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| 1.5 very poor | Jade | June 3rd 17 |
When Bob Ross gets down to business, you know a landscape is a comin', and it's a comin' rbeautifully. But after so many episodes, it's hard to remember even one gosh darn rpainting! "Gosh, Bob Ross, I sure do love your work, but they're all so beautiful and rimbued with love and peaceful spirit that I just can't tell them apart!" Would Bob Ross rbe sad if you told him this? Probably not. What a great guy. But not everyone can be Bob rRoss. Let's say you're a stumpy, snobbish Canuk who can do some hoops and, once upon a rtime, like everybody he knew died and he made a great album. "Wow, great album, Mr. rPubtler! I especially loved...THE EPIC CRESCENDOING ONE!" "Hrm," says mre. Pubtler, "I rcan bust some more of those out, but my Legacy will be cemented if one Stands Above the rRest...Regine, baby...let's aim for a 2.8 by LP number five. They'll REALLY be loving rFuneral by then, and Bowie won't be around to be disappointed..."
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| 2.0 poor | butcherboy | July 28th 17 |
For such a revered band, they now have three bad albums to two good ones.. If your dentist had the same success rate pulling teeth, you'd find a new one..
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| 1.5 very poor | DoofusWainwright | July 28th 17 |
This is what happens when people overly praise the band's pop moments like 'Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)' - you get a whole album of the same shlock and did we not want that.
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| 0.0 | JamesMarlon | July 14th 17 |
"Some boys hate themselves, spend their lives resenting their fathers,
Some girls hate their bodies, stand in the mirror and wait for the feedback"
Arcade Fire are transforming into Tumblr
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| 2.0 poor | theBonerKing | June 1st 17 |
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| 1.5 very poor | RadicalEd | July 26th 17 |
I did not want this to happen. But here you go. Welcome to the shit list.
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| 2.2 poor | Benjamin Kuettel EMERITUS | July 22nd 17 |
Like Humanz by Gorillaz from earlier this year, Everything Now by Arcade Fire is a major low for a once incredible band. The mainstream 80s dance rock sound reaches modern The Killers-level banality here, with especially poor lyrics and singing performances. One of the laziest albums I've ever heard from a favorite band of mine, as much as it pains me to say it.
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| 1.0 awful | praise jimmy EMERITUS | July 30th 17 |
really activates the melatonin
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| 1.5 very poor | Your Favorite Lurker | August 12th 17 |
More like Dumpster Fire - Everything Sucks amiright??????????????????????????????????
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| 2.0 poor | Brady Hayes | July 29th 17 |
I give up with these guys.
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| 2.0 poor | Underflow | July 28th 17 |
its like reflektor's underachieving cousin sliding into a vat of cocaine
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| 2.0 poor | BlitzPhoenix98 | August 18th 20 |
It's unfortunate to see such a once unique and talented sextet of Canadians stoop this low, but I had somewhat foresaw this following the atrocious "I Give You Power". Not all of it manages to be atrocious
though; the title track is a pleasant folk/alternative dance crossover with a nice, infectious chorus while Put Your Money On Me & We Don't Deserve Love are other significant songs due to the former being
rather addictive while the latter is a nice, laid-back side of Arcade Fire but with straightforward, ordinary lyricism.
But yes, the rest however is piss poor. Chemistry is easily the worst Arcade Fire song which sounds like a song from a quiz show, one with some of the worst lyrics of all time ("Come on down, the price is
right!"), but hopefully this is just the band trolling us and hopefully this only being their step backwards. While bands sometimes become uninspired or choose wrong directions, one hopes Arcade Fire's next
output revisits their older days, so I will forget this album.
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| 2.0 poor | bobbydylan | October 14th 19 |
Man, this album is very divisive to me. I absolutely love some tracks, Everything Now, Creature Comfort, both versions of Infinite Content, Electric Blue, Good Goddamn, Put Your Money on Me, and We Don't Deserve Love. But i absolutely loathe Signs of Life, Peter Pan and Chemistry. So i dunno.
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| 1.5 very poor | Erwann S. EMERITUS | July 30th 19 |
They always had that kind of disco vibe and it was kewl. This is 100% disco and it fucking sucks ass (except for the t/t, which is kinda kewl). If they wanted to be edgy they should have sung with that horrendous Quebecois accent, at least they would have been funny. 1.7
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| 1.0 awful | fog | May 23rd 19 |
What do you get when great bands purposefully distance themselves from what made them great to be intentionally difficult? You get amateurish versions of something else, and all their worst tendencies are magnified.
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| 3.0 good | olisz | October 21st 18 |
It's true that this album is a dissapointment compared to the others, but I think there are actually some good songs on here and definetly more enjoyable than bad ones. For examble I definetly like the title track and four last songs of the album. It's nice to see them do the thing again, like on suburbs, where they dedicate the last song to the first/title track so the album gets round up a bit.
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| 1.5 very poor | LouBreed | April 17th 18 |
I've heard this once in its entirety when it was released. Still gathering courage for a second listen. Courage is hard to find these days. Blame it all on Drumpf.
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| 1.5 very poor | DadEsquire | April 17th 18 |
i had a radio show in college called "content with content" (read as "happy with things") and i am outraged that i did not receive songwriting credit on "infinite content."
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| 1.5 very poor | KManoc1 | December 28th 17 |
The instrumentation is nothing worth bragging about and some of the lyrics are pretty stupid.
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| 3.5 great | ux66 (they/he) | October 11th 17 |
Damn what is y'all's problem, this is still a good album, albeit easily their worst
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| 2.5 average | nickwardmusic | July 31st 17 |
A hollow and empty shell of the album before it. Blunt and lazy lyrics mixed with songs that stay entrenched in vapid, dull melodies lead to an overall disappointing album. However, tracks like Everything Now, Electric Blue, and Creature Comfort are bright spots.
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| 2.5 average | JesusCage | July 28th 17 |
Definitely their worst efort to date. Still have some great tracks (PYMOM, WDDL) and some
renjoyable ones (Electric Blue, s/t(although this one get's fastidious after a while)).. Some
filler and then... chemistry (don't dig that one at all.. so uninspired and repetitive.. it drags
for what feels like eternity on its 3:34 duration). WDDL prevents this from being average.
Hopefuly is their worst album ever..
(2.7)
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| 2.0 poor | Faraudo | July 28th 17 |
Is it that bad? I've never really liked them, but it seems like they've been on free fall, quality-wise.
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| 3.5 great | Capablanca | July 22nd 17 |
After The Suburbs, Reflektor (what a snoozefest this was!) and now this, AF really need to work on
their editing skills.
Edit: after more listenings, an improvement on Reflektor, but not good enough as The Suburbs, and
certainly not in Neon Bible or Funeral level.
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| 2.0 poor | Prole | January 10th 24 |
| 1.5 very poor | doofy | January 8th 24 |
| 2.5 average | YRI | January 3rd 24 |
| 1.5 very poor | Timmy | January 18th 23 |
| 2.0 poor | osey | October 19th 22 |
| 2.5 average | chwe | June 17th 22 |
| 3.5 great | Lucman | March 7th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | aroge | November 1st 21 |
| 3.0 good | BoerK | October 18th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | TMTrates | February 24th 21 |
| 3.0 good | Juuso | February 7th 21 |
| 2.5 average | Vaka | January 6th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | gschwen | December 29th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | sncold | November 21st 20 |
| 2.5 average | Ronike | October 30th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Porklips | September 26th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | ACosta | September 1st 20 |
| 3.5 great | ilia | August 19th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | eureka | August 4th 20 |
| 2.6 average | A.R.O. EMERITUS | June 21st 20 |
| 3.0 good | Sowing STAFF | May 11th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Sly4evr | February 29th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Evenoss | January 8th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Emily | December 25th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | casey | December 15th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Stakis83 | November 19th 19 |
| 2.5 average | CPCP | November 6th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | xgausez | October 25th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Zeuzo | October 20th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Mcginnjw | September 23rd 19 |
| 2.0 poor | solrage | September 17th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | shazzyy | August 27th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | JNeu | July 7th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | MAN0 | May 5th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | dafon24 | April 26th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | Grzka | December 6th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | jkoh | November 15th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | dunnope | October 27th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Tom R. EMERITUS | September 18th 18 |
| 3.0 good | VanPelt | September 14th 18 |
| 3.0 good | FelkFg | August 6th 18 |
| 3.0 good | ARTV | July 14th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | tom79 | July 10th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Keira | June 27th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | xOle | June 19th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | ProfC | June 12th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Herb | May 15th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | bSmith | April 7th 18 |
| 2.5 average | Gmsod | February 19th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | matbla00 | February 15th 18 |
| 2.5 average | John C. | January 16th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | MrCoffee | December 29th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Marci | December 28th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Crawl | December 28th 17 |
| 2.5 average | vonseux | December 22nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Rdv | December 3rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | DJTommy | November 17th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Tyll | October 30th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | BHAR | October 30th 17 |
| 3.5 great | thawey | October 23rd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | qwe3 | September 23rd 17 |
| 3.0 good | dianabm | September 19th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Riviere | September 18th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Fugue | September 13th 17 |
| 3.0 good | jimbo | September 9th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Caronte | September 3rd 17 |
| 3.0 good | YayoG1 | September 1st 17 |
| 3.5 great | Gueero | September 1st 17 |
| 3.0 good | Jokurr | August 31st 17 |
| 3.5 great | uger | August 31st 17 |
| 2.5 average | Veldin | August 19th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Brandon | August 8th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | btati | August 7th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tomaslf | August 5th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Gazo | August 4th 17 |
| 3.0 good | rdroze | August 4th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Alexxx | August 3rd 17 |
| 3.5 great | ariich | August 2nd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | aiioli | August 2nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | jmh886 | August 2nd 17 |
| 2.5 average | Rmazer | August 2nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | anat | August 2nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Rudy K. EMERITUS | August 2nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | ruddo | August 2nd 17 |
| 3.0 good | SB129 | August 1st 17 |
| 2.5 average | HugoG | July 31st 17 |
| 2.5 average | wg98 | July 31st 17 |
| 2.5 average | chaywa | July 31st 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Irving EMERITUS | July 31st 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Pangea | July 30th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Wolfe | July 30th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Rowan5215 EMERITUS | July 29th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Runeii | July 29th 17 |
| 3.0 good | PaabL | July 28th 17 |
| 3.5 great | gilly | July 28th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | elvis7 | July 28th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | hadriel | July 28th 17 |
| 2.5 average | jesper EMERITUS | July 28th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | ian b. | July 28th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | tancrni | July 28th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Eames | July 27th 17 |
| 3.5 great | fdrc | July 25th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Lours | July 24th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | zxlkho | July 23rd 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | bharry | July 22nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | ti0n | July 22nd 17 |
| 3.0 good | furpa | July 22nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Nrap | July 22nd 17 |
| 3.5 great | Jan555 | July 22nd 17 |
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