Captain, We're Sinking   The King of No Man
3.2
good
Release Date: 2017
Tracklist

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2.5 averageYoYoMancuso STAFF | May 10th 17

*inhales* BOI

12 Bumps | Bump

3.5 greatian b. | June 21st 17

1'ing an album because of moderate production issues when the album is being streamed from a fucking YouTube video sounds a little bit more insane than actually enjoying the album for what else it offers lol

9 Bumps | Bump

3.5 greatBrady Hayes | June 21st 17

Guess I'm fucking insane

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0.0 Pon EMERITUS | June 22nd 17

"has clipping, 1/5" - Budget Hong Tam

7 Bumps | Bump

0.0 Slex | June 21st 17

This would be an instant classic if it had better production fuck y'all

7 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulZippaThaRippa | June 21st 17

If the production was your only complaint by the end of the album, you can't be saved. When Jesus returns and
the seals are broken, you'll all be cast into the lake of fire.


6 Bumps | Bump

3.5 greatJWT155 | June 20th 17

Bobby couldn't let Greg release the best punk rock album of 2017 without a fight.

6 Bumps | Bump

3.0 goodGrande challenges, with an almost Swiftian level of defiance and hostility. | June 21st 17

you ever think the production might sound terrible because it's only available through a YouTube video right

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1.0 awfulHerbie Chrost | June 21st 17

The Future is Cancelled contained brilliant, personal lyrics which were backed up gorgeously by Bob's passionate, moving vocals. On top of that was a production job boasting of a trebley which added a searing level of abrasiveness to the hardhitting and often even dissonant riffs and allowed the bass and drums enough room to work their magic around the surrounding chaos. What The King of No Man offers is a passionless album made even more impotent with its bass-heavy and compressed production which sounds like it was recorded with mics hooked up to someone's laptop to be mixed on GarageBand. Bob here posseses none of the admirable traits that made him such a charismatic prescence on TFiC; dude just sounds like he's on autopilot and waiting for the next check to arrive. The songwriting is as void and painfully uninspiring as the desert featured on the album's artwork. Do not fall for the hype. This is a shitty punk album.

4 Bumps | Bump

0.0 Atari STAFF | June 24th 17

Well there aren't any songs about washing down pills with pepsi which sucks - but it's still a strong sophomore effort that shifts the focus from self-deprecation and alcoholism to the pain and suffering that caused Bobby's anxiety in the first place. The reworked songs from his "Little Wounds" solo effort are a definite highlight here. All in all a proper sophomore effort that doesn't wallow in the same broken mentality as its predecessor.

1 Bumps | Bump

0.0 VaxXi | June 21st 17

Run For Cover Records claims yet another victim in its sterile, lifeless, can't produce for shit machine.

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2.5 averageIllume | October 29th 18

The lyrics on this one are pretty cringe and I think it's because CWS made us accustomed to greatness.

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5.0 classicTheCharmingMan | January 18th 18

yall r effin silly this is just what needed to happen after the future is cancelled

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2.3 averageTrey STAFF | June 25th 17

The music is decent alt rock, but the vocals kind of suck.

Bump

3.0 goodScoot | June 21st 17

biggest disappointment in i don't even know how long but it ain't a bad album at all

Bump

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