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| 0.0 | Satellite | October 2nd 17 |
This gets a 1 solely because that annoying 'Thunder' song plays during every fucking commercial break when I'm watching football. Also the backwards E. Throw this band into a volcano.
10 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | Toondude | June 23rd 17 |
Linkin Park already released the worst album of the year, we didn't need another one
5 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | theBonerKing | June 23rd 17 |
That title makes me want to vomit.
2 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | AngryJohnny | June 30th 17 |
I'd sooner spend 50 years in a North Korean labour camp than listen to this again
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 2.1 poor | Erwann S. STAFF | August 31st 22 |
Another arena faux-rock beat-full exercise of sub-Chris Martin howling. A few tracks feature a dumb solo which is both lame and cool.
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| 3.0 good | BrushedRed | July 2nd 17 |
Yes, I liked Night Visions in 2012, and I even still like it now. After that album, the stadium rockers turned to almost Nickelback status with their next album. Smoke + Mirrors just wasn't good. Here on Evolve, though, I was very surprised. I went into this with the mindset of "let's just get this over with so I can hate on it," especially since the singles were garbage. Surprisingly, though, outside of the singles, this album is pretty damn good. "Walking the Wire," "Rise Up," and "Mouth of the River" are better than anything on their first album. I get it's easy to hate on these guys especially from their previous outing but I think if you give this album a chance you may find some things you like as well. This shouldn't even be compared to new Linkin Park. I'm getting the vibe that most folks rating didn't even listen to this.
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| 1.0 awful | Insurrection | July 1st 17 |
Listening to EVOLVE in full is an experience that can only be described as ear rape. This album... you just don't do this to people, man.
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| 1.5 very poor | Antonius | June 26th 17 |
I was aware that Imagine Dragons was a pop rock band with indie and alternative elements, despite the fact that I've never heard any of their earlier releases. I thought of giving this a shot in case there's any song more rockish-than-poppish. Unfortunately, there is no such a case; instead, I've heard a band trying to imitate Coldplay's style and be relevant with the current trend in the radio: cheap synth-pop melodies, uninspired electro-pop sounds, compressed-machine-like drums and that rap-style-vocal singing which a band did some time ago and the radio keeps repeating it. Imagine flagons.
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| 1.5 very poor | Zacho | June 23rd 17 |
A failed attempt at rock experimentation. A few songs have some sort of conceptual potential but this is completely ruined by abhorrent production and terrible lyrics. The worst part is that I genuinely believe ID think they've created a great record.
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| 1.0 awful | terriblekonrad | June 17th 17 |
Believer is the worst song of 2017 already. This cover art tho, ?VOLVE? If i can rate 0,5 or -1.
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| 1.5 very poor | brandaao | February 18th 24 |
| 1.0 awful | Lakes | September 19th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | stevep | August 25th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | November 4th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Gumboot | October 18th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Elynna | June 26th 22 |
| 3.0 good | milkk | December 12th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Luna | October 6th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | blubbo | September 8th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | teo | July 6th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | kodama | May 27th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Wj2006 | December 24th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | November 30th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Docky | November 2nd 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Skiiddz | September 25th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Prole | June 21st 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sowing STAFF | May 10th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Eva | May 7th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Scryxer | March 28th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Djang0 | January 28th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Linx | September 5th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Jaxer | August 23rd 19 |
| 1.0 awful | JNeu | July 3rd 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Suspus1 | April 30th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Wyder | February 18th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | MAN0 | January 2nd 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | elch21 | December 30th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Raqinq | November 27th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Antn | November 16th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Amir | September 29th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Hanusko | September 7th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | GoAway | August 1st 18 |
| 2.5 average | ARTV | July 14th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Stkyle | May 29th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Krpa | April 30th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Trez | April 23rd 18 |
| 3.0 good | Sarah | March 29th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | djrm | February 26th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Tritium | February 26th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Cormano | February 21st 18 |
| 1.0 awful | C1ntReW | February 20th 18 |
| 2.5 average | acmolan | January 8th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | El Olam | January 1st 18 |
| 2.5 average | Lalka | December 31st 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Josh F. | December 28th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Enzx | December 9th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Rdv | December 5th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Xurxo | December 4th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | BeeRyan | November 13th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Yotimi | November 4th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Mikpol | November 4th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Lucman | October 24th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | elioto | October 17th 17 |
| 3.0 good | KManoc1 | September 12th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Tranqyl | September 10th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | September 3rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | chayka | August 7th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Chongy | July 29th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Poxy | July 24th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Aeri | July 8th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | jsaf7 | July 5th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | mvdu | July 2nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Dmax28 | June 30th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | wg98 | June 29th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Galby | June 27th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Xhoven | June 26th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | jesper STAFF | June 26th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | bharry | June 26th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Irving EMERITUS | June 26th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | maxer | June 25th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Runeii | June 24th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | ian b. | June 24th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Corney | June 23rd 17 |
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