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| 1.0 awful | DoofusWainwright | March 9th 17 |
The missus was down on all fours last night, her sweet little feet popping just over the edge of the
bed as per usual, all was well in the world when I thought I'd paraphrase this ginger lothario (he's
mighty popular after all), so I told her she looked just like an angel 'in the shape of my mum'. She
scampered to her feet quick as a flash and left the room making retching sounds. I was left
standing there dumbfounded with a raging hard on and the image of Ed's freckled red furred
unblinking fetid rodent face locked in my mind. I cannot, with a clear conscience, recommend this
album.
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| 0.0 | MistaCrave | March 4th 17 |
Well there's only one basic mathematical operation left that he hasn't used, I think we can all guess what the next album is going to be called
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| 1.5 very poor | dihstyle69 | March 3rd 17 |
ed sheeran continues to keep himself in the safe zone and what we have here is a tepid, predictable and by-the-numbers pop album that does a terrible job at showing his talents, both as a singer and songwriter. his worst effort to date imo since there's no track here that stands out. 1.5+
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| 1.5 very poor | butcherboy | July 8th 17 |
This is hot garbage that belongs on a hot dump, carted off on a hot barge to a hot landfill, to be shovelled in by hot garbagemen.. mmmmmmm, hot garbagemen..
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| 2.0 poor | Erwann S. STAFF | August 31st 22 |
A chill yet inoffensive record whose most well-known singles now constitute a trip down the "2017 nostalgia road". That's basically the only appeal of this one since this is common denominator music at its lowest. Not unpleasant, for sure, but despite the overall benevolence, it's still pretty boring because of how shallow it is.
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| 2.5 average | Do I have somfing n my face? | June 8th 22 |
typical pop album with its hits taken down by filler. best moments on dive and happier with perfect being a near perfect composition, love that song
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| 1.0 awful | fog CONTRIBUTOR | May 24th 19 |
Ed Sheeran is a subversive greeting card writer. That sounds as if it might be interesting, so let me qualify that by saying it's in no way a compliment.
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| 2.5 average | GoldenGuy444 | November 26th 18 |
Upon review, its not terrible. There aren't many issues with it. But a lot of it goes in one ear and right back out the other. Tracks like Castle on the Hill, Eraser, New Man, and Supermarket Flowers still work really well. Personal favorite, Save Myself, is a really sweet farewell track. But the rest is really... boring.
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| 2.0 poor | Ben STAFF | August 5th 17 |
Mostly inoffensive. Pretty boring.
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| 4.0 excellent | Bucher16 | May 21st 17 |
Ed Sheerans' third album Divide has a different music style than his other two albums. This entire album switches between two styles of music: rousing pop anthems destined for radio success like the song Shape of you and snoozy ballads destined for rotation in the aisles of your local CVS like his song Dive. His new album was already breaking just one day after Ed decided to release it. Divide sold more copies in one day (232,000) than any other artists album did in a week in 2016. In the Albums opening week on Spotify, he broke their best "one day" streams for an artist at over 68 million streams breaking the former record of 40.3 million set by The Weekend. Back in March his album topped the charts in the United States and since then has topped charts in 13 other countries. After being released almost two months ago Ed Sheerans' Divide album is set to break even more records as it is still a popular album in the United States. This is an album that I would recommend to people as it shows two sides to the way Ed writes music. Some songs show emotion whereas others are meant for people to tap their feet too.
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| 0.0 | Risodo | May 3rd 17 |
Generic and meh. But some of their music are really significant to me, seriously.
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| 1.5 very poor | sugarcubes | March 5th 17 |
This thing is unbelievably bland, even by Ed Sheeran's standards.
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| 1.0 awful | Mitch Worden EMERITUS | March 4th 17 |
He needs to take some more math classes tbh, this blows
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| 2.5 average | Xav | May 10th 24 |
| 3.5 great | Piem | February 29th 24 |
| 3.5 great | rjb0499 | September 15th 23 |
| 3.5 great | KManoc1 | November 29th 22 |
| 2.0 poor | Djokoll | September 14th 22 |
| 3.5 great | Reagan | September 4th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tommaso | April 19th 22 |
| 3.0 good | milkk | December 12th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | kodama | November 2nd 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | LilPeep | August 19th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | Luna | July 14th 21 |
| 3.5 great | CRX | February 18th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | December 30th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Gian304 | November 2nd 20 |
| 3.0 good | Peddy29 | September 26th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Murat | July 27th 20 |
| 3.5 great | tincat | June 27th 20 |
| 3.5 great | Sowing STAFF | May 11th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Aeri | December 7th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | creed1 | October 19th 19 |
| 2.5 average | grello | July 21st 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | LucasM | July 15th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Macck | July 13th 19 |
| 2.5 average | JNeu | July 7th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | vult | June 14th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | nbats | May 29th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | djrm | March 20th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Wolfe | September 17th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Lucman | September 17th 18 |
| 2.5 average | FTM1234 | September 12th 18 |
| 3.0 good | Ed | July 28th 18 |
| 2.5 average | jsaf7 | May 5th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | kylerez | April 10th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | kroglor | February 27th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | rob23 | January 27th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Rmazer | January 26th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | elch21 | January 4th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Ewgads | December 17th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | meeboe | December 17th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | greg17 | December 8th 17 |
| 2.5 average | bharry | October 11th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Enzx | August 22nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | JS19 | July 8th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | ian b. | May 7th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | JanK | May 4th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Fujay | April 28th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | showder | April 27th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | NickRF | April 21st 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Smevin | April 18th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Zeneren | April 15th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Dylan | April 7th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | ziroth | April 6th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | March 24th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Lalka | March 22nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Runeii | March 18th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Chongy | March 18th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Krvst | March 17th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Nights | March 15th 17 |
| 2.5 average | chaywa | March 15th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | tycobb | March 12th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | maddin | March 11th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Terhaa | March 11th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | anat CONTRIBUTOR | March 10th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | JWT155 | March 9th 17 |
| 2.5 average | maxer | March 8th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | jtswope | March 7th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Xhoven | March 6th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | KabalUT | March 6th 17 |
| 2.5 average | ATTA | March 5th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Dmitri | March 5th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Prole | March 5th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | helti | March 5th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | jesper STAFF | March 4th 17 |
| 2.5 average | spech | March 3rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | VikkiH | March 3rd 17 |
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