 | Train A Girl A Bottle A Boat
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| 1.0 awful | DoofusWainwright | February 2nd 17 |
She should lose the shorts, they're doing nothing for her
17 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | Your Favorite Lurker | January 31st 17 |
This album title sounds like a video you'd find on pornhub or something l o l
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| 1.0 awful | Mitch Worden EMERITUS | January 31st 17 |
Sing that song, the one that makes me go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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| 0.0 | theBonerKing | January 29th 17 |
Hold on to your panties people because what we have here is a true modern masterpiece. Bringing together a vast array of musical styles, Train just gets straight to the foundation of humanity's emotional core. I mean don't we all want a girl, a bottle, and a boat???? And of course an American flag because 'Murica. Good luck holding the tears in while listening to this one. A true tour de force. Astonishing.
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| 0.0 | elliootsmeuth | February 2nd 17 |
Album should come with a noose so you can end it all when it reaches the apotheosis of shit. Which is basically the entire album.
3 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | ghostalgeist | June 26th 21 |
do not take this rating seriously, train is unsalvageable
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| 1.0 awful | Lucman | March 29th 18 |
A girl.... hmmm, what else is good about this thing? Um, there's a girl on the cover, yeah, let's just stick with that.
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| 1.0 awful | GoldenGuy444 | February 27th 18 |
Train Does The Most Recognizable Beginner Piano Melody I
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| 1.0 awful | sugarcubes | March 17th 17 |
Would it be a good idea to launch a class-action lawsuit against this band by now
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| 1.0 awful | dihstyle69 | February 1st 17 |
the first contender for worst album of the year. one of the most cringy attempts to stay relevant in a while, really. 0+
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| 1.5 very poor | kodama | August 22nd 21 |
| 2.0 poor | Sowing STAFF | May 11th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Prole | January 9th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Nate | April 5th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | djrm | February 26th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | KManoc1 | December 10th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | elioto | October 31st 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | bharry | September 28th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Brandon | September 9th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Aeri | July 15th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | heck | June 21st 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | hasan | April 5th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | cm7com | April 3rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | 747727 | March 24th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | tellah | March 15th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | ktmq | February 26th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | jtswope | February 23rd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Gmork89 | February 22nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | jsaf7 | February 22nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | DarinRG | February 14th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | maxer | February 8th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | helti | February 4th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | chaywa | February 2nd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Xhoven | February 1st 17 |
| 1.0 awful | ian b. | January 29th 17 |
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