 | Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
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| 2.5 average | Iai EMERITUS | October 22nd 07 |
There's a great irony in my relationship with this album. When it was released, it was insanely popular with my age group, in particular the people I mostly socialized with. Not with me, though - I thought it was absolute trash, and that the band had entirely failed to understand what metal was, or what rap was. Thing is though, even though I never liked it at the time, I frequently find myself defending it against the massive hate it generates now. Honestly, this is not that bad. Obviously it's dumb, void of content, and full of posturing, but in some ways, that's the album's greatest strength. When you want really stupid, heavy rock or rap that you don't have to think about - and once in a blue moon I do - then this is just about the best album of its kind. It's club music, and nothing more; treat it as such and it's perfectly average.
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| 4.0 excellent | hinder | April 19th 07 |
What? All 1z? why? this is a pretty good cd. it's like some new combonation of rap and heavy metal. rollin's a cool,heavy song. too long. its about 70 minutes this cd alone.
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| 1.5 very poor | Horrorshow34 | September 12th 06 |
Although it may ruin my Indie credibility to say this, I was one of the millions upon millions of youngsters who jumped on the Limp Bizkit bandwagon back in the Summer of 2000. At the time I kinda went along with it all - just because everyone was listening to and I was only 10. But listening to it is almost impossible. Honestly, what were my generation thinking when we managed to put this in the charts and make Limp Bizkit one of the biggest bands in the world (at the time). Not only were the band the musical equivalent of a Big Mac meal, their lyrics were some of the worst ever written. I'd type some examples up for you but #1 We all know them anyway and #2 I've just got in from College and I can't really be arsed :-)
Anyway am off to listen to 'Daydream Nation'. Let's us never speak of 'Chocolate Starfish . . .' again, ok?
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| 4.0 excellent | trepator | May 23rd 09 |
Although many think that his album was the first to bring nu-metal down, I really enjoyed it and is part of my life. Very enjoyable to listen. I vote on this one in a parcially based method, but I understand everyone who say that this was crap.
Cheers
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| 3.5 great | KevinKC | October 13th 10 |
There is something strange about this album. Although most nu-metal albums got me bored very quickly (I enjoyed Hybrid theory two weeks and never listened to it again), although I don't listen to any other Limp Bizkit album I don't grow tired of that one. I'm not saying it is a good album, it is just that I still enjoy listening to the songs I liked from the beginning. Maybe because I discovered Limp Bizkit with that one. I remember how astonished I was by the lyrics. It took me a certain time to be able to cope with their spirituality but slowly I became attached to them. I really had nice time being surprised by how pointless, clich?arrogant, whiny, and weak they could be (I'm french so it takes me more time to understand what's said, It often gives me a chance to appreciate albums with crappy lyrics, I know I am lucky). And well, the guitar's always the same but has nice parts. It is quite punchy.r
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| 3.0 good | trailofdead91 | March 12th 10 |
It's freakin' terrible but something about it makes me listen. Plus it's funny.
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| 1.0 awful | blacklistadapted | October 9th 07 |
This album is honestly not even worth reviewing, I'm only doing it as a way to vent. Horrible, horrible lyrics over cookie-cutter rap metal riffage. Fred Durst's shrill, nasal whining is sure to give you a serious case of tenitis. They were never good to begin with, yet somehow, "Limp Bizkit" manages to become more disjointed, cliche and desperate with each album.
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| 2.0 poor | Damrod EMERITUS | June 24th 06 |
I quite liked "significant other" back in the days. It was something new, and quite hooked me. The follow up was a huge bummer though. It seemed a bit uninspired, not really original. Musically it was ok, but Durst kinda kills it.
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| 2.0 poor | superfascist | February 12th 07 |
This is truly an album of "had it nots". Had it not been for the band, Wes Borland in particular, this album would have been much worse than it is. Had it not been for Fred Durst, this album would have been much better than it is. There is some truly solid instrumentation going on in these tracks, but this is completely undermined by Durst, who turns practically every song into a Cliche ridden mess. Occasionally Durst's style fits with the song, but for the most part it constitutes a highly destructive force for the album. Overall, this is obviously not Limp Bizkit's best work, but, to date, it surely isn't their worst either. As mentioned, the band is fairly redeeming and warrants the album an occasional, non-linear listen.
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| 2.0 poor | Britch2tiger | February 11th 16 |
The only redeeming quality w/ this album is the guitar work. The guitar work is in the great range and the instrumentals are not that bad either. If anything, I'd say the album's weakness like in their prior work was their frontman. Fred Durst has a lot more misses than hits lyrically speaking (oh who am I kidding). With this album (as well as Significant Other), this album features "better" tracks that can be counted and tracked using one hand. Tracks 4, 9, 12, and 13 (very dragged) are the only considered highlighted tracks on this album, which makes for a troubling good to "eh" ratio in my ears.
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| 2.5 average | Necrotica | June 9th 14 |
Rolling could either mean driving a car, rolling a cigarette, making some bread, falling down a hill, trying to put yourself out when your on fire or playing zelda on the n64.
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| 2.5 average | AtavanHalen | August 2nd 10 |
I like this more a lot more than I should - and I shouldn't like it at all.
Still, put on that second half of the album and I'm sold, particularly when Boiler and Hold On come on. Borland is reasonably talented and one of the more under-rated forces of nu-metal at the time, and this record assists in validating said theory. Of course it's all gone to hell since then, but there was a time when it was slightly cool. Slightly.
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| 0.0 | Theunbrokenwolf | March 10th 08 |
Limp Bizkit had one good song... and many ok songs. This album has those Ok songs. My way is one of them as is rollin but both kinda get annoying after the 2nd listening of them. Their best song was acctually not even their song or not the original song (yah thats right you know what song im talking about now dont you). All in all its below average but ... not so bad i would throw it away.
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| 0.0 | arigby42 | March 2nd 08 |
Most people will tell you that they used to like Limp Bizkit before they grew up. I never liked Limp Bizkit. This album doesn't change things. Same horrid crap, same bad rapping.
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| 0.0 | Angmar | December 18th 06 |
It is pretty safe to say that im not a fan of nu metal. But when just about anyone these days heres the name limp bizkit they get scared. I have heard this album but only delayed in voicing my opinion and i must say its mildly catchy and nothing else. This album fails at life.
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| 1.0 awful | The Door Mouse | November 19th 06 |
Terrible. The fact that it is Nu-Metal makes me not like it but even if I did like Nu-Metal I still wouldn't give this a great rating. Terrible lyrics, no creativity, Hot Dog is just retarded and it doesn't make you say "I'm glad I spent 15 hard earned $ on this.
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| 4.0 excellent | Bigwill2k | December 19th 23 |
This is the best angsty rap metal! You may cringe and call it juvenile, but it was never meant to
be taken seriously! Rather that than 6th form common room level politics.
Fred Durst
is good at what he does, has a pleasing flow and and hype-man vocals get the blood flowing. How
can you listen to the intro to 'My Generation' and not want to jump da fuck up??? He is more self
aware than given credit for.
Instrumentals are fire. Borland wields a chainsaw, but also provides sublime extra terrestrial
soundscapes. Rhythm section bring heft and also the slinky grooves which makes
you want to move your body. Its an amazing fusion. The album shows a surprisingly softer melodic
side too, which shows
they are more than a party band. Im not going
to self consciously say I grew up and don't like it anymore, it still sounds good today.
The only thing i can leave are the pure hip hop tracks, especially Rollin Urban Assault
Vehicle. They're trying to broaden their audience with some smart features but they make the album
a little flabby.
Mrs Aguilera come and get some!
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| 5.0 classic | megadood | October 17th 20 |
liteerally the best band hever holy fuck love this album :0000
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| 2.0 poor | davezillaMP3 | May 3rd 20 |
There were some good highlights here, but man does this album get sam-ey and go on for far too large.
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| 5.0 classic | George Browne | April 27th 19 |
Definitely could have been worse. The state of LB at this time had a lot of tension and pressure to 1-up Significant Other. They had to return with a beast of an album. And Chocolate Starfish & the Hot Dog Flavored Water didn't 1-up Significant Other, but they definitely made a masterpiece. Every track is a banger. Listen to this.
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| 1.5 very poor | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | February 11th 19 |
I feel nauseous
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| 2.5 average | Snacktimeguy | February 24th 16 |
The songs are too repetitive and the vocals are so whiny.
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| 3.5 great | KayCato | December 3rd 15 |
Album still holds up more or less for the sake of nostalgia and the fantastic instrumentals on this album. Still a fun album every once in a while, always enjoy it when I throw it on.
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| 2.5 average | Jared Floryan | November 12th 14 |
(12/30/18): My views on this record pretty much echo the sentiments had on Limp Bizkit's previous LP. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored This Album Title Is Oscarworthy warrant more or less the same criticisms Significant Other earned. They're both overlong, contain quite a number of slapdash songwriting choices, and uh... Fred Durst on the mic. With that said, the instrumentation was still very much on point, and I wouldn't go so far as to call any of the tracks here forgettable. It bears repeating in all caps: DUMB. FUN. IN SHORT. BURSTS. Decent 2.5
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| 1.5 very poor | SalteyBacon | March 12th 14 |
This has got to be the best comedy album ever. The punch line in 'Hot Dog' made me cry.
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| 3.0 good | RogerPodacter | October 2nd 13 |
In most definable ways, this album fucking sucks. But for some reason, I kind of enjoy it now after not listening to any one of the songs for over a decade.rMaybe it's just because of its nostalgic quality back to my angsty teenage days, I mean that's definitely the reason. But whatever the case is, the "not givin a fuck" quality to the album struck a chord with the youth in 2000, and I have to give Limp Bizkit some credit for that.
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| 2.5 average | MikeDominguez | June 4th 13 |
Probably Limp Bizkit's best album, which, mind you, is like saying getting punched in the face is much better than getting stabbed.
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| 2.5 average | Paxster | July 18th 12 |
Its probably even worse than the rating I'm giving it, but I find it somewhat noble that they are willing to immerse themselves in their own ridiculousness.
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| 0.0 | howard199777 | March 19th 12 |
Limp Bizkit reached their peak after the album is released, of course, before Wes left the band. "Chocolate Starfish" is the album that contains the most of their hits, also contains their two best songs ever, "Rollin" and "Take A Look Around".rIn my opinion, although the lyrics are kind of terrible as you can listen in the song "Hot Dog" (especially it's mostly copied from Nine Inch Nails), basically, the whole band did the great job except writing the lyrics. Well, I think one of the best part of this album is its LYRICS, it's like after you hear the lyric and the sound, you can rapidly identify, "oh, it's Fred Durst, the guy from Limp Bizkit, this is from LIMP BIZKIT!" The album completely shows a typical LB's style, the anger. Therefore, I don't really think the lyrics are bad.rFavorite Songs in the album: My Generation, My Way, Rollin', Livin' it Up, Take A Look Around & Boiler
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| 3.5 great | metalspirit | January 24th 12 |
There's nothing particularly special about Nu Metal, but almost every song from this genre is so freaking catchy it's hard not to give it a positive rating. This album is nothing special, but it's fun to listen to
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| 1.5 very poor | tom6 | October 23rd 10 |
I wonder how I could listen to this back when I was younger and not gag. This is the source of my Fred Durst allergy.
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| 0.0 | hyperbolequeen | November 3rd 07 |
Everything from the cover to the songs themselves is fucking retarded on this album, but I can still enjoy it every once in a long while. The best track is Outro, which features Ben Stiller talking shit about the band and laughing for four minutes. Sounds cool? You bet it. Plus, the album drops the f bomb at least 200 times, which makes it kinda cool. Keep on rollin'.
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| 1.5 very poor | gazanga | November 23rd 11 |
| 2.0 poor | junkie | November 22nd 11 |
| 5.0 classic | fff8 | November 12th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | Blade86 | October 18th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | boleyn2 | October 14th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | WTSMG | October 10th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | dre458 | October 10th 11 |
| 3.0 good | Toolock | September 29th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | bnelso55 | September 16th 11 |
| 3.5 great | aguzman | September 16th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Bossie | September 11th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Shaneo | September 6th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Knave | August 27th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | jrm96 | August 27th 11 |
| 2.5 average | caleb98 | August 22nd 11 |
| 2.5 average | tribszn | August 16th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | ckypro3 | August 15th 11 |
| 2.5 average | kanker | August 6th 11 |
| 3.2 good | Trey STAFF | August 2nd 11 |
| 3.5 great | Irving EMERITUS | July 21st 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | jmal789 | July 19th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | LuKe23 | July 4th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | damo13 | July 3rd 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Spgale | June 27th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | Cabrero | June 26th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | quik40 | June 23rd 11 |
| 3.5 great | dgrona | June 23rd 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | AsspaiN | June 21st 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | iZac | June 3rd 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Nacen | April 15th 11 |
| 3.0 good | Jiffi | March 30th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | derekkp | March 29th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | JFay82 | March 24th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | tmncrg | March 21st 11 |
| 4.5 superb | 32left | March 17th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | Kryde1 | March 13th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | acad | March 7th 11 |
| 4.5 superb | LBKF | February 20th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | nick0307 | February 16th 11 |
| 4.0 excellent | MrAlec | January 4th 11 |
| 5.0 classic | Koda | December 19th 10 |
| 3.5 great | Jumaos | December 3rd 10 |
| 3.5 great | nick77 | November 30th 10 |
| 3.0 good | cb123 | November 18th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | crabman | November 14th 10 |
| 2.5 average | AlecF | November 13th 10 |
| 2.5 average | Pirrus | November 8th 10 |
| 2.5 average | MO | November 1st 10 |
| 5.0 classic | Oceans | October 27th 10 |
| 2.5 average | JWT155 | October 27th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | OshArpi | October 23rd 10 |
| 2.5 average | esw1026 | October 14th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | seifer | October 11th 10 |
| 3.5 great | lavudu | September 24th 10 |
| 2.5 average | jmh886 | September 13th 10 |
| 3.5 great | Texture | September 11th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Nego | September 11th 10 |
| 2.0 poor | noisy | September 5th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | koreyosm | September 4th 10 |
| 3.5 great | mullo | August 22nd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | DinoX | August 7th 10 |
| 2.5 average | droog | August 1st 10 |
| 3.5 great | cuki92 | July 28th 10 |
| 3.0 good | 76TVs | July 20th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Smevin | July 3rd 10 |
| 3.0 good | lakku | April 26th 10 |
| 3.0 good | shOnA | April 15th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | kamuro | April 13th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Blumper | April 13th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | M87 | April 4th 10 |
| 3.5 great | FLRTE | March 12th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ansem | February 17th 10 |
| 4.5 superb | muehlum | February 16th 10 |
| 2.5 average | rebreh | February 16th 10 |
| 2.5 average | owl316 | January 18th 10 |
| 2.5 average | rodigo1 | January 10th 10 |
| 5.0 classic | xSMDx | January 6th 10 |
| 5.0 classic | LukeD50 | January 5th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | bakor | January 3rd 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | cirq | December 5th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | Curse. | November 19th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | miky182 | November 8th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | ferrum | November 3rd 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | tchad23 | October 27th 09 |
| 3.5 great | alsid | October 27th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Enotron | October 6th 09 |
| 2.0 poor | KILL | September 14th 09 |
| 3.5 great | Amaya | September 9th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | vince82 | August 8th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tupi | July 14th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Torii | July 9th 09 |
| 5.0 classic | Jame | June 12th 09 |
| 5.0 classic | bise | June 8th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | mvdu | June 4th 09 |
| 4.0 excellent | 1zero | June 3rd 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | J2e2c | May 31st 09 |
| 2.5 average | Mach | May 31st 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | Lelle | April 9th 09 |
| 2.0 poor | zuzek | April 6th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Dash | March 15th 09 |
| 3.5 great | Wongeh | February 21st 09 |
| 5.0 classic | exciter | February 7th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Sconza | February 7th 09 |
| 2.5 average | jc1587 | January 20th 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | kygermo | January 2nd 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Yotimi | December 24th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | Taylor | December 23rd 08 |
| 4.0 excellent | mar1s | November 29th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | tarcus | November 6th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | Flyboy | October 20th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | Gstar | September 11th 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | Bea | September 9th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | Poet | July 10th 08 |
| 4.5 superb | Worm | May 2nd 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | lewser | April 17th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | midas | March 21st 08 |
| 1.5 very poor | chris21 | February 1st 08 |
| 3.5 great | EcoRed | January 24th 08 |
| 2.5 average | YHB | January 24th 08 |
| 2.0 poor | uncut | January 8th 08 |
| 2.5 average | Valhall | December 22nd 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | JAK1980 | December 4th 07 |
| 2.5 average | Daeth | November 26th 07 |
| 2.5 average | systool | November 19th 07 |
| 2.5 average | Windows | November 16th 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | Crimson | November 12th 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | Vanwarp | November 8th 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | McP3000 | October 21st 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | cSsteFa | October 12th 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | Skyler | September 20th 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | linxer | September 20th 07 |
| 5.0 classic | dedman | September 19th 07 |
| 2.5 average | DerMond | September 9th 07 |
| 1.0 awful | jk2two | September 5th 07 |
| 1.0 awful | Kyle Ward EMERITUS | September 4th 07 |
| 4.0 excellent | r4nger | August 10th 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | noir886 | August 10th 07 |
| 3.0 good | talitm | August 6th 07 |
| 1.5 very poor | wikuk | November 27th 06 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tyler EMERITUS |
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