Anal Trump   That Makes Me Smart!
2.5
average
Release Date: 2016
Tracklist

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5.0 classicuhh | November 9th 16

honestly the election is really gay. politics are gay, and I might even be able to call the democracy that america rules under, a tad homo. trump is pretty gay too. pense is secretly gay.

but great to know that Mr. Cow Head Cutter decided that during this time or super duper gay, that he's looking out for the super coooooooooool kvlt kids. I LOVE 5-18 second songs. really fits my aesthetic, not gay at all. I love the anal cunt influence, although its sorta homo. wonder if Travis trump knows who Seth McFarlane is and what impact he's had on the grind/power violence community? marvelous. there's not a lot of variety on the album. there's 30 songs with no cleans?? wtf. that's a little gay.

have you heard that one napalm death song? or that one earache album compilation album? That seems like quite the the influence here. I like that, pos’d.

my biggest complaint about this album is this cover, like wtf? kind of graphic, makes me think I or trump or Travis trump is gay… huh…

overall, good album! I was really surprised by this album! I was shocked by this album! I was kinda flabbergasted by this album! I wasn't quite floored by it tho, which is a definite neg. I think my rating here would be 1. Surprise. 2. Good.3. Shocked. 4. flabbergasted 5. Floored. That's 4 pos’s out of 5i gotta say I'm quite happy with the album!

I like the guitar tone and drum tone and the bass tone. all really fits the aesthetic well. if I had to attribute it to a smell, it'd probably be sage, or basil, but more slightly aged basil, not quite fresh, because this isn't crisp. this production is hard and flat.

fanboying aside, gotta say that I'm really surprised by the musicianship on this album. the riffs are there, the drums are there, its all there! definetely a grind band to be on the lookout for!

4.5/5


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3.0 goodHerbie Chrost | November 9th 16

Donald Trump is a faggot. The 50 character limit on soundoffs is also gay so suck my dick

"Linkinparkforthewin posting edgelord soundoffs that are cringier than the actual album" have you never heard of
the band Anal Cunt. Seth Putnam is rolling in his grave

How the hell does Torts have 2 soundoffs?


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0.0 fred durst riffs harder than you | November 9th 16

Linkinparkforthewin posting edgelord soundoffs that are cringier than the actual album.

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2.5 averageneekafat CONTRIBUTOR | November 17th 16

This album is, like, a 2.5.

Not really my kind of thing, but it's pretty amusing and listenable. But only 'cause it's 3 minutes long.

Sad!


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5.0 classicuhh | November 9th 16

the cat scratch fever riff is why this is a 5, everything else is shit

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1.0 awfulStreetsofSimCity | January 25th 18

DUDE DRUMPF SUKS LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE GRAB DEM BY DA PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! SIMPLY EPIC

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4.0 excellentSevengill | November 9th 16

song titles are the best thing

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3.5 greatzaruyache | November 9th 16

Great meme, greatest meme.

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3.5 greatSputnik's Slamotologist | April 20th 17

Bingazoops.
3.5/5

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2.5 averageBallsDeep | November 10th 16

A bloated, meandering mess which only saving grace is its smooth transitions and thought provoking lyrics. makes you think.

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3.0 gooddeadrisingx1 | November 10th 16

That hi-hat though...
In all seriousness, it's a fun album, even if it clocks in at only 3 minutes.

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1.0 awfulmetalhead2425 | March 11th 19
4.0 excellentjakeboehmer | December 19th 18
2.5 averagerazedtotheground | November 9th 18
3.0 goodConcubinaryCode | August 10th 18
1.0 awfulall my friends are dead push me to the edge | August 7th 18
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1.5 very poorSmashIsTheWay94 | March 17th 18
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1.5 very poorgagnonov | February 5th 18
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1.0 awfulDoctuses | December 27th 17
2.5 averageswipenet | December 14th 17
1.5 very poorslut for crescendos | November 29th 17
3.0 gooditsyaboicobby | October 3rd 17
2.5 averageJoeman82 | August 30th 17
3.0 goodJhator | August 27th 17
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1.0 awfulAnimalsAsSummit | April 27th 17
1.5 very poorSp00kyGr00ves | April 26th 17
4.0 excellentdefmeddle | March 27th 17
3.0 goodRotkung | March 17th 17
3.0 goodDave S. M. | March 16th 17
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1.5 very poorchristhjian | February 28th 17
1.5 very poorGhandaiLion | February 20th 17
1.5 very poorBrainlessLoser | February 10th 17
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1.5 very poorTrailmix | January 27th 17
3.5 greatCthulhuFhtagn | January 26th 17
1.0 awfulMoge | January 26th 17
5.0 classicKeira | January 24th 17
1.0 awfulmasterofreality | January 24th 17
3.0 goodAnthemic | January 24th 17
3.5 greatSmartWentCody | January 24th 17
1.5 very poorMar19981 | January 23rd 17
1.5 very poorgod I need a cold one now CONTRIBUTOR | January 22nd 17
5.0 classicMythoBeanz69 | January 22nd 17
2.5 averagebreakingthefragile | January 22nd 17
3.5 greatSOPHIE is Death Grips for gays | January 22nd 17
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2.5 averageYuriZakhaev | January 21st 17
4.0 excellentDimmuBurger101 | January 21st 17
3.5 greatKorpcun | January 18th 17
2.5 averageZig | January 10th 17
1.0 awfulbbgames | December 25th 16
1.0 awfulSean H. CONTRIBUTOR | December 24th 16
1.0 awfulDoofusWainwright | December 13th 16
1.0 awfulShamus248 | December 8th 16
1.5 very poorpolyrhythm | December 4th 16
1.0 awfulTotengott | November 22nd 16
3.5 greatEgarran | November 22nd 16
3.5 greatgbowles | November 18th 16
2.0 poorFlomTheGuy | November 17th 16
3.0 goodFrank - the rater of 3.5 | November 13th 16
5.0 classicMegatallicaSlaythrax | November 13th 16
2.0 poori want to mort. | November 10th 16
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4.0 excellentaccompliceofmydeath | November 10th 16
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1.5 very poorRikkukun | November 10th 16
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1.5 very poorFiddy; local potato, atonality advocate, and salsa enthusiast | November 10th 16
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2.5 averageDmax28 | November 9th 16
1.5 very poorFuck it, it's a 5. | November 9th 16
1.0 awfulFullOfSounds | November 9th 16
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3.0 goodportableheadd | November 9th 16
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