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| 0.0 | Pon EMERITUS | July 24th 16 |
"I shove my cock" *jun jun jun* "into this newborn infant's sphincter" *slap bass solo*
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| 5.0 classic | Wicker | July 29th 16 |
Didnt expect that it would be so good. They are creating history right now. Dickie Allen is a monster.
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| 1.0 awful | DoofusWainwright | August 6th 16 |
Worst drumming style of all time not even debatable
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| 3.0 good | Moge | August 1st 16 |
Infant Annihilator is not for everybody, some might find it stale or that it might wear on your rpatience. Others might get lost in the beautiful evilness of this album, such as myself.
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| 0.0 | Scuro EMERITUS | July 25th 16 |
This shit is evil. Infant Annihilator take their already over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek Deathcore style a step further and it's glorious. The new Vocalist is really good too.
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| 1.0 awful | Eggnog Addict | November 15th 23 |
derpcore is such utter trash dude no metal in an infinity mile radius hail the trv m/
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| 5.0 classic | Arditi | June 27th 19 |
Infant Annihilator is the band that took deathcore and cranked it up to 100. It's a studio band so there's definitely some liberties taken regarding parts that don't need to...and...well can't be recreated live. Namely Allen's R-rolling highs and inhumane lows, Kitcher's superhuman speed, and Pickard's frequent complicated solos. It's definitely an advantage being that they don't need to be conscious of live play, but the outright radical lyrics, vocals, and instrumentals of the album are what elevates it above any other deathcore band. I've yet to find a deathcore band that can even tickle their balls.
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| 4.0 excellent | LukeN4HisDestNE | August 26th 18 |
Those who rated this so low clearly didn't have your eggs for breakfast
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| 4.0 excellent | Risodo | May 21st 18 |
Deathcore's most beloved satirical band returned in 2016 to release yet another musical nonsense. "The Elysian Grandeval Galeriarch" is fun, monstrous and with a 17 minute track, which is amazing for a meme band that only exists to make fun of the whole genre. Many people see problem here, and value much more for sound quality than for entertainment. If you look at the second aspect, it's a lot of fun for almost an hour, and this is also proven in the music video for "Blasphemian".
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| 5.0 classic | StuffAndThings666 | January 15th 17 |
Great album brilliant technical stuff The reviewer is just being an edgy cunt because we all know its so cool to be a contrarian retard autist
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| 0.0 | ShakeSoda | August 10th 16 |
Just like their music videos, there's nothing here to take seriously.
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| 2.5 average | Jared Floryan | August 8th 16 |
Dat album name, dat font for the band's moniker, dat... everything else. The oft-ridiculed subgenre otherwise known as deathcore is home to various stereotypes, many (if not all) of which Yorkshire, England-based egg metal project Infant Annihilator utilize in a deliberate fashion. From its purposely juvenile lyrical content to a clear lack of restraint, The Elysian Grandeval Galeriarch demonstrates how this Internet band is carefree as they are merciless once again. On the plus side, Infant's sophomore studio album boasts a generally savage vocal performance from Dickie Allen and some fine songwriting choices compared to The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution, though it also carries a lot of the same flaws which plagued the record preceding this one. The instrumentalists are definitely skilled as is the frontman, though talent can only get people so far until they screw themselves in the ass with a decked out stalactite. IA's sense of humor as usual gets tiring after awhile alongside the technical musicianship, and though I understand that's what these fellas are going for, it doesn't automatically mean there's staying power.
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| 0.0 | Brett W | July 31st 16 |
The album is amazing, and the concept is wonderful. Lyrics are a bit much admitted, but still no doubt that these guys are going places.
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| 4.0 excellent | Herbie Chrost | July 25th 16 |
The band should just do gay porn having watched those two music vids already rEdit: ok in all seriousness this may truly be the greatest deathcore album ever made
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| 4.0 excellent | Reviewc0re | July 24th 16 |
This is inexcusably, ridiculously and frankly disgustingly over the top and stupidandifuckingloveit
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| 3.0 good | death4982 | July 24th 16 |
The new vocalist makes this band way more rinteresting
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| 3.5 great | murphA | September 10th 25 |
| 4.5 superb | Ztrain | January 22nd 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | KManoc1 | December 20th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | doomfish | November 28th 22 |
| 2.5 average | memnite | November 26th 22 |
| 3.0 good | Naenia | September 2nd 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | "Tab" | July 2nd 22 |
| 4.5 superb | mauRo13 | January 17th 22 |
| 3.0 good | Elias | January 7th 22 |
| 3.5 great | tinytim | September 1st 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | anvium | February 24th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | CHINDI | February 15th 21 |
| 3.5 great | Grandpa | February 13th 21 |
| 3.0 good | Brabiz | March 20th 20 |
| 2.5 average | madtwoo | September 26th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Korgull | September 12th 19 |
| 2.5 average | tellah | August 27th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Abraxas | August 27th 19 |
| 3.5 great | hussam | April 30th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Sarah | March 21st 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | botb | November 22nd 18 |
| 3.5 great | btbam99 | September 22nd 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Prole | September 9th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Acroh | February 24th 18 |
| 3.5 great | Drifts | February 9th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Loch | January 20th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Maximo | December 30th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | burcami | December 5th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Gestapo | November 26th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Soossi | October 13th 17 |
| 3.0 good | Jhator | September 13th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Alban | August 3rd 17 |
| 3.5 great | nbats | June 8th 17 |
| 3.0 good | SadLad | March 25th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Highz | March 20th 17 |
| 3.0 good | Surtur | March 20th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | bnyby | March 20th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | queener | March 12th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Kyyzen | January 19th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Smorge | November 27th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Ebola | November 22nd 16 |
| 3.0 good | Ulshad | September 27th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | torts | September 14th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | rc239 | August 9th 16 |
| 2.5 average | brunch | August 7th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Qorx | August 7th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | T5Cx | August 7th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Jeejee | August 5th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Zanye | August 5th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | mRA | August 4th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | MO | August 4th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Smevin | August 1st 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tasty | July 31st 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | netromo | July 31st 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sodom28 | July 31st 16 |
| 2.0 poor | bmelt | July 31st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | trilo | July 31st 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | p4p | July 30th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dmax28 | July 29th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | marks | July 27th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | betray | July 27th 16 |
| 3.5 great | Snide | July 26th 16 |
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