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| 0.0 | Tunaboy45 | November 21st 15 | Because it's not as if The Flower of Life has been around for 6000+ years is it?
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| 0.0 | ConcubinaryCode | November 10th 15 | Wow! This band must be so out of ideas that
they'd have to straight up steal a bmth album
cover!
Edit: that's the joke tunabro
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| 0.0 | sapient | November 29th 15 | THISSS. ISSSSS. SANDPIT TURTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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| 1.5 very poor | RadicalEd | November 30th 15 | #Jumpingtheshark2015
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| 2.0 poor | Raul Stanciu STAFF | November 29th 15 | Wow, I thought Mylo Xyloto was meh, but here you can witness a new low.
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| 0.0 | Zanareth | November 21st 15 | I can't tell if the BMTH comparisons are jokes or not.
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| 0.0 | Julianna Reed EMERITUS | December 7th 15 | who gave the official lisa frank facebook page curators the go-ahead to design coldplay's new album cover? i'd like to thank them personally
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| 1.5 very poor | dihstyle69 | December 12th 15 | coldplay completely lost their identity with this album.. 3.0/10
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| 0.0 | BrushedRed | November 10th 15 | I doubt this is as good as the cover art, I'm just sayin. And that album art kinda sucks honestly. It looks like a bad acid trip in the Smurf Village.
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| 3.0 good | 2026 | October 14th 24 | funkplay smoothplay hymn for the weekend coldplay's best track and best album
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| 2.0 poor | Erwann S. EMERITUS | October 19th 21 | If only Coldplay hadn't released Music of the Spheres, this would be their most boring, bland, unimaginative, shit album. Bravo for not being that, A Head Full of Dreams. 1.8
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| 3.0 good | sugarcubes | December 9th 17 | Come on, this isn't a 2. One thing I can give it is that it's certainly the liveliest Coldplay album. And there's some really good tracks here (the title track, Up & Up for example)
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| 2.0 poor | Jared Floryan | January 13th 16 | While I'm not one to defend a band such as British rock quartet Coldplay, I can't really say that I despise their guts, either. To give credit where credit is due, they're a group who has managed to make me appreciate them judging by a lot of their singles and frontman Chris Martin's commendable vocals. This is also why I thought a couple of the criticisms fired at Coldplay (i.e. being labelled as things like "toothless Caucasian music") came across as silly - that is, until I decided to spin this particular album. A Head Full of Dreams isn't as offensively bad as a lot of people say it is, but let me say this in the most blunt way imaginable: the record is rather crappy. It's not so much the increasingly poppier musical direction that grinds my gears as it is the execution of said style, which is shallow and simultaneously yawn-inducing. Coldplay's seventh full-length album just doesn't hit the spot, and whilst the release does have a few gems (namely the title track and "Everglow"), its stupidity criminally outweighs whatever intelligence is to be found. Not even Martin himself can save a vast majority of what makes up this LP, to be frank.
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| 1.5 very poor | Antonius | December 10th 15 | Chris Martin has taken Coldplay from top to bottom. Even at their softest, Coldplay have been very decent in the past. In A Head Full of Dreams I have heard an uninspired band beeing repetitive and trying to transform in something it will never be or succeed in. I haven't yet figured out which was the worst from them all: the pedestrian looping in "Birds", the appalling effort to mix RnB with a piano ballad ("Hymn For The Weekend"), the absurd narrative of "Kaleidoscope" or the fact that drums sound so poppy and machine-like. On a personal level, "Army of One" and the Daft Punk-like "Adventure of a Lifetime" seemed the most interesting moments (if they are any to be found).
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| 2.0 poor | JohnyBlood | November 28th 15 | What the frack was that ??? I really liked Viva la vida and all before that, but this weird disco album feels like a hamster trapped in a toilet .... or so ...
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| 2.0 poor | McOof | July 1st 25 |
| 3.5 great | random | January 16th 25 |
| 2.0 poor | boato | November 26th 24 |
| 5.0 classic | esambuu | October 8th 24 |
| 1.0 awful | Hovse | September 21st 24 |
| 1.0 awful | doofy | January 8th 24 |
| 2.0 poor | DJD1ed | October 4th 23 |
| 3.0 good | PTGS | April 10th 23 |
| 2.5 average | ino1000 | September 9th 22 |
| 2.5 average | Mac | June 15th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | gschwen | January 4th 22 |
| 3.5 great | Josh | November 4th 21 |
| 2.5 average | Dwap | October 19th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | BoerK | October 18th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Watch | October 18th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | s0nicx | January 23rd 21 |
| 1.0 awful | eureka | January 8th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Vaka | January 7th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | Wj2006 | October 11th 20 |
| 2.5 average | voodman | September 2nd 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Gazham | August 12th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Zeuzo | June 9th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Sowing STAFF | May 10th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Wolfe | April 24th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | 28Gloom | April 24th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Moge | March 30th 20 |
| 2.5 average | YRI | March 29th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Docky | March 12th 20 |
| 3.0 good | degina | February 28th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Vertecks | February 18th 20 |
| 2.5 average | vradooo | December 26th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Teo | December 1st 19 |
| 1.0 awful | ian b | November 28th 19 |
| 2.5 average | Brinner | November 23rd 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Bossie | October 12th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Slowdiiv | September 13th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sinyooz | September 5th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | Djang0 | July 5th 19 |
| 3.5 great | JNeu | July 1st 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Benjii | June 19th 19 |
| 2.5 average | Sarah | May 16th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | igi78 | April 2nd 19 |
| 2.5 average | DJENNY | January 5th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Scott | December 31st 18 |
| 2.5 average | MAN0 | December 7th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | dunnope | November 24th 18 |
| 2.5 average | JoExo | November 4th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Amir | October 28th 18 |
| 2.5 average | olisz | October 20th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | JTPlays | September 15th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | mommypig | September 12th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | May 15th 18 |
| 2.5 average | smz | May 5th 18 |
| 2.5 average | hipo88 | April 5th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | djrm | February 26th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | El Olam | February 13th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | lewzis | January 18th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | ElSomni | January 12th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Rdv | December 5th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Macck | November 13th 17 |
| 3.0 good | Lucman | October 24th 17 |
| 3.0 good | vai90 | October 22nd 17 |
| 1.0 awful | solrage | September 29th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Bigpapad | September 12th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | wg98 | September 6th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Arkadin | September 2nd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | YayoG1 | September 1st 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Enzx | August 31st 17 |
| 2.0 poor | AriDoe | August 23rd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Aeri | July 12th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | ab1897 | June 1st 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Since | April 4th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Rmazer | March 24th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Bakin | March 23rd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | PaabL | March 17th 17 |
| 2.5 average | RoyT | March 12th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Luisito | March 5th 17 |
| 3.0 good | RyRd | March 2nd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | TVparty | January 13th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | fsavage | January 6th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Aids | December 26th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | jpjpablo | December 11th 16 |
| 2.5 average | elioto | December 3rd 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Devius | December 2nd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | jybt | November 19th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Nishe | November 10th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Elvis | November 4th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Bog91 | November 1st 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Gozpot | October 22nd 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | old | October 9th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Dumb | September 4th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | md5 | August 22nd 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Gueero | August 13th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | crin16 | August 8th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | elch21 | July 30th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Marxman | July 25th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lanas | July 22nd 16 |
| 2.7 average | A.R.O. EMERITUS | June 10th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | IVIII | May 28th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | SB129 | May 16th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | benkim | April 24th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Shamus CONTRIBUTOR | April 17th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | jesper EMERITUS | March 16th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | MsPinky | March 11th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | February 27th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Kefka | February 21st 16 |
| 1.0 awful | 081301 | February 15th 16 |
| 3.5 great | Coast | February 12th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Shempt | February 10th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Prole | January 30th 16 |
| 2.5 average | rdhaley | January 28th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Nexus6 | January 22nd 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Pels0 | January 17th 16 |
| 2.5 average | maxer | January 5th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | jtswope | December 24th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | jillie33 | December 23rd 15 |
| 2.5 average | John L | December 21st 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Pangea | December 20th 15 |
| 3.0 good | JWT155 | December 14th 15 |
| 2.5 average | Mojito | December 14th 15 |
| 3.0 good | cm7com | December 14th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Schmal | December 13th 15 |
| 3.5 great | mvdu | December 13th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | sensess | December 13th 15 |
| 2.5 average | Peter | December 12th 15 |
| 2.5 average | Matski | December 11th 15 |
| 2.5 average | Xhoven | December 10th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | anat | December 8th 15 |
| 2.5 average | mariojb | December 7th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | fdrc | December 7th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Xav | December 7th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Cyprus | December 7th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | bnest | December 6th 15 |
| 3.5 great | mollyb | December 6th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Photon | December 6th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Lassie | December 6th 15 |
| 3.5 great | Majkl | December 6th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | apan | December 6th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Lebren | December 6th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Jordan M. EMERITUS | December 5th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tom R. EMERITUS | December 4th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Irving EMERITUS | December 4th 15 |
| 2.5 average | Eildur | December 4th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Rowan5215 EMERITUS | December 4th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Mr Snrub | November 30th 15 |
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