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| 1.0 awful | INTERNATIONAL POPSTAR STEVEN WILSON | September 3rd 15 | Edgiest album of all time. Ironically, also very generic.
But seriously, some of the worst lyrics of all time and painfully run of the mill pseudo-trip
hoppy bullshit soaring synthpads production backing one of the most boring vocalists I've ever heard.
7 Bumps | Bump |
| 4.0 excellent | xiLeadFeather | August 31st 15 | Such a good album. Love the trap/hip hop influence but dearly enjoy how lush and organic the production is.
Favorites: Gasoline, Hurricane, Control, and Hold Me Down.
4 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.5 very poor | Jared Floryan | September 19th 15 | Personality, substance, and the concept of a quirk. These three things and then some are what American singer-songwriter Ashley Frangipane (aka Halsey) lacks throughout her debut album. Admittedly Badlands does offer moments which are passable, though said instances are few and far between. What we have here in general is a simply unfocused, overproduced, hollow-sounding record from a lady whose promise is at best minimal. Quick side note: the lyrics to "New Americana" - structurally a bland track - reek of embarrassment. It might be satire, but the problem is that it's not good satire.
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| 1.5 very poor | BHAR | March 1st 16 | One of the most boring albums I've heard in a while.
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| 1.0 awful | 3waycrash | February 3rd 16 | From the stale instrumentals to the singing this is boring and uninteresting. There's barely any variation in her vocals and all the songs follow the same mid tempo beat. Its appeal is the angsty, "edgy," and pseudo-deep lyrics and sound. It just feels like it panders a bit to her fans who eat up every little thing she does as totally "original" content. She has potential, but this doesn't show it.
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| 3.0 good | rdhaley | December 15th 15 | At times, Halsey's lyrics are a bit cliche and juvenile, but I think in a lot of ways, that's exactly why this album works relatively well. I see the narrative of this whole album as a girl new to adulthood who is just beginning to discover her niche in the world. For instance, if she wrote a song like "New Americana" at 30 rather than 20, it wouldn't work at all, but on an album like this, it fits right in with this "new adult" sort of perspective - my generation is so awesome, we're so open-minded, we'll show you adults how to do it right. It's this naivete that is simultaneously the album's weakest AND strongest quality.
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| 1.5 very poor | grindcorecore | December 9th 15 | Monotonous indie pop with god awful "edgy" lyrics and sub par vocal performance. The boring
instrumentals (except Roman Holiday which probably the only track worth your time) combined with
Halsey's dull performance makes this one of the worst indie pop releases of this year.
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| 1.5 very poor | Smevin | September 11th 15 | This is horrible... the music is passable I guess, but the lyrics (New Americana and Gasoline come
to mind in particular) and vocals are infuriatingly bad. Reeks of trytoohard, if I may make up a
lazy term here.
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| 1.5 very poor | iReturnToDust | September 5th 15 | why the fuck is every basic bitch on twitter sucking halsey's dick? this is awful
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| 2.0 poor | Erwann S. EMERITUS | April 12th 22 | Like a subpar Lana Del Rey with Imagine Dragons instrumentals; the sound of the mid-2010s reduced to its lowest common denominator; radio fodder you've forgotten as soon as its first chorus is finished. Also, one of the biggest tracks basically took the hook from "Juicy", removed everything sexy and cool about it, and put on a tepid vocal performance.
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| 1.5 very poor | LethalPaintball | January 10th 17 | its like lana del ray if lana del ray was a boring insufferable fetus
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| 2.0 poor | Hurricanslash | September 11th 15 | So you expect me to believe there was a vocalist on any of these songs? How come I don't remember that?
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| 2.5 average | Malen | June 11th 25 |
| 2.0 poor | Timmy | January 21st 23 |
| 4.5 superb | somaa | August 22nd 22 |
| 5.0 classic | Ed | April 10th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Jonatas | February 26th 22 |
| 3.0 good | Sowing STAFF | August 28th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Luna | June 18th 21 |
| 1.5 very poor | Oobaloo | December 1st 20 |
| 3.5 great | heck | June 26th 20 |
| 3.5 great | jpw27 | April 18th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Zeuzo | January 2nd 20 |
| 2.0 poor | casey | December 15th 19 |
| 2.5 average | TT | September 26th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | grello | July 21st 19 |
| 3.0 good | nbats | July 12th 19 |
| 3.0 good | josh | June 10th 19 |
| 2.5 average | Tom R. EMERITUS | January 12th 19 |
| 3.0 good | Josh | September 24th 18 |
| 3.0 good | dunnope | September 22nd 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | mommypig | September 15th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sarah | March 29th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | xuewen | March 6th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Skoj | October 20th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Brandon | September 9th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | AriDoe | August 23rd 17 |
| 4.5 superb | betray | August 6th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Wright | June 12th 17 |
| 2.5 average | alamo | April 13th 17 |
| 2.5 average | maxer | April 11th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | TVparty | February 8th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | ian b. | January 22nd 17 |
| 3.5 great | Zaya | May 24th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Snide | May 19th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | jesper EMERITUS | March 27th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Shimana | February 15th 16 |
| 2.5 average | rifkadm | February 14th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | February 3rd 16 |
| 2.5 average | K Bowman EMERITUS | January 6th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sysk | December 6th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Jordan M. EMERITUS | November 18th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Prole | November 9th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | djunior | November 7th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | NLD | October 30th 15 |
| 3.0 good | furpa | October 24th 15 |
| 3.5 great | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | October 24th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Pavera | September 30th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Dolores | September 26th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | kenzymae | September 23rd 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Ebola | September 19th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Rice303 | September 19th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | quik40 | September 17th 15 |
| 2.5 average | alexjd | September 15th 15 |
| 3.5 great | ctellee | September 2nd 15 |
| 2.5 average | ellagos | September 2nd 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Yurq | August 29th 15 |
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