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| 4.5 superb | judasgoat | September 30th 15 |
He sits down at his computer, tears streaming down his fertile beard as he mentally recounts the
transgression done against him. He hovers over the page in righteous anger: Meow the Jewels. He
breaks down for a second. Who could possibly do this to him? O gods, how his life has been so
ruined by the cats of fate! But nay, there is no time to cry. He gathers himself together, for he
has a job to do.
"NO!" his mother cried, "You can't! You musn't! It's an album of CAT SOUNDS!!"
"QUIET" he orders, "I MUST assert my superiority."
And yay, did he hover over the rating bar and hit submit. The deed was done. The 1 was given.
But alas, what did it mean? Not only to him, but to his fellow peers in the halls of Sputnik? Did
it matter? Did anything matter?
Only time will tell. But for now, godspeed, you brave son of a bitch, for you have truly saved
music today.
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| 1.0 awful | Jade | September 26th 15 |
"It's up for download now! Coming this summer...Two rappers. In New York. And rthen...their mixtape hit. And they recorded as fast as they could. They recorded giant rcat-monsters. And then a giant donation came. And that's when things got Kickstarted into rtwelfth gear...A cat...amaran shows up. With a horn sampled from cat- caterwauls. And you rbetter betch'ur bottom dollar that these two rappers know how to handle pussy. In! r'Cat...astrophically Cool Rappers...Who Are Just Regular Rappers...Recording Meow...For rNo Reason: The Movie'. Hold on! There's more. Snoop Dogg is comin'! And he's also on the rmixtape and he's gonna come...and be...featured...by these two rappers. But let's get rback to the rappers because they're- they have a strong bond. You don't wanna know about rit here, but I'll tell you one thing. Purrrrrr-cury. It comes crashing into Earth! And rwhaddya do then? It's two rappers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two rRappers' ...'Two Rappers'...it's just called 'Two Rappers'
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| 3.0 good | RivalSkoomaDealer | September 27th 15 |
IT'S FOR CHARITY YOU FUCKING SOULLESS PIECES OF SHIT
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| 1.5 very poor | DoofusWainwright | September 27th 15 |
Conclusive proof if it were needed that there's no untapped musical potential in your pet cat. They just sound
terrible.
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| 1.5 very poor | Right-clicker mentality | September 27th 15 |
Could be a lot better -- in fact, it could be at least funny -- but instead it sucks. Shitty remixes, kinda poorly done, and didn't capitalize on its interesting concept. A collection of 12 unworthy songs, just a mess. At least it retains some catchiness but loses a lot from its original material.
Also, I'm allergic to cats.
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| 0.0 | GreyShadow | September 30th 15 |
The only thing stupider than 5'ing this because it's a joke is 1'ing it because you're taking it even remotely seriously
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| 0.0 | Static | September 28th 15 |
meme the jewels
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| 0.0 | Ronnie McNutt | September 30th 15 |
"didn't capitalize on its interesting concept"
when will you stop being the dumbest fucking person on this website
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| 0.0 | ILJ | September 28th 15 |
it's like people were expecting something greatrit's a fucking album made of cat noises, i mean come on
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| 0.0 | 17972 | September 28th 15 |
yea this is kinda better than the original woops
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| 0.0 | Slex | September 26th 15 |
This is seriously fucking spectacular fuck everything aoty
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| 1.0 awful | ghostalgeist | June 4th 23 |
it cost $65,000 to put cat noises on a song
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| 0.0 | Feels | September 30th 15 |
It was never funny to rate joke albums a 5. Just stop.
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| 0.0 | Panzerchrist | August 13th 15 |
MEOW THEM JEWELS FAST MEOW THEM MEOW THEM JEWELS FAST
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| 1.5 very poor | doofy | January 7th 24 |
| 3.5 great | Oatus | May 18th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Harlz | March 2nd 21 |
| 2.0 poor | elch21 | February 14th 20 |
| 3.0 good | ARDCWE | March 30th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | ProfC | June 11th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | Ewgads | December 3rd 17 |
| 2.5 average | YeeHaw | July 11th 17 |
| 3.0 good | wub | April 28th 17 |
| 3.0 good | amchec | March 31st 17 |
| 2.5 average | Nights | March 22nd 17 |
| 2.5 average | Drifts | December 26th 16 |
| 3.5 great | uhh | November 4th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | torts | April 24th 16 |
| 2.5 average | MattTD | January 12th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Megchii | December 14th 15 |
| 3.0 good | Matski | December 13th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | sheep | November 10th 15 |
| 3.0 good | jmh886 | October 9th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Gore | October 7th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | T5Cx | October 6th 15 |
| 3.0 good | Aids | October 5th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | JS19 | October 3rd 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Keira | October 3rd 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Eildur | October 2nd 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Dolores | September 29th 15 |
| 2.5 average | Prole | September 27th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Nash J! | September 26th 15 |
| 3.5 great | Thor | September 26th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Runeii | September 26th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Jots EMERITUS | September 26th 15 |
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