Jarrod Alonge   Beating a Dead Horse
3.8
excellent
Release Date: 05/2015
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5.0 classiclignimvite | May 14th 15

A modern music comedy classic. Ironically this is also the most nostalgic album I have ever listened to, being a time capsule of "scene" music for the last ten years. No matter what you listen (or listened) to you should find something to laugh, cringe, and enjoy here.

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4.5 superbFederico95 | May 29th 15

Originality - 5rHumor - 5rMusic - 3.5rGreat work

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3.0 good3waycrash | January 9th 16

A fun and hilarious parody album. With the collection of songs here, Jarrod Alonge is able to tackle many of the clich?s in the genres found at your local Hot Topic. From pop punk to metalcore to hardcore to indie rock to crunkcore. Alonge captures each genre and style perfectly that most of the songs would fit inconspicuously in the genres that they?re parodying.

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4.0 excellentJimIntegrity | August 2nd 15

Its so weird that for being a parody album the actual songs are better than what they're being parodied off.

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3.5 greatxDeathoholic | July 31st 15

music wise, it's a 2. but the album lyrically is hilarious, parodying a slew of genres, from emo to djent. smart parody album the core scene needed

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2.5 averagethestop5 | June 13th 15

5/10

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4.0 excellentJared Floryan | June 10th 15

By the time you've already heard Beating a Dead Horse (the cover art is so literal), Jarrod Alonge will begin giving out life lessons that are not so much tremendous in length as they are incredible regarding memorability. Speaking of which, here is the first lesson: don't be an imitation of your girlfriend's favorite -core band. BLEGH!

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4.0 excellentComatorium. | May 14th 15

Only heard "Hey Jarrod, What's that Song Again?" but fuuuuck me, I laughed wayyyy too much

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