xSPONGEXCOREx   Don't Mess With TexXxas
3.0
good
Release Date: 10/2014
Tracklist

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4.0 excellentNash J! | October 15th 14

"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"Umm, stupid?"
"No, I'm xSPONGEXCOREx!"
"Whats the difference?"


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1.0 awfuli want to mort. | October 15th 14

i thought this joke was over but damn

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4.5 superbHurricanslash | October 15th 14

This is actually more fun to listen to than the first one. They synced the samples to the breakdowns. I'm in love.

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1.0 awfulti0n | October 15th 14

humorless? its metalcore with spongebob texts. wow so genuinly funny i may roll from a cliff laughing. stop this unfunny nerdshit thanks

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0.0 Static | October 15th 14

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3.0 goodWorst User of All Time Agreed | October 15th 14

An improvement over the original in almost every way, but specifically in syncing and sampling. It's also rather hilarious to see people who thought this would have the same hype as the first

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1.0 awfulTotengott | October 15th 14

This ''joke'' isn't even fun to begin with. Just plain awful.

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0.0 melonade | October 15th 14

This is so good, if you genuinely can say that this isn't one of the funniest things of this generation then you're just a bad person

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0.0 BMDrummer | October 15th 14

lol they sell t-shirts now, holy fuck this has gone way too far

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0.0 emester | October 15th 14

We've created a monster...

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0.0 Gibleson | October 15th 14

Big, Scary, And Pink is fukin' brutal d00000d!!

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0.0 get your ass back here billy | October 15th 14

you humorless swine scum infected mud-spittle roasting on an iron made from compacted rusty shit from my asshole that oxidized for 34 and a half years this shit shit is enough to get your shit shit shit shit shit smelly for gooood

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1.0 awfulToondude | October 15th 14

Sweet, an objectivity booster!

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3.5 greatJack Mancuso EMERITUS | October 18th 14

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4.5 superbVOTED most underrated user (2016, 2020) | October 16th 14

Anyone who gives this a 1 is a humorless fuck. FACT.

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0.0 XfingTheSullen | October 16th 14

Sputnik's humorlessness is both funny and terrifying to observe

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1.0 awfulohtheurgency | October 15th 14

Funny as a joke, but now it's actually a serious project.

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3.0 goodVeldin | October 15th 14

A fine improvement from this avant-soul-crust-cyberpunk-sciencecore group's debut.

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4.5 superbMutantsnowstorm | October 15th 14

The original reaction of "wtf is this" is gone now knowing what the band is, but regardless it's still fairly funny. breakdowns are synced with the quotes and it sounds really well produced. If you don't find this humorous, oh well...

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1.0 awfulpraise jimmy EMERITUS | October 15th 14

SOILED IT

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2.0 poorEggnog Addict | August 28th 22

pretty boring but big scary n pink *lenny face* is pure win

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4.0 excellentVanilla Scoop Rangler (don\'t come near me I have a gun) | May 16th 22

Rev up those chugs, cause I sure am ready for some brvtalness!

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2.5 averageBritch2tiger | February 19th 16

Some minor instrumental improvements for this EP and elongated tracks compared to their first EP. Still, this release doesn't differ too much from their first EP...

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3.0 goodthestop5 | March 12th 15

6.5/10

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1.5 very poorBlakethemusicman123 | February 4th 15

SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT!!!!!

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2.0 poorBrabiz | October 17th 14

There should be a band that uses Friends samples.

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4.0 excellenthabster3 | October 16th 14

Admittedly not quite the masterpiece its predecessor was, but I'm not complaining.

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0.0 VaxXi | October 16th 14

Getting my below 3 score in before the hivemind locks out negative scores.

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1.0 awfulAmphoteric | October 15th 14

Where is your god now??

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0.0 Mister Twister | October 15th 14

what the fuck pesty

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4.0 excellentzaruyache | October 15th 14

Look at all the peasants there are here. Oh, how adorable they are.

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0.0 PeaceThroughNethers | October 15th 14

I would 5 it instantly, but the guy fucking ignored me when I asked him to add some skramz and sludge elements. Gotta listen first now.

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2.5 averageJared Floryan | October 15th 14

Time to draw my anti-sea bear circle because the joke is starting to wear incredibly thin, like a gorilla underwater. Oh, well... Still better than the deathcore that came during the MySpace days, huh?

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2.5 averageOobaloo | April 3rd 22
2.5 averagekodama | January 8th 20
3.0 goodpeekatoad | September 8th 19
1.5 very poorloves uplifting twinkly bs | July 12th 19
4.0 excellentFrost1620 | April 7th 19
2.0 poorDoctuses | June 26th 18
4.0 excellentUnfortunatelyBlind | March 17th 18
4.5 superbNedwardFlanders | February 4th 18
3.0 goodDalton DuBois | November 26th 17
4.5 superbRonaldDump | November 8th 17
1.0 awfulLpsaveme99 | April 6th 17
3.5 greatRom Chegs | March 31st 17
2.0 poorPaperAirships | March 18th 17
1.5 very poorEl Olam | January 6th 17
3.5 greatSmileNerd | January 5th 17
1.0 awfulAdoreSwancore | October 17th 16
5.0 classicRibwich | July 8th 16
1.0 awfulgilly | June 19th 16
2.5 averageMitch Worden EMERITUS | June 7th 16
1.5 very poorTheHung89 | June 7th 16
3.0 goodSnide | May 15th 16
5.0 classicGigzFlaeth | March 11th 16
4.0 excellentDatsNotDaMetulz | March 7th 16
1.5 very poorspark | January 30th 16
3.0 goodProwlerInTheYard | November 10th 15
5.0 classicthedmob472 | November 5th 15
3.0 good99Saveme99 | October 20th 15
3.0 goodBradleyLayne | September 11th 15
3.0 goodSuiCiDaLChEeZe | September 5th 15
1.5 very poorEvoHavok | August 21st 15
3.5 greathobblepot | June 28th 15
2.0 poorOldManGramps | May 18th 15
4.0 excellenttricksareforkids | May 9th 15
3.0 goodDapperJohnnery | April 15th 15
2.5 averageaaronrkc | April 7th 15
5.0 classicKeira | April 7th 15
3.5 greatsiruleus | March 22nd 15
3.0 goodAtomicShane | March 10th 15
3.0 goodRight-clicker mentality | February 21st 15
2.5 averagemoshpotatoes | February 21st 15
3.5 great420YoloSwag420 | February 20th 15
3.5 greatBIaziken | February 7th 15
5.0 classicMetalman24 | February 3rd 15
1.5 very poorlo-figuy | February 1st 15
3.0 goodSturgis | January 16th 15
4.0 excellentBobbleHeadbutt | January 13th 15
5.0 classicDjensenAckles | January 7th 15
1.0 awfulSnowdog808 | January 6th 15
4.0 excellentFlyheadMetal | January 4th 15
3.0 goodAftertheascension | December 8th 14
3.0 goodccostain | December 3rd 14
2.0 poormoomoocow27 | November 26th 14
5.0 classicScarlettPimpernail | November 22nd 14
5.0 classicZeg | November 22nd 14
3.5 greatbrokatar | November 16th 14
1.5 very poorRuneii | November 9th 14
4.5 superbOrangeTheAdventure | November 4th 14
1.0 awfulkilltaker | November 2nd 14
3.5 greatFrozenFirebug | October 27th 14
1.5 very poorT5Cx | October 27th 14
4.0 excellentNoteros | October 26th 14
1.0 awfulmadddubokbro | October 26th 14
5.0 classicghostbythewalls | October 26th 14
3.5 greatTheSupernatural | October 26th 14
1.0 awfuljtswope | October 26th 14
5.0 classicKosherSoldier | October 26th 14
3.0 goodPennywise_M | October 22nd 14
1.0 awfulrc239 | October 21st 14
4.0 excellentCaucasian | October 20th 14
4.0 excellentthugangel1234 | October 20th 14
3.0 goodWiggumpolice89 | October 19th 14
3.5 greatChris Maitland | October 18th 14
5.0 classicSconza | October 18th 14
3.5 greatDerek521 | October 18th 14
1.5 very poorXaeln | October 17th 14
3.0 goodJakeStallion | October 17th 14
3.5 greatNapolesonic | October 17th 14
3.0 goodTheGreatQ | October 16th 14
4.0 excellentVoltimand | October 16th 14
5.0 classictwentyTWOsxe | October 16th 14
1.5 very poorartrock | October 16th 14
5.0 classicbrunch | October 16th 14
1.0 awfulRadicalEd | October 16th 14
4.0 excellentportraitsofdecay | October 16th 14
4.5 superbGringoSuave89 | October 16th 14
1.0 awfulbotb | October 16th 14
2.5 averageProle | October 16th 14
2.5 averagebreakingthefragile | October 16th 14
5.0 classicViraemia | October 16th 14
5.0 classicBertMacklinFBI | October 15th 14
2.5 averageAffableMartyr | October 15th 14
4.0 excellentdixoncocks | October 15th 14
5.0 classicjasonthetruth | October 15th 14
4.0 excellentMrAlvarado | October 15th 14
4.0 excellenterizen826 | October 15th 14
5.0 classicapokolypz | October 15th 14
1.5 very pooribringyoufire | October 15th 14
4.5 superbGameofmetal EMERITUS | October 15th 14
5.0 classicmerpmerp | October 15th 14
5.0 classiclignimvite | October 15th 14
4.0 excellentMercy | October 15th 14
1.0 awful9Rockaholic9 | October 15th 14
1.0 awfulunaMUSEd | October 15th 14
1.0 awfulXar | October 15th 14
4.0 excellentReAnimator | October 15th 14
1.0 awfulLakes. | October 15th 14
3.0 goodthekilleruser | October 15th 14
5.0 classicTr4nsit | October 15th 14
1.0 awfulDimmuBurger101 | October 15th 14
3.5 greatelephantREVOLUTION | October 15th 14
1.0 awfuloltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick | October 15th 14

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