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| 0.0 | Pon EMERITUS | September 7th 14 |
you people make me fucking sick
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| 0.0 | Nash J! | September 5th 14 |
Like eating a bowl of nails for breakfast.....without any milk!
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| 0.5 | praise jimmy EMERITUS | September 6th 14 |
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?
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| 1.0 awful | i want to mort. | September 7th 14 |
please no one bump that futures soundoff it's terrible
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| 0.0 | Futures | September 7th 14 |
I'm officially giving this title the AOTC award.... the Album of the Century. Each and every track is great, although the standout tracks (for me, at least) are track 07 (There Is Only One God And His Name Is Death) and track 11 (Starving for Friends). Anyone who says this album sucks is usually a Jonny hater. No matter how good it is, they will say otherwise. Not because the music is bad, but because of their personal feelings towards Jonny, which is stupid. You don't do the same with actors, do you now? If Jake Gyllenhaal was a terrible human being.. would you still call Donnie Darko a lame movie, just because of Jake's personality? No, you wouldn't. AOTC. I'm calling it.
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| 5.0 classic | FeedingNetherlands | September 5th 14 |
short, obscure, provocative, a car wreck encapsulated
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| 0.0 | toomanyxsinmyname | September 6th 14 |
I'm dirty dan!
no, I'm dirty dan!
What makes you think you're the REAL dirty dan?
WHICH ONE OF YOU FELLERS IS THE REALY DIRTY DAN?
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| 2.5 average | Trebor. EMERITUS | September 5th 14 |
JUNZ JUNZ JUNZ WHERE'S THE LEAK MAMMM JUNZ JUNZ JUNZ
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| 0.0 | mindleviticus | September 7th 14 |
The only relevant album of the past 30 years. Thank you, Bikini Bottom.
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| 1.0 awful | gryndstone | September 7th 14 |
this is so fucking stupid. this is so fucking stupid why is this even happening
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| 0.0 | ExplosiveOranges | September 6th 14 |
Don't want to overhype this, but............ AOTY.
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| 5.0 classic | NecroticaLives | September 5th 14 |
I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Tubby!
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| 5.0 classic | Worst User of All Time Agreed | September 5th 14 |
The best metalcore album to be released this year, the best album to be released this year, and arguably one of the best albums ever made
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| 0.0 | Gestapo | September 8th 14 |
this album, futures, vasco's alts, melonade and diamondize's alts are the perfect representation of everything that's wrong with sputnikmusic.com in 2014r
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| 4.0 excellent | zaruyache | September 6th 14 |
Honestly a really enjoyable, albeit short, listen. Never imagined Spongebob quotes would fit so nicely in hardcore music.
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| 5.0 classic | Mookid | September 9th 14 |
The most important meal of the day serving it up Gary's way BLAH!
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| 0.0 | Mrs. Pain~~ | September 8th 14 |
How real are you though for mad?
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| 3.5 great | VOTED most underrated user (2016, 2020) | September 6th 14 |
This would've been an easy 4.5/5 if the "lyrics" had any structure, like the songwriters got really creative and used the quotes to make a hilarious story or something, not just random soundbites that make no sense. As it is, it's still fucking hilarious.
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| 0.0 | Torontonian | September 6th 14 |
I would have more respect for this as a youtube video than an ep
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| 5.0 classic | Thunderkat | September 5th 14 |
SO YOU LIKE KICKING BUTS DO YAH is the best thing ever
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| 0.0 | Maize | September 9th 14 |
5 just to piss off the 1.0 shit kickersralso cuz it just fucking melted my brain
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| 2.5 average | Deathbeds | September 8th 14 |
There's always a few joke bands to be brought up on sputnik every year.rSpongecore 2k14
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| 2.0 poor | ibringyoufire | September 7th 14 |
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb.
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| 0.0 | DjentyNerdo | September 7th 14 |
Gonna need someone to post the tabs for this one. It's number one.
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| 0.0 | melonade | September 5th 14 |
ALBUM OF THE FUCKING CENTURY, I HAVE NO SHAME IN RATING THIS A 5
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| 5.0 classic | GiIgamesh | May 21st 15 |
How tough am I?! I forced my self to listen to this... and give it a good rating.
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| 1.0 awful | FVS | March 2nd 15 |
Boring breakdowns and bad samples from spongebob squarepants, seriously żIs this band a prank?
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| 3.0 good | EasyModeDX | September 11th 14 |
I like to jam this while eating or baking sponge cake, so br00tal
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| 0.0 | KevinKC | September 10th 14 |
There's something pathetic in all those fives. Ok, it's a nice joke and Spongebob's samples fits funnily but come on... Were you all born five minutes ago ?
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| 0.0 | get your ass back here billy | September 9th 14 |
this album is sure to SET THE 7 SEAS, ABLAZE WITH FEARRR AWOOOOOOOOOO MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
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| 0.0 | Supercoolguy64 | September 5th 14 |
who knew spongebob was so good at shredding? #Tr00HXR
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| 2.5 average | Jared Floryan | September 5th 14 |
Horseradish is not an instrument, either. And no, this also isn't the part where we start moshing. Barnacle heads.
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| 0.0 | BMDrummer | September 5th 14 |
gonna be a classic someday, ya'll just watch
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| 3.5 great | BHAR | February 25th 16 |
This is actually fun; quotes from the animated TV Series SpongeBob Squarepants put into a metalcore album. A neat idea.
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| 2.0 poor | Britch2tiger | February 19th 16 |
I am really confused here. How can this EP even such a diverse rating average? No varying hardcore instrumentals, random Spongebob samples that make to replace any vocalist, can someone explain how this is even rated as a "classic" album?
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| 2.0 poor | Blakethemusicman123 | February 4th 15 |
Apparently this is not so tough what so ever, stick to the original SpongeBob classics, I recommend you listen to the SpongeBob Yellow Album.
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| 1.0 awful | HeavyMetalSnail | October 27th 14 |
As someone who is a huge fan of Spongebob, this is an absolute waste of time. The music is not very good, being on the low end of the generic metalcore side. That leaves the samples of clips from Spongebob and that's all it is. There is no joke, it's just simply "hey remember that time from Spongebob?" which only makes me want to watch Spongebob instead of listen to this useless waste of an album. There is simply nothing substantial musically for this album to be a little bit enjoyable.
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| 2.0 poor | justanothername | September 30th 14 |
Was funny initially but the joke wears off with time and when you get past that it is just chugging with a few Sponge Bob quotes
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| 0.0 | HeavyMetal25 | September 21st 14 |
ALBUM OF THE YEAR. Nearly Flawless. It just needs to be longer. The mosh pits it'll start.
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| 1.0 awful | daberu | September 11th 14 |
couldn't rate it this when the album was on here a couple days back.
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| 0.0 | progressivetrex | September 8th 14 |
Why in the unholy fuck is this a thing? Who wanted this? I never asked for this!
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| 0.0 | coreymcmahon | September 8th 14 |
Giving this a 1 to even out all the 5's. Funny concept, not sure it deserves a "classic" rating though.
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| 4.0 excellent | Halez | May 3rd 20 |
| 3.0 good | kodama | January 8th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Henry | March 11th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jade | October 3rd 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Moge | April 14th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | El Olam | January 6th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | tellah | December 5th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Ben STAFF | November 22nd 16 |
| 3.0 good | Illume | August 29th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Snide | May 15th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Pangea | April 8th 16 |
| 3.5 great | gilly | March 25th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | jayz0ned | February 13th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Tom Read CONTRIBUTOR | December 10th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | torts | December 10th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | swipenet | September 22nd 15 |
| 3.5 great | Froot | July 27th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | JS19 | June 2nd 15 |
| 1.0 awful | ti0n | April 21st 15 |
| 1.0 awful | DaniHoF | December 24th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | KOSTER | November 23rd 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | November 9th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Yotimi | October 15th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Peter | October 15th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Adam | October 15th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | MrCOFROX | September 25th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lettuce | September 22nd 14 |
| 1.0 awful | T5Cx | September 20th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Skoj | September 20th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | VinVal | September 18th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | UnitK2K | September 17th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Keira | September 16th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Feels | September 16th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | 5am | September 16th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | jmh886 | September 16th 14 |
| 3.5 great | artrock | September 16th 14 |
| 3.5 great | GodL1ke | September 16th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | popking | September 16th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Fujay | September 15th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | peartnoy | September 14th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Dullard | September 14th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | C4nada | September 13th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | beenees | September 13th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Ecotone | September 13th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Ayil | September 12th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | FrankieP | September 12th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | SMK | September 11th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Smeg | September 11th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Warpt | September 11th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Linx | September 11th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Tyrael | September 10th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | xxld1k | September 10th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | chponge | September 10th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Xaeln | September 10th 14 |
| 3.5 great | furpa | September 10th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Emim | September 10th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | KMassam | September 10th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | osmark86 | September 9th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Lours | September 9th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Antlion | September 9th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | maddin | September 8th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | jtswope | September 8th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | inca829 | September 8th 14 |
| 3.0 good | aresx | September 8th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | ughmas | September 8th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Giansk | September 8th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | booth | September 8th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Lakes. | September 8th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | TJM1992 | September 8th 14 |
| 3.5 great | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | September 8th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | msm008 | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | psandy | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Hati | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | ton_ey | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | brunch | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Project | September 7th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | Prole | September 7th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Inferis | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | lupot | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Goup09 | September 7th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | apert | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Antigen | September 7th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | Veldin | September 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | BDoms17 | September 6th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | WEC | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | kamello | September 6th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Noteros | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | yorda | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | gosk8n | September 6th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | Daedus | September 6th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | botb | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Ruekh | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Thaeras | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | ROBYER1 | September 6th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Xar | September 6th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | cliiint | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Mercy | September 6th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Guzzo10 | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Sconza | September 6th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Brabiz | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | chipcop | September 6th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Cormano | September 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Zeg | September 5th 14 |
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