Secret Band   Secret Band
3.9
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Ranking: #69 for 2014

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5.0 classicmryrtmrnfoxxxy | July 31st 14

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

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3.5 greatBrad Acord | July 31st 14

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5.0 classicPresence | July 31st 14

SLIT WRISTS, SUCK DICK, DRINK PISSrSLIT WRISTS, SUCK DICK, DRINK PISS

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5.0 classicxpaincakex | August 1st 14

SOMEONE REVIEW THIS SO I MAY JERK OFF TO THIS RELEASE MORE

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3.5 greatthestop5 | December 16th 14

7.5/10

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0.0 indigonowhere EMERITUS | November 26th 14

The moment this album stops being an Every Time I Die imitation album, it becomes fucking killer.

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4.5 superbDancedrewdance | October 15th 14

I BELIEVE IN READING NO I BELIEVE IN SHOPPING NO I BELIEVE IN EATING EVERY SINGLE TOPPING.

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0.0 DjentyNerdo | September 2nd 14

So, what would happen if you took some of the members of Dance Gavin Dance and made them heavier and (dare I say it) even more topsy-turvy? You get an album of the year. Secret Band's debut LP is nothing short of perfection. The band has a feel of screamo/psychedelic within it, however, also possessing strong qualities for those interested in the experimental genre and fans of Swans funk-style guitar influences. Though Secret Band has very similar characteristics within it compared to Dance Gavin Dance, it creates a more dynamic and fun experience; one I'm not sure to forget.

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4.0 excellentbrokatar | August 21st 14



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4.5 superbMyNameIsPencil | August 4th 14

"Secret Band's" first full length effort is an experience. From the killer riffage from the very reliable Will Swan, to
the blaring drumming from Matt Mingus, to Jon Mess's nonsensical lyricism and consistent howling. While far
from being consistent, and Jon Mess as a musician is somewhat of an acquired taste, "Secret Band" is a strange
beast that deserves to be listened to for all who know what they're getting themselves into.

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4.0 excellentPitchforkArms | August 2nd 14

It's a lot better than anything DGD did (zzzzzzzz), but it's still so silly

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4.5 superbpepster50 | July 31st 14

If the almighty god were to fart, it would sound like Secret Band. It is glorious.

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