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| 0.0 | YakNips | September 1st 14 | i want adam lambert's greasy cock in my mouth
13 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | TheC00n | September 4th 15 | I DON'T WANNA BE NEEDING YOUR BUTT
I JUST WANNA BE DEEP IN YOUR BUTT
3 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | BMDrummer | September 1st 14 | i wonder what that means
3 Bumps | Bump |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | January 24th 16 | So, this is Maroon 5 today? It seems this is more like an Adam Levine project rather than a band. Almost no guitar and drum sounds, just pure commerical pop. I wish they would making songs like Secret, This Love, She Will Be Loved etc. Maroon 5 is dead.
1 Bumps | Bump |
| 2.0 poor | Erwann S. EMERITUS | August 2nd 21 | Shallow, by-the-numbers, and repetitive pop. Many woah-ohs not hiding the horrible lyrics. "Sugar" is catchy tho. 1.8
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| 1.5 very poor | SmileNerd | December 25th 16 | When I heard the opening to "Coming Back For You" I legit thought it was Rickroll bro
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| 1.0 awful | Snide | October 15th 16 | This does not move like Mick Jagger.
Even if Mick Jagger had been dead for a thousand years and was just a pile of bones, this still
would not be able to move like Mick Jagger.
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| 1.0 awful | Jacob Clark | December 4th 15 | It's official: Maroon 5 is Adam Levine's solo project now. This is almost as bad as Overexposed. This is pathetic. There's no way this is the same band that released Songs About Jane and It Won't Be Soon Before Long.
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| 1.5 very poor | CynicalComplex | October 19th 15 | "Animals" is probably the most vapid song ever written. The one track that saves this album from a 1 is "Sugar," which is pleasant enough but ultimately pales in comparison with anything on their first two albums.
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| 2.0 poor | Snacktimeguy | May 16th 15 | This album is boring and shallow, and each song relies on a catchy chorus to make it memorable. Each chorus can stick with you for weeks, but nothing else about it will.
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| 1.0 awful | Aftertheascension | December 9th 14 | Maroon 5 Starter pack:
Overproduced
generic song structure
boring lyrics
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| 2.0 poor | Xav | August 19th 25 |
| 1.0 awful | solrage | November 23rd 23 |
| 1.5 very poor | Beau | September 25th 23 |
| 1.5 very poor | s0nicx | July 19th 23 |
| 1.5 very poor | haley | June 1st 23 |
| 3.0 good | PTGS | April 13th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | December 13th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | yuri33 | October 20th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Watch | July 16th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | KrillBoi | November 12th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Luna | October 7th 21 |
| 1.0 awful | Merv | August 18th 21 |
| 2.5 average | Sarah | July 12th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | Docky | June 13th 21 |
| 3.0 good | Weyo | December 30th 20 |
| 1.5 very poor | Oobaloo | November 30th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Sowing STAFF | October 5th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Fathm | September 6th 20 |
| 2.5 average | degina | February 29th 20 |
| 2.5 average | Devin98 | February 21st 20 |
| 2.0 poor | JNeu | July 7th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | bras42 | February 15th 19 |
| 2.5 average | K Bowman EMERITUS | October 25th 18 |
| 3.0 good | LeoAV | March 28th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | djrm | February 26th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | elch21 | January 4th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | kuzronk | December 18th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Asthurse | November 25th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Xavier | November 8th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Sithese | July 20th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | El Olam | April 13th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | maxer | March 28th 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | Dmax28 | February 7th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | betray | January 31st 17 |
| 1.5 very poor | ian b. | January 29th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Skoj | January 27th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Brandon | December 30th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | ktmq | December 25th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | jpjpablo | December 11th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | dmp3131 | August 16th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | roofi | May 24th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | ekdahl | May 15th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Enzx | May 15th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | Shamus CONTRIBUTOR | April 18th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | smz | March 27th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Henry | February 14th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Shinya | January 3rd 16 |
| 1.0 awful | JS19 | November 3rd 15 |
| 3.5 great | matzo | September 22nd 15 |
| 4.5 superb | manu8a | August 9th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Qorx | July 16th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | narunn | May 17th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Prole | April 19th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Xhoven | March 16th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | JoshieG | February 23rd 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Ebola | February 19th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | December 9th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Troggy | November 11th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Pollux | October 25th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | rhp2015 | October 21st 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | msk1tten | September 30th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | tserri | September 7th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | mvdu | September 7th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Pndi | September 5th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | habster3 | September 4th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | fdrc | September 4th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | mhart8 | September 4th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Amazone | September 4th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | dan2309 | September 4th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | cm7com | August 30th 14 |
| 2.5 average | patches | August 28th 14 |
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