Cattle Decapitation - Human Jerky User Opinions

Cattle Decapitation Human Jerky

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2.5
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Release Date: 1999
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2.0 poor	Eggnog Addict \| April 10th 25
blind rage underdized bull easily o-layed! into the meat grinder with you, also way to ruin some random lady worker's day you self professed ignorant asshats Bump

2.5 average	PunchedPeach72 \| June 9th 15
13 minutes of unrelenting, run of the mill grind. Some of Ryan's vocals genuinely sound disgusting (not entirely sure if that's good or bad here), probably not a Cattle Decap album I'll return to very often Bump

2.0 poor	Jared Floryan \| September 25th 14
Cattle Decapitation was already starting out here with their very first EP Human Jerky, and the effort shows. It isn't an entirely unlistenable recording, but the songwriting is almost worthless and the tongue-in-cheek aspect of it all just seemed strung together; it's either worse or better since the tracks on this one EP lack structure. Bump

1.5 very poor	Avarice climbing on a vertebral ladder. \| April 6th 14
The first official release EP from Deathgrind kings Cattle Decapitation is sub-par at best. The songwriting is chaotic, but not in a good way, and even for grind, the songs lack cohesiveness. No standout tracks at all, as they seem to all blur together into a forgettable frenzy of buzzing guitars, blast beats, and screaming. Bump

1.5 very poor

cisumkintups | August 24th 24

1.5 very poor

EXSCHISM | July 22nd 24

2.0 poor

NexCeleris EMERITUS | June 24th 24

2.5 average

JohnnyMcPoops | April 24th 24

2.5 average

FoosballFurry | September 22nd 23

2.5 average

betweentheburiedandi | August 29th 23

1.5 very poor

saantiii | May 21st 23

2.0 poor

drasticaction74 | May 20th 23

3.0 good

MisogynysticTryhard | May 18th 23

2.5 average

Fernando Alves | May 2nd 23

3.0 good

MarkPrindleArchive | March 13th 23

2.0 poor

haxxiy | March 4th 23

3.5 great

Michal4Srnka | February 9th 23

2.5 average

MiguelSS | February 4th 23

2.5 average

Harrisonr79 | January 26th 23

2.5 average

Minushuman24 | December 28th 22

2.0 poor

Distributor of 4s, Consoomer of Riffs | December 20th 22

2.0 poor

I have seen ST described as "poetry metal" which I actually think is lovely | September 30th 22

2.5 average

SinNanna | June 30th 22

3.0 good

The Chronokrator | May 9th 22

3.0 good

fathergascoigne | March 7th 22

2.0 poor

Janster | November 19th 21

2.0 poor

Thranth | October 27th 21

3.0 good

UniverseCalling | October 26th 21

2.0 poor

Ippocalyptica | July 25th 21

3.5 great

combustion07 | March 17th 21

3.0 good

MotokoKusanagi | March 12th 21

3.5 great

Mitch S. | January 17th 21

2.5 average

Gbhill | November 24th 20

2.5 average

VagitarianZombie | October 15th 20

2.5 average

I was living in constant fear of someone neg bombing all my reviews cause I know how many detest me | September 28th 20

2.0 poor

MetalConnoisseur | September 8th 20

3.0 good

Kevin | August 25th 20

3.5 great

pornogrindtheater | August 4th 20

3.0 good

Frank - the rater of 3.5 | June 16th 20

3.0 good

Panty420 | April 25th 20

1.0 awful

GamamJ | April 3rd 20

1.5 very poor

theoleinnout | March 21st 20

2.5 average

SkapalPes | December 19th 19

3.0 good

Faketushka | December 17th 19

2.5 average

LowellWolfe | December 12th 19

3.5 great

yatyatfleeto | December 12th 19

1.5 very poor

AdoreSwancore | December 1st 19

3.0 good

Confessed2005 | November 29th 19

1.5 very poor

ChaoticVortex | November 28th 19

1.5 very poor

bbgames | November 28th 19

4.0 excellent

chilledpunkrock | November 27th 19

3.0 good

jfish226 | November 25th 19

4.0 excellent

XgenericusernameX | July 27th 19

2.5 average

nbats | May 14th 19

2.5 average

Horfeepee01 | May 11th 19

2.0 poor

Matthias812 | March 14th 19

2.0 poor

blou52 | January 17th 19

2.5 average

Spluger | October 11th 18

3.0 good

AriDoe | August 31st 18

1.0 awful

P0laris | January 17th 18

4.5 superb

foxblood | November 22nd 17

1.5 very poor

El Olam | July 9th 17

3.5 great

Korpcun | April 20th 17

2.5 average

Lpsaveme99 | March 7th 17

1.5 very poor

Procrastinator | September 23rd 16

2.5 average

ATTA | September 16th 16

3.5 great

kylewalburn | August 7th 16

1.0 awful

coolniceboy | June 3rd 16

2.0 poor

ckssr1 | April 22nd 16

2.0 poor

desecravity | April 21st 16

3.0 good

JoergsonVomWalde | April 18th 16

2.5 average

weltfremder | April 18th 16

2.5 average

FathomlessHypocrisy | February 4th 16

3.5 great

FilipeGomes | December 31st 15

2.5 average

OldManGramps | October 27th 15

2.5 average

99Saveme99 | October 17th 15

2.0 poor

Matski | October 15th 15

2.5 average

Julio Carvajal | October 4th 15

2.0 poor

Coast | September 26th 15

2.5 average

Aaron77 | September 10th 15

2.0 poor

CuntOfLuna | August 19th 15

3.0 good

Metaltronic | August 8th 15

1.5 very poor

NotQuiteASuperstar | August 7th 15

3.0 good

Kirkt95 | July 26th 15

1.5 very poor

xDeathoholic | June 3rd 15

1.5 very poor

KingNick | April 29th 15

3.0 good

KingSpook | April 9th 15

5.0 classic

Necromaniac | March 8th 15

1.0 awful

danielito19 | October 11th 14

4.0 excellent

Brabiz | September 28th 14

2.0 poor

LeRealVermicide | September 25th 14

3.0 good

toolhed462 | August 2nd 14

2.0 poor

BIaziken | July 2nd 14

2.0 poor

Panton | May 23rd 14

3.5 great

fuckyourneonshirt | March 30th 14

2.0 poor

GwyntTywyll | February 17th 14

2.5 average

Sithese | February 17th 14

2.5 average

SpookySkeletman | February 16th 14

3.5 great

gutturaljames | January 26th 14

2.5 average

Pennywise_M | August 1st 13

3.0 good

JeremyVee | July 23rd 13

2.5 average

mkamrass | July 8th 13

3.0 good

Urameshi | May 25th 13

1.0 awful

lyon1535 | April 13th 13

4.0 excellent

Keliohesten | October 29th 12

2.0 poor

mangamusicfan | September 18th 12

2.5 average

Phate72 | May 13th 12

2.5 average

gallus90 | April 18th 12

3.5 great

Alien | January 8th 12

1.5 very poor

Andy H. B. | December 25th 11

1.0 awful

DieDead | November 4th 11

3.0 good

pathora | October 30th 11

4.0 excellent

HeWhoBeards | October 10th 11

3.0 good

PiratesWithHats | May 30th 11

1.0 awful

JumpTheShark | May 9th 11

2.0 poor

ovrot rocks; he's the man | December 16th 10

3.0 good

ratowitz | November 10th 10

2.0 poor

OvrotLivesAgain | October 17th 10

3.5 great

captainhandicapable | February 13th 10

2.5 average

Bmachine | February 1st 10

2.5 average

AnneFrank | December 16th 09

1.0 awful

deathmetal101 | October 14th 09

3.0 good

longlivemetal | June 24th 09

3.0 good

Slaytan | January 30th 09

2.0 poor

Sconza | November 29th 08

4.5 superb

justinsbeenshot | August 19th 08

2.5 average

twiik | July 9th 08

3.0 good

ikillyou8times | April 14th 08

3.0 good

Goku | February 21st 08

2.0 poor

omgwtfboogie | February 18th 08

1.0 awful

blackened07 | January 19th 08

3.0 good

DirtySouthernBlood69 | December 18th 07

1.0 awful

funhouse | November 6th 07

1.0 awful

CaptainSuck | September 22nd 07

4.5 superb

Jmaj14 | September 13th 07

3.0 good

jk2two | September 6th 07

2.5 average

swarmofoctopii | August 8th 07

2.0 poor

Pippystix | August 3rd 07

2.5 average

SylentEcho | July 30th 07

2.0 poor

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