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| 0.0 | sniper | April 6th 10 |
Jane Doe Abridged Version:
I'll stay gooooolllld
RAH RAH RAHHH
that's where they diiiieee
RAH RAH RAHHH
mumblemumblemumble
RAH RAH RAHHH
no love. no hope.
RAH RAH RAHHH
i'll. take. my. love. to. the. grave.
RAH RAH RAHHH
[uplifting soaring guitar riff]
RAH RAH RAHHH
IIIII WAAAAAAAAANNNNNNT OUUUUUTTTTT
RAHHHHHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fin.
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| 2.0 poor | Wolfe | May 3rd 11 |
This sure is an angry album!! I get angrier every time I waste my time listening to this piece of shit.
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| 4.0 excellent | Brandon Scott EMERITUS | April 4th 10 |
i bet half of you didn't even listen to this and rated 5
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| 5.0 classic | Iluvatar | May 28th 07 |
I fucking knocked this one kids face in once.
This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns.
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| 2.0 poor | AnotherBrick | May 13th 10 |
Well since my soundoff has to be at least 50 characters I am just going to ramble. My vote should really be a 1, don't let the system confuse you.
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| 2.0 poor | BradenVanHalen | July 20th 10 |
its just noise andcall me oldfashion (brn 1964, in the golden age of rock) but this is trash andI hate that my niece listens to this
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| 2.0 poor | FilthyBorgir | January 15th 11 |
Talk about overrated on all levels. People who keep voting it as a classic don't know the meaning of a classic. Iron Maiden - Powerslave, now that's a classic. Jane Doe isn't a classic by any of the means, all it is is technical metalcore (not that special). I'll admit lyrically it's intelligent, technicality of the album is superb. But come on people stop lying to yourselves there is NO and I repeat NOOOO vocal talent to even make this a classic at all. All it is RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH for 45:22. Tbh the vocals made the album shit, and they're worse than the guy in Doomthrone and their horrible debut.
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| 0.0 | chambered89 | October 16th 09 |
wtf was that like what the FUCK did I just listen to
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| 1.5 very poor | n00n00 | February 29th 12 |
Jane Doe get acclaim very much. Jane Doe sound heavy very much. Jane Doe get good rating. Jane Doe have to be good.
Kurt Ballou make riff very much. Kurt make dissonant riff. Riff sound random. Riff sound good. Kurt love the Noo-noo very much.
Ben Koller blast beat very much. Ben play like epileptic kid. Ben hit random cymbal. Ben love smashing bass drum. Ben love the Noo-noo very much.
Nate Newton no hear. Nate Newton get no credit. Bass very low. Nate love the Noo-noo very much.
Jacob Bannon scream very much. Jacob go RAAH RAAH RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Jacob very angry he. Jacob make people angry. Anger very bad. Jacob hate the Noo-noo 
Album sound random. Album sound screechy. Jane Doe ugly chick. Jane no love the Noo-noo. *suck suck* Tinky Winky no like Jane Doe. Dipsy no like Converge. Lala fight Jacob. Po love the Noo-noo very much.
*Tubby Toast*
Time for Tubby Bye Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 0.0 | Kusuriuri | September 7th 13 |
this album is like that fucker you find in high school who's incredibly tough but turns out to be extremely smart. you know those ones, who look like they want to kill you at first but eventually you realize they're actually pretty friendly and have some troubles but once you get together he wants to be your friend but eventually you realize he does everything better than you do and you're not sure if you wanna be his friend anymore because he makes you feel like less of a man (and human being) and when trying to get away from him without realizing to not be rude since he hasn't done anything wrong he ends up saving your life and you realize how stupid you are for not being friendlier with him before and you decide you want him in your life and you're grateful for it. then he hugs you, breaks a part of you by accident but you forgive him and remain a friend for the rest of your life with him occassionally beating the shit out of you by accident since he couldn't control it, but you actually like it later on cause it makes you tougher. this album is that plus some breakdowns and a really pissed off donald duck.
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| 2.0 poor | partyboy24 | May 23rd 11 |
Wow this album is just so emotional! The lyrics truly speak to me! Just kidding not a single one is understandable
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| 2.0 poor | MasBarHigeuoris21 | September 25th 10 |
I have tried over and over to listen to this album but I cannot get over the horrible vocals of Jacob Bannon. It just brings down the quality of the music way too much IMO. Maybe this album will grow on me in the future, but until then, I don't think its a good album and don't understand why so many sputnik users like this garbage.
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| 4.5 superb | Crimson Death | March 7th 10 |
Jane Doe, I am finally beginning to understand you. The title track is mind-blowing.
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| 2.5 average | BroFro | August 3rd 10 |
Hey look at me I'm a loser, I don't want to rate this as a 17 or whatever.
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| 2.0 poor | Displayed | November 1st 09 |
I'm sorry, maybe I'm missing something, but I don't understand all the praise. All there it is to hear in this album is pure norsecore and breakdowns if you ask me. The only appeal of these particular collection is its brutality....and honestly, even that wears old after the second listen. If you seek for brutality, there are zillions of better bands in the grindcore and death metal genres to enjoy. Anaal Nathrakh are a better but similar option to this.
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| 5.0 classic | qwe3 | December 6th 09 |
Displayed can't take the norsecore.
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| 4.0 excellent | Progmaster85 | January 30th 10 |
BORING. BAD FLOW. AWFUL HIGH PITCHED VOCALS. THE MUSIC IS NOTHING SPECIAL. GET OVER IT. IT'S A BAND THAT PIONEERED THE GENRE, BUT MANY HAVE SURPASSED THEM. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. PROBABLY THE WORST ALBUM OF ALL TIME.
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| 2.0 poor | promiseswept | February 10th 11 |
Have tried over 5 times to sit down and listen to this abomination all the way through. I have come to the conclusion: it is sputnik's most overrated album of all time. The lyrics are the only good part. I can't stand Converge and I listen to music with screaming only about 90% of the time.
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| 2.5 average | fatlip27 | March 14th 10 |
I think I'm going to stop trying to understand this band. Not doing it for me.
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| 2.0 poor | geezers1989 | October 15th 11 |
The vocalist is awful. the band sucks live. the lyrics were blatantly stolen from someone's livejournal, and the songs are so slow that i've met glaciers with higher BPMs. absolutely horrid.
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| 2.0 poor | themanderson | August 16th 10 |
It's like shitting in a babies diaper one million times and then eating it..
Shit isnt cool msn
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| 5.0 classic | Enotron | April 24th 10 |
It's been long overdue that I bump this to a 5. Even when pigeonholed under a genre filled with a ton of laughable
bands and overused techniques, Converge display a heavy sense of artistic sincerity that makes them quite an
anomaly within the metalcore genre. But even in the most unbiased, objective perception, Converge display on Jane
Doe an unconventional, yet believable stride in the way they approach their music. The vocals are loose and wild, yet
follow a truly defined bark. The music aggressively thrashes and switches pace, but also shows itself to be
constructed in a manner that matures and paces itself in a cinematic manner throughout the album. Throughout all
the intensity and the metal-intended purposes, there is no doubt that passion and ambition are what truly
underly this hectic, yet beautifully constructed album.
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| 0.0 | Roach | August 23rd 09 |
I screamed into a microphone once and it didn't sound this good.
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| 5.0 classic | Burn2Burn | August 26th 08 |
In the want, the need, and this desperation, you'll find me as the time-bomb, as the last great stand in this history. When all our roads have been travelled, and all have come to a most bitter end; today I thaw.
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| 0.0 | kalkal50 | September 26th 07 |
After several listens, I've reached the conclusion that Converge's Jane Doe is the best metalcore album ever. No actually, it's the best album ever. The way I see it, when dissected, the album is made up of roughly two so-called "greater" facets. There's an instrumental facade to the album which at first seems great, but doesn't strike you as being something so consistent that it compels further excavation. However, it's a secondary facade which makes up the foundation of Jane Doe's splendor. In perspective, Jane Doe is very emotional but fails to deliver that emotion from the get-go. This latent emotional quality, which is expressed to it's full potential only when you've listened to the whole album, is the aspect that makes Jane Doe rise above any other metalcore record. The perfect album in my honest opinion.
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| 4.2 excellent | praise jimmy EMERITUS | June 25th 14 |
album rocked my anus
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| 2.5 average | Instez | July 22nd 13 |
woof woof woof woof woof woof wooof woof i'm a barnuard animal and i go wooof oofw woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof woof wofrwoof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof stop making noise youre
disturbing the sheep!!!
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| 0.0 | geasoftime | April 9th 13 |
I really want to give this a 1. It's not fair that I have to call a hardcore album "poor" instead of awful. Poor implies that there are some redeeming qualities to the music, and nothing redeems this album. It's a steaming pile of shit.
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| 2.5 average | Fernando Alves STAFF | June 6th 12 |
One of the most overrated albums of the past decade.
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| 5.0 classic | trianglefuck | March 29th 11 |
No need for introductions, at least for the album itself, because I'm sure that everyone wants to know who is the lady behind Jacob's rage, that led him to achieve musical perfection. I'm sure that, when he completed the album, he reached the pure state of catharsis, not only because he yelled all his tears out, but also by knowing that we would also feel it, we would also feel his pain, his anger, his desperation, the whole emotional flood inside him, when we'd hear Jane Doe. A pure masterpiece that drains our comfort away and makes us feel miserable, because, by the time the album's over, we realize that we will never feel the same thing as Jacob felt.
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| 3.5 great | Commortus | January 7th 09 |
I love the cover art on this... the image of an emaciated girl transforming into a horde of locusts is just exciting, for some reason. Despite all of the hubbub around this album, this really isn't the most intense album ever - it's fractured without being truly broken, emotional without being completely unhinged. Honestly, that's probably a good thing, because it allows Converge to craft wonderful tracks that have enough intensity to hook the listener on the first listen and enough depth to keep people interested for 20+ listens. Heaven In Her Arms is one of the best songs ever written, but I find the title track to be slightly overrated - it's good, but it's not all that. Regardless, this is an outstanding album.
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| 2.0 poor | BerryGarlicia | November 8th 18 |
I would rate this horrendous album of static lower but I can't.
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| 4.5 superb | heck | July 20th 18 |
A while back Sowing was putting together a Jane Doe retrospective in which various Sput members would do write-ups for different songs, but it seems as if that project is dead in the water. A such, here is the write-up I would've contributed, for Heaven in Her Arms:rSometimes nothing can be more powerful - or devastating - than three simple words. To me, perhaps more than any other track, "Heaven in Her Arms" epitomizes what Jane Doe is about. It is among the more straightforward tracks on the album, both musically - boasting an assult-on-the-senses barrage of some of the grooviest riffs Converge ever put to tape alongside Jacob Bannon at his most tortured and dehumanized - and especially lyrically, in a way that makes it all the more effective. Where other tracks on the album are more opaque in their imagery, "Heaven in Her Arms" is blunt, poignant, and conveys the idea of heartbreak at its most basic. The beauty of its simplicity is that it makes it one of the most universally relatable songs on an album renowned for its relatability. The song reaches its climax with a breakdown, in both the musical and emotional senses, in which Bannon proclaims "Three simple words bled me dry, bled us dry". In my judgment, it is one of the most desperate yet cathartic moments on the entire album and the perfect way to round off one of my favorite songs in Converge's large and impressive discography.
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| 5.0 classic | BlazinBlitzer | July 13th 18 |
This album is so lovely and friendly; it inspired the name of my future dog, who will surely have the same qualities this record does.
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| 5.0 classic | gasmaskman | April 8th 18 |
jesus fucking christ. jesus fucking christ. jesus fucking christ. jesus fucking christ.
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| 4.0 excellent | brandiblitz142 | December 25th 16 |
You know this has to be the first album that took me more listens than anything I have ever listened to before. Used to be a cacophony of noise and nothing else. However, once I got the concept (after several months and a tough breakup) I am impressed with the raw emotion and content of this album. Lyrics may be almost unhearable but are very poetic when looked at. An album that gets more interesting and captivating with each listen, and I honestly love it. I dont know it may have been me going through one at a time through but once I reached "Phoenix in Flight/Flames" it solidified my love for the album, and gave me the chills. Love the storytelling, all haunting, angry, emotive, and beautiful. (See: Concubine, Fault and Fracture, Homewrecker, Broken Vow, Phoenix in Flight/Flames, Jane Doe). All good songs though. Hard to put a finger on which ones in particular.
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| 0.0 | EvilEyez | July 17th 16 |
Janedoe is quiet a woman but has deep gutterball scream from hell and beyond. Music that snap the neck and is 100% pank or maybe punkmetal by type (iTunes has it as just metal tho).rI sit back and press play - then jump out of my seat it's going to be a riot in here! The start of the album is quiet heavy let me tell you. Secret of the albums success is like an old dog this band are loyal to there routes and keep pank alive at all times.rThis is probably called the worst of converge but it is still quiet good when you want to play something with a beer. It is still 100% carrot gold metal if you can take it my friends. rYou may never meet janedoe but she loves you I'm sure and you can feel it.
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| 2.0 poor | Activista anti-MTV | September 30th 11 |
Converge's Jane Doe is a masterpiece in the metal/hardcore genre. From its brutal outset ("Concubine") to its towering finish ("Jane Doe"), Converge's precise instrumentation is an excellent example of how changes in tempo and tonality can be used to create both intense and emotional songs. Vocalist Jacob Bannon's variegated delivery ranges from a superbly chaotic "scream" to a choice disharmonious groan, bringing the music to life. Jane Doe might as well not have any lyrics (it does), because Converge is one seething mass of sound on this, the band's magnum opus.
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| 5.0 classic | InFiction | June 28th 11 |
I held off giving this a 5 for so long but I just don't think it deserves anything less. One of the most brutally honest and ferocious displays of raw human emotion.
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| 0.0 | AXDS | May 19th 11 |
This album has the amazing power to give me a headache every time I attempt to listen to it. I think its time for me to admit that I really don't like metalcore or hardcore (with a few rare exceptions) if even the holy grail of the genre fails to impress me.
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| 0.0 | LG | December 24th 10 |
Godammit why do I have to like this.
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| 3.0 good | Xenorazr | September 12th 10 |
Jane Doe feels like, more than anything, a hardcore band taking their first swing at recording in a garage with a "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" syndrome fueling their fire. The good news is that if hardcore tickles your fancy and you want more overdone distortion than a band really needs, then this will be the perfect drug. For the rest of us, however, this amounts to little more than nonsensical, schizophrenic combustion with few breaks. The strong points aren't numerous, and most of them are saved for the last few tracks. In the end, it's a gigantic shot for some, a toss-aside for others.
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| 0.0 | SoapySoap | July 18th 10 |
Have you ever been in such a shitty relationship, that you've grown to hate that person? You only wish the worst for them. You have thoughts of them in pain, or despair, and it brings you the sick pleasure? Jane Doe is that, musically.rJane Doe is a break up album with the most hair on it's chest.
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| 5.0 classic | AlexTM510 | February 3rd 09 |
Pretty much one of the most aggressive/infuriating records of all time. Where the pinnacle of rawness and beauty collaborate in jaw-dropping phenomenon. From the throat grabbing "Cocubine" to the epic closing title track, this is album is relentless yet consistently at the top of it's game throughout-and doesn't let down for one moment. This much more than metalcore, or punk, or metal or whatever genres you can pinpoint this too. This is a classic, a legacy of aggressive music and shows what aggressive music can be. Ultimately, even if this is in NO WAY your cup of tea/style of music, this is certainly worthy of checking out and getting into because this is one of the best albums of all time. Period.
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| 5.0 classic | Damrod EMERITUS | November 16th 06 |
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... I could go on forever. This is Converge at their best. The album has a really good mix of all their best treats, and next to no flaws IMO. Maybe the production could be a bit better, but apart from that... A must have for fans of the genre and Converge
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| 2.0 poor | LegendaryOrangeBear | May 22nd 19 |
After revisiting this project multiple times over the years. I can safely say it's loud and obnoxious & has no redeeming qualities, so much so that I wish the system would let me rate this piece of shit a 1 but i've got to settle for a 2. Nothing about this sounds appealing to the human ears & barely sounds like music at all.
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| 4.5 superb | MyTasteSucks | January 15th 19 |
Amazing album, although it may sound like shit at first. Bannons vocals would be bad in any other music style but fit the songs just perfectly. Title Track is propably the best thing I've ever heard
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| 5.0 classic | Lucman | January 9th 19 |
This is the album every other metalcore act looks up to in a quivering heap.
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| 5.0 classic | DaarrthVadr | September 17th 18 |
Best metalcore album of all time.
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| 5.0 classic | Risodo | January 27th 18 |
What else can we add about the incredible and influential power of one of the best albums in the history of music? Every word will sound like other ratings, mingling with common sense and putting the record to the already established standard of "an album without words." That's why i'll hold back with a few words, only reinforcing that "Jane Doe" is the masterpiece of life, and certainly the most complete musical work you'll hear in life. That's it.
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| 5.0 classic | Have you tried jamming Helcaraxe? CONTRIBUTOR | July 12th 17 |
On "Jane Doe" Converge creates an album that feels like a harpoon piercing your flesh. The drums blast away like a frantic pulse, the guitar riffs so like constant unrestrained havok akin to star going supernova, and the vocals sound like with each enraged shriek blood will spew forth as the vocalist shreds his throat. It's the anger of the universe in a compact disc, ready to be spilled out unto the listener.
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| 5.0 classic | ShaquilleONeal | March 18th 17 |
If you haven't listened to Jane Doe yet, its OK. Its only one of the greatest metal albums of all time.
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| 5.0 classic | NewBallistics | June 24th 16 |
Converge: too punk for the metalheads, too weird for punk kids. I'll be honest, I didn't get it when I heard this. Granted, I thought whitechapel was the most brootal thing on earth. "How could anyone like something this abrasive and this fast? The quality of every instrument sounds like someone recorded this with a $20 value brand mic. Sure, his lyrics are poetic but I can't even understand half of what he's saying. WHY DES EVERYONE LOVE THIS BUT ME?!"rSo what changed? Not much. It's still every one of those things. But.. I love this album like a son. You grow up and suddenly you realize you've been listening to the wrong stuff; that's just life. This album made me think outside of the box for the first time in my relationship with music. It was my rebirth into the more chaotic and progressive meaning of metalcore.
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| 5.0 classic | InVein | November 19th 15 |
I understand most of the bad ratings, when I first listened to Converge I just thought "wtf is this shit?". After
years of hating them I still was pretty convinced, they are the most overrated band in the world. But my
musical taste changed massively in those years and went from generic metal- and deathcore to more
advanced forms of dark and extreme music. A few months ago I decided to give Converge another try. It was a
completely different and eyeopening experience. It wasn't about the sound of Bannons voice (which distracted
me every time I tried to listen) nor about understanding any of the (great) lyrics, but the pure, raw energy, the
noise, the anger, the hate he was spitting at me through my headphones, paired with lunatic riffs and drums.
Converge is not about making easy-listening song structures, not about beautiful melodies or epic clean
choruses. They are the musical incarnation of pure, unfiltered hate and anger. Combined with the amazing
lyrics it's probably one of the best concept albums ever made. An outburst of fury. A punch right to the face. A
masterpiece.
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| 5.0 classic | BRAman22 | July 7th 14 |
Jane Doe is Deftones meets The Dillinger Escape Plan.
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| 5.0 classic | somerandomusername | April 25th 13 |
This is unexplainably magnificent. Words can't describe this, unless it's "rawrawrawrawrawraw". A masterpiece if not THE masterpiece: it is crunchy, heavy Hardcore/Metal. It's complex in every way: musically, lyrically, emotionally. Although you only hear Jacob Bannon yelling "rawrawraw", he's yelling somehting else. Hidden lyrics behing the blistering guitars, distorted bass, and thunderous drums. "Jane Doe" is the ultimate perfect definiton of "love": Every shape of this feeling is shown in every song. Someone who meant everything ends up becoming nothing. This is a perfect album. It's "Jane Doe".
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| 5.0 classic | metalfan996 | March 23rd 13 |
Actually listened to the album after getting through 'Concubine'. Freaking sweet!!
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| 0.0 | | September 30th 12 |
I guess I should give a little background onto how I stumbled upon this "band" (If you can even call stupid, unorganized, random noise a "band" or "music" for that matter) I was watching one of my favorite music videos by one of my favorite bands. That being Knives and Pens by Black Veil Brides. I made a comment on the video about how why more people don't listen to Black Veil Brides, they just listen to mainstream crap like Justin Bieber and those rapper guys. This resulted in me getting the top comment on the video, which of course caught the attention of total trolls. He replied, "You are an imbecile. You'll grow out of your teeny-bopper phase and join the rest of us listening to Converge, Pig Destroyer, etc." He also added, "Kill yourself."
I of course did not reply, due to his obvious trolling, and him thinking he's fancy because he can use his "big boy words" (ugh -__________-) but I had never heard of either of those bands. (Especially not Pig Destroyer, what a STUPID name) But I did look up Converge, and boy, are they terrible.
First of all, Converge is just bad. You can't understand the lyrics, they are self-indulgent because they think they're high and mighty because they use things called "time signatures" and "theremins" (I don't even know what a theremin is!!!!! Ugh) Seriously, the lyrics are also super immature. The WHOLE album is about some break-up. Like seriously, if I wanted to hear that drama, I would just go to middle school and listen to all of my mainstream friends bicker about relationships and other crap. Geez. Even the bands that you guys on this site hate on a lot (BOTDF, etc. btw, BOTDF is amazing) They have better lyrics, like about rising from the ashes and rebelling against the high power. Not about stupid break-ups, god.
I will give the band one thing, though. They have some pretty cool guitar parts, but they play them OVER AND OVER in the song until you get sick of it. Wow, come up with something new, "masterpiece" band. I will listen to another album and give my opinion, but until then, I recommend you stay away from this band, and accept the fact that bands like BVB and BMTH (Bring Me the Horizon for those that don't know) are good, and you just judge them by their looks.
Converge, here's some advice: Better lyrics, more variety in the guitar solos, and stick with stuff I can tap my foot to. Otherwise, the music is just plain boring.
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| 0.0 | DarthMann | February 27th 12 |
distance and meaning and homewrecker is only reason this is great r
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| 4.5 superb | DeskmaN | January 28th 12 |
Hits hard. Cacophonous, grating and exhausting, but packs a serious punch in the ear nuggets that sent shivers down my spine when it finally hit me.
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| 5.0 classic | wacknizzle | January 16th 12 |
One of my best experiences with music was finding converge when i was 15, now 7 fucking years ago, holy fuck time has passed. Fuck is this album great, there is something great about enjoying this album and as time goes on it becomes more and more clear to me how much i love this album. I may enjoy When Forever Comes Crashing more, but this album is pure heartbreak, when someone leaves you and there is nothing you can do about it. It's awesome, so brutally raw and heavy. It's an acquired taste but once you like it nothing else is quite like it or as good. I'd say start with WFCC and PTES than do JD and listen to it the whole way through the first time, it will be awesome, trust me. If you like metal but not Converge go fuck yourself, your opinion does not matter to me. "oh but what about BTBAM' yeah but they wouldn't even exist without converge, i like them too but it's weak sauce compared to this. Thats the point, BTBAM is meant to be easy to listen to but it's not rewarding as Converge. catchy metal can go fuck itself when it comes to Converge, this shit is real. I'd pick Converge over any other band. Dem riffs are just nasty, Bannon is a beast, his screaming is awesome, your a pussy if you can't handle it.
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| 3.0 good | Zilla2112 | November 27th 11 |
I don't know why this album is so loved: sure, it's angry, but it becomes a bit tiring after the first couple songs. 'Jane Doe' isn't bad, but it's nothing that great either.
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| 5.0 classic | Type2Diabeetus | October 8th 11 |
Jane Doe is an album that is so angry and brutal that many will find it intolerable. But, those that approach it with an open mind and give it a chance will most likely discover a masterpiece. The album starts off at a furious pace, opening with "Concubine", a screaming grindcore frenzy that only barely slows down for the mathy and complex "Fault and Fracture." The rest of the album stays at relatively the same pace, rarely slowing down for a few calmer moments. The album's highlight is the finale, the epic 11 minute title track that wraps everything up with perfection and leaves the listener stunned even after it's over. Jane Doe is a fantastic album and most people who give it a full listen will probably agree
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| 5.0 classic | igloodude | April 7th 11 |
There are some albums that I have to sit back and think about for a bit once they conclude. Jane Doe is one of those albums.
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| 0.0 | amanwithahammer | January 29th 11 |
Well, it's Jane Doe, I kind of have to give it a 5.0, right?
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| 5.0 classic | nick0307 | January 12th 11 |
I've tried so hard lately to resist putting this as a 5 star rating, but I can't resist any longer. I don't wanna be one of those cliche Sputnik jerks who obsesses about BTBAM, Opeth and Converge, but this album simply kicks ass. Its like a fucking freight train. Most albums have a time or place when you find suitable to listen, however this wants to be listened to any time, any place anywhere. While driving, walking, cooking, cleaning, working playing video games, drinking beer, getting out of bed in the morning... any situation I find myself in, I'm craving to just dive into the midst of this album where it really starts to take off and just get my ass kicked. Kicked by the razor sharp chunks of sound slammed out by the guitars, and the high pitched, attack-heavy snaredrum and the sub-heavy thump of every single bassdrum note. When Sputnik first introduced me to this album, I didn't know what all the fuss was about. In fact, I despised this when I first heard it. I though it was awful... And then after a few listens it dawned on me that this was an instant classic. After even more listens again, it got even better. And now i love it. Jane Doe is just awesome. It really is.
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| 4.0 excellent | HSThomas | December 3rd 10 |
I have to admit that my perception of Converge will always be tarnished by the almost religious bigotry that defends this album. I remember approaching this album with quite a reserved and cold attitude due to the amount of absurd hype around it. After six listens I can say that this is an excellent piece of emotional metalcore, despite the grindcore elements sometimes smothering the emotions and Bannon's screams being on the side of whiney and weak on occasion.However it is the three last tracks that make this album. Some of the most fucked up yet beautifully twisted metalcore songs ever. They manage to emulate the realism of a rape in every horrific detail and every turgid emotion. In my opinion, this is a fantastic metalcore record despite its flaws.
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| 3.5 great | TheBalderdashMan | November 6th 10 |
Jane Doe is an all-out assault on every part of the anatomy. So far I've only needed two major surgeries as a result of Converge, but I've talked to people who've had more. Jane Doe delivers such a relentless pummeling that it's hard to be aware of what's actually happening at any point on the album, but it's so compellingly intense that you kind of go with it. Ordinarily I would say that an album like this confused volume and distortion with musical intensity, but, while I've heard more intensity from more reserved bands like Against Me!, Converge actually does seem to raise volume and distortion to such a level that it does create intensity. Or perhaps there is actually some musical invention buried diligently under the surface. Whatever the reason, Jane Doe is-well, an experience. It's not to be missed.
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| 0.0 | kangaroopoo | July 31st 10 |
I 5'd this after a bitch had me neutered.
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| 0.0 | WithHorsesInHerEyes | January 24th 10 |
Fuckin' excellent. At first I kind of hated it, but after a couple more listens I realized it's geniusnessnessness.
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| 5.0 classic | ebay | October 20th 09 |
I never tried out Converge until this week and I am so glad I did. This album does nothing but kick ass and blows my mind with its technical sound and raw aggression. "Homewrecker" is a killer track and the defining single of the album.
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| 5.0 classic | Comatorium. | October 11th 09 |
Converge's masterpiece, every track will leave a lasting impression and the album as a whole is simply spectacular.
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| 0.0 | FreePizzaDay | June 8th 09 |
One of the best albums ever, without a doubt. Sputnik loves it, I love it, you love it, whether you've heard it yet or not. Jane Doe is awesome, or your musical tastes blow. There. I said it.
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| 5.0 classic | deadpokemon | July 25th 08 |
This album means alot for me. It's brutal and aggresive and also melodic and emotional. A
perfect mix which makes this perfection.
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| 4.5 superb | londoncalling457 | May 28th 07 |
Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. Although I knew that Converge was definitely not the type of band I typically listen to I decided to give them a chance. Now, my thoughts when I first heard this album, you ask? Amazing?; Emotional?; Original? Well, the answer is none of those. I immediately dismissed Jane Doe as nothing more than a noisy mess. Even after repeated attempts to get into this, I just couldn't do it. However, that was then, this is now. About a week ago, I was browsing All Music Guide for some new music, when once again, I came upon Converge. I read the review to Jane Doe and somehow forgot my aforementioned feelings of "hatred" towards this. But when I gave this album my undivided attention, my feelings seemed to change. I recognized that yes, this is emotional, energetic, agressive, angry, original, and overall..amazing. Jane Doe is one of those albums that you need to set apart some time to listen to as a whole to get a feel for it, but those 40 minutes or so will be unforgettable.
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| 3.5 great | SalteyBacon | January 25th 24 |
This might be the only metal core album I'll ever want to hear. The tracklist flows so well and is just intense with post hardcore breaks where they're needed. It's hardcore and brutal so much I loose a tooth everytime I hear this in full, or even have the patience to sit through hearing damage.
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| 5.0 classic | Bedex | December 22nd 23 |
Forgot to write this yesterday - although it wasn't a very focused listen, I think it's safe to say this one remains a 5 for now. This thing is chuck full of dynamics, going from absolute onslaught to atmosphere back and forth, and both the opening two tracks and the transition to the colossal s/t closing track ensure the energy/appreciation curve here is just about optimal. Now I always get the feeling that I wish track 3 continued on the absolute chaos of 1-2. There is an alternate world where Jane Doe is shorter, more uniform, and concentrates on the utter violence of 1-2, and I also 5'd it. But whilst that doesn't exist, and whilst I probably will want a focused listen before being definitive, I don't think it makes the version we do have less worthy of a 5.0
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| 5.0 classic | lifetheory | July 29th 23 |
This album pumps me up like no other does. The production is flawless. Words fail to describe the perfectly chaotic sound. My favorite album by a considerable distance.
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| 4.0 excellent | BillyBrill | May 30th 22 |
Nice fucking try Genius.com those aren?t the lyrics
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| 5.0 classic | nnpoc | May 6th 22 |
All I need to say is that it's Jane Fucking Doe.
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| 0.0 | HYPERVIOLET | March 10th 21 |
Far from average. My rating just goes to show how much I think Jacob Bannon drags the album down
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| 5.0 classic | MisterDoe | May 5th 20 |
Even with the feverish aggression and the rhythmic complexities, this album and Converge in general has something that a lot of metal bands strive for but don't achieve; emotional potency without needless melodrama.
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| 4.5 superb | Scott | January 10th 20 |
A lot of records want to be the next Jane Doe, and for good reason; this record is beyond visceral. Starting off with Concubine, one of the most technically proficient "death-to-your-neck" songs I've ever heard, and ends with the title track, a cathartic ending to a diverse, satisfying, and mostly-consistent record that Metalcore has ever been blessed with.
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| 2.5 average | Progamuffin | August 22nd 19 |
It's got some neat quirky time signatures and a nice crusty production but I've heard crust punk bands pull shit like this off better and mathcore bands who do much more with different time signatures that don't end up sounding too stretched out.
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| 2.0 poor | slipandslide | May 22nd 19 |
Wish i could rate this lower. I don't find any enjoyment from this "classic" This is just awful all around even from a fan of heavier metal. I don't understand this at all, this is just nonsensical and mindless followers that enjoy this.
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| 5.0 classic | Halez | March 13th 19 |
What more is to say about this masterpiece of an album that hasn't been said before? The catharsis is unreal. There's a reason it's borderline unintelligible at points. There's a reason for every part of this album being the way it is. It's not like they haphazardly constructed it to make a quick buck and get you people invested in it, no. They actually gave enough of a shit about artistic integrity and catharsis, and it shows. Everything is constructed with immense levels of tact and precision. Every moment is worth it. Yes, it took a while to click. But once it did, oh boy...
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| 4.5 superb | Reviewc0re | November 5th 17 |
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| 2.0 poor | butcherboy | September 7th 17 |
sometimes you want to root for the bullies in 80?s movies..
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| 4.5 superb | MetalSoliloquy | September 7th 17 |
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| 3.5 great | EasterInTheBatcave | June 16th 16 |
Noisy, chaotic, angry, impeccably produced, and one of the best metalcore albums of all time. No, you can't understand the lyrics, but that's the point - Jane Doe speaks to the difficulty of articulating one's thoughts while amidst the furious, painful throngs of a fracturing relationship.
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| 5.0 classic | RecordedInAPyramid | January 31st 16 |
The only metalcore/mathcore release I can honestly say is completely flawless no matter how many times I listen to it. I love everything about it
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| 5.0 classic | crankstrap | December 22nd 15 |
Nothing left to say about this album that hasn't already been said, except to reconfirm that it's really the real deal. So raw and personal and angular in its precision. A beautifully intense work of confrontational art taking itself as seriously as possible.
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| 5.0 classic | AEGMDoumenc | November 22nd 15 |
A pure, unfiltered translation of raw, grief ridden rage into a hardcore metal album. The classic of classics, the definitive hardcore experience.
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| 5.0 classic | NoSons | June 30th 15 |
Well if it is the best album of the decade then I guess I will never not love it.
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| 5.0 classic | L0rdSnow | February 23rd 15 |
I think there's no album that needed longer to grow on me, but the wait was incredibly rewarding. Jane Doe is incredibly agressive, technically mindblowing and -propably above all- truly emotional
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| 5.0 classic | JetForceGemini47 | January 30th 15 |
The most agressive and high-praised album of all-time.
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| 2.0 poor | Torontonian | November 25th 14 |
Sorry guys, i guess hardcore isn't really my thing
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| 5.0 classic | hughybigboy | July 11th 14 |
Converge created a masterpiece with Jane Doe. Massively chaotic and crushingly visceral this album perfectly translates the pain that Jacob Bannon was going through starting off with the cathartic whirlwind of Concubine and finishing off with the 11 minute epic Jane Doe. Jane Doe perfectly shows what its like breaking up with someone and perfectly illustrates the huge range of emotions felt. This album changes pace throughout but it never lets go, not even for a second and throughout the album the listener is fully immersed in the emotional pain that is depicted in Jacob Bannons heart-rending vocals.
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| 2.5 average | titanslayer | June 25th 14 |
This is basically anger personified, as awesome as that sounds it's down right boring. There is no deeper meaning or substance to this album making it a shallow and uninteresting listen
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| 3.0 good | drawlya | June 19th 14 |
obligatory Jane Doe rating. it's good and that's pretty much it
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| 4.5 superb | musicalmedicine | December 31st 13 |
Oh, Jane. You're art in it's rawest and most violent form.
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| 5.0 classic | TheFourthCircle25 | December 12th 13 |
One of my favorite albums of all time. Such a strong, technically proficient, beautifully written, ferociously energized mathcore at its finest. I'll take my love (for this album) to the grave.
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| 4.5 superb | ANJ45 | November 7th 13 |
Extremely good.rI don't regard it quite as a classic anymore, but I can certainly see why people would. Very emotional, insanely intense, essentially what pure hardcore is all about: Absolute pure fucking face-shredding chaos.
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| 5.0 classic | MAGNIFICENT | October 15th 13 |
Jane Doe is such a terrible record. It makes me feel terrible about myself. It takes my soul away with each listen I give to it. It shatters my lonely heart. It breaks my fragile bones. It crushes all my insides. But I still crave for it after every listen. Constantly. That is love. Being hurt but somehow enjoying that. Being completely addicted to that pain. But when will the addiction end? Never. It remains with you forever, even when it reaches the point of insignificance, it will still mark you. Jane Doe is exactly that kind of record. I dared denying it so many times, but I can do that no more. Converge's "Jane Doe" is a monster album, one of my favorite albums of all time. Truly an unique, special album. I'm stuck in it and I want out.
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| 5.0 classic | bigbrownbeaver | September 5th 13 |
No other album even comes close to Jane Doe. Flawless in every sense of the word.
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| 4.0 excellent | mkamrass | June 8th 13 |
It is amazing instrumentally, there are some especially cool guitar riffs and it is heavy, but the screaming vocals could be often annoying sometimes on some songs. Still, Converge creates an excellent album.
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| 0.0 | Jeffrulesyou | May 3rd 13 |
Blows cocks. Rather record myself taking a shit and listen to that for an hour.
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| 5.0 classic | Evergreen | January 27th 13 |
Perhaps the purest encapsulation of pure agony ever recorded- a firestorm of tortured screams, crushing riffs, and unceasing energy.
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| 4.5 superb | ILJ | November 25th 12 |
This album is good.
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| 5.0 classic | calgarydude12 | September 25th 12 |
Never thought this was going to be a 5 for me, then it just happened...
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| 5.0 classic | ArisLBM | August 30th 12 |
The definitive and seminal hardcore/mathcore/metalcore album. A must listen for fans of any of those genres. At first listen I didn't really like this band most likely because I wasn't into the style at the time. After listening to early metalcore bands like The Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, Poison The Well, Earth Crisis, and Zao I really gained an appreciation for this type of music. Then I revisited Converge, first listening to the "Jane Doe" album. Let me just start off by saying that this album/band is unlike anything I've heard before. Right off the bat, this album punches you right in the face. Everything from the insane vocal style to the dissonant and sporadic guitar riffs to the frantic drum playing and thundering bass. While this album is very in your face for the most part, you don't know what to expect next with the progressive and dynamic changes. Even though I haven't really read into the lyrics for the songs, I have a general sense of the story, and it is a powerful story at that. The album cover is almost as recognizable and iconic as Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side Of The Moon". It's a shame more metal heads don't listen to this band or this album, but I do recognize that this album is probably more revered in the hardcore punk scene. This album will always have a special place in my collection, and I will continue to follow this band till the day I die.
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| 5.0 classic | maninthebox | August 22nd 12 |
fucking classic:best songs: Homewrecker, The Broken Vow, and Jane Doe. every one is classic!
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| 5.0 classic | immortalizepain | August 5th 12 |
Seldom can we see a hardcore album to be critically successful, but alas, Converge has done it with their most famous masterpiece Jane Doe. With the intelligent lyrics, and insane acrobatic instrumentation, Jane Doe has altered a whole genre, proving that it should be at the top. Some may be put off by Jacob's "pig squeals", but it just needs a little time to get used to it. I recommend to listen to Homewrecker, and the two Phoenix. Really, a brutal and angry album.
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| 5.0 classic | TheCourage | July 16th 12 |
This is fuckin killer in any and every way. A large, and well directed step, for all metal music.
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| 5.0 classic | BrushedRed | July 10th 12 |
It's not for everyone, but for those who get it, it is a master-class in metalcore. It's noisy, it's chaotic, it's loud, it's wild, it's sad, but most of all, it's melodic and cathartic. It's hard to understand the lyrics as they go, but once they are read, they stay with the listener. All of the sounds with the emotions and the poetic lyricism create one of the finest metalcore albums around; it even touches the realm of psychedelic and shoegaze music. rThis album is really just an overload to the senses, but it is an overload in the best way possible. All of the feelings you feel on this album will be the same feeling you feel whenever you let your own Jane Doe run along. It is hopelessness, depression, heartbreak, anger, sadness, loneliness, and ultimately happiness and relief all cooked up in a ferocious, crazy album. Whether you love or hate our figure, Jane Doe, she is here to stay and has become an icon of the metalcore scene. 5/5
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| 5.0 classic | 9MgTar | May 12th 12 |
This album always makes me pause and think while enjoying the songs of the album that full of turmoil. when I first listened to this album, I said "wtf is this shit, it's just full of noise",very different from the songs that Unearth and parkway Drive made wich is my fave back then . I even started to liking bands wich i consider "Br00tal", but my ears refuse the sounds produced by Converge. I still do not understand what they want to express or their Purpose through this album. but after some time I tried, my ears and my brain finally began to receive the messages that they leave behind the mess they make in every song. behind the noise and chaos, I heard the beauty, a woman, who longed to be kissed by her lover, and that is Jane Doe.
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| 5.0 classic | SAPoodle | March 19th 12 |
The perfect album. Pure aggression, passion and emotion all work together to create one of the most important metal albums ever made.
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Indulging in their own anger and embracing the raw power behind the intention of their music, Converge has created a truly angry and thought provoking album that shows they have a perfect their sound to showcasing their sheer brilliance at conveying melodic emotion.
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| 4.5 superb | Metamorphosis | December 17th 11 |
This album, man. Whatever this monstrosity wants to be, it accomplishes that task. Quick and crushing or slow and atmospheric, Jane Doe is an uncompromising, Hellbound train which delves into the most primitive of human emotion.
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| 4.5 superb | viewerslikeyou | October 6th 11 |
Every time I hit my knee on my coffee table, Thaw starts playing in my head. Also one time one of my friends admitted to crying hxc tears while listening to Jane Doe once, after his dog died. So hxc.
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| 4.0 excellent | Whatsgood | July 12th 11 |
Of all the vocalists out there, I just cant get into Bannon. This album is still pretty sweet.
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| 3.5 great | sehguh | July 11th 11 |
Listened to this for the 2nd times, still don't get the hype... wish I could understand the lyrics cos apparently they're really good. Kinda hard to even follow the lyrics while reading em too. Will relist in a few weeks.
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| 5.0 classic | DarkhorseM16 | April 22nd 11 |
It's a real grower. Title track is my favorite song right now.
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| 5.0 classic | Scrambled | April 14th 11 |
Anyone who says that this album is inaccessible is completely right. I listened to this about 5 months ago and hated it, but recently decided what the hell and gave it another try. After 10 spins all the way through, I finally broke through the wall and now I cant get this album out of my head, its fucking incredible. believe the hype, this CD is great. this cd does beg the question though - can any cd be great after many many listens? Im not sure, but whatever im gunna go spin it again
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| 4.0 excellent | WhiteTieBlackJacket | March 10th 11 |
This record is pure, unadulterated hatred. Jacob Bannon sounds evil, even demonic, as he hails the end of a relationship; a mind-altering experience.
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| 5.0 classic | MopHeadOvMetal | March 5th 11 |
Classic Converge album. Even though other easily recognisable mathcore bands have their own classic album, I have never heard any other mathcore album reach the intensity and creativity of this one.
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| 5.0 classic | PinkBlackberry | February 23rd 11 |
because I really, really, REALLY want to be a fanboy like the rest of you.
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| 5.0 classic | BigTuna | January 27th 11 |
My heart's never been broken (bent but not broken), and I STILL just 5'd this shit.
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| 4.5 superb | iSkane | January 23rd 11 |
So much anger in such a small album. I love it. My favorite lyrics from the album: "a;kdslfa;oiexkjnvgwournwen;iusjogh" Brings tears to my eyes every time.
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| 5.0 classic | Sputniks #1 Cacti Hunter | November 22nd 10 |
(hits play for the first time) RAAA RAAA RAAA RAAA RAAA (holy fucking shit this is awesome!!!!!!)
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| 5.0 classic | geng | November 12th 10 |
The single greatest and most powerful outpouring of raw emotion ever put to record.
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| 5.0 classic | BringMeABrick | November 6th 10 |
Jane Doe is hands-down, the most emotionally involving album I have ever heard. But even if it didn't have that going for it, I'd still probably give it a 5 just for the songwriting, and how perfectly all the riffs and rhythms blend together. And let's not forget how it revolutionized extreme music, either.
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| 4.5 superb | Cavs | October 18th 10 |
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| 4.0 excellent | 00mee | October 8th 10 |
you sputnik fellows are right, this shit is br00tal. Apart from concubine, i find the first half a little underwhelming, however repeated listens ensure this album as a masterpiece of emotion, brutality and absolute anarchy. I love it.
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| 5.0 classic | NeutralThunder12 | September 22nd 10 |
With "Jane Doe", Converge have created the most punishing, guttural and piercing metalcore album to ever exist. It tells a familiar tale in an incredibly compelling and original way, through barely decipherable shrieked lyrics (which oddly enough, are decipherable perfectly at the albums most lyrically important moments) and an incredibly raw and chaotic atmosphere. Bannon's vocals and articulation on here are really otherworldly; while I can understand the hate for his style it literally fits perfectly on the album musically and conceptually. Musically, Bannon's high pitched wails present the story in a unique way, because most of the lyrics seen in the lyric booklet aren't even decipherable at most times through Bannon's desperate cries, but only come out at the albums pinnacle points lyrically. This is a risky, but original and satisfying move, and a hell of a compelling way to tell a story. Koller's drumming is sharp and perfect, Ballou's guitar work is sinister and even more perfect, and the atmosphere that all of these things create is simply unreal. "Jane Doe" is a story about heartbreak and anger, propelled to new heights with Bannon's whines and Ballou's incredible atmospheric touches. Best metalcore and worth the acclaim.
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| 5.0 classic | lukempls | September 21st 10 |
Most rewarding listening experience I've ever had.
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| 4.0 excellent | sEby146 | August 12th 10 |
It isn't very coherent, but its still pretty amazing.
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| 4.5 superb | MUNGOLOID | August 9th 10 |
I can almost never understand what the fuck he's saying but damn dem lyrics are good. The music rapes my ears and makes me its bitch, that's a good thing.
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| 5.0 classic | Zwiebel | July 18th 10 |
So this is by far the best piece of music that I've ever heard. I doubt that there will ever be a record in my life that comes even close to Jane Doe.
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| 0.0 | tokilltheking | July 4th 10 |
One Of My Favorite Metal Albums, and one of my favorite of the decade. Although the whole album features some of the heaviest and unrelenting music( except for Hell To pay). Jane Doe is beutiful all the same
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| 5.0 classic | canvasofdeath | July 2nd 10 |
anyone who doesn't love this record probably shouldnt be my friend
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| 5.0 classic | SeanFracture | June 29th 10 |
An utterly perfect metalcore record, start to finish.
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| 4.5 superb | Ralphims | June 16th 10 |
Ear blisteringly good, heavy, technically sound, and intense, got to love it.
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| 0.0 | rasputin | May 13th 10 |
lol did someone compare converge to anaal nakrath?
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| 5.0 classic | LastLight | February 1st 10 |
Truly one of the best albums I have ever heard. While not melodically impressive, the extremely high level of emotion and chaos make for an overwhelming, but gratifying listen. Converge are in a league of their own.
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| 5.0 classic | Jaskolkaaa | January 29th 10 |
I'm so glad this grew on me. Jacob Bannon can write some great lyrics.
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| 4.0 excellent | deathmetal101 | November 25th 09 |
after many listens, ive come to realize this is a great album
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| 5.0 classic | Jips | October 30th 09 |
Impossible to say something bad about this album...
Greatness such as this just doesn't happen...
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| 0.0 | ConorMichaelJoseph | March 23rd 09 |
Yes, I despise the Metalcore genre and many of the bands under its name. I find the music repetitive, boring, samey, lame and pathetic in its attempts to be br00tul. But then I heard this album and I was literally knocked out of my seat. In fact I may have jizzed in my pants a little bit. Album rules.
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| 4.5 superb | Umb | July 24th 08 |
Consuming this CD unleashes in me the actual want for smashing raw meat with my head. Awesome!
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| 5.0 classic | irontusk | February 20th 08 |
With Jane Doe, Converge redefined and re explored Metal as a genre for me. With its demonic riffs and technically beautiful drum and bass lines, Jane Doe offers everything to the listener. Stand out tracks include Bitter And Then Some, Thaw and Homewrecker. What I like best about this album is the lack of double kick on it. In a genre where over use of the kick is standard, it is refreshing to hear one footed brutal beats.
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| 5.0 classic | funhouse | November 6th 07 |
A disjointed, technical, disgusting, and strangely beautiful release. Converge's epic and uncompromising Jane Doe may be the greatest grindcore album released...ever. Songs range from the positively epic title track to the raging and technical masterpieces of "Concubine" and "Fault and Fracture", and track lengths are as little as fourty-two seconds and stretch to 11 minutes. With Jane Doe, Converge established themselves as one of the most important bands of a generation.
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| 5.0 classic | faultandfracture | October 24th 07 |
One of the most fascinating releases in punk/hardcore ever. Their sound comes from seemingly impossible places and converges (hehe, get it?!) to one narrow pathway that leads to the hardcore utopia. I can hear sounds from Scandinavian d-beat, San Diego and New Jersey screamo (or whatever you call it now), Rorschach (most obviously), doom metal, ambient, and the absolutely necessary influence of 80s American hardcore punk and thrash metal. The most beautiful (and simultaneously scary) "metalcore" album I've ever heard in my life.
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| 4.5 superb | joey2828 | May 28th 07 |
I did not at all expect to like Jane Doe, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Screaming vocals, fast and powerful drumming, crazy guitar, and everything of that sort. A lot of bands have this formula and screw it up, but Converge does it VERY RIGHT. So right that it KICKS BUTT.
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| 3.5 great | Elmo | November 22nd 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | T5Cx | October 13th 24 |
| 4.5 superb | Lani | September 8th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | jhop | August 27th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | AmonZ | April 23rd 24 |
| 5.0 classic | Tool1 | February 24th 24 |
| 3.5 great | doofy | January 9th 24 |
| 4.0 excellent | Avet | October 21st 23 |
| 3.5 great | CamiloG | September 6th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | borkle | August 20th 23 |
| 5.0 classic | Verdr | July 25th 23 |
| 3.5 great | s0nicx | July 13th 23 |
| 5.0 classic | Observer EMERITUS | June 26th 23 |
| 5.0 classic | Glovoc | April 12th 23 |
| 4.5 superb | Gimbi | March 19th 23 |
| 5.0 classic | oqud | March 7th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | MiguelSS | February 22nd 23 |
| 5.0 classic | dess05 | January 23rd 23 |
| 2.0 poor | Tundra | January 15th 23 |
| 5.0 classic | Shwany | January 13th 23 |
| 3.5 great | Timmy | January 12th 23 |
| 5.0 classic | delta00 | December 23rd 22 |
| 5.0 classic | Blaidd | November 28th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Deebo05 | November 25th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | altmjw | November 21st 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | memnite | November 13th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | dmo721 | October 30th 22 |
| 5.0 classic | TSI3 | October 13th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jopa26 | October 12th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Kinski | September 12th 22 |
| 5.0 classic | g40st | September 8th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | MvdW | September 4th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Boreque | September 2nd 22 |
| 5.0 classic | 0range | July 17th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | strayk | July 8th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Squip | July 1st 22 |
| 5.0 classic | sr388 | June 19th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | June 14th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Arche | May 22nd 22 |
| 5.0 classic | FunJan | April 26th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Zalr | April 1st 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dubboop | March 10th 22 |
| 3.5 great | sicky | February 1st 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Brains | January 31st 22 |
| 4.5 superb | Above | January 20th 22 |
| 5.0 classic | Iteidem | January 1st 22 |
| 5.0 classic | YRI | December 30th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | x1balb4 | December 30th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | qt | December 29th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | egobag | December 24th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | DType | December 9th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Daymare | December 8th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Azrael | December 1st 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Arctick | November 24th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Mewcopa0 | November 20th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | kolbasa | November 19th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | Drifts | November 19th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | tekth | November 8th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | Bulgaro | November 7th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | Luna | November 4th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Lvxfra | October 22nd 21 |
| 5.0 classic | muevert | October 17th 21 |
| 2.5 average | Spag | October 8th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jaxer | October 5th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | DocBass | September 18th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | xlev | September 10th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Xizon | September 8th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | Zakusz | August 20th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | LilPeep | August 19th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | iGuter | July 22nd 21 |
| 5.0 classic | SxSxB | July 21st 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Jerrad | July 3rd 21 |
| 2.0 poor | fog CONTRIBUTOR | June 30th 21 |
| 2.5 average | anode | June 12th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | Dogie | April 30th 21 |
| 5.0 classic | daolso | April 27th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Harlz | February 27th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | RobiM | February 7th 21 |
| 4.5 superb | Ewgads | January 22nd 21 |
| 5.0 classic | cfg26 | January 12th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lassie | December 18th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | Stufy2 | December 17th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | aaronrkc | December 15th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | Hehe | December 14th 20 |
| 3.5 great | DANcore | December 12th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | Oobaloo | November 30th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | carved | November 19th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Vojtino | November 19th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | DashBoi | November 9th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | joseph | November 2nd 20 |
| 5.0 classic | branm25 | November 1st 20 |
| 3.5 great | remi | November 1st 20 |
| 5.0 classic | jayoc81 | October 25th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | StBrox | October 22nd 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Brabiz | October 12th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | gorp | September 29th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | RedBol | September 27th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | nebbo | September 27th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Metaxu | September 23rd 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Since | July 26th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | hel9000 | July 20th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Trey STAFF | July 15th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Kevin | July 15th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | shira | July 14th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Belbew | June 26th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | luetin | June 18th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sowing STAFF | May 11th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Xirae | May 8th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Zac124 | April 28th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Azazzel | April 17th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ziggity | April 14th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | Trem16 | April 10th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | alxysm | April 9th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | xxm | March 22nd 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | alexkea | March 5th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | Suyan | February 27th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | AddiQui | February 26th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | telos | February 23rd 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Vertecks | February 18th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | dabisco | February 10th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Wraecca | February 7th 20 |
| 2.0 poor | jc3494 | February 7th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | CK1991 | January 30th 20 |
| 5.0 classic | Jerbzz | January 19th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | peahat | January 13th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | Emily | December 18th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | decent | December 10th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | lewzis | December 4th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | OkBoomer | November 28th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Koshino | November 26th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | canczar | November 4th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | paulxc | October 25th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | cvlts | October 24th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Zeuzo | October 20th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | creed1 | October 19th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Mser94 | October 4th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | capes | September 26th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Aeon89 | September 24th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | HybridF | September 20th 19 |
| 3.5 great | Tom | September 12th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | skudboi | September 6th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | qwenta | September 3rd 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Secant | August 22nd 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Floofus | August 16th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | john | August 5th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | kodama | August 4th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Jakerb | June 24th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Dama | June 15th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | josh | June 10th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | Adamn | May 8th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | BoiBoi | May 4th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | Roidv | April 26th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | Onater | April 26th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | radish | April 22nd 19 |
| 5.0 classic | kleggi | April 9th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | adios | April 8th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | k1ngy6 | March 30th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | Kurai | March 5th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Johnagan | February 28th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Josh | February 27th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | MAN0 | February 21st 19 |
| 4.5 superb | NateMa | February 20th 19 |
| 4.5 superb | crab | January 29th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | LRS94 | January 12th 19 |
| 2.0 poor | hotttt | January 9th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | zbyna | December 29th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Josh | November 21st 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Nacen | November 17th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | emmny | November 16th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | dunnope | November 10th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | ARDCWE | November 2nd 18 |
| 3.5 great | Nine | October 14th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Moui13 | October 12th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Casavir | October 11th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | inthox | October 6th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | cav63 | October 5th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Acme | September 29th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Daedus | September 17th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Scott | September 4th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Kroehny | September 1st 18 |
| 5.0 classic | alamo | August 18th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | AGumby | August 8th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Roomex | July 29th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Kasper | July 18th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Boivin | July 9th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | CGayda | June 19th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | bras42 | June 16th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | DJD1ed | June 14th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Haon | June 9th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | DefOs | June 6th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Emo | May 9th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | goy | April 11th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | Sam C. | March 26th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Rausku | March 25th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Viot | March 20th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ectier | March 14th 18 |
| 4.5 superb | DBGKVX | February 21st 18 |
| 5.0 classic | pengui | January 30th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | ArvidL | January 26th 18 |
| 3.5 great | Loch | January 20th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | Crushd | January 4th 18 |
| 5.0 classic | facundo | December 28th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | mvtante | December 25th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | tancrni | December 19th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Fear | December 9th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Rdv | December 2nd 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Stain95 | December 1st 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | snakesc | November 29th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | bbgames | November 18th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Sine | November 17th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | kogli | November 17th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | tom6 | November 14th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Bismark | November 11th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Ceg | November 9th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | junkome | November 8th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | placko1 | November 8th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | BigT | November 6th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Pho3nix | November 3rd 17 |
| 4.5 superb | neikos | November 3rd 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Jekub | October 27th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | tellah | October 19th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | ctay145 | October 15th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | MrSu | October 3rd 17 |
| 5.0 classic | ksolan | September 19th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Rambles | September 10th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | P0laris | September 9th 17 |
| 3.0 good | doc23 | August 31st 17 |
| 5.0 classic | AriDoe | August 23rd 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Corney | August 17th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | gschwen | August 10th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | papudo | August 7th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | furpa | August 5th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | bentl | July 31st 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Moge | July 29th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Ganow | July 18th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Enzx | July 12th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | YeeHaw | July 11th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | DRusso | July 4th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Honza | July 2nd 17 |
| 5.0 classic | nbats | June 30th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Eminor | May 24th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jeejee | May 11th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | greg17 | April 29th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Pon EMERITUS | April 29th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Chongy | April 11th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Scrym | April 5th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | BoJean | March 23rd 17 |
| 5.0 classic | Jedaum | March 23rd 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Vamos | March 17th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | Pleb | March 17th 17 |
| 4.5 superb | RMHQ | March 15th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dan H. EMERITUS | March 9th 17 |
| 3.0 good | Shamus248 CONTRIBUTOR | February 21st 17 |
| 5.0 classic | 2ool | February 15th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Korpcun | January 18th 17 |
| 5.0 classic | bSmith | January 13th 17 |
| 3.5 great | ian b. | January 10th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | manu8a | December 29th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Dmitri | December 18th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Adamrk | December 16th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | El Olam | November 27th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | jsounnd | November 25th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Jankus | November 18th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | BHAR | November 15th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Swarm | November 14th 16 |
| 3.5 great | Krvst | November 6th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | uhh | October 31st 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Cormano | October 13th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | lumucc | October 4th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | fejoob | October 1st 16 |
| 5.0 classic | KMassam | September 30th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | md5 | September 23rd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Irving EMERITUS | September 12th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | CVort | September 11th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | old | September 1st 16 |
| 5.0 classic | hybreda | August 27th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | trve | August 12th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Ankit | August 10th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Ma1ze | August 7th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Yep321 | July 22nd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | gilly | July 21st 16 |
| 4.5 superb | stakis | July 9th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | bnyby | June 25th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Caecus | June 22nd 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Jiag | June 22nd 16 |
| 5.0 classic | ywhiat | June 18th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | BenCee | June 6th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | NLD | May 19th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | SB129 | May 16th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Snide | May 15th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | Sapee | May 14th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | Prune | May 1st 16 |
| 5.0 classic | tgdv | April 26th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | loulou | April 22nd 16 |
| 2.5 average | marggy | April 22nd 16 |
| 3.5 great | CAFSF | April 16th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | otomok | April 10th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | N2B3J | April 3rd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Omeggia | March 22nd 16 |
| 4.5 superb | random | March 17th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | ruined7 | February 25th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | bobby72 | February 12th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | HurtBoa | February 11th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | imsane | February 10th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | inxcio | January 24th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | zxlkho | January 23rd 16 |
| 2.5 average | 8genre | January 5th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | huxflux | January 3rd 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | mrfixit | December 29th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Keira | December 28th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | tofue | December 27th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Mall | December 21st 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Kurazz | November 26th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Pegana | November 23rd 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Vail | November 21st 15 |
| 4.5 superb | morry | November 17th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | btati | November 12th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Iuna | November 12th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | IchigoK | November 8th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | November 5th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tom R. CONTRIBUTOR | November 5th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | peanut | November 4th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | sheep | October 28th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | maglib | October 26th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | OwenMz | October 19th 15 |
| 2.0 poor | Fozzie | October 19th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | elch21 | October 15th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Jordan M. EMERITUS | October 13th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | ayylmao | October 5th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | torts | October 5th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | theswayy | September 24th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | v1x4l | September 22nd 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Sleeves | September 5th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | trvvve | September 4th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Evenoss | September 4th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Fort23 | September 3rd 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Artax36 | September 2nd 15 |
| 3.5 great | Mojito | August 30th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | JGreeb | August 24th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | chunto | August 21st 15 |
| 5.0 classic | mzeet | August 16th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | djentsy | August 7th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Garm | August 3rd 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Froot | July 26th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Thaw | July 24th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | avf13 | July 4th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Wolfe | June 29th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | JKoppe | June 26th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | boab92 | June 22nd 15 |
| 3.0 good | Lech | June 11th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Tywuhh | June 11th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | p4p | May 17th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | lxxwj | May 17th 15 |
| 2.5 average | ztew3y | May 1st 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | quorf | April 25th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Runeii | April 16th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | fdrc | April 14th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | tekkan | April 9th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Tb1114 | March 24th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | BrentV | March 24th 15 |
| 4.7 superb | Deviant. STAFF | March 24th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Astred | March 20th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | XottoX | March 17th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | cb123 | March 7th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Schwan | March 5th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | FVS | March 2nd 15 |
| 3.0 good | Lours | February 27th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | ToddDC | February 20th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | mdrive | February 19th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sacul | February 15th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | nbrick | February 14th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Abraxas | February 11th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | iluvbvb | February 1st 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Loge | January 31st 15 |
| 4.5 superb | guy | January 22nd 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Nigtwig | January 15th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | MikeBG | January 14th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | mRA | January 10th 15 |
| 4.5 superb | Aaron77 | December 24th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Naeveo | December 20th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | Titan | December 17th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | slaps | December 16th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | MattyF | December 13th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | "Tab" | December 13th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Mien | December 7th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | P0nto | December 5th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Digis | November 29th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Corinth | November 26th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | emoturd | November 22nd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ayl | November 18th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Mumakil | November 15th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | ASZend | November 14th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Morina | October 30th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Laymi | October 30th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Pollux | October 25th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Dizchu | October 23rd 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Jamper | October 16th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | dmr123 | October 16th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Pheenix | October 15th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | McJesus | October 10th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | FLRTE | October 9th 14 |
| 3.5 great | ajc1956 | September 29th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | betray | September 29th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | wishdis | September 23rd 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Emmur3 | September 19th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | kyjelly | September 18th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | ngk44 | September 12th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jade | September 11th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Geefawl | September 10th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Xaeln | September 10th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Mercy | September 9th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | ADV123 | September 8th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Xar | September 5th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Guzzo10 | August 29th 14 |
| 3.5 great | tyler | August 27th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Marxman | August 23rd 14 |
| 4.5 superb | sje45 | August 4th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | TaMo | July 29th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | jimbon | July 24th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | eXxist | July 19th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | tene | July 16th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Dirkz | July 13th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | WBalls | July 6th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | wwba | June 29th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | robin | June 24th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | ale | June 15th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | SkaCali | June 13th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Smeg | June 12th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Benc | June 12th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Henry | June 11th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | LenZ | May 29th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | hoox | May 26th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | RobotE | May 25th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | jsaf7 | May 23rd 14 |
| 5.0 classic | botb | May 3rd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | rien333 | April 29th 14 |
| 3.5 great | ethos | April 28th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Fujay | April 20th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | pxdash | March 19th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | dre517 | March 10th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | enjoimx | March 6th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Adam | March 4th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | rc239 | February 28th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | aguzman | February 26th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | xbogx | February 26th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | Lunx | February 22nd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | stefantx | February 21st 14 |
| 4.5 superb | ryallen | February 19th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Rhaegar | February 16th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Nash J! | February 13th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Prole | February 10th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Nud | February 5th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | jlsg | February 3rd 14 |
| 3.0 good | Sebe | February 2nd 14 |
| 5.0 classic | dnig70 | February 1st 14 |
| 5.0 classic | msm008 | January 24th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Thibs | January 16th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Gtzk | January 5th 14 |
| 5.0 classic | Sithese | January 2nd 14 |
| 4.5 superb | ricdark | December 30th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | opie | December 24th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | balonkj | December 19th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | wil311 | December 18th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | ellagos | December 11th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | sicrvat | December 10th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | zundza | December 8th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | WEC | December 6th 13 |
| 2.5 average | hasv | December 2nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | ajzkvx | November 30th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | bjorkil | November 26th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | YakNips | November 25th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | hsb | November 24th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | chewhat | November 24th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | h0rsie | November 17th 13 |
| 3.5 great | hudso | November 17th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | bgf97 | November 13th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | COSM | November 9th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Wadlez | November 8th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Albus | November 7th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | unkle | November 6th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | kotsaja | October 21st 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Ralich | October 19th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Nethal | October 18th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Glokta | October 16th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | wil94 | October 14th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | sapient | October 11th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Suddy | October 7th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Greem | October 3rd 13 |
| 5.0 classic | w00t | October 1st 13 |
| 5.0 classic | inlimbo | September 28th 13 |
| 3.0 good | porch | September 26th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Scomadi | September 24th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | akimbo | September 18th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Epitome | September 14th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Atrophy | September 14th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Smial | September 11th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Hati | September 10th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | FlakMT | September 10th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | llll | September 9th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | slagun | August 31st 13 |
| 4.5 superb | adr | August 28th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Alaska | August 26th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | nomwein | August 26th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Freddey | August 26th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | J | August 22nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | wwf | August 16th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | LumpSum | August 12th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Cloud6 | August 11th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Gnome7 | August 10th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Cakey | July 25th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | SMUD | July 18th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Cha0s | July 18th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | lupot | July 13th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Ulshad | July 3rd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Whale | June 24th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Morf | June 18th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | tlhk | June 14th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Avirex | June 10th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | kowee | June 2nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Javis | May 29th 13 |
| 3.0 good | dosia | May 27th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Maxum | May 18th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Zar | May 17th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | LILT | May 15th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | E0N | May 1st 13 |
| 4.5 superb | grizz | April 29th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Hawey | April 27th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Tyrael | April 23rd 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Hieron | April 18th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Mike08 | April 15th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | tg103 | April 10th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | sevhar | April 6th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Aladin | April 5th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | APJ90 | April 2nd 13 |
| 5.0 classic | dobs | April 1st 13 |
| 4.5 superb | ffs | March 31st 13 |
| 4.5 superb | JIIKX | March 27th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | bobhwy | March 21st 13 |
| 3.5 great | Pox | March 20th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | thaylor | March 4th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | craven | March 3rd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | NeoSpaz | February 12th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Tobmast | February 11th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | JS19 | February 3rd 13 |
| 5.0 classic | mcg182 | February 2nd 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | kb36 | January 22nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Janson | January 22nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | gumi | January 22nd 13 |
| 3.5 great | Zamora | January 20th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Ramires | January 19th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Yubanme | January 16th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | pike27 | January 11th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Ethics | January 9th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | leycec | January 7th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Escain | January 6th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Weed | January 1st 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Crawl | December 30th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Zeg | December 30th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Inferis | December 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Rikardur | December 24th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Ecotone | December 23rd 12 |
| 5.0 classic | NAS96 | December 20th 12 |
| 2.5 average | Shimana | December 20th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Dodge | December 20th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Deaf | December 20th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | crimes | December 13th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Geehhh | December 13th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | mzi | December 12th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | CK | December 11th 12 |
| 3.0 good | facupm | December 11th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Turlerr | December 10th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Nikolai | December 5th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Sevhead | December 1st 12 |
| 4.5 superb | sebarf | November 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | MikeC26 | October 30th 12 |
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