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| 5.0 classic | toothpickdick | June 21st 14 |
I luv good albums, I was just giggling with my girlfriend Stella and she said this album is AWESOME and I TOTALLY agree! 80/80 (friends for life I wanna eat her does that make me evil? lol.) There's just something about the way BRITENEy sings, her voice is like so beutiful! But sheez so hot too omg I'd totally *** her. YES this is the bestg album and you KNOW it, I was orgasm so hard when I'm listening WOW I want her, uh, I meant it. I MEANT IT! XD lollol her siniging is perfect I want to just rape her
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Let's talk about the muchics. yeah, I love this album and you do to. Obviously :D!! my boyfriend gets so hard when he listens to the beats. basically a great *** album (yeah i sad it). Soooo if you wanna *** to sum music cause the beasts are so hard don't listen to metal stuff ok? I don't like scrams  . I wanna *** with my badass bitch music XD!!!!
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| 2.5 average | SuperstitionFantasy | December 3rd 13 |
She still not completely there with "Britney Jean".rHow Britney claimed this to be a "personal" album is beyond me, and it's kind of depressing to know that this was a really hyped album. There's a little less filler in this album, but still too much for me. Quite a few songs sound the same, yet there were a few standout tracks. "Passenger" was the best in my opinion.rThe Jamie Lynn Spears collab made me lol.
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| 2.5 average | Hot Bowser | March 5th 22 |
a more mature foray into her typical sweet but sexy with a highlight in perfume
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| 2.5 average | Bedex | April 5th 20 |
This album continues in the dance/summer festival/club direction the previous LP took, and pushes it to a point where the old Britney is now entirely gone. This feels more like a David Guetta album where Britney happens to contribute vocals. To be fair, while incredibly generic and frankly dumb, some of them are dangerously infectious, catchy, and I daresay kinda jammy. Come on 2, is fun, although it feels like the track would be better without Britney's input. 5 is as brainless as it gets but still fun and so is 6. Actually no, 7 is as brainless as it gets. But at that point in the album, it still felt like a low 3.0 area thing, although woefully generic. Sure 1 feels like it never starts although it has a nice intro, 3 is too long for how simple it is, and 4 has nice dance parts but the rest in between is boring (and also reuses the melody from Dragostea Din Tei?). After 7 though, it goes downhill. The intro to 8 is maybe the only non-generic sound happening in this album, but the song after that feels contrived, generic and a bit katy perry-esque. This is Britney aligning herself to the standard and not setting it any more. 9 is probably the worst track here on the sole ground that it is completely erratic, and alternates emotional bits with dance drops and groovy parts with no logic or flow whatsoever. The result is frankly boring and confusing. The closing track is entirely unmemorable. I don't rate bonus tracks, but 13 is symptomatic of this album with its absolute tomorrowlandcore composition, sort of bopiness, and general dumbness. Brtiney's gone it seems. 2.6
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| 1.5 very poor | PrestonWCondra | December 3rd 15 |
Not very good. Only good song here was "Passenger" which is a good song to drive to in the car, everything else should of been scrapped entirely. Sorry Britney but, this album was terribad.
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| 2.0 poor | caiotemon | February 10th 14 |
This is such a pop mistake, i don't even know where to begin when talking about how awful this was. You wanna destroy your immaculate discography? Just hire will.i.am.
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| 2.0 poor | Evy1234 | January 2nd 14 |
I listened to this album this morning and I found it excruciating to listen to. Britney Spears songs now lack lyrical content and purpose and compose only of failed attempts to chart. This is by using common behaviors in popular songs. Unfortunately, any album produced by will.i.am is shit. He writes terrible songs and terrible lyrics. Britney's voice has been butchered with over production and she just sounds like she is holding her noise. Do not buy
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| 2.5 average | Isaac George | December 8th 13 |
Whether Will.i.am is Britney's major influence and reason for Britney Jean's outcome, it's not enough of an excuse for this lifeless and suffocating album. If we wanted Britney's best we wouldn't have to channel it through autotune, stunted synths and all things Will.i.am.
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| 2.0 poor | gryndstone | December 6th 13 |
For what it's worth, Femme Fatale actually changed pop music by introducing it to dubstep. This doesn't really do anything new. Body Ache and Passenger are jams, but thats about it. Plus will.i.am helps produce 2/3 of the album. No thank you
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| 2.5 average | Furik | December 3rd 13 |
Britney's latest effort is somewhat of a disappointment compared to her previous efforts which were honestly more solid than this. Despite the singles 'Work Bitch' and 'Perfume', there's not a lot of stand out tracks that save the album. The production is top-notch and her voice is as great as ever but that's really it. No good top-radio singles like 'Hold It Against Me' and 'Til The World Ends'. I do recommend 'Tik Tik Boom' and 'Passenger' which could easily become singles.
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| 2.5 average | Sarah | October 22nd 24 |
| 1.5 very poor | Matty CONTRIBUTOR | September 22nd 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | Harlz | February 26th 21 |
| 3.0 good | Sowing STAFF | December 23rd 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Murat | July 26th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | casey | December 15th 19 |
| 1.5 very poor | El Olam | October 30th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | kodama | October 15th 19 |
| 3.0 good | dunnope | September 15th 18 |
| 2.5 average | LeoAV | March 28th 18 |
| 2.0 poor | kb3984 | December 3rd 17 |
| 2.0 poor | THFYH | November 7th 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Shamus CONTRIBUTOR | August 13th 16 |
| 2.0 poor | rasi | August 7th 16 |
| 2.5 average | Snide | May 14th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | March 6th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | February 15th 16 |
| 5.0 classic | somessy | November 8th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | ABlake | October 23rd 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | Aldrin | June 13th 15 |
| 1.5 very poor | fuzzbutt | December 30th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Irving EMERITUS | December 29th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Krimea | December 24th 14 |
| 2.0 poor | Haunt | September 7th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | LepreCon | September 3rd 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | Chosen | July 17th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | popking | June 13th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Renba7 | April 25th 14 |
| 1.5 very poor | tejas | December 28th 13 |
| 2.5 average | wil311 | December 11th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Nrap | December 10th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | FlakMT | December 8th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | evander | December 7th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Regalia | December 6th 13 |
| 3.0 good | BSX | December 6th 13 |
| 3.0 good | mvdu | December 6th 13 |
| 2.5 average | chayka | December 5th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Hep Kat | December 5th 13 |
| 2.0 poor | Rudy K. EMERITUS | December 3rd 13 |
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