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|0.0 ||MadMikeLove | October 13th 13|
will probably be a giant pile of dogshit. to paraphrase what someone what someone said on the site before, it sounds like listening to djent underwater lol. 9 string guitars wat.
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|2.0 poor||Eucatastrophe CONTRIBUTOR | October 17th 13|
I never thought I'd miss wanking as much as I did when I listened to this...
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|2.5 average||DrKok2Puss | October 19th 13|
Would have given it a 2 tbh but I still have faith in Glass Cloud to not turn into a chugfest band, they've simply got too much talent, The Royal Thousand shows that. It's just an angry EP, nothing more. Wait for another full length to form an opinion on where this band is heading.
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|1.5 very poor||Antigen | May 12th 14|
This EP is just a fucking chug fest. Although their full length had heavy chug sections it was nothing like this awful EP!!!! Where are the melodic sections, and the interesting song structures.... Chugga!! Chugga!! Chugga!! Chugga!! Chugga!!
|1.0 awful||pmmets07 | November 13th 13|
i haven't insta-oned an album in a while but this seems like a prime candidate
|0.0 ||indigonowhere EMERITUS | November 12th 13|
That title is up there with Born of Osiris' newest... Shit, guys.
|2.0 poor||Kronzo | October 30th 13|
This album is an absolute snoozefest, it's filled to the brim with breakdowns and syncopated 9 string chug bits. Perfect War Forever takes everything melodic and interesting from The Royal Thousand and swaps it for a buttload of binarycore. Also, the production is pretty bad here, with the guitars being way too muddy and unclear in the mix. There are a couple good moments scattered across the EP ("Lilac" is a highlight) and some head-bobbing parts that wouldn't be out of place on a Danza album, but overall you're probably not going to remember much after listening to this.
|3.0 good||snerefedsav | October 28th 13|
every song sounds exactly the same and they took out pretty much everything that was interesting on the royal thousand. however, these songs are extremely fun live
|0.0 ||thesoundofsymmetry | October 22nd 13|
I don't believe this EP is awful, it's pretty decent imo. Though, it doesn't come close to The Royal Thousand, I just think this is meant to be an angry, hard hitting EP, and nothing more. Nothing to techinical, but aggresive.
|3.0 good||AtBRareform | October 21st 13|
This isn't nearly as bad as it's being made out to be. It's not as good as The Royal Thousand though.
|3.5 great||LilLioness | October 21st 13|
The sheer awfulness of this EP is overhyped (a common thing in music nowadays), but the release is indeed weak in comparison to The Royal Thousand. There is far too much pandering to the young and violent crowd. Standout: "How to Survive Suicide"
|2.0 poor||crowing51 | October 20th 13|
It's like they turned in every good thing they had on The Royal Thousand for a 9 string instead.
|0.0 ||OverSlyZed | October 19th 13|
A piece of shit chugfest without any melody or enjoyable parts...
|2.0 poor||Slapmedo | October 18th 13|
What did i just listen toYour soundoff was too short, it has to be at least 50 charactersr
|2.0 poor||Comatorium. | October 18th 13|
Why the fuck did I have to watch these fuckers open for the chariot last night what the fuck
|3.0 good||Unapt | February 5th 17|
|2.0 poor||tellah | December 1st 16|
|3.5 great||snakesc | November 29th 16|
|4.0 excellent||betray | May 31st 16|
|2.5 average||SYL | December 7th 15|
|3.0 good||Haon | August 26th 15|
|4.0 excellent||Eocene | August 20th 15|
|2.5 average||Fujay | April 20th 14|
|1.5 very poor||fordsoad | December 29th 13|
|2.5 average||ellagos | December 2nd 13|
|3.0 good||hudso | November 16th 13|
|2.5 average||Diglett | November 13th 13|
|3.5 great||bgf97 | November 12th 13|
|1.0 awful||Zeg | November 11th 13|
|3.0 good||jmh886 | October 23rd 13|
|2.0 poor||Thor | October 20th 13|
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