Sachiko M   Bar Sachiko
1.7
very poor
Release Date: 2004
Tracklist

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1.5 very poorPanoptic | February 14th 13





















18 Bumps | Bump

0.0 iloveyouall | April 8th 16

baby, is this a sine?

13 Bumps | Bump

1.5 very poorMistaCrave | September 26th 15

How do you even rate this anything other than 1? Like, for a 3, the reasoning would be something ridiculous like, "Well, I really dug the first sine wave, but the second one just wasn't my thing."

8 Bumps | Bump

2.0 poorovrot rocks; he's the man | September 20th 15

Noise Matters and Electroacoustic Happenings Magazine's album of the year

8 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulTunaboy45 | June 19th 16

Words fail me, this is like Yoko Ono if she had a lobotomy.

6 Bumps | Bump

2.0 poorWorst User of All Time Agreed | September 21st 15

I like the part where it goes "beep"


EDIT: According to PunchedPeach I'm a tryhard memelord apparently


6 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulSandwichBubble | May 27th 16

Sachiko M was awarded the prize for The Best Composition category at the "55th The Japan Record awards."


Why?


3 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulzaruyache | October 25th 15

If you've ever wondered what it's like to have tinnitus, then boy do I have a record for you!

3 Bumps | Bump

0.0 modpack | January 20th 17

sine wave swag

2 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulKirk Bowman STAFF | February 10th 16

just because art is unusual does not mean that it has merit. this is the best example of that principle I think I will ever find.

2 Bumps | Bump

0.0 PunchedPeach72 | October 25th 15

Anyone who gives this anything higher than a 1 is a try hard memelord

2 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfuliReturnToDust | October 3rd 15

"what" the album

2 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulDaryl the Beryl | January 8th 18

Didn't even make it past the five minute mark of this, because what I heard is what I'll hear for the rest of the album. And it's just noise.

1 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulA.R.O. STAFF | January 27th 17

Stays with you in the worst way possible -- you'll have that ringing in your ears for a long while to follow.

Why oh why did I listen to the whole thing?


1 Bumps | Bump

2.0 poorGhostOfSarcasticBtrd | November 13th 16

Grooves hard af.

1 Bumps | Bump

0.0 I highly doubt he put himself through that length of experimental techno | June 19th 16

t. embryo

1 Bumps | Bump

0.0 Your Favorite Lurker | October 25th 15

Sachiko I don't understand you in the slightest but okay

1 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulChaoticVortex | October 25th 15

Like Lou Reed's Metal Music Machine this is an epitome of anti-music, guaranteed to clear any room of humans in record time. I doubt even Sachiko listed though the entiere record.

1 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulCamiloG | October 16th 15

Bar Sachiko is one of those musical experiences you really want to forget, but that annoying beep can haunt the listener long time after he hits the stop button in the media player. This is the most pointless example of "music", there's nothing in here, no emotion from the artist, the only emotions are those that arise from the exposure to this awful record. And my main emotion is from stress and anger after hearing this.

1 Bumps | Bump

1.5 very poorJared Floryan | September 21st 15

Either somebody's oven timer keeps going off or an extremely long string of profanities is being bleeped out. I appreciate what Sachiko was attempting to do, but Bar Sachiko is one of those music releases with a concept that sounds much better in written form than it does audio. It might not be so difficult in the end, but don't even think about overanalyzing this.

1 Bumps | Bump

0.5 Scuro EMERITUS | September 7th 15

The concept and questions this might inspire about what constitutes music at least give this a purpose for existing, but as an aural experience, this is painful.

1 Bumps | Bump

3.0 goodhttps://www.last.fm/user/drink_isaac | August 7th 19

honestly, this isnt as bad as everyone says it is.

Bump

0.0 sean | May 28th 17

All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy
All sine wave and no music makes Jack a dull boy

Bump

0.0 Finn Baker | April 2nd 17

And I thought Vomir was unnecessary.

Bump

1.0 awfuluser user | January 20th 17

https://www.google.com/#q=wet+fart+onomatopoeia

Bump

5.0 classicDunderbus | January 19th 24
1.0 awfulbreadisdead | September 10th 23
2.5 averagePlzRejectConsumerism | July 23rd 23
1.0 awfulWav0fmutilation | May 16th 22
1.5 very poornewoldnew | December 20th 21
1.0 awfultellah | July 1st 21
1.0 awfulOobaloo | June 26th 21
1.0 awfulkodama | December 30th 19
1.0 awfulloves uplifting twinkly bs | July 11th 19
1.0 awfulXPeriment | June 12th 19
5.0 classicFlugkillerMcLibtardx | November 21st 18
1.0 awfulCasavir | October 3rd 18
3.5 greatoltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick | October 2nd 18
1.0 awfulKernel Kane | September 29th 18
1.0 awfulC. Deez | September 28th 18
1.0 awfulBlazinBlitzer | July 7th 18
2.5 averageGrande challenges, with an almost Swiftian level of defiance and hostility. | June 19th 18
1.0 awfulSteakByrnes | May 15th 18
1.0 awfulDinosaurJones | March 15th 18
1.0 awfulMeta123 | January 7th 18
1.0 awfulNordicMindset | January 7th 18
1.0 awfulpeacebone | January 6th 18
1.0 awfulswipenet | December 10th 17
1.5 very poorDalton DuBois | November 26th 17
1.0 awfulShaquilleONeal | November 14th 17
1.0 awfulslut for crescendos | September 13th 17
5.0 classicBirthDefectBobby | May 16th 17
1.0 awfulCthulhuFhtagn | April 29th 17
3.0 goodAnimalsAsSummit | April 20th 17
1.0 awfulmondrian | April 18th 17
1.0 awfulRom Chegs | April 3rd 17
2.5 averageCompostCompote | April 2nd 17
2.0 poorEphemeralEternity | April 1st 17
1.0 awfulTrundle | March 23rd 17
1.5 very poorGhandhiLion | March 18th 17
1.0 awfulsavsaili | March 11th 17
1.0 awfulRik VII (sound-off ratings out of 10) | March 10th 17
1.0 awfulEl Olam | January 20th 17
1.5 very poorMitch Worden EMERITUS | January 20th 17
1.5 very poorfigurehead of "built different" EMERITUS | January 20th 17
1.0 awfulNathaniel | January 20th 17
3.0 goodUndineParty | January 20th 17
1.0 awfulunderskore | January 15th 17
3.0 goodShrektacular | December 17th 16
1.0 awfulRusydi 'Abe' Farhan | December 15th 16
5.0 classicScarce | December 1st 16
1.0 awfulT5Cx | November 15th 16
2.5 averagepornogrindtheater | November 13th 16
1.0 awfulthe strange autumnal pleasure of 5-ing a 3.5 | November 12th 16
5.0 classicuhh | November 2nd 16
1.5 very poorfedericogambato | October 24th 16
1.0 awfulNervousBreakdown | October 16th 16
1.0 awfulFullOfSounds | September 15th 16
1.0 awfulTadlfm | September 9th 16
1.0 awfulBenThatsMyJamin | September 2nd 16
1.0 awfulBallsDeep | September 2nd 16
1.5 very poorHenry | August 26th 16
1.0 awfulLebsbian | August 1st 16
1.0 awfulgilly | July 10th 16
1.5 very poorSnide | June 21st 16
2.5 averageTom R. CONTRIBUTOR | June 21st 16
5.0 classicbreakingthefragile | June 21st 16
1.0 awfulINTERNATIONAL POPSTAR STEVEN WILSON | June 21st 16
1.0 awfulRolling Girl | June 20th 16
1.0 awfulDan H. EMERITUS | June 20th 16
1.0 awfulberrydingle | June 20th 16
1.5 very poorAvagantamos | June 19th 16
1.0 awfulYou should pay me to tell you what to listen to, really | June 19th 16
4.0 excellentCapnJizz | June 11th 16
5.0 classictorts | May 26th 16
1.0 awfulZack Lorenzen CONTRIBUTOR | May 24th 16
1.0 awfulclaygurnz | May 24th 16
1.0 awfultrve | May 24th 16
2.3 averagepraise jimmy EMERITUS | May 24th 16
1.0 awfulHerbie Chrost | May 24th 16
2.5 averageJade | May 23rd 16
1.0 awfulHeavyMetalSnail | May 9th 16
5.0 classicMrNippleLipz | April 4th 16
1.0 awfulmortifierftw | March 13th 16
1.0 awfulPavera | March 11th 16
5.0 classicACrandyReturns | February 19th 16
1.0 awfulRadioSuicide | February 5th 16
1.0 awfuljtswope | February 4th 16
1.5 very poorMrs. Pain~~ | December 7th 15
1.0 awfulihateeverything | November 19th 15
1.0 awfulBorisBritva | November 16th 15
2.0 poorYakNips | November 11th 15
4.5 superbHeckToPay | November 8th 15
1.0 awfuldtsanchez | November 6th 15
2.0 poorStreetsofSimCity | October 29th 15
1.0 awfulTotengott | October 27th 15
5.0 classicJoeMcSatanBalls | October 19th 15
2.5 averageASnideReturns | October 16th 15
1.0 awfulGameofmetal EMERITUS | October 14th 15
1.0 awfulchemicalmarriage | October 14th 15
1.0 awfulOvTrvth | October 14th 15
1.0 awfulVomitself | October 11th 15
1.0 awfulDoofusWainwright | October 8th 15
2.5 averagebmelt CONTRIBUTOR | September 27th 15
1.0 awfulNishe | September 26th 15
1.0 awfulAftertheascension | September 26th 15
2.5 averagedbilidb | September 26th 15
1.0 awfulQorx | September 26th 15
1.0 awfulresident sputbirb with fancy hat | September 25th 15
1.0 awfulInFlamesWeThrash666 | September 24th 15
1.0 awful420YoloSwag420 | September 22nd 15
1.0 awfultrvvve | September 20th 15
1.0 awfulNBA | September 20th 15
1.0 awfulJP Patino Izquierdo | September 20th 15
1.0 awfuldaberu | September 19th 15
2.0 pooryuneek | September 18th 15
2.5 averageYou say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk | September 16th 15
2.0 poorRuneii | September 16th 15
1.0 awfulzakalwe | September 15th 15
1.0 awfulSevengill | September 15th 15
2.0 poorWolfe | September 15th 15
1.0 awfulRight-clicker mentality | September 14th 15
1.0 awfulRadicalEd | September 14th 15
1.0 awfulCyclotron | September 6th 15
4.0 excellentGrandpaSeth3000 | November 23rd 13
1.0 awfulWinesburgohio STAFF | August 30th 13
1.0 awfulDrew Tyler | June 3rd 13
1.0 awfuloogie0 | June 2nd 13
2.0 poorYou Are My Everlovin' | June 1st 13
2.0 poorExit Sense | January 25th 13

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