| 0.0 | aqualungcancer | December 21st 12 | They got friggin Chris Chan himself on the cover. God dang it.
5 Bumps | Bump |
| 3.5 great | smexican | December 25th 12 | Dece album but way to rip off HORSE the band, guys.
2 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | cameraeye | December 22nd 12 | 10 songs and 13:31 of brutality. A great full length, though the production could be better. The songs come off as really demo like and the vocals appear (intentionally?) muffled.
2 Bumps | Bump |
| 0.0 | infantile bubble dweller | February 6th 13 | Woah, great lo-fidie prod. Love the vox. Great job following in the footsteps of Riotous Moonlight Street Sign Siren Song with the riffing guitar buzz strings.
Bump |
| 0.0 | zaruyache | January 12th 13 | Best band ever 50 characters rah rah rah jskl;afjsal
Bump |
| 0.0 | wacknizzle | December 25th 12 | Avoid this like the plague because it is. r
Bump |
| 1.5 very poor | Wolfe | March 15th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | paxman | January 12th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Weedon | January 9th 13 |
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