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| 3.5 great | MisterTornado | November 24th 12 |
If The Room gets a dystopian tech-noir rehaul in 2085, I urge who's ever reading this to wake up Tommy Wiseau from his cryogenic tomb below Area 51 and hand him this, the soundtrack.
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| 0.0 | breakingthefragile | November 28th 12 |
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how rcan he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one's self, known as "transcendence," is essentially a gateway to runlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and roverwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.
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| 0.0 | SachikoM | October 22nd 15 |
I almost forget how gut-wrenching and tear-jerking this accidental masterpiece is sometimes... The pained and
simultaneously painfully out-of-tune and off-time vocals paired with the candid, confessional lyrics and the ever-
so-cliche electronic backing are powerful beyond intention alone. There's just something about it that makes it so
much more than the trashy pop-shitsterpiece that it superficially appears.
I don't think I've ever cried as much as I did the first time I listened to this tbh.
I almost forget Farrah's pain, of giving birth to a child at age 16, for the father to die, leaving you stigmatised and
alienated to raise her all by yourself. Yet, every time I hear the piano kick in on "Searching for Closure", I can't
help but to feel the sense of loss, the isolation that I imagine she must deal with on a day-to-day basis.
I guess it's time for another cry.
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| 3.2 good | Erwann S. STAFF | November 6th 20 |
In a way, this is really shitty. But at the same time, this is kind of amazing. In 2012, it sounded challenging as fuck. In 2020, in a world where bubblegum bass and outsider house have become the newest hip thing, it sounds like a precursor work. If it did influence some artists, it wasn't on purpose: Farrah did not know what she was doing, and had no musical knowledge. She's singing offbeat with weirdly-produced vocals, the music is a messy mixture of electropop, synthpop, brostep (yep it was 2012), and electroclash, and the lyrical content range from purely frightening - due to its confessional nature - to amusingly naive - due to Farrah's lack of experience as a "writer". 100 Gecs did it for fun, Farrah did it for real. I can't possibly say this is good, but it nevertheless is fascinating. Edit: idk y
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| 2.5 average | SAPoodle | January 27th 13 |
The staff review for this album is incredible. Absolutely spot on, I couldn't give this a proper rating if I tried.
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| 1.0 awful | davezillaMP3 | June 27th 20 |
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS! The beats/synths are generic reality tv stock sounds and the autotuned vocals...oh my god where do I even begin, they do not even have the decency to sync up her "singing" with the beat. this is why we should stop giving attention to reality-tv trash, what good has ever come out of it? this is an album that should not be referred to as music but as "Music"
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| 2.0 poor | tmthycnnlly | January 28th 20 |
As awful as this is it's amazing how it was ahead of its time.
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| 4.0 excellent | lecolumbus | December 9th 19 |
Baffling and yet surprisingly engaging. Unironically an accidental avant-pop masterwork. The best part of it is that she recorded her vocals to a click track and the beats were made after the fact - but it doesn't even seem they made beats that even matched up with what she was singing. I wouldn't have it any other way - her 2014 single Blowin' is much more conventional, with a beat that actually matches her vocals and as a result the charm is completely lost. Fans of 100 gecs should seek this out.
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| 0.0 | George Browne | April 17th 19 |
Trout Mask Replica of pop... wait I already said this about Angelic 2 the Core. Well, this is truly unlike anything ever recorded on the planet. Check it out
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| 0.0 | livingisland | June 9th 14 |
In some alternate dimension, this album worked marvelously and was forever cemented into pop music history as one of the most breathtakingly honest and beautiful albums of all time. In the real world, however, this is just bad music.
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| 3.5 great | Tom Read CONTRIBUTOR | November 7th 22 |
| 3.5 great | Brabiz | October 17th 22 |
| 2.5 average | vult | September 28th 22 |
| 1.5 very poor | j008 | July 2nd 22 |
| 1.0 awful | pure22 | August 1st 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | SaneTBP | March 5th 21 |
| 2.0 poor | fog CONTRIBUTOR | January 12th 21 |
| 2.5 average | Flomink | December 29th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | ian b | December 14th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | Murat | July 27th 20 |
| 3.5 great | Ryus | June 27th 20 |
| 4.0 excellent | Xirae | April 30th 20 |
| 3.0 good | Living | January 6th 20 |
| 3.0 good | casey | December 15th 19 |
| 5.0 classic | alamo | October 20th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Santet | June 21st 19 |
| 5.0 classic | Mitch | June 3rd 19 |
| 1.0 awful | dlbk03 | March 25th 19 |
| 1.0 awful | Grzka | December 6th 18 |
| 3.5 great | tyler | December 10th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | Pon EMERITUS | April 29th 17 |
| 3.5 great | Jade | May 20th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | Henry | March 28th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | torts | October 13th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | akimbo | September 25th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Vespiion | February 18th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | armykat | January 8th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Lenix | December 31st 12 |
| 1.0 awful | bakor | December 28th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Damon | December 26th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | chayka | December 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | conradtao EMERITUS | December 23rd 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Hoppip | December 23rd 12 |
| 2.0 poor | Aids | December 21st 12 |
| 4.5 superb | ysgar | December 10th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Troggy | November 30th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | Yotimi | November 25th 12 |
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