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| 2.5 average | pepster50 | January 5th 13 |
This one was hard for me to rate. While this style is new to me and I like it, this album has its issues. Listen to any song on its own and you will probably enjoy it but try to listen to this album in one shot and it becomes stale quick. For a hardcore album the instruments are decidedly not very heavy, but the gut wrenching vocals make up for it in that department. The music itself is pretty catchy but for the most part it just consists of strumming power chords and simple drum beats accompanied by some melodic guitar riffing. That being said, there are some pretty interesting arrangements to be found on the record, especially the endings to some of the songs(21 and Those Miles Meant Everything ). Vocalist is the main downfall in my opinion. Although he doesn't sound particularly bad, he never sounds different in any of the songs. In fact none of the vocal lines are discernibly different than any of the other ones on the album. He has no range and nothing stands out. 21 is by far the most varied and best track on the album.
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| 1.0 awful | yourmum123 | February 12th 22 |
I haven't contemplated suicide in awhile but this album pushes me to think I made the wrong decision.
If the smiths wrote hardcore it wouldn't be this.
I wrote some angsty songs when I was 14 and "depressed" clearly departures have got their hands on my lyrics and have released them to the world in this collection of noises.
Never have I been so offended to see something categorised as a song (Small Steps). I'd rather listen to a family of kittens being fed into a paper shredder.
I want to cut my ears off and fill the holes in my head full of cheese, in the hopes I never have to hear this "album" again.
it's offensive to music, it's offensive to me
since this review will be too short I have included some more lyrics for their next single, feel free to credit me.
are we dead - yourmum123
I am so sad, So so sad.
the sun is sad
the moon is sad
my dad is sad
you are sad
are we dead?
are we dead?
are we dead?
I have been sad
you have been sad
I am still sad
are we dead?
are we dead?
are we dead?
I am dead, so dead
the sun is dead
the moon is dead
my dad is dad
you are dead.
in conclusion, don't listen to this "band" as you will regret it. I will take the plunge once again and I will listen to "are we dead" when it releases as clearly it will be the best material they have ever released, this mostly due to the fact that it is short.
the one saving grace of Scottish independence is that this music will no longer be associated with my country.
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| 3.6 great | Erwann S. STAFF | June 11th 19 |
Oh the feels. Their best one.
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| 0.0 | Damus | January 8th 13 |
This album was very homogenous. Most of the songs followed a similar path. One of the only tracks that stood out was "Where the Time WIll Go" because things slowed down a bit. The monotonous screaming failed to hold my attention, it all sounded expected in ways that Modern Life Is War's "Witness" never did.
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| 4.0 excellent | Antigen | December 12th 12 |
"If The Smiths played hardcore" - this pretty much sums it up right there. Amazing album that is emotionally gripping and touches on things that hold weight to me personally.
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| 4.0 excellent | FunJan | June 19th 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | Halez | March 22nd 23 |
| 4.0 excellent | memnite | December 1st 22 |
| 4.5 superb | NyxArc | August 20th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | jesper STAFF | April 19th 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | efp123 | January 7th 22 |
| 4.5 superb | RL13 | January 2nd 22 |
| 4.0 excellent | Josh | November 8th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lassie | September 22nd 20 |
| 3.5 great | Sam C. | November 11th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | ian b | November 8th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Uzumaki | September 19th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | Adamn | May 8th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | T5Cx | November 14th 18 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jake E. | August 8th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | Adamrk | December 16th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | Curse. | August 12th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | rc239 | August 2nd 16 |
| 3.0 good | torts | July 22nd 16 |
| 3.5 great | bmelt CONTRIBUTOR | March 26th 16 |
| 4.5 superb | pete616 | December 15th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Shukal | August 6th 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sithese | March 10th 15 |
| 5.0 classic | Kurai | March 2nd 15 |
| 4.0 excellent | slaps | December 16th 14 |
| 3.5 great | jmh886 | April 18th 14 |
| 3.5 great | wil94 | October 28th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | willzor | September 14th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Janson | August 3rd 13 |
| 3.0 good | JackV | April 25th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Quen | March 19th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Hawks | February 5th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Kulti | January 6th 13 |
| 2.5 average | Gmork89 | December 28th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | DWiz | December 23rd 12 |
| 3.5 great | Apollo | December 16th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Emim | December 1st 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sleaper | November 30th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | markii | November 30th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dev518 | November 30th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | mrnic3 | November 29th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | d00derz | November 28th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Dummit | November 26th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | AdamK | November 26th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | chaps | November 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | linkpwns | November 22nd 12 |
| 3.0 good | ti0n | November 21st 12 |
| 4.2 excellent | Trebor. EMERITUS | November 20th 12 |
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