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| 3.5 great | Rudy K. EMERITUS | October 3rd 12 |
The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative
aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how
can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the
veracity of mankind's abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any
possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind.
This concept of seeking to go beyond one's self, known as "transcendence," is essentially a gateway to
unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our
world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and
overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative
barriers are destroyed.
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| 0.0 | mariothehedgehog | October 3rd 12 |
lift yr skinny dicks liek antennas to progmaster's rectum
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| 0.0 | Observer EMERITUS | October 3rd 12 |
Music is an intricate language. Melded and birthed under the initial lattice work of the instrumentals with an optional set of lyrics lies the substance and the essence of the sounds - the veritas of what the artist has created. It is a life of its own: it is the feelings invoked - it is the feelings evoked; ideally, it is a force that lasts forever, even outliving its very creator in the number of its days. The under-flowing language has rthe power to move minds and bring together enemies - to connect lives and to sooth the emotional loss of a death. Some musicians aren't aware of this power in their art, and some, like Godspeed You! Black Emperor, wield it like a weapon to pierce and dissolve the preconceptions of the mind where a new pathway for growth can be forged and built upon - a rnew revelation can be realized and understood. Somber, desolate, and undeniable beautiful, Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! is a revelation of one side of this immaculate veritas that makes up the framework for an artist's music: it is a key to the emotional realm of the of the mourning where anything living weeps a sorrowful song.
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| 1.0 awful | Applebite | October 2nd 12 |
Should have been titled We Still! Don't Have Vocals! Because We Can't Sing! Or Write rLyrics!.
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| 3.0 good | Ruezann | October 2nd 12 |
Objectively the greatest album ever made. If you disagree with Obama you're a racist.
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| 2.0 poor | altKing | December 6th 12 |
i awoke one morning and walked outside in the nude to appreciate the warm summer morning when i noticed some dude taking pictures of my crib. so i walked up to this guy and i said "dude why you takin pictures of my house?" he goes "this is gonna be an album cover for godspeeds new album?" i'm like "lol wtf is that, i don't want my house to be on that." so he said he'd pay me money for that and of course i agreed but only because i thought he was staring at my dick and i didn't like that.
when the album released or whatever he sent me a copy, but it was on that vinil or whatever its called so i called him and said "lol wtf is this i don't have a vineil player or whatever it is that's hipster *** dawg" so he gave me a digital version. so i plugged in my dre beats into my computer and pressed play and started to listen.
the first song is called mlady or somthing medieval or something and it started off with some message or something from a peeping tom i think. something about some dude's arms outstretched and asking if he could see him i dunno. at first i was like "wtf this isn't even music what are you doing?" some actual instruments actually start playing and i'm like "oh okay there it is" but it wasn't even good. just some wierd *** id never heard before. some guitar came in and that sounded nice and then some more weird noises came in and i didn't like that either. after a while it gets loud and there are drums and guitars and it actually sounded okay but it goes on like forever and theres a lot of violins or something and violins are gay i don't really know what it was it was just gay bro. the song just keeps going on and on and i'm like "jesus christ i get it" and it wasn't good.
the next song is their helicopters sing which doesn't even make ***ing sense but okay. but i guess it fits the song cause the song isn't even music it's just noise and *** and it was ***ing stupid so i skipped the last half. the song after that is we drift like worried fire which is like, deep. this song is different than my lady and i dunno if its better or not because its longer and it sucks too but it might suck less than the other one but it has a lot more violins and like i said violins are gay so i dunno. its just like why would you put people through this boring music? and seriously where are the ***ing lyrics? who listens to music without lyrics? they should be more like green day.
i didn't even listen to the last song because *** that. it had some stupid ass name about being stung by lights or something and it pissed me off liek are you trying to be edgy?
so i guess i would say that this album isn't even really music and you shouldnt listen to it because its really boring and filled with gay instruments like violins and they dont even ahave lyrics or singing and stuff and green dya is better anyway so go listen to their new album tre. also i cant believe my house is on this piece of *** album as a cover dammit. i should sue ther asses
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| 0.0 | SeaAnemone | October 3rd 12 |
Soundoff begins with tons of hyperbole, a comparison to F#A#infinity or Lift Your Skinny Handsies declaring this as better, worse, or equal. Then, some generic descriptors here proving I actually listened through this once. Maybe an unrelated statement addressing others' ratings goes here. Then, finish it off with an unprecedented statement about said album's placement as far as the three-quarters-finished year goes. Voila! You've got yourself a fucking soundoff.
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| 0.0 | KILL | October 2nd 12 |
zzzzzzz's hard
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| 0.0 | brandnewAAAA | October 5th 12 |
2011: Tricepeth - 2012: GY!BErge - 2013: Brand New Milk Hotel - 2014: ??
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| 4.0 excellent | Trebor. EMERITUS | October 2nd 12 |
Hallelujah! Bend It Like Beckham! Amen!
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| 5.0 classic | discoedave | October 2nd 12 |
I listened to the album one time and now I'm gonna give it a super positive rating based on the legitimacy it inherited from its predecessors. I am so goddamn retarded.
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| 2.5 average | TheCruddyBug | December 13th 12 |
Godspeed is that type of band that requires the right mindset. If you're "into" the band, they're wonderful. If
you're just listening off-hand, you're going to hear a lot of noise and not really understand what everyone is
raving about. I'm part of the latter.
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| 2.5 average | Thompson D. Gerhart STAFF | October 19th 12 |
Maybe I just don't "get it" yet, but I find this album boring.
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| 0.0 | aok | October 3rd 12 |
i was scrolling through the soundoffs when i realized noctus was contributor. lolnoctus :]
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| 0.0 | Insurrection | October 3rd 12 |
everyones writing a soundoff for this so im gonna write one too
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| 4.5 superb | ILJ | October 3rd 12 |
Quite simply, this shits all over Yanqui. Everything is so much more interesting and well executed, and the drone songs are creepy as hell. GY!BE are back.
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| 0.0 | Recspecs | October 3rd 12 |
Dear Willie, Trey Spencer, Dave, Jom, and chan please get rid of the 50 characters bullshit because I want to have wittier short soundoffs.
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| 3.5 great | lz41 | November 23rd 17 |
The more I listen to GY!BE's discography, the higher my rating for "Skinny Fists" gets.
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| 5.0 classic | Sputniks #1 Cacti Hunter | October 4th 12 |
'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! is another piece in what has become the most riveting discography to ever exist. Words cannot describe the feeling I get when I listen to Godspeed. Everything they do is so immense, so filled with passion and emotion. These people have tapped into a level of creativity that transcends what most people could even imagine. I started to understand this after seeing them live, everyone so focused so drawn in by the noises the others and they themself were creating on the stage. They rarely took their eyes off their instrument or each other, but when they did it was almost as if the heavens had opened up and the gods themselves were looking down on us, and they could tell we were as transfixed as they were. No band will ever come close to what Godspeed is to me, and I'm more than okay with that.
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| 3.5 great | Fugue | October 3rd 12 |
Moar like post-cock
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| 4.5 superb | rokknroll4 | October 3rd 12 |
Insta-4.5 and probably not changing. It's got the power and cohesiveness that Yanqui didn't
have but it still feels like a bit of an afterthought to their early material. Either way
album fucking rules, yes even for a GY!BE album. The hype is justified.
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| 4.5 superb | Scoot | October 2nd 12 |
i keep doing a double take every time i see this album beside yanqui on their band page
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| 4.5 superb | Ignimbrite | October 2nd 12 |
Yes, this does feel a bit incomplete, but the two songs are absolutely incredible. also, let's not forget that they are writing (and have been playing) completely new material - the two songs on here aren't "new" in the strictest sense of the word. This leads me to believe that they felt that these songs couldn't fit on an album with whatever they're creating now, but they wanted to get them out as studio recordings so they put this absolutely stellar release out. I believe that we can expect a "full length" 5th album within a year or two. Get psyched, bitches, but in the meantime, you can enjoy an absolutely brilliant record that stands strong with everything else this band has written.
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| 0.0 | Duderino | October 2nd 12 |
what happened to the apostrophe?
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| 4.0 excellent | ti0n | October 2nd 12 |
we drift like worried fire is the best song ever made period.
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| 4.0 excellent | Rikardur | October 2nd 12 |
Not too bad, pretty good. Yeh, sounds like GY!BE alright. But the thing is it kind of ends
without feeling finished. Incomplete. But good enough, regardless of the usefulness of those
drone tracks.
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| 5.0 classic | Aids | October 2nd 12 |
peace other music, it was nice knowing you!
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| 1.5 very poor | snekks fer dinnah | January 23rd 22 |
hi there i had to come up with a long crazy total nonsense band name bc MY MUSIC IS BORING AFFFFFFFFFF omg they're canadian i swear to dog im moving out going to poland cya bitches
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| 4.1 excellent | Erwann S. STAFF | June 12th 19 |
The 20-minutes tracks are far better than the 6-minutes ones. On top of that, I find the drony tracks here less interesting than the ones on ASOD. However, Mladic is top-tier GY!BE, building and building and building before exploding and exploding and exploding. We Drift Like Worried Fire will make you cry out of fear. If only these drone tracks clicked as much as on ASOD.
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| 3.5 great | EasterInTheBatcave | August 2nd 16 |
Two wonderful tracks in the traditional GY!BE vein, and two drone pieces. 'Alleljuah! isn't as consistently engaging as the band's masterworks, and it's smaller in scope and less unified too, but it's still excellent. A welcome return for one of underground music's best and boldest bands.
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| 4.5 superb | Amoralpsychosis | March 23rd 13 |
This really hit me hard the first time i heard it but than after that it rooted inside my brain and became a classic.
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| 4.0 excellent | TRMshadow | February 26th 13 |
Not as mind-numbing and beautiful as "Lift Your Skinny Fists...", but it's undoubtedly better than "Yanqui U.X.O." and that counts as a win for me. 3.9/5
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| 3.5 great | LC437 | December 19th 12 |
I really enjoyed Godspeed You! Black Emperor's previous work (especially Lift Your Skinny...) and though I was keenly waiting for them to release new music this feels decidedly average. There is bombast and squall galore - to the point were dialling down this element would be appreciated. This is especially true of "Mladic" where I found myself wishing the ensemble to end those prolonged asides. It isn't that they are poor musically but rather excesses are played to a little too much.rI'm sure repeated listens will change my opinion on this outing - I had originally felt the record was around a 4.0 and it has fluctuated downwards with a few upward peaks from there. Time will tell.rAnd it has - We Drift Like Worried Fire has definitely grown on me and makes up for Mladic in numerous ways.
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| 4.5 superb | Karamazov | November 25th 12 |
What a surprise this album is - a total bonus. A great album, but I rarely play the 7". The two side long pieces are very well crafted. This album is up their with their previous releases.
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| 4.5 superb | Youtellme | October 27th 12 |
With Post-Rock becoming more of a joke than an actual genre, one couldn't help wonder what would the largely geralded kings of the genre had to say about this. I mean come on, 10 years? Any other band would completely and utterly fail to return correctly after so long. GY!BE, however, have come here to prove that they're not "any other band". Be it their stronger-than-ever Crecendos, their dizzing beats, or their absolutely unmatched ability to pace an album, this album is another GY!BE success.
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| 3.5 great | igloodude | October 18th 12 |
Godspeed You! Black Emperor breaks its vow of silence to remind us what post-rock -- and music in general
-- is all about.
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| 3.5 great | breakingthefragile | October 15th 12 |
Clocking in at an unusually short 53 minutes for Godspeed You! Black Emperor, 'Allelujah! rDon't Bend! Ascend!, the band's first outing since 2002 is a bit underwhelming, respecially after a 10 year waiting period. Only four tracks long, consisting of two longer r20 minute epics that aren't really new material but reworkings of unreleased songs played on rtour as far back as 2003, and two shorter 6 minute "drone" tracks, 'Allelujah! spends rfar too much time on the drone side of things -which seems a bit forced to begin with - and rit comes at the price of memorable instances on the album, different instances, or a good ramount of instances in general for that matter. This music lacks the grand and sprawling rfeel of their previous efforts to suit the track lengths, a clear direction of its themes to rcompliment its ambition, and the variation of different musical elements to form distinct rmusical passages. Because of this, it doesn't do much to push Godspeed's sound in any new rdirection, and the album seems to struggle with presenting its themes as clearly yet rcryptically as previous albums from the band have. Still though, this is a Godspeed record rin every way, deep as an ocean and intriguing as ever for every reason fans would expect it rto be, even if it's an admittedly lackluster record in comparison to their earlier work.
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kvlt as fvck
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| 4.5 superb | MasBarHigeuoris21 | October 9th 12 |
This is the first GYBE album I have listened to and now I understand what all the hype is about. This is epic in every sense of the word.
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| 0.0 | Ire | October 3rd 12 |
it's a new gospee album woooh
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| 0.0 | FromDaHood | October 3rd 12 |
How in the world does one review a post-rock album?
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| 0.0 | Polymath | October 2nd 12 |
After finishing another GY!BE journey, it feels like there is something missing.
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| 4.5 superb | Comatorium. | October 2nd 12 |
Guess what? I saw Mladic live. And it blew my fucking mind. This album is near perfection. Welcome back, godspeed.
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| 4.5 superb | YourDad | October 2nd 12 |
My score is influenced by the fact that I did not expect to be listening to a new GY!BE album when I woke up this morning. It's fantastic though. Sounds like GY!BE.
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| 0.0 | KINGSTATICTHETHIRD | October 2nd 12 |
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| 4.0 excellent | junyi15 | August 6th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | sje45 | August 4th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | fdrc | August 3rd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Shakers | July 26th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | kenneh | July 25th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Dan H. EMERITUS | July 23rd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | whaka | May 17th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Nacen | May 4th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | HugoG | May 1st 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Roman | April 28th 14 |
| 3.5 great | Fujay | April 20th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Adam | March 4th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | msm008 | March 3rd 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | sadsquid | February 25th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Shoteru | February 21st 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | Roo_bass | February 15th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | FLRTE | February 11th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Onirium | February 2nd 14 |
| 3.5 great | Lours | January 29th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Berserk | January 22nd 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Cal665 | January 17th 14 |
| 3.5 great | tarkus | January 10th 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | iamDIBBS | December 30th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | pedro22 | December 28th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Godspee | December 16th 13 |
| 3.5 great | adr | December 14th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Mootgut | December 12th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | opie | December 10th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | zundza | December 8th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Geodude | December 7th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | bjorkil | November 26th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Jips | November 21st 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | bgf97 | November 13th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | chaitu | November 12th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | unkle | November 6th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Pwoper | November 1st 13 |
| 3.0 good | SMK | October 30th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Creed | October 28th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | Spoink | October 20th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Skoj | October 17th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Nash J! | October 15th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Wadlez | October 7th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | craigy2 | October 3rd 13 |
| 3.5 great | 2453 | September 30th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | bastni | September 29th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | lotus62 | September 24th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | jtswope | September 22nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | akimbo | September 18th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Scomadi | September 14th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Cocato | September 10th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | itseprkl | September 9th 13 |
| 3.5 great | DBrown | August 21st 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Kurazz | August 18th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Jekub | August 13th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | lauriej | August 11th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Pndi | August 11th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Gnome7 | August 10th 13 |
| 3.0 good | RedSky | August 5th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Exai | August 2nd 13 |
| 3.5 great | Cakey | July 25th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Greem | July 18th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | ANJ45 | July 15th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | tlhk | July 13th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Arel | June 25th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | JBull | June 24th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | dre517 | June 23rd 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | cb123 | June 19th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | MF79 | June 12th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | tnd | May 31st 13 |
| 4.5 superb | oubli | May 23rd 13 |
| 3.0 good | fev | May 13th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Pox | May 9th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | bit | May 8th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | grizz | April 28th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Uqnivde | April 27th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Treeman | April 13th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | lear | April 2nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Koei | March 20th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Akiz | March 15th 13 |
| 3.5 great | GB7 | March 13th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Faint7 | March 6th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | ktlaz | March 6th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | SmersH | March 5th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Cormano | March 3rd 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | mitch91 | February 26th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Oscifer | February 20th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | TrueGrim | February 17th 13 |
| 3.0 good | Photon | February 16th 13 |
| 4.2 excellent | Xenophanes EMERITUS | February 14th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | Bhawd | February 12th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Pincoski | February 12th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | wrecked | February 11th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | DanN91 | February 10th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lobber | February 4th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | JS19 | February 3rd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | amosmyn | February 3rd 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tritone | February 2nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | gp0942 | January 30th 13 |
| 3.5 great | THIEF | January 30th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | limbs | January 27th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | McP3000 | January 26th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | goss19 | January 26th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | kb36 | January 22nd 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Janson | January 22nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | mifzal | January 22nd 13 |
| 4.5 superb | oilage | January 21st 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Zamora | January 21st 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Acre | January 16th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tale | January 16th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Surette | January 15th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Daedus | January 14th 13 |
| 2.5 average | daghe | January 11th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | Behexen | January 10th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | armykat | January 7th 13 |
| 5.0 classic | MMurph | January 7th 13 |
| 3.5 great | Escain | January 6th 13 |
| 4.5 superb | MrElmo | January 4th 13 |
| 4.0 excellent | sjp55555 | December 31st 12 |
| 3.5 great | Geehhh | December 30th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | 6chris15 | December 30th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | hamid95 | December 30th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Propose | December 29th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | minus9 | December 27th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | craven | December 26th 12 |
| 3.0 good | Hoppip | December 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | J | December 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Ecotone | December 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | blabony | December 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Azazzel | December 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | muspower | December 21st 12 |
| 4.5 superb | DRWND | December 21st 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | MikeC26 | December 18th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Project | December 17th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jovis | December 17th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | jorsh | December 17th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Minus. | December 16th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | oswing | December 12th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Filling | December 10th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | GodL1ke | December 10th 12 |
| 3.5 great | toxin. | December 10th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Kinski | December 7th 12 |
| 2.5 average | JAV | December 7th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | algo | December 6th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | djunior | December 3rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Damon | December 2nd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sunn177 | November 30th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Irving EMERITUS | November 28th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | daozen | November 28th 12 |
| 3.5 great | feav233 | November 26th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Zeneren | November 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | menawati | November 22nd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Meshike | November 21st 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Zephir | November 21st 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Hastigr | November 21st 12 |
| 3.5 great | Mike08 | November 20th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Animus | November 20th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | mehd10s | November 18th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | ErikCK | November 18th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | JBro | November 16th 12 |
| 2.5 average | Nrap | November 15th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | xevman | November 14th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sleaper | November 14th 12 |
| 2.5 average | Hep Kat | November 14th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | miyumim | November 13th 12 |
| 3.5 great | gbowles | November 13th 12 |
| 3.0 good | Meuric | November 12th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | XSWeLL7 | November 12th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | JoshTh | November 12th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Coast | November 12th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Duffluc | November 12th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | mrbloke | November 10th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | doqtor | November 3rd 12 |
| 4.5 superb | RCBest | November 2nd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Guiltor | November 1st 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | geng | October 31st 12 |
| 3.5 great | tom79 | October 30th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | ctaxxxx | October 28th 12 |
| 3.5 great | lu0490 | October 28th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Dreamon | October 27th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | wen | October 25th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | BenRaah | October 24th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | red7 | October 24th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | red2 | October 24th 12 |
| 3.5 great | jmh886 | October 24th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | smeaf | October 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Sevhead | October 23rd 12 |
| 4.5 superb | darrens | October 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Naps | October 23rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Riano | October 20th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Khailen | October 20th 12 |
| 2.5 average | mortnr | October 20th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Smevin | October 20th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | dsgn09 | October 19th 12 |
| 3.0 good | Mojito | October 19th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | gnombyX | October 19th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | litovat | October 19th 12 |
| 3.0 good | balazs | October 18th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Jom3 | October 18th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Penlord | October 18th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | EJinHD | October 17th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | tomlop | October 16th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | KAZUK | October 15th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Timon87 | October 15th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tupik | October 15th 12 |
| 3.5 great | pxl | October 15th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Tresler | October 14th 12 |
| 2.5 average | Gapwick | October 14th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Lucido | October 14th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Wanker | October 14th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Mikesn EMERITUS | October 14th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | dre458 | October 14th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Blump | October 14th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Thane | October 11th 12 |
| 2.5 average | viri | October 11th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Spec | October 10th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | iSkane | October 9th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | lerem | October 9th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Okard | October 9th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Maniac! | October 9th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | ptkc123 | October 8th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Rail | October 8th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Yotimi | October 8th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | ameypv | October 8th 12 |
| 5.0 classic | Mevz | October 7th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Melanin | October 7th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | ADM20 | October 7th 12 |
| 3.5 great | mttgry | October 6th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | gosk8n | October 6th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Rubvo | October 6th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | cuki92 | October 5th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Lani | October 5th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Inveigh | October 5th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | JJwins | October 4th 12 |
| 3.0 good | boogs | October 4th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Crawl | October 4th 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Sirob | October 4th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Seer | October 4th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Rowdy | October 4th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | flaffy | October 4th 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Matski | October 3rd 12 |
| 1.5 very poor | Foaming | October 3rd 12 |
| 4.5 superb | JayVex | October 3rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Shiduba | October 3rd 12 |
| 5.0 classic | mirinae | October 3rd 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Thor | October 3rd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Andrew | October 2nd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | MG4390 | October 2nd 12 |
| 4.5 superb | IsItLuck? EMERITUS | October 2nd 12 |
| 4.0 excellent | Veldin | October 2nd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | foxxxy | October 2nd 12 |
| 1.0 awful | foxxxy | October 2nd 12 |
| 4.5 superb | Rev | October 2nd 12 |
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