Alice Cooper   Constrictor
3.2
good
Ranking: #74 for 1986

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1.0 awfulchido | December 28th 12

Well, the main guitar player here is Kane Roberts, a man who displays an incredible ability to play the most generic guitar in hard rock. He can be playing his riffs for hours, but when he stops it always seems that you've never heard anything. One of the worst musicians in the career of Alice. Also, the horrid album cover shows us how Alice at that time was painfully imitating his imitators (he NEEDED the money). ''The World Needs Guts'', ''Thrill My Gorilla'', and ''Teenage Frankenstein'' may be the worst songs ever by Alice Cooper.

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3.0 goodFernando Alves STAFF | January 18th 12

Not an amazing album but still worth listening. "Give It Up" and "The World Needs Guts" are the best songs here.

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2.5 averageOssacip Olbap | March 30th 22

average bebop rockz by the coop

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1.5 very poorRobbit | May 2nd 16

I've forgiven most of Alice's misguided efforts, but this one was far too cheesy for me to stomach. CONSTRICTOR was his all too obvious effort to jump on the Pop-Metal bandwagon. Although it was good fun to see Alice's return in concert with muscle bound Kane Roberts on guitar, the studio album is simply a turd. "Thrill My Gorilla"? NEXT!!

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2.0 poorGemini1979 | April 28th 16

The best song is "He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask)" and "Simple Disobedience" and "Teenage Frankenstein" are okay but overall I don't like this album.

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