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| 2.0 poor | warwkplyr | August 23rd 06 |
Paris Hiltons disgustingly self indulgent debut, appropriately titled Paris, is a disgrace to music itself. Her lyrics are a reflection of her wonderful personality, and range from how great she is to how hot she is, and apparently "SHE IS HOT", very hot. Her singing is void of any life or passion proving that she has no soul. But there is an upside, the music is actually pretty good compared to the standard pop, if you can get over her voice and lyrics. But considering that doing that would completley erase her from her cd, this is a poor album and sad day in the history of music. This turd in the vast collection good tunes that is music gets a 2 Out of 5.
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| 1.5 very poor | metallicaman8 | August 22nd 06 |
Paris Hilton has to be one of the most useless people on the planet. Famous for being famous Paris cannot act, we know that. This album has also provided proof that she can't sing either. Her voice is extremely generic, her lyrics are just plain bad and and both those things are amplified by the fact that she goes on and on about how supposedly great this album is. I also find it extermely hard to believe that she had any say in the actual music for this album, which is the only aspect that kept this album from getting a one.
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| 3.0 good | Santa Koopa | September 14th 24 |
very wordy but decent pops, good effects and her voice is pretty, cover is beautiful and sexy. oh and lots of sex MY HEART BEATS LIKE A DRUM...WHEN YOU COME ;)
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| 1.0 awful | Snide | January 14th 17 |
Every day we stray further from the glorious realms of pop decadence that our ancestors attempted to bequeath to us. We should be ashamed, we are but shadows of our former selves.
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| 0.0 | levtolstoi | March 22nd 16 |
This is it. THE album. It has glamour, smooth beats, meaningful lyrics, everything a perfect album has. Except for the singing part.
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| 1.5 very poor | ZedO | May 9th 12 |
I'll alway remember this such lyrics; "Tonight I'll be your liquid dream. They want a piece
of what I got...". OMG, Miss Hilton is so right..., yeah I know your body is so sexi, Paris!
So what?? But, your music album sucks... - The looks : 99,9 % sexy (Singing has reduced 0,1
percent of her level sexiness). - Singing ability : 13,3 % (Need more vocal-teachers from
seven corners of the world). - Video Music : 69 % sexy (Professional director of music-video
has reduced her sexiness, she is better (sexier) in amateur video, though! Far better if
it's shooted without any director).r
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| 1.0 awful | alextheantichrist | December 23rd 11 |
To those who seriously think that Paris Hilton has a career are dumb. Paris Hilton is obviously ripping off the title from Britney Spears Album Britney and Paris decided to copy that and call it Paris. At least Britney was successful. This was not even close to being sucessfully mainstream and that is lols up the Ass.
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| 1.0 awful | mvdu | August 29th 10 |
Pure product that isn't even fun - the best beats were given to other artists. This is the album that gets my scorn - Ke$ha is much better.
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| 1.0 awful | marcoaw | August 29th 10 |
Music is an art that Paris can't do. Let's learn how to sing?
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| 1.0 awful | ThePalestMexican | August 29th 10 |
"Do You Think I'm Sexxaaay" no I do not Miss Hilton, I prefer to chase after women with more class and that does not have a nose that's the size of east Texas. Also according to every track on this album, apparently she is very good at sexual intercourse and has the ability to arouse other gentlemen and even the likes of other women.....I respectfully disagree. This album, like her in a private room SUCKS!
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| 3.0 good | asaf | December 24th 09 |
yea... I'm not even going to try and dig myself out this one. Butseriously, here is a three...
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| 1.0 awful | HaruKureno | August 11th 09 |
How about I just say it easily. People who litsen to this should commit suicide
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| 1.0 awful | NineteenSeventyNine | February 22nd 09 |
Shallow to the point that it's almost disgusting. Art (I use this term loosely) imitates life in many cases and this is no exception.
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| 1.0 awful | Veldin | April 29th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | January 25th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | elch21 | October 28th 15 |
| 1.0 awful | Escain | July 10th 14 |
| 2.5 average | miyo | May 6th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | manosg EMERITUS | February 9th 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Alaska | December 15th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Axl752 | November 1st 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Rubvo | September 28th 13 |
| 1.5 very poor | Yoshia | April 27th 13 |
| 2.5 average | chayka | April 7th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | Pwoper | February 10th 13 |
| 1.0 awful | benkim | September 5th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Kebbie | July 21st 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Aids | June 25th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Basman | November 22nd 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Voivod STAFF | October 2nd 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | IN64 | October 2nd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Kimm | September 28th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Benwx | September 16th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | ebay | August 30th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | iemona | August 27th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | xDANKx | April 1st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | JWT155 | February 17th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Hro | February 16th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Torii | December 12th 09 |
| 2.5 average | BSX | June 3rd 09 |
| 1.0 awful | po0ty | May 15th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | SVIIB | February 27th 09 |
| 1.0 awful | thebhoy | February 23rd 09 |
| 1.0 awful | Rudy K. EMERITUS | January 3rd 09 |
| 1.5 very poor | das4776 | August 8th 08 |
| 1.0 awful | Eirin | March 21st 08 |
| 3.0 good | iamsb | January 4th 08 |
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