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  • DivergentThinking I'm a Yeoman out in Japan... I used to be on the Arleigh Burke, a Destroyer back in the U.S. I've been in the Navy since 2016 :]
    April 23 02:26 PM
  • SymbolicInTime I'd be willing to if I didn't already change it once haha, I try to go by Sym though. Sorry, friend
    April 22 10:33 PM
  • Jacquibim lol Andcas will live on in our sepia-tone (golden?) memories.
    April 22 02:57 PM
  • Jacquibim Not much man. Site's quieter these days and I'm nowhere near as active, but it's better than the toxic hellhole it was a couple years ago. And don't worry about the classical slice, I still live and die by the riff m/m/m/
    April 22 02:39 PM
  • parksungjoon maybe i did jump the gun, all i can really say in my defense is that theres still way too many metalheads posting hot takes like that without any of the self awareness you have, so its easy for me to mistake it for that
    April 22 02:14 PM
  • parksungjoon as for originality i agree that its not necessarily a good thing. but the older i get and the more music i hear, its really hard to enjoy things that arent particularly original. if anything i would say that listening to weird obscure genres has been a bigger gamechanger for me than just mining everything in metal. im not a fan of mindless classic worshipping either, there are plenty of bands most rock and metal fans consider really up there that i think are generic and uninteresting.
    April 22 02:05 PM
  • parksungjoon i also think the metal scene has a huge problem with posturing, ive been on the internet so long that im tired of people saying slightly less popular bands are better than mega popular bands and acting like thats just some trvth that anyone whos trve will get. i dont care what people like or dont like, but its really dumb how hard some people try to seem cool because they dont like certain things... and ive heard every band they namedrop, usually
    April 22 01:56 PM
  • parksungjoon what can i say, im bored and not feeling very patient. you can think im some elitist if you want, but ive had plenty of constructive and civil disagreements on here, its all a matter of how people frame things. if you want to be fast and loose and act like you don't care because its the internet, thats how youre gonna be treated. if you want a more nuanced conversation with respect for taste and all, its possible, but not if you pretend you dont care
    April 22 01:52 PM
  • parksungjoon nothing personal about it, i would have said the same to anyone else making those claims in that manner. if you act like youre some expert back it up, if not try some humility
    April 22 01:42 PM
  • Pangea Thanks! i like yours too
    April 22 11:04 AM
  • KILL
    August 21 05:05 PM
  • KILL at work atm but its on rutracker, rutracker has everything ever. if not i can add it to a mediafire link
    August 20 12:51 PM
  • Jacquibim Possibly, we'll just have to see, my work isn't very flexible lol
    August 17 08:24 AM
  • Jacquibim Oxenford dude, like 40kms from Brisbane
    August 17 08:07 AM
  • Jacquibim Ugh dude the next time I get sucked into defending Spawn of Possession I want you to slap me
    August 16 10:02 AM
  • Jacquibim Also that's embarrassing but not as embarrassing as Colors having the same average too
    August 11 10:13 AM
  • Jacquibim Not really man it's okay but it's kinda like Monolith has just been streamlined, watered down and repackaged, also Travis is relying waaay too much on those pseudo-cleans now.
    August 11 10:12 AM
    August 9 09:43 AM
  • BigPleb dang it
    September 11 12:03 PM
  • oltnabrick yes, thats what im asking. gud answer
    August 21 02:52 AM
  • oltnabrick wat kind?
    August 21 02:47 AM
  • oltnabrick do you smoke weed dude?
    August 21 02:38 AM
  • demigod! that was kinda sweet, too many schizo riffs but the vocals and drumming ruled hard
    August 12 10:51 PM
  • demigod! yes let's!
    June 14 04:31 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dino jr
    May 30 02:18 PM
  • Jacquibim
    May 5 03:12 PM
  • Jacquibim Diggin yer latest two ratings m/m/
    May 2 05:41 AM
  • Jacquibim
    May 1 12:09 PM
  • Wizard Scale the Summit are not dm, they're a techy instrumental band this site JIZZZZZZZZZZZESSSSSSSSS over and all I hear is a complete mastubatory, Chuck Schuldiner guitar clinic.
    March 25 12:09 PM
  • Wizard Hey Simbolic, do you love Death's 'Symbolic'? Go listen to Scale the Summit's 'The Collective' and tell me you don't hear Schuldiner's amazing riffage!
    March 23 01:06 PM
  • ASnideReturns Hey mate, would you mind checking out my latest review and giving critique on it? It's my best review imo.
    March 20 04:18 PM
  • Jacquibim
    March 8 05:18 AM
  • Jacquibim A nice seafood dinner, lit some candles, had a little sweet talk, had a LOT of wine, gracefully forayed to the ensuite and the rest is pretty self explanatory.
    February 4 06:58 AM
  • SandorClegane lol Gay-z
    December 8 09:43 AM
  • demigod! plug nig
    December 7 01:48 PM
  • demigod! dude lets plug
    November 17 02:21 PM
  • KILL the maiden record? LXD HADGHKXXD
    November 15 11:21 AM
  • Vakarian12 duuuude check Skeletonwitches new album Serpents Unleashed
    November 14 02:05 PM
  • demigod! agreed hard man
    November 5 02:51 AM
  • chemicalmarriage Hey man, was just wondering if you'd be cool enough to check out a song I wrote.
    October 24 07:41 PM
  • Jacquibim Do it or I'll fukken dek ya
    October 18 01:34 PM
  • Jacquibim Set that as your avi bro
    October 18 01:05 PM
  • JokineAugustus Haha cooler then a brit. What's your aoty so far?
    October 9 02:34 PM
  • JokineAugustus Cool stuff man. You a brit?
    October 9 08:17 AM
  • demigod! pierced is betr
    October 9 05:50 AM
  • demigod! amazing avatar
    October 7 08:26 PM
  • mandan At least, where rock n' roll is concerned.
    September 25 06:07 AM
  • mandan SanguineCream (if I remember the username correctly) is also an Aussie.I see you've got an eclectic pie chart.
    September 25 06:06 AM
  • DrMaximus Hahaha, to be honest, never.
    September 24 03:27 PM
  • Disrupt hello there
    September 24 05:41 AM
  • Jacquibim Time to change that avi man
    September 8 11:32 AM
  • Emyay just haven't heard them that much yet. i like 'em both a lot though, will probably go up
    August 27 07:00 PM
  • Epicenter Nice to see someone else agrees with me on Koloss.
    August 25 11:19 PM
  • Jacquibim If your review is good enough then people will take it seriously. Yeah, you'll get a few morons but it's worth a shot.
    August 24 08:27 AM
  • Jacquibim Who cares what others think though? I got negged to s*** by angry fanboys but it doesn't bother me.
    August 24 08:02 AM
  • Jacquibim Dude just write your own review, after all my review is just my opinion, no matter how "objective" I try and be.
    August 24 07:37 AM
  • Jacquibim Yeah I said they're superficial and pretty, not that they're interesting or good.
    August 24 07:16 AM
  • Jacquibim Oh and I never used the word "good" to describe the synths.
    August 24 07:11 AM
  • Jacquibim It's because the synthesisers sound tacked on and ultimately lose their luster damn fast. By "fleshing them out" I don't mean ignoring them, it just means they're not that interesting once the bells and whistles have worn off you.
    August 24 07:08 AM
  • Emyay yeah i hate broad generalizations like that
    August 23 03:05 PM
  • Emyay yeah i see what you're saying man. i don't think its fair to hate on a band just bc they "chug". i certainly wouldn't dismiss a band for that mere fact. i agree that boo takes cues from meshuggah, sure. i just think meshuggah is a lot better, although i did think the discovery was pretty great.
    August 23 02:34 PM
  • ChuckyTruant You suck.
    August 8 03:27 PM
  • Jacquibim sim pls u no i wud nvr do anythin 2 hurt u
    August 8 07:01 AM
  • ChuckyTruant Did it ever occur to you that everyone says that what's Meshuggah is great at for a reason? Jac was right you have been on a steady decline since you joined.
    August 8 05:27 AM
  • ChuckyTruant No you took what I said and ignored it lol. Are you 12? Grow up
    August 8 04:37 AM
  • Vakarian12 You gettin' my messages or is plug ****ing up?
    August 7 02:27 AM
  • Jacquibim Just the pretentious tone and wannabe elite opinions, and the way he reacts to certain users (eg. me), didn't take long for me to catch on.Have a look at my latest list actually, he admits he's Snoxall.
    August 5 11:10 PM
  • DarthMann finally
    August 2 05:40 AM
  • DarthMann Oh sorry I seem to have forgotten the devastating insult you put before that I simply can't get over please refresh my memory Damn dude you've been baited harder than atari
    August 2 03:35 AM
  • amemento yes i am sure as you are reading my posts you are laughing to yourself
    August 2 01:05 AM
    July 31 10:09 AM
  • amemento i never said i didn't care simply because im not exactly sure what genius insult you've created to degrade me that i apparantley keep bringing up
    July 31 10:07 AM
  • amemento how am i backtracking you autistic piece of s***
    July 31 10:06 AM
  • amemento i dont have school tomorrow and im not angry at you youre the one sending walls of ad homenin text to my shoutbox because i said you have abysmal taste lol
    July 31 08:30 AM
  • amemento well i mean youre laughing at me for im not sure what so it seems reasonable that i should be amused at you
    July 31 08:29 AM
  • amemento i bet you dont even like jake cameron and the midnight blues
    July 31 04:55 AM
  • amemento im laughing at you for your incorrect spelling of elliott
    July 31 04:51 AM
  • amemento okay thanks for putting me in my place it was required
    July 31 04:51 AM
  • amemento thanks for recognizing my intelligence
    July 31 04:49 AM
  • amemento idk why you keep coming back to my age you're the one bitching like a 12 year old
    July 31 04:48 AM
  • amemento thanks
    July 31 04:48 AM
  • amemento also it's elliott
    July 31 04:44 AM
  • amemento why do you feel the need to use words such as diltch and teenyfag as stated earlier you are not KILL do you even know who I am if you did you would treat me with more respect
    July 31 04:42 AM
  • amemento you have the taste of a 13 year old so
    July 31 04:35 AM
  • amemento i am better than you
    July 31 04:31 AM
  • demigod!
    July 31 04:23 AM
  • amemento go away i am yet to find a single redeeming quality within you
    July 31 04:22 AM
  • amemento shut the **** up you arent kill or funny
    July 31 03:56 AM
  • amemento i dont like RATM and 3.5 = great wtf is wrong with you
    July 31 03:35 AM
  • amemento **** off
    July 31 03:34 AM
  • amemento but i mean lol pwd 4.5 /convo
    July 31 01:09 AM
  • amemento sonic isnt remotely close to being elite
    July 31 01:07 AM
  • unclereich you don't even aeneid LOL
    July 30 05:14 AM
  • unclereich Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et altovi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram;multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem, inferretque deos Latio, genus unde Latinum, Albanique patres, atque altae moenia Romae.
    July 30 04:52 AM
  • unclereich like you could pull off a top hat better than me lol pls gtfo
    July 30 04:31 AM
  • unclereich lol pls that's so last century
    July 30 04:25 AM
  • unclereich your life is a lie!
    July 30 04:19 AM
  • sixdegrees ur cuttin it real close :D
    July 30 03:10 AM
  • pyroflare77 That was a very thorough album preview, mind you, and I didn't like the fifteen minutes of music I heard. I wouldn't be able to stomach listening to a full release of Born of Osiris anyway. Of course it may be unfair, but it's more fair than rating it based on a snippet of one song, for example.
    July 30 12:50 AM
  • Vakarian12
    July 29 01:59 PM
  • Funeralopolis pretty catchy doe
    July 26 04:49 AM
  • Funeralopolis came for the hyperbole, stayed for the tits, left for the mediocrity
    July 26 04:47 AM
  • chemicalmarriage give Ancestors - In Dreams and Time, a good listen. Maybe you have already idk but it's Great s***
    July 25 04:21 AM
  • chemicalmarriage yo just picked up the nosound disc it's incredible. paralysed is epic. Remembered your list so thought i'd give you a shout
    July 24 04:41 AM
  • theacademy na the first half review
    July 22 02:09 PM
  • theacademy don't write matter-of-factly about a band's reputation like its law or something.
    July 22 01:52 PM
  • Vakarian12 ahh fair enough, just got back from mine lol. jam tonight?
    July 22 03:35 AM
  • Vakarian12
    July 22 03:27 AM
  • Vakarian12 IT'S BEEN REVIEWED
    July 22 01:30 AM
  • LavaLover
    July 16 11:56 AM
  • cuki92 But I have heard it. Just seemed average, with nothing engaging to me at all. Sorry...?
    July 13 09:04 PM
  • pribosse
    July 13 12:05 PM
  • KILL sorry dude, metallica is life
    June 26 02:00 PM
  • xVision was supposed to be Symbolic
    June 17 05:49 PM
  • KILL has it leaked or do you mean the new song? i thought it was ok but kinda dull, vocals werent too annoying which is good but idk not much happened
    June 17 11:55 AM
  • xVision Symbolic
    June 15 03:46 AM
  • sixdegrees why nothing at all good sir
    June 13 12:48 PM
  • NeoSpaz did you enjoy ur ban?
    June 11 01:33 PM
  • NeoSpaz metal liveszz
    June 11 01:04 PM
  • NeoSpaz you should check my new review bruv
    April 30 09:48 AM
  • PumpBoffBag haha, everyone should like parkway
    April 29 04:31 PM
  • 70sPriestIsBetter never
    April 27 07:14 AM
  • PumpBoffBag that profile pic is well funny
    April 25 02:51 PM
  • Mike08 If you like prog, check out the Kingston Wall- Kingston Wall II album. Almost as good as Camel- Mirage.
    April 23 09:45 AM
  • demigod! are you ****ing kidding me my god i hate that little twat
    April 23 07:50 AM
  • demigod! wat y arent you in HT
    April 23 07:41 AM
  • demigod! its hard to explain lol, ask slipnslide he'd prob do a better job
    April 22 10:04 PM
  • DirtyDan I mean love Iron Maiden and love memes, so whats not to love about it
    April 22 05:44 PM
  • Vakarian12 it could have easily turned into a massacre and that fact can't be avoided. I know what you meant by the comment though so all good.
    April 22 03:40 PM
  • DirtyDan You probably have the best profile pic on this site.
    April 22 04:14 AM
  • apert i saw you spreading trvth on a gallows vid, really random
    April 21 04:51 PM
  • apert is your youtube account SIMBOLIC DUNKSMAN??
    April 20 01:45 AM
  • demigod! get in here yo
    April 19 10:54 AM
  • demigod! !!!!!!!
    April 19 10:50 AM
  • CaptainDooRight I've never applied bro, maybe I will this next time around
    April 10 07:12 AM
  • CaptainDooRight interesting, I was just curious. Tags are overrated anyways
    April 10 06:43 AM
  • CaptainDooRight U sound like a Jehovah's Witness, are you?
    April 10 06:18 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently that's cool because i love you
    April 9 10:10 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently yeah lets have sex sim
    April 9 10:06 AM
  • Vakarian12 sup SIM
    April 9 01:42 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently c'mere baby
    April 2 03:21 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently yeah it wasn't that great. And I had those reviewsd because they were unprofessional, thank you very much!
    April 1 02:36 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently make a list and stick with it man
    April 1 02:05 PM
  • coneren hey man you were sweet in plug go to tinychat
    March 25 08:57 AM
  • KILL who said i wasnt ;)
    March 20 10:00 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently Nah, I just missed my Nick Cave painting
    February 28 01:22 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently it may or may not be
    February 28 03:32 AM
  • ethixx already read it ;) will comment ;]
    February 20 06:55 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently yeah, please don't link me deathcore.
    February 19 02:32 AM
  • ethixx like, i can't remember my password (or someone changed it) and on top of that it sends a reconfirmation email that I randomly made up to make this account like back in high school looool so i definitely dont remember
    February 7 05:15 PM
  • ethixx it got ****ed up :/
    February 6 03:27 PM
  • ethixx hey babe it's been a while ; )
    February 6 08:33 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently Go check out my new review. also digs: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away, Horrendous - The Chills, Sempiternal Deathreign - The Spooky Gloom,
    February 5 02:07 PM
  • MysteriousNewUser chill dude i was joking about the "OG " thing man
    February 5 01:57 PM
  • Pennywise_M Hey man check this band. A user from this site plays guitar/sings in it (Wogger69). If you do fancy some Metalcore, im sure you'll find it interesting.
    February 1 01:11 PM
  • Atari if i never hear the name deftones on this site again i'm cool with it lol. where you been man? haven't seen you around here in a while?
    January 23 05:15 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently I would have agreed if you hadn't called it "objectively good deathcore"
    January 15 11:18 AM
  • JokineAugustus Ya. I've just started diving into it. Rush, Camel, Pink Floyd, Devin Townsend, Opeth, and Neurosis are the ones I've started with.
    January 15 09:57 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently I did before you made bad lists!
    January 15 08:17 AM
  • bach i have your back niggah broski.
    January 15 07:25 AM
  • JokineAugustus Funny how your pie chart is so similar to mine minus the black metal and punk. You like any prog?
    January 15 07:21 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently HEY YOU'RE BACK! Haven't seen you in a while.
    January 12 08:37 AM
  • KILL stones reach is pretty good if i remember correctly, i havent listened in yonks but i didnt think they were anythin too special when i listened
    December 6 11:53 AM
  • Shuyin damn right ahaha sup
    November 23 05:42 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently NEVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    November 22 02:00 AM
  • souleater haha yes i am skeletor :D
    November 21 12:31 PM
  • ViralOblivion you should check out my newest list youd like the stuff on it
    November 21 08:12 AM
  • Insurrection i cant legally tell you its confidential, sorry
    November 19 09:02 AM
  • OmairSh Noice. One thing, i think it would look more natural if you flipped the face horizontally :-)
    November 18 01:37 PM
  • OmairSh Profile picture m/ haha
    November 18 12:25 PM
  • Atari you did? Nice i ****ing love it. Maiden is my 2nd favorite band ever behind the beatles
    November 18 10:50 AM
  • Atari yeah i hear you man just do what you want though i look forward to reading whatever you come up with
    November 18 10:49 AM
  • Atari who cares what people think man if you love parkway drive and you love that album you should review it :) Hell, i gave new found glory a 5/5 in my recent review and they're a pop punk band lol
    November 18 10:45 AM
  • Atari your last review was funny nothing wrong with a joke review from time to time, but to be honest i like your serious reviews better :P whatcha gonna write next man?
    November 18 08:33 AM
  • Atari Will do buddy
    November 17 02:26 PM
  • souleater Thanks bro imma give that a listen then :)
    November 14 01:15 PM
  • Atari yeah i know how that goes lol
    November 10 12:08 AM
  • Atari U like anything other than metal? i'm assuming you probably hate pop punk?
    November 9 11:34 PM
  • Atari happy friday man about to jam some be'kalor :)
    November 9 10:54 PM
  • andcas I don't even have a problem with you lol.
    November 9 07:07 AM
  • Atari Will do rock on man m/
    November 9 06:56 AM
  • Atari pretty good so far but i don't think i love them as much as you do lol definitely solid though. you should check out ensiferum's debut if you haven't heard them.
    November 9 06:47 AM
  • Atari I read your first review for them on commented on it remember? :P yeah man i love insomnium was gonna rec them to you because i'm listening to be'kalor right now and they sound almost identical lol. yeah i even reviewed an insomnium album over a month ago. above the weeping world is my favorite. i'm assuming you've heard old in flames too?
    November 9 06:36 AM
  • Atari any recs man? i haven't heard be'kalor or however the hell you spell it lol
    November 9 06:19 AM
  • Atari Anytime man like i said i'm not expert lol so you don't have to do what i said just some ideas. pretty damn solid for a 5th review though man just keep writing and ignore people if they're dicks
    November 9 06:14 AM
  • Atari Sure thing buddy
    November 9 05:52 AM
  • Pennywise_M Dude. Your avatar, it RULES.
    November 9 12:03 AM
  • Voivod excellent avatar dude, i had a huge crush on batman animated series back in the day.
    November 2 05:12 PM
  • VlacDrac Sup baby is Chad Warden here.
    November 2 05:35 AM
  • KILL it wasnt even gd lol these retards are too easy
    November 2 12:06 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently Damn, I'm working on Friday night.
    October 31 10:43 AM
  • wacknizzle plz remove your avatar it's creeping me out.
    October 30 09:20 AM
  • NeoSpaz I have now, it's pretty damn good.
    October 26 10:13 PM
  • Don't let youtube comments get to you. The majority of the people on Youtube are idiots who know nothing about musicality.
    October 26 11:45 AM
  • skeletorissatan lol he looks like you
    October 25 11:12 PM
  • skeletorissatan
    October 25 04:54 PM
  • Bossie Not much dude , just lovin' it..
    October 24 03:18 PM
  • Bossie did you notice Metal with an "M" ?
    October 23 03:10 PM
  • Bossie cool reviews , been digging into ratings also , Bowie next to Metal , cool again.
    October 23 03:09 PM
  • OmairSh Haha cool, I guess he only needs youtube for his reviews
    October 16 02:44 AM

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