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  • KILL
    August 21 01:05 PM
  • KILL at work atm but its on rutracker, rutracker has everything ever. if not i can add it to a mediafire link
    August 20 08:51 AM
  • Jacquibim Possibly, we'll just have to see, my work isn't very flexible lol
    August 17 04:24 AM
  • Jacquibim Oxenford dude, like 40kms from Brisbane
    August 17 04:07 AM
  • Jacquibim Ugh dude the next time I get sucked into defending Spawn of Possession I want you to slap me
    August 16 06:02 AM
  • Jacquibim Also that's embarrassing but not as embarrassing as Colors having the same average too
    August 11 06:13 AM
  • Jacquibim Not really man it's okay but it's kinda like Monolith has just been streamlined, watered down and repackaged, also Travis is relying waaay too much on those pseudo-cleans now.
    August 11 06:12 AM
    August 9 05:43 AM
  • BigPleb dang it
    September 11 08:03 AM
  • oltnabrick yes, thats what im asking. gud answer
    August 20 10:52 PM
  • oltnabrick wat kind?
    August 20 10:47 PM
  • oltnabrick do you smoke weed dude?
    August 20 10:38 PM
  • demigod! that was kinda sweet, too many schizo riffs but the vocals and drumming ruled hard
    August 12 06:51 PM
  • demigod! yes let's!
    June 14 12:31 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dino jr
    May 30 10:18 AM
  • Jacquibim
    May 5 11:12 AM
  • Jacquibim Diggin yer latest two ratings m/m/
    May 2 01:41 AM
  • Jacquibim
    May 1 08:09 AM
  • Wizard Scale the Summit are not dm, they're a techy instrumental band this site JIZZZZZZZZZZZESSSSSSSSS over and all I hear is a complete mastubatory, Chuck Schuldiner guitar clinic.
    March 25 08:09 AM
  • Wizard Hey Simbolic, do you love Death's 'Symbolic'? Go listen to Scale the Summit's 'The Collective' and tell me you don't hear Schuldiner's amazing riffage!
    March 23 09:06 AM
  • ASnideReturns Hey mate, would you mind checking out my latest review and giving critique on it? It's my best review imo.
    March 20 12:18 PM
  • Jacquibim
    March 8 12:18 AM
  • Jacquibim A nice seafood dinner, lit some candles, had a little sweet talk, had a LOT of wine, gracefully forayed to the ensuite and the rest is pretty self explanatory.
    February 4 01:58 AM
  • SandorClegane lol Gay-z
    December 8 04:43 AM
  • demigod! plug nig
    December 7 08:48 AM
  • demigod! dude lets plug
    November 17 09:21 AM
  • KILL the maiden record? LXD HADGHKXXD
    November 15 06:21 AM
  • Vakarian12 duuuude check Skeletonwitches new album Serpents Unleashed
    November 14 09:05 AM
  • demigod! agreed hard man
    November 4 09:51 PM
  • chemicalmarriage Hey man, was just wondering if you'd be cool enough to check out a song I wrote.
    October 24 03:41 PM
  • Jacquibim Do it or I'll fukken dek ya
    October 18 09:34 AM
  • Jacquibim Set that as your avi bro
    October 18 09:05 AM
  • JokineAugustus Haha cooler then a brit. What's your aoty so far?
    October 9 10:34 AM
  • JokineAugustus Cool stuff man. You a brit?
    October 9 04:17 AM
  • demigod! pierced is betr
    October 9 01:50 AM
  • demigod! amazing avatar
    October 7 04:26 PM
  • dannyboy89 At least, where rock n' roll is concerned.
    September 25 02:07 AM
  • dannyboy89 SanguineCream (if I remember the username correctly) is also an Aussie.I see you've got an eclectic pie chart.
    September 25 02:06 AM
  • DrMaximus Hahaha, to be honest, never.
    September 24 11:27 AM
  • Disrupt hello there
    September 24 01:41 AM
  • Jacquibim Time to change that avi man
    September 8 07:32 AM
  • Emyay just haven't heard them that much yet. i like 'em both a lot though, will probably go up
    August 27 03:00 PM
  • Epicenter Nice to see someone else agrees with me on Koloss.
    August 25 07:19 PM
  • Jacquibim If your review is good enough then people will take it seriously. Yeah, you'll get a few morons but it's worth a shot.
    August 24 04:27 AM
  • Jacquibim Who cares what others think though? I got negged to s*** by angry fanboys but it doesn't bother me.
    August 24 04:02 AM
  • Jacquibim Dude just write your own review, after all my review is just my opinion, no matter how "objective" I try and be.
    August 24 03:37 AM
  • Jacquibim Yeah I said they're superficial and pretty, not that they're interesting or good.
    August 24 03:16 AM
  • Jacquibim Oh and I never used the word "good" to describe the synths.
    August 24 03:11 AM
  • Jacquibim It's because the synthesisers sound tacked on and ultimately lose their luster damn fast. By "fleshing them out" I don't mean ignoring them, it just means they're not that interesting once the bells and whistles have worn off you.
    August 24 03:08 AM
  • Emyay yeah i hate broad generalizations like that
    August 23 11:05 AM
  • Emyay yeah i see what you're saying man. i don't think its fair to hate on a band just bc they "chug". i certainly wouldn't dismiss a band for that mere fact. i agree that boo takes cues from meshuggah, sure. i just think meshuggah is a lot better, although i did think the discovery was pretty great.
    August 23 10:34 AM
  • ChuckyTruant You suck.
    August 8 11:27 AM
  • Jacquibim sim pls u no i wud nvr do anythin 2 hurt u
    August 8 03:01 AM
  • ChuckyTruant Did it ever occur to you that everyone says that what's Meshuggah is great at for a reason? Jac was right you have been on a steady decline since you joined.
    August 8 01:27 AM
  • ChuckyTruant No you took what I said and ignored it lol. Are you 12? Grow up
    August 8 12:37 AM
  • Vakarian12 You gettin' my messages or is plug ****ing up?
    August 6 10:27 PM
  • Jacquibim Just the pretentious tone and wannabe elite opinions, and the way he reacts to certain users (eg. me), didn't take long for me to catch on.Have a look at my latest list actually, he admits he's Snoxall.
    August 5 07:10 PM
  • DarthMann finally
    August 2 01:40 AM
  • DarthMann Oh sorry I seem to have forgotten the devastating insult you put before that I simply can't get over please refresh my memory Damn dude you've been baited harder than atari
    August 1 11:35 PM
  • amemento yes i am sure as you are reading my posts you are laughing to yourself
    August 1 09:05 PM
    July 31 06:09 AM
  • amemento i never said i didn't care simply because im not exactly sure what genius insult you've created to degrade me that i apparantley keep bringing up
    July 31 06:07 AM
  • amemento how am i backtracking you autistic piece of s***
    July 31 06:06 AM
  • amemento i dont have school tomorrow and im not angry at you youre the one sending walls of ad homenin text to my shoutbox because i said you have abysmal taste lol
    July 31 04:30 AM
  • amemento well i mean youre laughing at me for im not sure what so it seems reasonable that i should be amused at you
    July 31 04:29 AM
  • amemento i bet you dont even like jake cameron and the midnight blues
    July 31 12:55 AM
  • amemento im laughing at you for your incorrect spelling of elliott
    July 31 12:51 AM
  • amemento okay thanks for putting me in my place it was required
    July 31 12:51 AM
  • amemento thanks for recognizing my intelligence
    July 31 12:49 AM
  • amemento idk why you keep coming back to my age you're the one bitching like a 12 year old
    July 31 12:48 AM
  • amemento thanks
    July 31 12:48 AM
  • amemento also it's elliott
    July 31 12:44 AM
  • amemento why do you feel the need to use words such as diltch and teenyfag as stated earlier you are not KILL do you even know who I am if you did you would treat me with more respect
    July 31 12:42 AM
  • amemento you have the taste of a 13 year old so
    July 31 12:35 AM
  • amemento i am better than you
    July 31 12:31 AM
  • demigod!
    July 31 12:23 AM
  • amemento go away i am yet to find a single redeeming quality within you
    July 31 12:22 AM
  • amemento shut the **** up you arent kill or funny
    July 30 11:56 PM
  • amemento i dont like RATM and 3.5 = great wtf is wrong with you
    July 30 11:35 PM
  • amemento **** off
    July 30 11:34 PM
  • amemento but i mean lol pwd 4.5 /convo
    July 30 09:09 PM
  • amemento sonic isnt remotely close to being elite
    July 30 09:07 PM
  • FourthReich you don't even aeneid LOL
    July 30 01:14 AM
  • FourthReich Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora, multum ille et terris iactatus et altovi superum saevae memorem Iunonis ob iram;multa quoque et bello passus, dum conderet urbem, inferretque deos Latio, genus unde Latinum, Albanique patres, atque altae moenia Romae.
    July 30 12:52 AM
  • FourthReich like you could pull off a top hat better than me lol pls gtfo
    July 30 12:31 AM
  • FourthReich lol pls that's so last century
    July 30 12:25 AM
  • FourthReich your life is a lie!
    July 30 12:19 AM
  • sixdegrees ur cuttin it real close :D
    July 29 11:10 PM
  • pyroflare77 That was a very thorough album preview, mind you, and I didn't like the fifteen minutes of music I heard. I wouldn't be able to stomach listening to a full release of Born of Osiris anyway. Of course it may be unfair, but it's more fair than rating it based on a snippet of one song, for example.
    July 29 08:50 PM
  • Vakarian12
    July 29 09:59 AM
  • Funeralopolis pretty catchy doe
    July 26 12:49 AM
  • Funeralopolis came for the hyperbole, stayed for the tits, left for the mediocrity
    July 26 12:47 AM
  • chemicalmarriage give Ancestors - In Dreams and Time, a good listen. Maybe you have already idk but it's Great s***
    July 25 12:21 AM
  • chemicalmarriage yo just picked up the nosound disc it's incredible. paralysed is epic. Remembered your list so thought i'd give you a shout
    July 24 12:41 AM
  • theacademy na the first half review
    July 22 10:09 AM
  • theacademy don't write matter-of-factly about a band's reputation like its law or something.
    July 22 09:52 AM
  • Vakarian12 ahh fair enough, just got back from mine lol. jam tonight?
    July 21 11:35 PM
  • Vakarian12
    July 21 11:27 PM
  • Vakarian12 IT'S BEEN REVIEWED
    July 21 09:30 PM
  • LavaLover
    July 16 07:56 AM
  • cuki92 But I have heard it. Just seemed average, with nothing engaging to me at all. Sorry...?
    July 13 05:04 PM
  • pribosse
    July 13 08:05 AM
  • KILL sorry dude, metallica is life
    June 26 10:00 AM
  • xVision was supposed to be Symbolic
    June 17 01:49 PM
  • KILL has it leaked or do you mean the new song? i thought it was ok but kinda dull, vocals werent too annoying which is good but idk not much happened
    June 17 07:55 AM
  • xVision Symbolic
    June 14 11:46 PM
  • sixdegrees why nothing at all good sir
    June 13 08:48 AM
  • NeoSpaz did you enjoy ur ban?
    June 11 09:33 AM
  • NeoSpaz metal liveszz
    June 11 09:04 AM
  • NeoSpaz you should check my new review bruv
    April 30 05:48 AM
  • PumpBoffBag haha, everyone should like parkway
    April 29 12:31 PM
  • 70sPriestIsBetter never
    April 27 03:14 AM
  • PumpBoffBag that profile pic is well funny
    April 25 10:51 AM
  • Mike08 If you like prog, check out the Kingston Wall- Kingston Wall II album. Almost as good as Camel- Mirage.
    April 23 05:45 AM
  • demigod! are you ****ing kidding me my god i hate that little twat
    April 23 03:50 AM
  • demigod! wat y arent you in HT
    April 23 03:41 AM
  • demigod! its hard to explain lol, ask slipnslide he'd prob do a better job
    April 22 06:04 PM
  • DirtyDan I mean love Iron Maiden and love memes, so whats not to love about it
    April 22 01:44 PM
  • Vakarian12 it could have easily turned into a massacre and that fact can't be avoided. I know what you meant by the comment though so all good.
    April 22 11:40 AM
  • DirtyDan You probably have the best profile pic on this site.
    April 22 12:14 AM
  • apert i saw you spreading trvth on a gallows vid, really random
    April 21 12:51 PM
  • apert is your youtube account SIMBOLIC DUNKSMAN??
    April 19 09:45 PM
  • demigod! get in here yo
    April 19 06:54 AM
  • demigod! !!!!!!!
    April 19 06:50 AM
  • CaptainDooRight I've never applied bro, maybe I will this next time around
    April 10 03:12 AM
  • CaptainDooRight interesting, I was just curious. Tags are overrated anyways
    April 10 02:43 AM
  • CaptainDooRight U sound like a Jehovah's Witness, are you?
    April 10 02:18 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently that's cool because i love you
    April 9 06:10 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently yeah lets have sex sim
    April 9 06:06 AM
  • Vakarian12 sup SIM
    April 8 09:42 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently c'mere baby
    April 1 11:21 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently yeah it wasn't that great. And I had those reviewsd because they were unprofessional, thank you very much!
    April 1 10:36 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently make a list and stick with it man
    April 1 10:05 AM
  • coneren hey man you were sweet in plug go to tinychat
    March 25 04:57 AM
  • KILL who said i wasnt ;)
    March 20 06:00 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently Nah, I just missed my Nick Cave painting
    February 28 08:22 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently it may or may not be
    February 27 10:32 PM
  • ethixx already read it ;) will comment ;]
    February 20 01:55 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently yeah, please don't link me deathcore.
    February 18 09:32 PM
  • ethixx like, i can't remember my password (or someone changed it) and on top of that it sends a reconfirmation email that I randomly made up to make this account like back in high school looool so i definitely dont remember
    February 7 12:15 PM
  • ethixx it got ****ed up :/
    February 6 10:27 AM
  • ethixx hey babe it's been a while ; )
    February 6 03:33 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently Go check out my new review. also digs: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away, Horrendous - The Chills, Sempiternal Deathreign - The Spooky Gloom,
    February 5 09:07 AM
  • MysteriousNewUser chill dude i was joking about the "OG " thing man
    February 5 08:57 AM
  • Pennywise_M Hey man check this band. A user from this site plays guitar/sings in it (Wogger69). If you do fancy some Metalcore, im sure you'll find it interesting.
    February 1 08:11 AM
  • Atari if i never hear the name deftones on this site again i'm cool with it lol. where you been man? haven't seen you around here in a while?
    January 23 12:15 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently I would have agreed if you hadn't called it "objectively good deathcore"
    January 15 06:18 AM
  • JokineAugustus Ya. I've just started diving into it. Rush, Camel, Pink Floyd, Devin Townsend, Opeth, and Neurosis are the ones I've started with.
    January 15 04:57 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently I did before you made bad lists!
    January 15 03:17 AM
  • bach i have your back niggah broski.
    January 15 02:25 AM
  • JokineAugustus Funny how your pie chart is so similar to mine minus the black metal and punk. You like any prog?
    January 15 02:21 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently HEY YOU'RE BACK! Haven't seen you in a while.
    January 12 03:37 AM
  • KILL stones reach is pretty good if i remember correctly, i havent listened in yonks but i didnt think they were anythin too special when i listened
    December 6 06:53 AM
  • Shuyin damn right ahaha sup
    November 23 12:42 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently NEVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    November 21 09:00 PM
  • souleater haha yes i am skeletor :D
    November 21 07:31 AM
  • ViralOblivion you should check out my newest list youd like the stuff on it
    November 21 03:12 AM
  • Insurrection i cant legally tell you its confidential, sorry
    November 19 04:02 AM
  • OmairSh Noice. One thing, i think it would look more natural if you flipped the face horizontally :-)
    November 18 08:37 AM
  • OmairSh Profile picture m/ haha
    November 18 07:25 AM
  • Atari you did? Nice i ****ing love it. Maiden is my 2nd favorite band ever behind the beatles
    November 18 05:50 AM
  • Atari yeah i hear you man just do what you want though i look forward to reading whatever you come up with
    November 18 05:49 AM
  • Atari who cares what people think man if you love parkway drive and you love that album you should review it :) Hell, i gave new found glory a 5/5 in my recent review and they're a pop punk band lol
    November 18 05:45 AM
  • Atari your last review was funny nothing wrong with a joke review from time to time, but to be honest i like your serious reviews better :P whatcha gonna write next man?
    November 18 03:33 AM
  • Atari Will do buddy
    November 17 09:26 AM
  • souleater Thanks bro imma give that a listen then :)
    November 14 08:15 AM
  • Atari yeah i know how that goes lol
    November 9 07:08 PM
  • Atari U like anything other than metal? i'm assuming you probably hate pop punk?
    November 9 06:34 PM
  • Atari happy friday man about to jam some be'kalor :)
    November 9 05:54 PM
  • andcas I don't even have a problem with you lol.
    November 9 02:07 AM
  • Atari Will do rock on man m/
    November 9 01:56 AM
  • Atari pretty good so far but i don't think i love them as much as you do lol definitely solid though. you should check out ensiferum's debut if you haven't heard them.
    November 9 01:47 AM
  • Atari I read your first review for them on commented on it remember? :P yeah man i love insomnium was gonna rec them to you because i'm listening to be'kalor right now and they sound almost identical lol. yeah i even reviewed an insomnium album over a month ago. above the weeping world is my favorite. i'm assuming you've heard old in flames too?
    November 9 01:36 AM
  • Atari any recs man? i haven't heard be'kalor or however the hell you spell it lol
    November 9 01:19 AM
  • Atari Anytime man like i said i'm not expert lol so you don't have to do what i said just some ideas. pretty damn solid for a 5th review though man just keep writing and ignore people if they're dicks
    November 9 01:14 AM
  • Atari Sure thing buddy
    November 9 12:52 AM
  • Pennywise_M Dude. Your avatar, it RULES.
    November 8 07:03 PM
  • Voivod excellent avatar dude, i had a huge crush on batman animated series back in the day.
    November 2 01:12 PM
  • VlacDrac Sup baby is Chad Warden here.
    November 2 01:35 AM
  • KILL it wasnt even gd lol these retards are too easy
    November 1 08:06 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently Damn, I'm working on Friday night.
    October 31 06:43 AM
  • wacknizzle plz remove your avatar it's creeping me out.
    October 30 05:20 AM
  • NeoSpaz I have now, it's pretty damn good.
    October 26 06:13 PM
  • Don't let youtube comments get to you. The majority of the people on Youtube are idiots who know nothing about musicality.
    October 26 07:45 AM
  • skeletorissatan lol he looks like you
    October 25 07:12 PM
  • skeletorissatan
    October 25 12:54 PM
  • Bossie Not much dude , just lovin' it..
    October 24 11:18 AM
  • Bossie did you notice Metal with an "M" ?
    October 23 11:10 AM
  • Bossie cool reviews , been digging into ratings also , Bowie next to Metal , cool again.
    October 23 11:09 AM
  • OmairSh Haha cool, I guess he only needs youtube for his reviews
    October 15 10:44 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently I'll read it after I finish work tonight, man.
    October 15 05:02 AM
  • ViralOblivion yea fer sure man
    October 9 05:21 PM
  • skeletorissatan i already have haha its a good review, i pos'd and commented
    October 9 04:59 AM
  • ViralOblivion You were the only one to say leviathan at 1 thank you for that haha
    October 9 04:33 AM
  • skeletorissatan ive heard it its brilliant
    October 9 03:22 AM
  • skeletorissatan theyre a band that had 2 or 3 great albums but other than that i couldtn really udnerstand the fuss about them. Yeah Kreator are thrash, listen to Coma Of Souls and Hordes Of Chaos
    October 8 10:11 PM
  • skeletorissatan Your probably gonna laugh when you read this, but i honestly dont like a lot of Iron Maiden.Do you like Judas Priest or Kreator?
    October 8 09:25 PM
  • skeletorissatan Give some Mayhem and Burzum a go, with some Cradle Of Filth in there as well? what bands do you like
    October 8 08:56 PM
  • skeletorissatan Do you like any black metal
    October 8 08:18 PM
  • skeletorissatan This is definately true people dont tend to take too kindly to an "objective opinion" unfortunately.
    October 8 08:15 PM

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