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  • Tyler. make a list
    April 26 11:47 PM
  • CK What's your avatar?
    September 23 09:21 AM
  • FourthReich I am lorde ya ya ya
    August 31 09:47 PM
  • thacoconut94 Just came across your comment "well you can eat s*** mate" on the ringtone list, laughed for a solid minute
    January 4 08:23 PM
  • OmairSh Bands worth giving precious time to
    November 2 09:00 PM
  • OmairSh Where have ya been?
    November 2 07:56 PM
  • Spag Ohhh nice! Yes, I also have the new Manes look forward to next month. :) Stoked for both.
    September 29 08:22 PM
  • Spag Conesmoke! Are you READY for Z2!? I know I am! :]
    September 26 07:11 AM
  • Friday13th thanks haha gotta love Gabriel's theatrics
    July 15 01:15 AM
  • anarchistfish good boy. you'll get there xx
    July 11 06:32 PM
  • Mort. its a good bonding experience, you should try it with a family member
    May 16 02:17 PM
  • Frippertronics ARGH The Fripp Ripp Spesh: One pound of "Uncle Meat", by The Mothers of Invention
    April 17 06:26 PM
  • fromtheinside HEY
    March 25 02:48 AM
  • Mad. Cones you gotta check this album, it's ****ing amazing
    March 23 01:38 PM
  • Mad. you 4.5 everything lols
    March 23 08:58 AM
  • TheRubberbandMan Can we go watch a movie together?
    March 4 11:27 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend ill always be cool as long as ur my friend :]
    February 7 01:50 PM
  • Mad. Dat 4.5 :D
    January 22 02:57 AM
  • Mad. you better 4.5 Humanfly brah
    January 14 01:51 PM
  • CheesewireismReturns lol alrighty and indeed they do
    January 13 02:59 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Well that's very kind of you to think of me sir. Thank you for those loving words and may your new year be one of furtherance in the progression that is good and beneficial for you and for all your loved ones!!
    December 31 12:41 PM
  • Mongi123 I've heard of almost everyone on this site that his growls are the best around. I just don't know how to pick out good ones haha
    December 28 10:37 AM
  • Mongi123 Most of the time when I hear that style, it almost always feels out of place from my point of view. I know I'm probably in the minority on that but they're just not for me. That's why I can only dig Damnation and Heritage by Opeth.
    December 27 11:05 PM
  • Mongi123 I do dig Karnivool a lot so I'm sure I'll love it. I tried out Oceanic by Isis yesterday. Weight was ana amazing song. I'm not a fan of that type of vocals but most of the music was too great to not enjoy it to a certain degree.
    December 27 10:47 PM
  • Mongi123 I shall throw that on my list then. I'll try to get to that one soon.
    December 27 10:34 PM
  • Mongi123 I haven't man you a big fan of them?
    December 27 10:26 PM
  • Jacquibim merry christmas cone wish you a happy new year with many space camels m/m/
    December 24 08:36 AM
  • SpiritCrusher2 nice, I hope you'll like it. :)
    December 18 08:39 PM
  • Azn. real nigga s*** m/
    December 18 11:00 AM
  • conesmoke
    December 16 11:52 PM
  • Mad. You'd dig da s*** out of this, AOTY?
    December 10 01:14 PM
  • demigod! Your camel needs a Santa hat bro
    December 4 08:45 AM
  • Mad. Gotta recommend Pyramidal - Frozen Galaxies. One of the space rock AOTYs
    November 30 08:30 AM
  • Parallels which prof pic? the against the grain one or the frog and toad one? lol
    November 20 10:41 PM
  • Necrotica All you do is type two \'s instead of one
    November 20 05:27 AM
  • oltnabrick might make a list of stuff later mayb
    November 20 01:10 AM
  • CK Lol that deer is all like "my body is ready." Just not exactly something I expect to see as a profile picture...
    November 16 12:07 PM
  • Mad. The entire album is probably a 4.5, Imma rate it when I receive my CDTheir other stuff is good too, but a lot more psychedelic and laid back. I'd suggest The Belief Module if you're interested. All their albums apart from AWIE are streaming on bandcamp
    November 13 11:23 AM
  • Mad. Endless Drifting Wreck is ****en' awesome
    November 13 02:55 AM
  • Mad. Haha thanks man, y'all have pretty awesome taste. Check Farflung - A Wound In Eternity****en kickass album
    November 12 12:39 PM
  • KILL yep and i'm glad you asked because i see you havent rated any rush, check hemispheres brother
    November 11 03:12 AM
  • MaskAtTheMasquerade "The gun is good. The penis is evil."
    November 5 12:11 AM
  • demigod! hoy
    October 23 07:54 PM
  • NeroCorleone80 lol thanks. And dont worry I wont change it, Ive had it ever since I signed up.
    October 19 09:49 AM
  • Butkuiss SAtH is still my fav CoL but Vertikal honestly sounds like Vangelis fronting a metal band and that sound is just too successful not to use.
    October 9 08:21 AM
  • InbredJed Oh dude I know, I've been lovin' on the 'don since Remission came out. But the Hunter is kind of an abominatiob is it not?
    August 22 11:54 PM
  • conesmoke
    August 6 12:12 PM
  • mindhelix How did you get your hands on a Pelican release already? I don't see one for 2013?
    August 4 12:30 PM
  • mindhelix You know I think I've grazed over Tame Impala but I don't remember it quite gripping me - where would be the best place to start with them?
    August 4 11:51 AM
  • OmairSh Jamming bilaterl yet again, medicrity wins bass lines are too ****ing good
    July 30 04:08 AM
  • demigod!
    July 23 08:11 AM
  • pribosse lol glad you dig it bro, its from old basement jam recordings with a microphone plugged into a laptop, feel free to rate it or review it or even download it, burn CDs of it, and throw them at innocent pedestrians
    July 13 01:45 PM
  • pribosse oh s***, it's necro dogg!
    July 13 07:54 AM
  • FourthReich nice brutha and likewise
    June 21 08:59 AM
  • FourthReich btw are you someone's alt or just conesmoke the 1st? either way sup im 4th
    June 21 03:36 AM
  • FourthReich woah wtf sput i dumb as hell sometimes
    June 21 03:35 AM
  • FourthReich why lie, and lies why?
    June 21 12:39 AM
  • OmairSh It was more the "nailed it" comment, if you know what I mean :P
    June 20 11:30 PM
  • BigPleb I'll be back on now!
    June 11 08:07 AM
  • Jom My guess is that, because that Facebook photo is a .png file and not a .jpg, your submission kept getting rejected. It should be all fixed now, though.
    June 10 01:09 PM
  • Jom Sure. Send me the album info (or where I can find it) and I'll take care of the rest. Cheers.
    June 10 09:20 AM
  • bloc Haha, it's what I do!
    June 3 11:16 AM
  • Spag Nah you da maaaan cone, also your soundoff for Ocean Machine is perfect hahaha. and I see you heard/rated Eremita, glad you liked it! I can't wait for his new album in fall. It will definitely rule
    May 29 11:09 PM
  • JamieTwort I've only heard Bilateral and Coal so far, both rule hard.
    May 26 08:33 AM
  • OmairSh I'm shocked that the band members are so young, their musical sense is so far ahead of their years. Not only that they're so proficient on their instruments, and thankfully not in an excessively wanky manner. Also Solberg's vocals are just.......
    May 25 02:33 PM
  • OmairSh Yeah man I was very impressed by Bilateral, it's prog metal but it feels so different and refreshing. I'm still digesting all their material. Jamming Coal and it's good to see the band altering things, hopefully the repetitive song structures on some songs won't make the songs lose their novelty. Was hoping for some more keyboard presence though.
    May 25 02:31 PM
  • headphones For real! \m/
    May 14 12:39 PM
  • Insurrection For real I thought I was the only one who hated that song. Its a malignant tumor on an otherwise awesome album. Btw I haven't seen your antics much anymore cone I miss em :/
    May 13 01:39 PM
  • Vakarian12 I will when I'm in a bm mood. Just got some Hypocrisy albums and loads of other stuff though so could be a while
    May 13 07:51 AM
  • check my new list I made an album and its better than Beethoven
    May 9 01:34 AM
  • FourthReich you can get a...8th pound gram for...8 pound
    May 9 01:31 AM
  • headphones uhuhuhuhu yo
    May 3 12:42 AM
  • Jom I see the band page here: -- you should be able to add albums by using this form:
    April 27 11:44 PM
  • demigod! LOL dude, was playin some Batman: Arkham City last night when i stumbled upon this gem: i had to share it with ya
    April 19 02:31 AM
  • Wizard silentpotato I believe said that to me cuz he secretly wants me to be his internet homo lover
    April 17 09:34 AM
  • silentpotato ye i use but its a private site you need to get invited by someone already on the site and im a horrible user and never upload anything so they dont give me any invites :[
    April 16 04:10 PM
  • SitarHero It was pretty funny, but not funny enough to post EVERYWHERE. Still, why would someone even want that on the internet?
    April 11 01:50 AM
  • Curse.
    April 10 10:22 AM
  • Curse. I bet you really know how to pleasure a woman/bodypillow
    April 9 04:35 AM
  • Curse. I bet Paul Masdival understands you!!!
    April 9 04:10 AM
  • Curse. High five for reading comprehension...oh wait
    April 9 02:37 AM
  • thumbcrusher it's called Safe Zone and comes with the special edition of Synchestra, certainly worth it especially if you don't have the original CD.
    April 8 10:35 AM
  • MikaelAkerfeldt Nice avatar, me and Devin go way back.
    March 28 05:04 AM
  • evilford Thanks crazy can be good!!!
    March 28 12:36 AM
  • evilford Oh sorry dude not u I was talking abt coneren haha sputmadness bulls*** u know
    March 28 12:27 AM
  • thumbcrusher indeed never go to swindon
    March 27 10:26 AM
  • thumbcrusher lol there are usually a few submitted for each thing that's why they're moderated, half the time yours wont be the one go up. but make sure to tell me if you've made one for something so i can make one too!
    March 26 01:33 PM
  • kingsoby1 no idea what you're talking about - sorry i'm not a mod
    March 26 02:42 AM
  • silentpotato probably hasnt been approved yet, it wont show up or allow u to comment until the mods have approved
    March 25 11:29 PM
  • silentpotato thank god i thought u were gonna hate me forever for a minute there
    March 13 07:11 AM
  • TheNexus100 nah they kinda sound like periphery now
    March 7 01:16 PM
  • Fluttertrank oh dude..... you're so right!
    December 27 06:08 PM
  • BigPleb Dev is god
    December 20 04:53 AM
  • andcas 100/100.
    December 11 09:36 PM
  • Fluttertrank girls, love, music, sputnik. normal stuff man. haha. You?
    October 9 01:42 AM
  • Apollo my bad dude sorry haha
    August 13 01:27 AM
  • Satellite conesmokes poles
    August 13 12:46 AM
  • Emyay HoF is the the s***, i'll check those other two out. i've listened to both those bands in the past, but didn't like them too much. that was awhile back though. we'll see
    July 27 09:57 AM
  • SpiritCrusher2 omg I can't believe I haven't seen your shout before hahahayea, swollen and halo is probably my favourite Baroness song. what do you think about the new album? I'm kinda disappointed but Eula is sooooo good
    July 20 09:39 PM
  • rockandmetaljunkie Glad to know that I made you laugh.
    July 20 11:06 AM
  • Emyay lol my friends were like "did you get any videos of the show?" because i usually do, but I was like "umm yeah no, I didn't. sorry"
    July 19 10:52 AM
  • AnEpicDeath Sorry, I had never checked my shoutbox before today... you're totally right, the fates robbed of us a second real Aeon Spoke album. Cool to see Aeon Spoke somewhat revived in the new Cynic EP, though! Not that I don't love Cynic (Traced In Air is one of my favorite albums), but Aeon Spoke ended too soon.
    April 20 10:06 AM
  • Hyperion1001 fak u dolan
    April 16 08:09 AM
  • BaselineOOO you're pretty brave for a proghead, ugh
    April 13 03:26 AM
  • seedofnothing awesome bro I glad you were able to find it somewhere. I usually post a thread about it but cool thanks for showing interest. I'll see if I can make that snare pop a little better or just hitting harder too may help ;] I'll keep you posted on future work bro
    March 17 11:14 PM
  • silentpotato rant? i dont see one lol... yee ill check out Alchemist thanks man
    March 17 07:12 PM
  • coneren sometimes i read that you comment and i think somebody else is on my account
    March 17 03:05 PM
  • BaselineOOO cause they're better than us christians!
    March 17 09:02 AM
  • MO werd, clubbing sucks ass
    March 17 02:03 AM
  • silentpotato oh lol, i was close. Victoria, B.C.
    March 14 05:12 PM
  • tarkus anythings possible
    March 14 03:29 PM
  • BallsToTheWall yes dear....
    March 14 12:50 PM
  • qwe3 ****yeah man
    March 14 06:16 AM
  • silentpotato sweet as cussie bra? r u new zealand?
    March 14 05:04 AM
  • Emim yah thanks bro
    March 14 12:59 AM
  • Ire ...tobacco...
    March 13 05:28 PM
  • tarkus in a parachute yea
    March 13 03:30 PM
  • bloc It might be mine too, just because it's so furious too. One of their best engineered albums as well.
    March 13 11:59 AM
  • silentpotato boom. my art. dats wat it is
    March 13 11:55 AM
  • DarkNoctus hell yeah!! [:
    March 13 11:35 AM
  • DarkNoctus opeth are pretty neat, ya! :]
    March 13 09:14 AM
  • taylormemer Will do
    March 13 08:31 AM
  • taylormemer Pretty fun to play on piano too. m/
    March 13 07:19 AM
  • ohfoxxxycole haha
    March 13 05:53 AM
  • DarkNoctus neato!! [:
    March 12 12:10 PM
  • Aphrodisiac i like penis
    March 11 08:12 PM
  • DarkNoctus do you like opeth?? :]
    March 11 07:58 PM
  • KjSwantko yeah it rapes so hard bro. Maybe my favorite Meshuggah song if I had to select one m/
    March 11 01:11 PM
  • Dimor Yeah man Purify is so insane
    March 11 07:17 AM
  • Voivod Yeah it's hard to find their discog in physical copies these days. In a recent interview, the band said that there is really no need for reissue as all their discog is floating on the net.
    March 7 01:39 AM
  • Aphrodisiac banjos r gey
    March 6 10:28 PM
  • ChuckyTruant haha no problem man. cheers m/
    March 6 09:42 PM
  • KILL nm just thrashin to some deathrow you?
    February 18 10:45 AM
  • DarthMann lol wait so you're not coneren?if you're not ****ing with me you go to the message boards, and then user CPand alts are secondary accounts made by users to troll or if they're banned etc.only saying this if youre not ****ing with me
    February 17 11:47 PM
  • DarthMann **** holy s*** i was wrong
    February 17 11:34 PM

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