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News Articles 35
Band Edits + Tags 11
Album Edits 30

Album Ratings 577
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  • pjorn rip. well if you ever feel like using it on your phone or when you're home, join that s*** bro!
    October 2 04:32 PM
  • pjorn yo dawg, idk if you use discord, but you should join the sput server. people be brainstorming about the rec comp on there, among other things.
    October 2 02:22 PM
  • TheMrAlexK Omg wow
    September 19 07:47 AM
  • TheMrAlexK I'll still prob lose cause of Matt Prater... they're playing the giants tho so who knows
    September 17 11:51 PM
  • TheMrAlexK Oooo man I was at a funeral this morning and didn't even know... was fcking heated when I found out
    September 17 10:06 PM
  • Spec Yo I wonder what shipping is in Canada.
    August 26 05:54 PM
  • Spec I wonder if they have any merch.
    August 25 04:06 PM
  • Spec "The Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes" now THAT IS A NAME
    August 25 04:03 PM
  • Spec it's like they assigned random words to numbers and rolled dice
    August 25 03:56 PM
  • Spec AA and AAA teams my man. I can hardly believe it.
    August 25 03:56 AM
  • Spec who names a team the babycakes tbh and the jumbo shrimp smh
    August 24 08:06 PM
  • Satellite are you available to draft @ 3 pm eastern/noon pacific this saturday?
    August 23 10:33 AM
  • ianblxdsoe ayy thanks man i appreciate it : -)
    August 10 04:58 PM
  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 06:01 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 06:01 AM
  • FreddieDelaney31 Got it I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH
    April 4 07:29 PM
  • Spec jose bautista
    March 22 03:28 PM
  • SnakeDelilah bro check athletics
    February 23 02:58 PM
  • Satellite yeah man had a feeling it was exactly what you're looking for.
    February 22 05:24 PM
  • Satellite and adriatica by threesome. serbian surf rock ftw. s*** belongs in a tarentino film.
    February 22 05:15 PM
  • Satellite listen to the s/t by the frights. it rules but somehow wasn't in the db till just now. also this reminds me that i need to listen to their new one and more surf punk in general.
    February 22 05:12 PM
  • Toondude10
    February 18 02:06 PM
  • Spec im actually way behind, on wolf cola now
    February 10 06:06 PM
  • Spec that spoiler alert saved me phew
    February 10 06:02 PM
  • Spec oh no add me flamesfan5 horrible name ya but i was young and naive when i got my first ps3
    February 7 06:05 PM
  • Spec when you gonna get that ps4 going and play some rocket league
    February 7 06:04 PM
  • Spec tom brady
    February 7 06:02 PM
  • KILL see u posting on gaf u sjw!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    December 1 08:56 AM
  • Spec if u say so
    October 28 04:48 PM
  • Hellscythe!qxVwjBra here's the Worry dl I got from Quote Unquote, key is !szHHqY2462uX0NshfFIbYvl1882HKcQNdNjP-kGjaEQ
    October 13 07:06 PM
  • zakalwe Nah, that's not me dude. I feel violated!
    October 1 02:04 PM
  • LordePots wut r u doin with your life these days
    September 18 06:31 PM
  • LordePots im ok i injured myself at work recently so ive been having to lay low but otherwise the life is pretty great right now, how are you
    September 18 04:39 PM
  • Atari yup. I might like it better than brainless god, but it's hard to say...both albums rule. need to spend more time with domesplitter too
    June 23 01:54 PM
  • Atari
    June 20 05:39 PM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 25 07:27 PM
  • BigHans for sure m/
    July 7 11:35 AM
  • BigHans jam the song "Separate Songs," if you like it, youll like the band
    July 7 11:17 AM
  • BigHans if you like Red City Radio, Gaslight etc, youll like them, just reviewed them hard
    July 7 11:15 AM
  • BigHans Have you even heard Restorations
    July 7 11:06 AM
  • Hep Kat idk any cool new punk releases, but keep any eye out for that new radioactivity. that's gonna be nothin but hits bitch
    June 24 10:27 AM
  • oltnabrick nah its basically a cash grab. check out the tape he did with his crew GS9, "Shmoney Shmurda" its better
    December 29 01:12 AM
  • BMDrummer what is your av
    November 6 08:26 PM
  • deathschool Idk. I didn't want to believe it.
    November 2 09:04 PM
  • deathschool Damn. Stephen King for real said that.
    November 2 06:31 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy sounds kinda distant to me but itll probably sound much better on vinyl. im assuming it was remastered with vinyl in mind right? so kinda pointless to be streaming it
    August 18 02:29 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy house atlantic stream
    August 18 02:25 PM
  • theacademy what u mean like by reviewing too much? lololol
    August 13 07:15 PM
  • YoYoMancuso prepare for slight disappointment but just take it for what it is
    July 24 04:20 PM
  • YoYoMancuso did you jam new RxB yet? It's really mellow but it gets the job done
    July 24 12:26 AM
  • climactic its indie-electro-pop with 80s vibes. i dont listen to ANYTHING like that really, but i checked their album out on a whim and i love it. super catchy stuff with awesome synths. plus her voice is almost as adorable as her ;~;
    July 18 05:21 PM
  • climactic lauren the singer from chvrches
    July 18 05:15 PM
  • theacademy how did u even see it btw
    July 15 05:27 PM
  • Spec New Rise Against isn't good :[ I was hoping for some TSATW but theres like none.
    July 15 12:12 AM
  • theacademy lol
    July 14 11:04 PM
  • thepaintedalice Oh no no, you are surely.. mistaken.
    June 15 12:46 PM
  • betray Don't you?
    May 14 04:33 PM
  • betray What's with the personal vendetta against Snide?
    May 14 03:49 PM
  • stranger you made snide leave plz let me blow you
    May 14 02:35 PM
  • Jom Busted. Well, sort of. I have been wiping old reviews (or editing them to get rid of the stupid bold) as I write new ones. You just busted me before I could get to the BNL one. Womp, womp.
    May 14 08:51 AM
  • Scoot ya there's nothing really unique about it but it's just really well done
    May 13 02:58 PM
  • Scoot
    May 13 12:48 PM
  • Hep Kat I like the new warthog 7", and the manners LP. I think the new expire LP will be decent too
    May 7 09:55 PM
  • FourthReich dude in your av looks like fvckin rudy
    May 7 12:35 AM
  • someguest I'm always civil, man. Sputnik is a place where I put on my act. It's all acting.
    May 5 02:21 AM
  • Hep Kat i just realized i never responded to you. i **** with spermbirds and a bunch of other german bands from the 80s. they made spectacular punx muzik
    April 29 07:53 PM
    April 25 12:51 PM
  • PurpleBottle #poke
    April 20 03:06 AM
  • PurpleBottle uhhhmeow
    April 19 07:33 PM
  • PurpleBottle r u deviant irl??
    April 19 03:34 PM
  • aok kris.
    April 12 08:09 PM
  • theacademy Hell must know there have been worse things I've done... I hold out these hands to receive the sun (sum?)... (sounds more like a morning song with sun in there)
    April 7 07:44 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy oh shi.t am i the only mezzer left wow
    March 28 02:19 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy thx for rooting for me =D
    March 28 02:15 PM
  • fromtheinside i just wanted you to the pain in my eyes first hand :_(
    March 18 03:01 AM
  • Jom Masks so far: Mask of Scents, Great Fairy Mask, Woodfall Temple Guy Mask. I WILL GET TO THESE OTHER MASKS LATER - ****IN' TAEL KEEPS PUSHING ME FOR THE MOUNTAINS
    March 17 12:25 PM
  • Jom Just played through Woodfall. Kept dying in the Deku Shrine when you chase the butler for the Mask of Scents (where the tree stumps are). Finally decided to run it as Link rather than Deku Link. Did it in one run. WHERE WAS MY BRAIN.
    March 16 10:24 PM
  • Jom Welp, looks like I'm just hooking up my N64, then! Knowing my luck, my laptop won't be able to handle it. I would get it on the Wii's VC but my sense is that it'd be unplayable.
    March 16 02:00 PM
  • Jom Do you know of any good ROMS/emulators? The only good ones I know are for NES/SNES. If I could find a ballin' Majora's Mask emulator I would cream my jeans
    March 16 11:59 AM
  • Jom Give me a Master Quest of Majora's Mask and it's the definitive #1
    March 15 03:53 PM
  • Jom Your face is a peasant. I see nothing wrong with my rankings!
    March 15 02:33 AM
  • Spec Oh damn. So is that how it feels when people spell it Chris? I think I get it now.
    March 3 05:31 PM
  • Spec i got news for you chris
    March 3 05:20 PM
  • Spec autoerotic asphyxiation yea
    February 19 05:19 PM
  • Spec Slow day so googled tanner weed lol
    February 19 04:38 PM
  • Spec I've been a big Rest fan ever since the release of their 2012 album, Rest. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Rest where Tanner Weed's presence became more apparent. I think Rest is the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Tanner Weed. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, thi
    February 19 04:31 PM
  • Spec sent 100 bones to bowling for soup to spite you
    February 19 04:15 PM
  • ferociouslettuce duh
    February 17 12:00 PM
  • ferociouslettuce uhh
    February 16 06:29 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy i guess if you like cock rock =/
    February 15 07:55 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy better than gravemakers and gunslingers tho right
    February 15 07:53 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy nice dude u jammin yotbr sweet
    February 15 07:48 PM
  • fromtheinside so panopticon - more importantly - in fiction...
    February 3 06:55 PM
  • Spec i know :[
    February 3 01:53 AM
  • Spec that dun show up properly
    February 3 01:39 AM
  • Spec behemoth prob sux behemoth prob suxbehemoth prob sux behem
    February 3 01:31 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy
    January 27 01:13 PM
  • MO np buddy! Apparently you can keep typing yet sputnik cuts s*** off in the shoutbox...weird. Missed one more rec I wrote but it can wait that stuffs more pressing.
    January 24 09:42 PM
  • MO good on ya. listen to some of the staples of the genre. so darkthrone - transylvanian hunger, bathory - under the sign of the black mark OR Blood Fire Death, Dissection - Storm of the Light's Bane, emperor - in the nightside eclipse. once you get those under your belt pick up some absum/odz manouk split - Rotting Esophagus, Leviathan - Verräter
    January 24 07:11 PM
  • KILL necrophobic - the nocturnal silence but p sure uve never checked any of my recs but have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    January 24 03:58 PM
  • fromtheinside new room - - jamming hard punk jams tonight
    January 22 10:14 PM
  • Trebor. White Robes am I right
    January 16 02:57 PM
  • MosesMalone But hey man you're defending the people you can feel super good about yourself, congrats.
    January 14 01:47 PM
  • MosesMalone Well if you noticed I got an actual response to my question from that sound off. Because I wasn't trying to be offensive, I was just asking a legitimate question. Being offensive in relation to that album would've been something along the lines of "is this a trannywreck?"
    January 14 01:47 PM
  • MosesMalone you are the treasurer/scribe of the no fun club.
    January 14 10:25 AM
  • Spec no
    January 13 07:42 PM
  • Spec Ire Works is not a 2. Common mistake, I used to think it was a two.
    January 13 07:38 PM
  • theacademy u were talkin bout kills soundoff right
    January 13 04:40 PM
  • fromtheinside yeah dude, wtf
    January 4 01:13 AM
  • fromtheinside hey, you, over there! ****er, come plug with me and guest
    January 4 12:10 AM
  • KILL yes but dont use it cos im a filthy pirate
    December 27 01:28 PM
  • Kman418 stay positive (:
    November 25 12:54 PM
  • Jade here you go:
    November 12 01:30 AM
  • fromtheinside thanks for STILL not adding me on fb. i'll just wax and wane and wax and wane
    October 20 08:03 PM
  • KILL protest the ooopy badn heh
    October 18 01:12 AM
  • Suddy fegget
    October 14 08:05 PM
  • FourthReich panther eyes m/
    July 25 08:47 AM
  • Jom There're plenty of free resizers online if you don't have Photoshop. If I have some time today I can give it a whirl.
    July 25 08:11 AM
  • Jom I lost power for 3 days with that nutso storm, so I missed a lot of stuff. If you can get it to 170px width I'd be happy to switch it.
    July 22 11:17 PM
  • KILL see
    June 28 07:15 PM
  • KILL dw jom will deal with him now!
    June 26 02:13 PM
  • KILL it sux dont bother
    June 25 06:24 PM
  • climactic ITS SO GOOD
    June 17 06:20 PM
  • climactic the last of us bro
    June 5 11:14 PM
  • climactic ya i think we are. my username is w1ll4y. i'm not online much these days
    June 5 05:46 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures rip bb tty in mezz :)
    May 30 04:52 PM
  • Have a great day friend, nice talking to you :]
    May 14 01:50 PM
  • lick your arm and them you'll have the answer
    May 14 01:28 PM
  • wrong hard, im one of a kind, cream del la creame, tyson, i eat children
    May 14 01:21 PM
  • little boys don't lie
    May 14 01:15 PM
  • no you're a little boy who has a dream
    May 14 01:09 PM
  • so let me guees you're the king who decides who's annoying or not. well since I think YOU'RE annoying can i have you banned??
    May 14 01:04 PM
  • y u tryin to get me banned brew, i even pos'd all your reviews
    May 14 12:51 PM
  • Ire krissy
    May 12 03:43 AM
  • slipnslide
    May 2 01:33 AM
  • Spec why did you tell them i was having fun
    May 1 05:34 PM
  • Spec Your secret is revealed!!!!1!!!11!!
    May 1 05:21 PM
  • Spec Its Wheel all over again!
    May 1 05:17 PM
  • demigod! lol thats an idea yea. 9999 is a pretty impressive figure, wanna keep it intact
    April 23 05:30 PM
  • demigod! haha sorry to put you on the spot man but it was a once in a life time moment, at least take a screen cap or somethin
    April 23 05:19 PM
  • demigod! idk man really tough... maybe something in a Streetlight thread that seems like a good idea but its gotta me somethin ppl will notice and remember for days to come
    April 23 05:16 PM
  • demigod! dude you gotta make it epic
    April 23 05:15 PM
  • dcha
    April 22 11:40 PM
  • Spare yea probs lol
    April 12 10:09 AM
  • Spare i'll tell him some american kid has a crush on him
    April 12 09:36 AM
    April 12 09:22 AM
  • Maniac! Why can't weeee be friends, why can't weeeeee be friends?
    April 11 02:52 PM
  • Jade Well, all staffers are essentially the same anyways so it doesn't make much of a difference. We all change our ratings by .1 for the hell of it, we rant and rave about Justin Timberlake, and we like to flaunt our massive avatars. So if you gave one of us a blowjob, you gave all of us a blowjob.
    April 3 01:16 PM
  • Jade You mean that you know some blowjobs that know some blowjobs?
    April 3 01:13 PM
  • Jade Dude, the avatar makes me just as happy as it makes you. Glad to see it's a popular one, though. =] how did you manage to get access to your huge-ass avatars, anyways?
    April 3 12:58 PM
  • Spec intothekris
    March 31 12:57 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently yeah well I assumed it would be there too if it was after Jack's arrival
    March 31 02:44 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently also I'm fairly sure the room you start off in when you tear into Rapture was destroyed by Jack's plane shortly after he arrived
    March 31 02:31 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently I've theorised that when they opened the tear to Rapture, it was before Jack got there, because the bathysphere they enter doesn't have the broken circuits in the roof from where the splicer tried to get in in the first game.
    March 31 02:29 AM
  • ViralOblivion That is a super cool theory is it possible that the little sisters are clones of Elizabeth since they all look the same?
    March 31 02:23 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently woah dude you just broke my thinker. totally possible, but I don't see a full relation as to why liz would be ryan. I mean, comstock conditioners her to destroy the sodom below, but ryan just wanted to build a city away from everyone so they don't really have much of a connection aside from your age theory, but it would explain why she opened a tear straight to Rapture
    March 31 02:22 AM
  • ViralOblivion Yeah it's crazy s*** I need to play it again and it was just twist after twist like honestly when I found out it was his daughter I had to pick my jaw off the floor and then after that I got a bit confused but I'm all cleared up haha thanks
    March 31 02:18 AM
  • ViralOblivion Like what I got from it is that rapture and Columbia are connected by the events I mean it's all so similar even the little sisters look like an older Elizabeth and that Dewitt comstock and that jack/Andrew Ryan are the same people esentially and so was Dewitt com stock? And was Elizabeth really Anna? And was she his daughter? Just so many ****ing questions
    March 31 02:10 AM
  • ViralOblivion So do you completely get the ending of bioshock infinite?
    March 31 01:45 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures DUDE best av
    March 29 09:17 AM
  • Jom It makes me happy that your Skele Sense tingles as much as mine does.
    March 26 11:18 PM
  • Hipster9000 Oh I'm damn well aware they're a good band, I actually like them more on Canada Songs than their later stuff, but dude, you're a huge ass. You're giving Daughters a bad name bro.
    March 18 08:50 PM
  • Aids d'awww that's so nice. not sure I deserved the promotion, but neither did half of the last batch so woooooo time to have everyone suck my dick/hate my reviews forever!!!
    March 18 07:59 PM
  • Hipster9000 How can you like Daughters?
    March 18 06:15 PM
  • Underflow Had no idea there were people this retarded on Sputnik.
    March 18 02:54 PM
  • Azn. This the quality you're looking for? The whole thing's in a 64 mg file so I'm skeptical, but check it out, seems okay to me:
    March 14 09:03 PM
  • Strider I'm sorry, but I just have to let you know how much I love your comment pic
    March 14 06:19 PM
  • CrownOfMagnets Hi I just wanted to defend myself a little bit. Yes, I insulted Coheed and Cambria and you said "says the guy who lists Dream Theater and Porc Tree amongst his favorites." Well let me be honest I used to like Dream Theater but now they just come off as too cheesy for me.. I used to like Porc Tree a lot too but now I'm over them too. I guess I shouldn't have insulted Coheed because they are not my cup of tea, I don't have anything against them. I just can't stand Claudio's voice.
    March 14 11:43 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures bro
    March 13 04:10 PM
  • Gyromania hey! so uh, you're probably not going to like this but, apparently i have to wait until later this month before i can hand out invites. i'm relatively new to so i wasn't aware. when i get the invites i'll shoutbox you though, deal? sorry i've been responding so late.
    March 8 01:28 PM
  • Azn. oh so I've been listening to a s***ty master the whole time...
    March 7 07:17 PM
  • Azn. Not sure if this is the quality you're looking for:
    March 7 07:03 PM
  • KILL lol pretty much like 80% of site is all HARD JAMS JAMMING AHRD RUSH JAMZ now i mean thats more sonic stuff but yea we both gettin ripped hard oh well it happens raven was doing it years ago now its every bitch it seems but at least metal lives i guess
    March 7 02:54 PM
  • sixdegrees spoiler alert: it rules
    March 4 06:29 PM
  • sixdegrees dude.
    March 4 05:58 PM
  • Dryden was debating on it for a while, decided to make a come back. these new fags have no clue what theyre into now
    March 4 01:00 AM
  • Dryden its been a long enough time away from this place. felt like a good time to cum back
    March 4 12:45 AM
  • Quadrochosis do you even lift?
    March 3 12:46 PM
  • coneren what prestige are you now
    March 1 09:55 PM
  • coneren how are you im on here i dont eant to spam friend ho are you friend
    March 1 09:33 PM
  • Kimm "what happened, if you don't mind me asking?"Are you on Facebook? I'd rather talk about it in a private conversation.
    March 1 06:51 PM
  • KjSwantko Yeah mane, we're both rock the better version of the name. Chillin and jamming some DM at the moment. You?
    March 1 05:51 PM
  • Gyromania as much as i would love the oral pleasure, you can save your talents ;D i'd be glad to hook you up with an invite, but i'm heading out for the night so i'll hit you up tomorrow, sound good?
    February 27 11:31 PM
  • Mordecai. i stop by from time to time
    February 27 03:34 AM
  • Poet grad school is a bitch =(
    February 26 01:11 PM
  • Poet I wuv you
    February 26 01:10 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures big av chuuuch
    February 26 12:06 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures for sure man also the new donovan wolfington ****ing rules
    February 25 07:03 PM
  • RosaParks ty based kris
    February 25 01:08 AM
  • demigod! thanks dude appreciated hard
    February 25 01:08 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures hey man think you'll dig this
    February 18 03:36 PM
  • Trebor. Let me know what the errors are Kris I NEED TO KNOW
    February 5 09:37 PM
  • KILL ur cool but only if you got the original and not the gay sped up higher pitch remaster
    February 5 05:40 PM
  • KILL u god damn bitch
    February 5 05:36 PM
  • Curse. Omg become mod and ill become staff by next year and we'll terrorize this place
    February 1 06:37 PM
  • Curse. I should be staff based on that avatar alone
    February 1 11:56 AM
  • Jom I unfortunately don't have the power to add mods on the reviews site -- only the forums. You should know by now that, if I could, you'd have already been doing mod things for a while now!
    February 1 02:02 AM
  • Trebor. I feel like a teacher in a special ed classroom
    January 30 05:06 PM
  • Trebor. uhh
    January 30 05:04 PM
  • Jom It'll take a bit for the change to port over to the review site, but happy birthday!
    January 26 02:56 AM

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