SwagChef
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  • cirq pilot talk 2.. braaaahh
    November 29 09:45 PM
  • dr2den stfu
    November 25 12:38 AM
  • HalfManHalfAmazing Sup man, you can get banned? Are the moderators strict here?
    November 12 08:35 PM
  • Dryden remember when darbs was pissed off
    November 9 05:30 AM
  • Counterfeit maybeeeee
    November 9 01:36 AM
  • SeaAnemone lolyeah i'm being really concious about cutting down on the 'social' bs and trying to become more jared ponton-like with my posting if you know what i mean. pertaining mostly only to music/my reviews/my lists
    November 8 03:49 AM
  • SeaAnemone yeah it is for me. i take breaks more often now. for instance your review was the first time i posted in a few days, thankfully.
    November 8 03:43 AM
  • SeaAnemone haha yeah I know what you mean. any time i get dragged into social bs here it's not entertaining for me anymore it's always by accident or unwanted. only reason i stick around is the writing, the opportunity to spread a little good music, and to discuss stuff with users i already know n love. i get a lot less out of this site though than i used to. tis a shame.
    November 8 03:28 AM
  • SeaAnemone oh stop it, you
    November 8 03:21 AM
  • SeaAnemone stop being so edgy and angsty please
    November 8 03:01 AM
  • SeaAnemone I think I'm a little late but yeah I'd be happy to send it over to my email man
    November 8 02:38 AM
  • Obfuscation25 It's cool man, I finally figured out a better wording to describe his style and posted the review about a month ago or so
    November 8 01:50 AM
  • JustJoe. Finally got around to writing another review. Give it the once over when you've got some free time. I hope you enjoy it. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/39981/Botch-American-Nervoso/
    October 31 01:24 AM
  • qwe3 haha probably
    October 25 04:11 AM
  • qwe3 idk it got boring pretty fast dude. still a good listen
    October 25 03:55 AM
  • Counterfeit niceeee man
    October 18 07:40 PM
  • Dryden hows your sister
    October 18 04:05 AM
  • Ire what has your sister been up to
    October 18 04:02 AM
  • Dryden what has your sister been up to
    October 17 07:10 AM
  • Ire I hope you die in real life
    October 14 07:32 PM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:23 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:23 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:22 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:22 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:20 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:20 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:19 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:18 AM
  • Realm i hope you die in real life you nigger humping ****
    October 14 06:18 AM
  • Realm fuc kyou ****
    October 14 06:17 AM
  • Ire gonna report the **** out of you browndick
    October 14 04:57 AM
  • Dryden bitchdrip
    October 11 12:30 AM
  • Dryden hey youre back you have been a very bad boy
    October 11 12:25 AM
  • TheeLAMadMan Thanks. I agree with most of your older reviews and I do hope to give my opinons of classic to new rap albums until there's no more to review.
    August 5 03:17 PM
  • Deviant. What is it?
    August 2 11:46 PM
  • Dryden BACONDING IS, IN FACT, DRAGONDOCK
    August 2 09:11 PM
  • SeaAnemone not much Bully, workin' on a new list right now... the first of many "Sea's Spotlight"s
    August 2 08:27 PM
  • Dryden http://www.armageddoncomealive.com/
    August 2 06:59 PM
  • Dryden ur lying u just woke up
    August 2 06:53 PM
  • Dryden IM BACK
    August 2 04:44 PM
  • dr2den wake up sleepy head you have a whole day ahead of you ^_^ =] :3
    August 2 03:29 PM
  • dr2den you fell asleep you slutty ****
    August 2 05:59 AM
  • dr2den have fun mowing lawns and eating tacos you ****
    August 2 12:05 AM
  • Ire vegas
    August 1 07:54 AM
  • Ire kanada isn't exact?
    August 1 07:47 AM
  • Ire kanada
    August 1 07:22 AM
  • Ire ok im older than you... good
    August 1 07:19 AM
  • Ire thanks maaaaaane. whasssyo berfa da?
    August 1 07:12 AM
  • dr2den we are brothers
    August 1 07:05 AM
  • Ire muh berf duh is march 4th
    August 1 07:01 AM
  • Ire how old is you, boom doom?
    August 1 05:21 AM
  • dr2den better spam alot so others dont see that email and send u pictures of thier cox
    July 31 11:23 PM
  • dr2den we both are banned so stfu bitch. @hotmail.com or wat?
    July 31 11:17 PM
  • dr2den cannot tell u on here ehehheh
    July 31 11:10 PM
  • dr2den yes
    July 31 10:53 PM
  • dr2den no i wish. u got msn?
    July 31 10:44 PM
  • dr2den get on msn right now
    July 31 10:42 PM
  • dr2den or cut down on the prepubesent porn so you can get on a good computer and not a s***TY MAC
    July 31 10:38 PM
  • dr2den NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. thinking about it more though honestly. for right now d/l msn you slut
    July 31 10:22 PM
  • dr2den how are you today blackdoom
    July 31 10:05 PM
  • dr2den r we still friends
    July 31 02:55 AM
  • dr2den u breakin my balls
    July 31 02:51 AM
  • dr2den no way bro dont go there
    July 31 02:49 AM
  • dr2den just msn
    July 31 02:47 AM
  • dr2den you should get high just to write the review
    July 31 02:45 AM
  • dr2den review an anal c.unt album
    July 31 02:37 AM
  • dr2den i am Tronn
    July 31 02:32 AM
  • dr2den stick it in her butt too even if she crys to stop be like i aint stopping now that im going and make her take it and soon sounds of pain will get u hard on and ull be like bitch bend over and blow your load all in dat ass. this alt sucks omg i better be unbanned soon and u bloopdoom should be unbanned
    July 31 02:23 AM
  • dr2den u fukkin showed them. i should be unbanned by now but noooooo i am mad i wanna kill some ****s with a shovel. u should **** her tomorrow
    July 31 02:08 AM
  • dr2den how are you and did you bang her omfg
    July 31 01:01 AM
  • dr2den did u bang her
    July 30 05:18 PM
  • Inveigh Audition and Ipecac Neat are much better imo, more straight-up hip hop. Never Better has some great tracks, just some others that aren't so great relly
    July 30 04:06 PM
  • Inveigh word man, I'll d/l that this weekend then. readin up on em now, sounds pretty cool
    July 30 01:37 PM
  • JustJoe. So far, I'm about 5 tracks into Burrprint. It's not as bad as I was expecting. After a full listen or two, I think I may have a full grasp on it.Also, I just saw your comment about 36 Chambers and Reasonable Doubt, and Aes Rock. I just died a little inside, maybe a lot. Alas, if you can change my mind on Gucci, there is hope I can change yours on the aforementioned artist/albums.
    July 30 07:11 AM
  • JustJoe. Sputnik just nixed my explanation. I'll try again. I am not faulting Eminem for the more mainstream type sound on Recovery. I just felt that he wasn't confident in his content and that really showed in the songs. Also, for him to cave in to public opinion and denounce Relapse (which I loved) on the song "Not Afraid" showed me that this is not the same Em that I grew up loving.
    July 30 05:59 AM
  • JustJoe. I know at some point it became really cool to hate on Pitchfork. No one is infallible and Pitchfork does get it wrong sometimes, but I respect that 99.9% of the time the reviews are well written. Drake's album was not an 8.4 at all. For what it was supposed to be, I've heard better, from him and other artists. The 2.8 they gave Recovery, I thought, was appropriate. I agreed 100% with they review.
    July 30 05:54 AM
  • JustJoe. Pitchfork wrote a pretty decent review on a Lil B release, a while back. Their reviews are always well written, so I think I can get an idea of how to listen to him properly. As for Gucci Mane, I'll check that out, along with Maxinquaye tomorrow.
    July 30 05:27 AM
  • Bitchfork listen to ninjasonik's latest album for the lulz. write a review for it. make it lulzy.
    July 30 03:56 AM
  • JustJoe. I'm not going to lie and say I listened to his entire discog and gave him what I would call a "fair" listen. Those are three songs I have heard from him, yes. Not much else I can confidently say I have. Also, my Lil B encounters are minimal at best.
    July 30 03:51 AM
  • JustJoe. My listening run-ins with Lil B and Gucci Mane have not been pleasant. However, my opinion is not yet set in stone.
    July 30 03:36 AM
  • JustJoe. I respect the consistency of your pie chart. I'll look to you for hip-hop rec-age. I love, love, love hip-hop.
    July 30 03:23 AM
  • JustJoe. Tonight I'll hopefully give that a spin. My knowledge of trip hop is pretty limited. Psyence Fiction was probably the first I'd heard from the genre and I was, and still am, floored by it with each listen.
    July 30 02:50 AM
  • JustJoe. Then it's time to profess my love for UNKLE- Psyence Fiction. The world should now of my fixations.
    July 30 02:38 AM
  • Deviant. Same s***, different day. You banned for that joke review?
    July 30 02:29 AM
  • JustJoe. Okay, coolness. And when I do that, it'll show up with my comments in threads and reviews and such? Like "Digging: That Album From That Artist"?
    July 30 02:17 AM
  • Inveigh never heard of em. so, I guess.. no, for now haha. what's it like?
    July 30 02:16 AM
  • JustJoe. Probably a silly question, but how do I list who I'm "digging" on my posts (as in when I comment on reviews, etc)?
    July 30 01:39 AM
  • Bitchfork I like Fiona Apple like I enjoy getting my cooch pounded on Friday Nights.
    July 29 11:58 PM
  • Deviant. Sup balldig
    July 29 11:42 PM
  • Bitchfork The last time I listened to a hip hop album (emphasis on hip) it was Ninjasonik's Art School Girls so my ears are still dealing with the aftermath of the rape I endured.
    July 29 11:41 PM
  • AnotherBrick whats up buddy. whats with the new name?
    July 29 10:11 PM
  • JustJoe. Muchos gracias, mi amigo.
    July 29 09:10 PM
  • JustJoe. I definitely will. And, I just sent in the review. Let's hope it makes some noise. I lyke noize.
    July 29 08:53 PM
  • JustJoe. That's all really helpful. I'll get on to properly formatting my reviews, straight away.
    July 29 08:17 PM
  • JustJoe. I will. Thanks a bunch. Though, I was wondering how to format reviews. Bolding, italicizing, etc.
    July 29 08:07 PM
  • JustJoe. Sent. Hope you enjoy.
    July 29 05:16 PM
  • JustJoe. I think I've finished my first review. Care to proof it?
    July 29 09:25 AM
  • dr2den dude
    July 29 06:48 AM
  • dr2den xnxx.com all the questions you need will be answered there
    July 29 06:44 AM
  • dr2den what you need to do is pound em hard. even if they cry and say stop, dont stop until your done. u can do it young one.
    July 29 06:40 AM
  • dr2den wooow better then i expected. figured she would be like http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3547/3547.jpg .
    July 29 06:33 AM
  • dr2den can i kill u and **** her after
    July 29 06:23 AM
  • Ire **** bitches get money. and being a douche is very good. Never be nice to a woman ever. EVER.
    July 29 06:22 AM
  • dr2den fk n chuck
    July 29 06:11 AM
  • Ire wat u do now this time broomdroom?
    July 29 06:10 AM
  • dr2den wat u do now this time broomdroom
    July 29 06:04 AM
  • Ire sup blawgdawg
    July 29 05:40 AM
  • Ire pus
    July 29 05:40 AM
  • JustJoe. Oh, also, I thought you might appreciate this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Milk_(band)That's my uncle's old band. The second paragraph of the biography always makes me smile. =]
    July 28 07:29 AM
  • JustJoe. "The Disintegration Loops" is a group of albums by William Basinski. But I'll leave it to the experts to explain it properly. I was just intrigued by the concept behind the album that I wanted to apply it to some other literary concepts I'd been exploring. And I too know nothing about music. I've gotten as far as I have with my "ear for music" and some curiosity.
    July 28 07:28 AM
  • JustJoe. Wow, 13 years old. When I was that old, I'm pretty sure I had trouble tying my shoes and spelling my name correctly. Looking at his music profile, I think that him and I may end up getting along fairly well. I'm actually writing a collaborative story with one of my creative writing friends, and the base of the narrative is T.S. Elliot's "The Waste Land" and "The Disintegration Loops" by William Basinski.
    July 28 07:02 AM
  • cirq Yeeea.. I'm glad to find another DZA fan
    July 28 07:00 AM
  • JustJoe. I'll keep an eye out for all the people you mentioned. Bitchfork actually commented on my first list with: "Hi. I'm Bitchfork. I'll probably hate you because you'll like syncretic pieces of s***. I'm cooler than you and more hip and edgy, and, overall, I'm a better person than you." I respect comments like that. Very honest.
    July 28 06:46 AM
  • JustJoe. That helps a lot, actually. I'll try and read some reviews myself and see what works and what doesn't. I'd love it if you proofread it once I completed it. Thanks a bunch. =]
    July 28 06:33 AM
  • JustJoe. I like the idea of possibly being the "authority" on one album, so I'll attempt to review that album. I was wondering what suggestions you had for the review, as in how to write it, the do's and don'ts of sputnik review writing. Things of that nature.
    July 28 05:37 AM
  • JustJoe. I think that my attention is already drawn in so many directions. Sputnik will suffice for now. I'm trying to get a grip on my sanity enough to write my first review. Since I added in Tanya Morgan myself, I figure their second album, Brooklynati, is a good enough place to start. Any suggestions?
    July 28 04:59 AM
  • JustJoe. Negatory. Just Sputnikmusic at the moment, though I've recently been checking out RYM for more music recs.
    July 28 03:59 AM
  • JustJoe. Thanks for the welcome, Bulldog. Hope you get unbanned real soon, and I certainly hope my stay is an extended one.
    July 28 03:50 AM
  • Bitchfork Does my post need some simplification?
    July 28 02:20 AM
  • Bitchfork Their new lo-fi surf pop-punk fad is retarded and they're actually calling it noise punk which is ****ing retarded. In musical news - I don't think you've listened to my 3 EPs. My ambient EP is getting copyrighted. And like I'm working on a world-noise-post-dub-experimental/instrumental hip-hop combo LP so you should be satisfied with that, yes?
    July 28 02:15 AM
  • Bitchfork Oh, well. Pitchfork and I broke up :[.
    July 28 02:09 AM
  • Bitchfork AX7 thread?
    July 28 02:00 AM
  • hydeyomoney SWAGCHEF WOOO
    July 28 12:18 AM
  • dr2den exactly
    July 27 04:59 PM
  • dr2den they were like. oh no you got new users offended in an avanged sevenfold review. you must pay with a weeks ban and no more weed either punkk
    July 27 04:30 PM
  • dr2den looks like were both banned now
    July 23 05:11 PM
  • witchxrapist im gonna call the cops on u
    July 22 12:12 AM
  • witchxrapist gtfo wiggerrrrrrrr
    July 21 08:32 PM
  • chambered89 yeah its awesome whatd you rate it
    July 21 07:45 PM
  • witchxrapist oh wow look at that, i removed all ur posts, u go u sick troll u****ing wigger retard
    July 21 06:08 PM
  • 2muchket! bryce, u gay son
    July 21 03:23 AM
  • witchxrapist yo, suck a dick son
    July 20 09:45 PM
  • Dryden im here for u
    July 20 06:04 AM
  • Dryden what did boozeding do to get banned
    July 20 05:34 AM
  • Dryden nm u
    July 20 05:18 AM

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