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Reviews 5
Approval 87%
Soundoffs 12
Album Ratings 153
Objectivity 87%
Last Active 01-24-11 6:54 pm
Joined 03-22-10
Review Comments 152
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 | sublimefan1991 dude i think you're like my muical taste equivalent, but you've listened to more s***. like a ton of our ratings sync up, and brokencyde and daughtry are (obviously) among my least favorite diisgraces to music ever too. but not gonna lie, i would never bash miley - although i'd definitely bone her.
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| sublimefan1991 i lol'd pretty hard at your 'dark horse' review just so you know haha. and btw the marshall mathers lp is my fav. album of all time as well.
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 | stratfan7 it's totally normal. rifling through their trash and sleeping in a tree in their backyards is totally fine.
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| stratfan7 um, excuse me sir, i believe that you just implied that you have been involved in underage drinking!!! i'm going to need to report that, and inform you that it's a SIN. REPENT!!!! also yeah you never were indie, you were just desperate for contact with other human beings, you pathetic bitch. and also **** you, katy perry is a talentless hack, though she is extremely attractive. i approve of your plan, i honestly don't see how it could go wrong. i'm also stalking various hot celebrities too.
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| stratfan7 yeah you better be sure that happened, you're next. and god dammit! what the ****?!?!? do you want indie cred or not!?!??! mine has been steadily rising. especially b/c i have no friends, that raises indie cred quite a bit b/c i'm better than everyone. also i got 34 albums from the music library. god i just can't get over how badass i am! also ewwwww hard rock! also i got a public enemy album from the library, huzzah!
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| stratfan7 you in the army. it's a shame you're just too ****ing badass." and i was like "damn straight". there's your ****ing report. also yeah we desensitized you a bit to the hipsters lol. also im going to see built to spill today and the tallest man on earth tomorrow!!!! yayyyy!!! are you gonna see bts on this tour? i think they're going to new york next
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| stratfan7 mud wrestling each other? ooOOOOOooOoOOoooOOOooo kinky! also i have. here's the report: saw a 4 star general walking down the street with his bodyguards. he's all like "look at this douchebag in the galaxie 500 shirt! indie band shirts are so lame." then i was like "excuse me sir? so i dress like a douche but **** you" and then his bodyguards pushed me. took all 6 of them down with 1 punch. 1. then i pulled a vulcan sleeping grip on the general. when he woke up he's like "we could use men like
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| stratfan7 immediately report you to your commander army boy (you know how i can't resist a man in uniform btw ;)) lol anyway how's ROTC? has bill murray showed up yet? every time i see an ROTC member in uniform on campus here i picture your face on them and then punch them in the throat. i'm coming for you, even harold ramis can't save you.
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| stratfan7 alright 1st of all, **** you and your geography! it's not 8th grade anymore you can stop sucking up to mr. grant lol. and there's not that many hipsters here, just indie fans like us. there are a few hipsters though, you can always tell by who's wearing the most obnoxious looking clothing that they probably payed $100 for at urban outfitters lol. also hippies are worse than hipsters ugh at least hipsters are clean and don't smell like pot haha. also, i swear if i catch you ever drinking i will
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 | guerilla939 Not cool to make jokes behind people's back. There's tons of hipsters here 2. N waaaaaaay to many crazy liberals in classes.
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| stratfan7 anyway, now i need to go purposely hurt MARIST so that my pun story won't be a lie. while im busy intentionally falling down stairs, how's marist? what are your classes? ARE YOU DRUNK RIGHT NOW?!?! "i want the truth!"-tom cruise. also, i'm reporting you. anyway, how's life up in new york?
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| stratfan7 guess who has 2 thumbs and is back with a vengeance? this guy. and that settles it, if the army is anything like stripes i'm joining! that movie was so awesome, bill murray is the man! and yeah it's cool, hopefully i won't end up like phil haha but we'll see when the workload gets intense, who knows! haha dirty ****ing ivy leaguers...anyway things are cool here, classes are interesting and met cool people (indie fans!). except the other day i fell and hurt MARIST!!! eh? get it? yay puns!
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| stratfan7 well well well look who's come crawling back! i knew you couldn't stay away! and dammit i am at witz end with all these puns! anyway, how's college? it's sooooo weird being away from ct lol. how's the army? i'm assuming it's literally exactly like Stripes, you know naked mud wrestling, stealing army property, partying, and messing with Sgt. Hulka?
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| stratfan7 switch word order to make yourself feel good. 8. i need to listen to more RHCP, even though they do suffer from a lack of shirts. 9. bob dylan is most definitely amazing, bringing it all back home
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| stratfan7 the early 2000's mid-sized japanese sedan auto club, the single most exclusive auto club in the world?!?! well, we had a good run at the top of the automobile world. you should buy another one so we can re-form the club! 5. ah you went to that concert? i hear they're quite good live. i mean i'm no green day fan but i'll admit they write catchy songs and have good pop sensibilities. 6. i heard it's quite cool, he has an awesome bass too! 7. you're just a pasty sack of turds who feels the need to
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| stratfan7 alrighty then, here's my counter list! 1. yeah i guess they're a bit pretentious, but compared to ****ing animal collective or something they're fine!!! last time i checked you listen to hipster music too! 2. i guess her music is ok for mainstream pop s***, but i mean it has no artistic value to it and it is not interesting!! 3. good idea, he's awesome. plus he plays a jazzmaster and wears glasses so instant indie cred! 4. holy s*** you wrecked the mazda?!?! what happened?!? is this the end of
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| stratfan7 im gonna get his 2nd album too soon, it's supposedly really really good. double post FTW
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| stratfan7 1st of all, no i like stalking your sputnik. i find your ratings quite sensual. 2nd of all, no it isn't! i agree she's hot and all but her music sucks!!! unless you're a 14 year old girl!!! 3rd, how the **** do you not like arcade fire?!? they're legendary!! they're also not even that pretentious! and win butler isn't a dick, he's just too tall and canadian, neither of those things are his fault!!! and 4th, that's an excellent idea to check out the elvis costello album, tis and excellent one.
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| stratfan7 how could you get the suburbs before funeral or neon bible?!?! and lol yeah i feel like win butler is mocking us for living in the suburbs but the album is so damn good that it doesnt matter. and speaking of this not being your normal realm of music i was looking at your rating and why the **** does taylor swift have a 4.5?!?! also look up assjack on urbandictionary, the first definition actually sounds very accurate for what you are, ya ****ing assjack
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| stratfan7 have you listened to Funeral or Neon Bible yet? those are good too. i still have to listen to The Suburbs ugh lol. and **** you, holy s*** your so clever you switched the word order! i propose that it is you who is the assjack!
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| stratfan7 yes you're finally coming around! lol good for arcade fire making a **** the hipsters album, after all those steaming bags of s*** abandoned them after Neon Bible! i actually pre-ordered the album the day before it came out even though im in new york haha for some reason i felt the urge to buy it instead of d/l or grooveshark. i love arcade fire, im psyched that this album is supposed to be good. you listen to the whole thing?
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| stratfan7 haha pink triangle definitely is awesome, love that song. also kinda funny too lol. and **** you! i never disagreed w/ you on that fact since 8th grade, and i knew it myself for the last 3 years! since it was 8th grade when you told me that i wouldn't admit it b/c i still assumed all punk sucked back then! the only "punk" you were listening to was blink-182 lol. 2nd of all, **** you i've been saying assjack for years you pasty sack of turds lol
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| stratfan7 lol ik ik im just finally voicing my approval for the musical stylings of early weezer! THEY WERE SOOOOO GOOD!!! Tired of Sex, El Scorcho, and The Sweater Song are amazing! you're gonna hate me for this, but i see parallels b/w early Weezer and Pavement, they both have a quirky alt-rock thing going for them. also, pavement ****ing kicks so much ass, i've become obsessed w/ them again haha
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| stratfan7 yeah get their album oh, inverted world. and yesh ill check out cage, didn't he sample a built to spill song in a song? on a completely different note, early weezer is ****ing awesome, blue album and pinkerton are ****ing awesome! ik i already said this, but im so excited cuz i always assumed they suck as much as they do now, and those 2 albums dont suck at all!!!!!
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| guerilla939 Yes the mental hospital thing with cage is most definitely true. You got Hell's Winter? It tends to be considered better than Depart From Me, but DPM is still a really good album, not to mention the the cool yet bad trip-esq cover art of a guy being devoured by fairies.
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| stratfan7 lol i forgot, you only care about those 2. and yeah i remember that show, good stuff but this song is better than that show lol, it has a cool riff. and yeah the new ones are quite good, not as good as the show in it's prime but still impressive, once the show builds momentum again it should be just as good. go to futuramaepisode.org you can watch the new ones there. also do you listen to the shins? i've been rediscovering them lately and forgot how good they are. oh, inverted world is brilliant
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| guerilla939 Pei Mei is way fn cooler than Steve Burns. FTW denied.
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 | TRMshadow know where I got it, second line in "Boy Lilikoi". Really been digging it recently. What's it mean anyway?
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| TRMshadow You username sounds very "Jonsi-ish" Would I be correct to assume that?
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| stratfan7 oh yeah i've heard that name before, isn't he the guy that was totally ****ing insane in his younger days but now he's not as bad and he raps about it? wasn't he in like a mental hospital for a while or something? and i like the profile pic, Steve Burns from I Hog The Ground!!!! damn i'm such a loser for knowing that lol but still it has a sick riff courtesy of Steven Drozd of the Flaming Lips. damn, i love that band. lol have you been watching the new futuramas? also, any more rap i should
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| stratfan7 ooooh the bake sale....there's a sebadoh album called bakesale, everything obviously comes back to 90's guitar indie!!!!! and wait a second, if they have impressive/clever lyrics, how do they have "not a whole lot of substance"? you're gonna need to explain this one haha. yeah we used to listen to soooo much weird al i remember a couple of us had albums and we all just let each other burn them, i ended up w/ 7 or 8 weird al albums on my computer back in the day lol
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| guerilla939 Did you know that they were missing Ride This Train on the Johnny Cash page? Just added it.
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| stratfan7 nem stuff? haha i still need to check him out. also, best rapper ever: Weird Al. remember those days? anyway, are the Roots any good? i know they're on Jimmy Fallon now, but are they good enough that i shouldn't hold that against them?
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| stratfan7 haha alright, i'll check out some of this stuff! even NWA, honestly who doesn't hate white people? we screw everything up. anyway, im thinking of getting/downloading It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back as my 1st rap album. what do you think of this plan? no matter what, Loser by Beck is still the greatest rap of all time lol. and i read that review, holy s***!!!! that was hilarious, whoever wrote that is a funny guy! mmmmm satire!!!! what's your favorite rap album after your silly Emin
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| guerilla939 The review for Rated X-Mas reads like a bad Freud excerpt from our psych book. And did you see the "members also liked"? It consists of Poison, William Hung, Enrique Iglesias, Coheed and Cambria, and Jewel among others. WTF???
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| guerilla939 Listen to My Ships Not Pretty by Kings of Convenience
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| guerilla939 I just read your conversations with Greg about rap. I'm tryin to get him to listen to some I've played some of 36 chambers, krs-one, and Jedi mind tricks. And indeed I am a wu-tang fan - I own 36 chambers on vinyl. I also played the full song of the choice is yours by black sheep - not just the part in the commercial.
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| guerilla939 I just realize that your profile pic looks like a viola twin
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| guerilla939 What's witz's deal w/ eminem? He's not amazing but even I like some of his stuff.
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| stratfan7 haha yeah i'll check him out, i'm not easily offended. and i once saw a movie w/ mos def in it! does that count as checking him out? anyway, ill check out the other ones you mentioned to. all i know about the beastie boys is that they were in an episode of futurama, the one w/ bender "jacking on" haha that was an awesome episode! anyway, what about the Wu-tang thing? people seem to think they're talented?
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| stratfan7 lol next time they come around you should definitely come! and yeah who cares about the rest, i can't believe that that media whore flava flav was once part of something important and intelligent, now he's just another asshole w/ a VH1 reality show. dammit i hate our culture so much! and yeah i'll check out the album, if the illustrious matt algiere thought it worthy of a 5 it must be good! speaking of good rap, i was impressed w/ Deltron 3030 when fountain showed me them, you know them?
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| stratfan7 lately though and i've been really impressed. yay social consciousness! i'm trying to find good rap maybe ill give this young whippersnapper eminem another chance lol btw the concert was so ****ing awesome on saturday! it sucks that you couldn't come, you would've loved it!
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| stratfan7 first of all, if i listened to what the media has told me about him, then i should be listening to him right now so i could be "hip" and "popular" and part of the MTV generation! but honestly after hearing your rant i think i might check him out, b/c i never knew that he didn't like pop culture and want to be mainstream and s***, i can respect that. i always assumed he was a s***ty mainstream talentless hack. and lol but they ARE all thugs and criminals! haha i've been checking out Public Enemy
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| stratfan7 yes i have! it's quite painful, but worth it! sonic youth is ****ing amazing! apparently you don't get good music b/c you're listening to eminem. sonic youth would so win in an unarmed fight, that obviously means they're better. learn your music, moron. eminem is a dirty turd licking detroit whore! sonic youth are legendary! LEGENDARY! fountain would NOT be pleased with you right now.
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| stratfan7 well have fun fighting w/ old star wars props while china builds a real death star!!! and you know what? all hipsters hate other hipsters!!!! so i guess that makes you a hipster, bitch. go wear a scarf, listen to vampire weekend, grow a beard, and spend $100 on every piece of clothing you wear. ****er.
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| stratfan7 lol OH ok i was confused there! you should quit in 4 years so you don't have to serve when we invade Iran or when we fight the 1st space war with China!!! and lol i don't NEED to be JJ to point out YOUR s***ty grammar. YOU'RE just a pathetic tool, like the rest of us!!! and if you keep listening to Sum 41, i'm gonna have to give you a Fat Lip. and for God's sake listen to Arcade Fire! do you want indie cred or not?!!? and lol idk why YOU'RE excited, i'm just a massive tool in a Yo La Tengo shirt
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| stratfan7 maaaAAAAaaaaatt, you've got some splainin' to do! 1st of all, how are you in the army?!? are you actually like Private Matthew "s***ty Music" Algiere now?!? 2nd of all, Sum 41 over Arcade Fire!? are you kidding me?!!?!!? you listen to the music of a 6th grade wannabe skater!!! 3rd, yeah i shall be attending, thx for the invite. 4th, it's "your", not "you're" in this situation. how did you graduate high school? 5th, i can't believe that Sonic Youth is actually awesome. oh, the lulz!!!!
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| stratfan7 wait a second...are you serious? i can't tell b/c most of what comes out of you're mouth i assume is false lol and i'd be honored to be one of your 16 mormon wives! we can all have crazy adventures and then make a family PG comedy about them!! and **** you radiohead is the only thing i have going for me right now!!! them and the NEW ARCADE FIRE ALBUM!!!!
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| stratfan7 well well well look who's come crawling back!! and pfff you're also a bit gay! and aren't you excited for the NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM!?!??!
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| stratfan7 lol well they're both awesome! ik where is my mind is the pixies' most popular song but i can't stop listening to it! great great album! and i will not chill!!! i will proclaim the glory of grizzly bear until the day i die!!!! and don't kid yourself, you desperately want to be a hipster. soon you'll be buying a scarf and a flannel shirt. but yeah surfer rosa or doolittle? i really can't decide which i like more
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| stratfan7 admit it, you just start s*** on here b/c you're lonely and long for the acceptance of the hipster community. as am i. and i'll definitely check out that band they sound great, i love vocal harmonies so much lol that's why i love Grizzly Bear. who i recommend you listen to by the way. Veckatimest is like zomgzomgzomg OM NOM NOM FTW
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| stratfan7 haha yeah like teenage riot is a really good song. i got daydream nation and it's such an awesome album! now all you have to do is realize that Pavement is actually good, and you'll be as cool as me! don't you want Pitchfork to like you? lol and btw check out the band Surfer Blood i just discovered them and i think you'll really dig them
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| stratfan7 wow man. way to take one for the team and listen to that. that must've been the worst hell imaginable, and i wouldn't wish that fate upon my worst enemy. except you. but yeah did you listen to it on grooveshark? now you can talk to matt morrone about it though, at least there's a bright side! and i still haven't listened to reinventing axl rose ugh but i did discover that sonic youth is actually really good sometimes! daydream nation is really cool, and it unexpectedly has some great melodies
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| stratfan7 lol i can't help it! and i saw you AGAIN last night! i was hiding in the bushes at your house and then i climbed up a ladder and watched you sleep! what a coincidence, right? and yeah that album is on my extremely lengthy list of albums to get, i might move it up to near the top though lol. i noticed you didn't like their new album haha. and here's a long overdue question: when you reviewed that niceklback album, did you actually listen to it? just curious lol if so, i feel bad for you haha
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| stratfan7 ehhhh i still don't think SLF is folky at all. though they are awesome and up there w/ the clash as far as goodness goes. Inflammable Material may be my favorite punk album. it's prolly tied w/ London Calling and Marquee Moon. and yeah i heard Against Me! sucks now kind of, i still need to get Reinventing Axl Rose. is that album worth getting? and zomg i saw you driving again today! getting on that stretch of highway after Corbin Ave. that leads to Route 9!
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| stratfan7 i'm gonna have to disagree, folk does have a specific sound in my opinion, though it still does have that mental state and set of ideals that you spoke of. and btw, i think i saw you on the highway yesterday! were you on that highway that heads towards west farms mall and target?
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| stratfan7 ah well if you put it like that then that makes sense! and wow you don't need to suck up to flowers anymore by liking humanities, we're out of school now. tool. but yeah that makes sense in that they're singing about injustices and such. i still need to listen to pete seeger. i want to meet that guy so badly now too!
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| stratfan7 really? where? i don't think i hear any folkiness in the clash or SLF. and i guess the poques are folk-punk. this genre is a niche that Republican Demographic needs to fill!
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| stratfan7 see now it makes sense why i like picaresque more and you like CW more! it's b/c i listen to more folky stuff than you and you listen to more poppish rock than me! mystery solved! huzzah! and omg i saw this weezer vid from '94 when rivers still had long hair of them playing the sweater song and it was amazing and it made me so sad that they suck so bad now. and i love the femmes and like against me! but i can't think of any other folk-punk bands at all, but maybe the pogues. we need to find more
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| stratfan7 yeah SLF is the best. they're sound really is pretty close to the clash's 1st album, except maybe a little more intense. i love that band so much, they're as good as the clash in my opinion. and yeah exactly rise against is borderline metal and i just hate that genre. and its so surprising you don't like andrew bird! he's as folky as the decemberists! oh and i just got and listened to pinkerton! as good as the blue album damn it was so good! what happened to rivers?!?!?!
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| stratfan7 and omg andrew bird deserves that 5! idk where you even got the hippie association that's totally false lol the album's amazing so well-written and complex you'd prolly like it. and btw, check out these guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEuvDvuYQsA you'll like them. so intense and energetic! watch the whole vid too, it just gets more awesome. they're up there w/ the clash in my opinion, plus they're from northern ireland when it was all crazy. some of the best punk ever, you'll like them
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| stratfan7 lol yeah unfortunately you're right for once you assjack. pinkerton is next on my list. i always just kind of assumed weezer sucked as bad as they do now, guess i was wrong lol. and yeah i don't quite dig rise against, their sound isn't very classic punk which is what i usually dig, they're too like tight and stuff i guess, almost metal-esque. glad you liked milo goes to college, i need to get more descendents. that's such an intense yet catchy album!
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| stratfan7 lol i dont need the approval of a pasty queer! and ya it's an incredible album! Hallelujah is so remarkable. and btw, i finally listened to The Blue Album like you've told me for like the last 5 years and it's ****ing amazing! i assumed Weezer always sucked as bad as they do now, guess i was wrong!
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| stratfan7 lol i read your comments you pasty, cheeky bastard you! haha i like your little rise against rant, and btw you're gay
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| stratfan7 like new episodes!!!!! that is literally going to be the best day of my life!!! on comedy central
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| stratfan7 haha try it. i'll take them all down! and besides, i only use computers at the library so no one can track my true whereabouts. and OMG YOU FINALLY RATED PERFECT FROM NOW ON!!!! now get There's Nothing Wrong With Love. it's better than Keep It Like A Secret but not as good as Perfect From Now On. and 31 DAYS TILL FUTURAMA IS BACK ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG OM NOM NOM FUTURAMA!!!!!!!!
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| stratfan7 lol yeah absolutely. i just saw a pic of the xavier lacrosse team on facebook or something and holy ****ing s*** it's douche central! i didn't realize it was that bad lol! it'd be funny if they're reading this right now cuz they're all closet indie fans and come to kick my ass haha
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| stratfan7 "got a lot of pastels. i went to boarding school" did you see the sequel yet? that one's just as good! i have a feeling that that's what a lot of guys on xavier lacrosse team are like lol
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| stratfan7 hahaha oh yeah i watched it! did you see the interview w/ daniel tosh and the average homeboy? that was funny as hell! oh and nice new avatar of Brantford Winstonworth or whatever his name is! those videos are hilarious! this is my lucky spoon, once scored a goal in practice with this
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| stratfan7 hhaha bros lacrosse? what were you up to when you found that? lol i hate lax bros. you have to see this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
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| stratfan7 oh, and read this nickelback review haha:http://sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=35931
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| stratfan7 lol holy s*** yes! they'll be all like, "they have a drummer, they must be competent!" but then when we play they'll realize that we've fooled them! yes, those stupid bastards! who else would help us make fools of ourselves and can play an instrument?
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| stratfan7 lol i think you're absolutely right. we have to do something of astounding stupidity. i'm thinking use garageband to layer every noise possible then have some fun w/ video editing! we can call it A Song For Dave! lol
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| stratfan7 lol yeah your classic bob dylan freestyle lyrics to like a rolling stone! better than the real thing. and yeah we do have to jam soon now tht you can play! Republican Demographic must be created!
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| stratfan7 hahaha paper cliche! holy s*** we were soooo bad. i cant believe alex had to take ain't no rest for the wicked off youtube cuz of all the bad comments haha. i do miss the bowie breaks though.
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| stratfan7 haha yeah read some of them. did you actually listen to the whole album to get the rating? if so, was it worth the emotional and physical pain and vomiting?
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| stratfan7 man i must say that was a great review. that was ****ing funny as hell, i actually laughed out loud during it!
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| stratfan7 lol im about to read it. and yeah i really need to do a review, folk might be a good idea. i folking love folk!
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| stratfan7 lol thanks. i'll be looking forward to that review all day now. i'm literally just going to sit here and keep refreshing till it's up. lol i need to start reviewing dammit! what album are you gonna do?
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| stratfan7 lol yeah he's completely different in that he's competent and Truth is REAL metal. and hahahahhaahha yes! you still may be ranked higher than me, but i just like to see you suffer b/c you dropped!!!!!!!!!!! and i read your little comment battle on the sonic youth album hahahaha "so many raves, so little time"
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| stratfan7 and hahahahaha you dropped to 871!!!! now all of those 854 tshirts you had made are useless!!! hahahhahaha yes!
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| stratfan7 hahaha i knew i heard that word the other day! tht's such a great song. and yeah i've tried, but i just don't get metal. it's all like "sacrifice a goat to the god of death and launch a rocket into the sun!!!!!!!!! YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *shredshredshredshredshred* but early metal and proto-metal like jeff beck's 1st album, tht's good stuff!
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| stratfan7 you do have a good point, and folderol is a great word. we could conquer first sputnik, then pitchfork, then the world!!!!!!! combined, we do cover an extreme amount of musical area. except metal, but metal sucks so that's ok. and btw, i agree w/ your soundoff on Broken Boy Soldiers. the Raconteurs have some great songs, but they're not as good as the White Stripes and their albums are kind inconsistent
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| stratfan7 well it's a good thing that comments don't mean s***! i was just humoring you to get you to shut up about your stupid reviews. and that pun w/ The Mountain Goats was so s***ty that i'm gonna attack you and even Sparks won't be able to come to The Rescue.
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| stratfan7 wow, you're such a bitch. 1st of all, you like bowie too! 2nd of all, Doug Martsch is 100000x better than Rosenstock or Gabel. 3rd, you apparently don't know the definition of satire. 4th, i said nothing about "pleasing" bowie, you're the one who brought that up w/ Gabel, so what does that say about you? It's says you're a flaming homo, that's what. 5th, go eat a turd, im a better sputniker than you'll ever be, you greatest-hits-album-rating, pop-punk-reviewing, delusional fool!
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| stratfan7 sir, you forget yourself! well since you enjoy british bands too, does that mean you listen to elton john too then? cuz that's what your logic says! and you think i'm blowing bowie while you want to have children w/ jeff rosenstock. i've only rated 1 bowie album, and how many BTMI! and ASOB albums have you rated? i rest my case that your logic is fundamentally flawed and hypocritical, and hereby relieve you of your title of #854. I suggest you find yourself a good lawyer.
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| stratfan7 no it was a test! if you think that you know folk, then look at my ratings and tell me what folk album other than Bob Dylan I gave a 5! you failed b/c you didn't even make it to that part! and i've heard the monsters of folk, they're pretty good. they're no grizzly bear, but respectable. and only 114 ratings? despicable!
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| stratfan7 oooh i bet you think you're pretty cool! and trying to boost my folk cred? i've been rating various folk albums this whole time! ok, here's a test for you: other than the bob dylan album up there, what other folk album did i give a 5? what's that, you don't know! then FOLK YOU, BITCH!
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| stratfan7 oh wow, that was a good one!!!! so clever! if we're going w/ crappy music puns, then All Time Low is possibly the All Time Low of all music! and REM is one of the first indie bands and one of the most influential bands in the indie scene! their early stuff is legendary! you quasi-indie fool!
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| stratfan7 pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff i don't need you and you're stupid posse! i'll have a posse of people that are too good to be ranked, like me!!!!
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| stratfan7 well, it looks like sputnik is wrong. i will surpass you if it is the last thing i do.
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| stratfan7 i'm too indie to have a site ranking. looks like you're just a conformist, obsessed w/ trying to be accepted. and btw, stop rating greatest hits albums! rate a real one, ya pansie! i saw that john lennon rating you tried to pull!
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| stratfan7 i hate you so much. unfortunately you're right though haha i'll comment on some other reviews to erase that statistic. but the evidence that i read a review for a pop punk album will always be there!!!! nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| stratfan7 listen to the original, it's a really really good song. and as much as i hate blink, i will admit to liking their album title enema of the state, but that's just because i have a weakness for tasteless puns. are you gonna give it a favorable review or no?
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| stratfan7 they covered Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones and ruined the song! and lol well when you're finally ready for some indie cred, you know what to listen to. glad you like Titus Andronicus, that album has quickly become one of my favorites. and haha yeah i wish i had time to write reviews too but not w/ these senior assessments, only one of which i've done. can't wait till this year is over and i can spend every waking hour on sputnik writing reviews!
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| stratfan7 i tried to download BTMI!'s 1st album today but i couldn't get it from WinZip to iTunes so that's my project for the night haha. and you are quite the harsh reviewer! lol it might be a good idea to review blink then. i just have an eternal vengeance against them that's deepened even further when i saw that they did an awful cover of one of my favorite songs GAHHH!!! and if you want indie cred, listen to Grizzly Bear. Grizzly Bear=instant indie cred. that's how i did it
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| stratfan7 NO! don't review a blink album unless you want to see your indie cred go down the drain! and BTMI! is a surprisingly good band! and here i was thinking punk is dead! and btw, listen to Titus Andronicus' album The Monitor. very punk-ish, think you'd dig it!
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| stratfan7 well, b/c she writes her own music i'll MILDLY respect her for that, it's more than most other pop stars. and what are you gonna do you serious review on? and omg chad kroeger, just the name screams sounds like such a tool name. his name is chad! and he's an asshole and a terrible "musician." and what are you gonna do your serious review on? i gotta start reviewing stuff haha
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| stratfan7 yeah but at least Stephen Malkmus writes his own music! pwn3d! and haha im glad you liked the ratings, plus i actually bought those albums in middle school and haven't listened to them since them b/c even @ 12 i realized they sucked! and i'll be looking forward to that satirical review haha
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| stratfan7 and hahahahahah you gave Taylor Swift a 4.5!!?!??!??!?! what the hell is wrong w/ you!!
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| stratfan7 pfffff good one. go listen to a greatest hits album (like you did for Neil Young) and leave the real albums to the rest of us! and btw, i saw you give that Nickelback album a 1.5 instead of a 1. i guess you really do have a soft spot for them!
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| stratfan7 i'm sorry, i'm just busy have 1 MORE SOUNDOFF THAN YOU!!!!!! go eat a turd, you hack! i win the soundoff battle! now to write 4 reviews...
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| stratfan7 i'm sorry, i'm just busy have 1 MORE SOUNDOFF THAN YOU!!!!!!
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| stratfan7 oh my God! 3 reviews! wow, im so impressed! i would hardly call 3 reviews "churning out reviews". i guess im just right about everything
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| stratfan7 try it. i dare you. you'll find out why they call me G-Force. and you inadvertently almost quoted a Pink Floyd song. if you know what it is, then i will respect you for the one second that it takes me to read the song title (if you know it)
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| stratfan7 wow ur so dumb. first of all, kurt cobain is alive and in hiding. everyone knows that! and are you seriously comparing Courtney Love to Wilco? they could totally kick her ass. there's like 6 of them. 2nd, your plan is flawed, b/c you can't assume i would consent. fortunately not everyone is as flamingly gay as you. and 3rd, way to copy JJ's shoes just to be like him!
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| stratfan7 u r epic fail! cranium devouring only takes place in the 9th circle! plus if i don't consent to it, then i don't go to the 7th circle, so have fun down there w/ your other gay buddies! and on your recent songs feed, there's a song by Courtney Love!!!!!!! hahahahahhahaaha zomg! that's bad even for you!
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| stratfan7 congratulations, you found me. now im going to attack you so viciously that your Third Eye will go Blind and you won't be able to have any Offspring. i just out-punned you w/ 2 s***ty bands that you gave good ratings. your objectivity score may be higher, but that's just b/c not everyone realizes that i'm right about everything yet. and the only dirty pirate hooker here is you! great oden's raven!
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| guerilla939 Your profile picture looks like Johnny Cash is holding a blurry penis. WTF?
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 | hoipolloi then maybe i should curb stomp you and then lap up some the pretentiousness which leaks out...
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