Andy H. B.

Reviews 27
Approval 97%

Soundoffs 76
News Articles 13
Band Edits + Tags 547
Album Edits 356

Album Ratings 4085
Objectivity 91%

Last Active 10-25-17 5:23 pm
Joined 01-24-10

Forum Posts 200
Review Comments 24,838

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  • coneren holy fuuck mark madryga
    October 29 10:58 PM
  • coneren what fer buddy
    October 28 10:38 PM
  • coneren how are you m8
    October 28 08:49 PM
  • coneren hey
    October 28 07:43 PM
  • Evokaphile So that new spectral voice is all 4.5s except you. Wanna join the club for the sake of collective novelty? Having a massive of run of 4.5s on it would be beast mode.
    October 10 12:22 PM
  • Satellite will do man. thanks!
    October 7 02:51 PM
  • Brewtality91 Have you listened to that Sacramentum yet broooo
    July 17 10:51 AM
  • StarlessCore eyy dont call me craig like u kno me fagit!
    July 9 04:58 PM
  • StarlessCore killself
    July 2 07:08 PM
  • StarlessCore youre handicapped
    July 2 05:53 PM
  • Relinquished I took 2 days off and saw this bs this morning too, don't even bother to read anything
    January 3 12:14 AM
  • someguest If I was in that field that would be my focus too. I get an adrenaline rush just from thunderstorms. You build a real connection to the earth during a storm if you put some effort into it. There's just so much energy being transferred during the process.
    December 26 10:28 PM
  • someguest Sounds like fun to me.
    December 26 10:24 PM
  • Astral Abortis Hey man I know we've been massive dickheads to each other in the past but honestly getting into petty fights on the internet is pretty lame and counterproductive so I just wanna say no hard feelings and stuff and hopefully we can kinda just not be dicks from now on to each other because you have some pretty cool taste regardless of what you think of mine
    December 26 10:17 PM
  • someguest Now now, elevation has nothing to do with temperature!
    December 26 10:16 PM
  • someguest The big one here is snowfall totals. "They never get it right!" Well, if you knew how winter storms worked and moved...
    December 26 10:10 PM
  • someguest Must be fun. The average individual doesn't have any weather literacy beyond what's happening right now. It's odd only some of us find the subject fascinating.
    December 26 10:08 PM
  • someguest Are you out in the field or in university?
    December 26 10:04 PM
  • someguest Cool s***. I grew up glued to the Weather Channel when all they did was report on conditions. The office I work in now turns to me for weather, ha.
    December 26 10:01 PM
  • someguest "4k hd video camera primarily for storm chasing" Are you in Meteorology?
    December 26 09:58 PM
  • Xenophanes Satanic Corpse is amazing
    December 22 03:08 AM
  • sach lol you're a piece of s*** and a deluded one at that
    December 18 07:53 AM
  • sach that's right, I throw personal insults at users and belittle their lives
    December 18 07:34 AM
  • sach didn't realise you were such a piece of s*** lmao
    December 18 07:21 AM
  • Relinquished in that case it wouldn' hurt to check out
    December 7 09:11 PM
  • Relinquished idk if you heard of this band, karmacipher. DoA-era Ulcerate rip that is welcome in my books.
    December 7 09:03 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa bruh I'm fringe for life, get off me
    November 6 10:54 AM
  • Relinquished lol zippermouth
    November 4 07:05 PM
  • Relinquished i mean, there's no crowd to follow and he's a more decent guy than before among a group of sheep
    November 4 07:05 PM
  • Relinquished yea man I took those off. her last records were nice but she knocked it out the park this time
    November 4 09:32 AM
  • Relinquished lol good times. the s***heads don't change.
    November 3 10:27 PM
  • hal1ax were you a stats major? seems like u rly know ur sh1t
    October 28 09:01 PM
  • EyesWideShut you gonna drop a best of 2016 list dude ?
    October 22 09:53 PM
  • EyesWideShut lank to that enhanced Funebra ep broski
    October 20 09:32 PM
  • RogueNine Yeah that was pretty much my reaction. Hadn't ever met a fellow sputter before.
    September 30 01:23 PM
  • RogueNine Dude I was scrolling through the pictures in the Sputnik yearbook and all of the sudden it hit me. I met you on the most recent Drinking with Mets. I came in late and you and I started chatting about tornado history.
    September 30 04:33 AM
  • jagride drethewatcher.mp3
    September 25 06:03 AM
  • jagride never rly interacted with pissbore but i had him down as one of those captaindooright type "riffs jams hard " goons doing low grade impersonations of kill and sonic
    September 25 05:45 AM
  • jagride looking back on it 2013/2014 was the tipping point where good users started leaving and posting less and everyone else was basically paddypoohead
    September 25 05:25 AM
  • jagride **** i remember paddypoohead that guy sucked
    September 25 05:24 AM
  • RogueNine Ah gotcha.
    September 23 06:19 PM
  • RogueNine Yo Shadow, which sector of meteorology do you work in?
    September 22 11:05 PM
  • LordePots i didnt know mito was from van actually although i dont really like them anyway. was mostly just curious if we've been at some of the same gigs
    September 18 08:19 PM
  • LordePots do you circulate the van metal scene at all
    September 18 08:10 PM
  • jagride i was a fan of your work
    September 7 06:31 PM
  • jagride were you user "none"? trmdetective says yes!
    September 7 06:21 PM
  • StarlessCore eyyyyy u kno my name!
    August 23 04:54 PM
  • StarlessCore physically hate u. dont even kno u tho!
    August 23 04:47 PM
  • oWhoadYo Dang, that's around the time I joined as well
    August 12 01:40 PM
  • oWhoadYo Thanks for the 4 rating on my band's album. :^) I've seen you around here for years, how long have you had an account?
    August 12 12:04 AM
  • FourthDyke Biggest dick on sput
    July 19 04:35 AM
  • review more
    June 2 06:00 PM
  • Jacquibim hey dude, got any metal/punk recs from 2016?
    June 1 02:37 PM
  • Jacquibim tis a mystery indeed
    May 3 05:31 AM
  • jagride Quite possibly the most epic, towering indie-pop record of all time
    April 28 05:38 PM
  • Realm That **** sowingseason hasn't unbanned me yet. Man **** that boring ass **** brand new queefing gashole
    April 11 04:30 AM
  • TheSpirit where did you download that chthe'ilist album?
    January 17 06:07 PM
  • Jacquibim Typical contrarian BS yeah, did you expect anything different from him? I'll prob get a review going soon but yeah, needs more spins.
    January 17 05:52 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot oh and new Ulver leaked
    January 16 06:19 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot and my DM game is pretty limp but this is something else, no denying
    January 16 06:12 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yea! a bit alien - sorta biological, yet not scientifically identifiable, lol
    January 16 06:11 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i get a different vibe, i think. a bit more... idk how quite to word it. maybe a bit less demonic and more ... hmmm. I can't quite put my finger on it
    January 16 06:08 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i wanna review it but i'm guessing Jac will which may be for the best anyhoo. but yeah man, I really like the ambiguity of some of the atmosphere as well
    January 16 06:03 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot new chthe'ilist is so rad eh
    January 16 05:51 PM
  • LordePots its all good dude no hard feelings, u weren't telling me anything i don't know to be true its just a struggle to break bad habits and obviously people don't like to hear hard truths.
    January 16 01:59 AM
  • LordePots as much as my pride hates me to admit it, you're right dude. sorry.
    January 16 01:32 AM
  • TheSpirit Your Yersinia Pestis rating is ALMOST acceptable.
    January 13 08:53 PM
  • turnip90210 Thanks for the Greg Sage remark. I've been blissfully unaware of his existence, so time to go on a massive Wipers solo stuff bender. The influence is clearly audible (even more so when you go check out the rest of the Snakepit stuff and find punk), and the fact both musicians stem from Oregon couldn't have hurt either.
    January 2 01:56 PM
  • SachikoM ty. i probably didn't have any to start with, but i'm slowly beginning to figure out when to pull my head in and all that s***. it's just a learning process tbh. i'm still young and naive, so everything's a learning process.
    December 1 11:24 PM
  • SachikoM ahh, fair enough. you jammed alberich? you might like them, they lean more towards the industrial/ebm side of PE, so it's not as gratuitously abrasive (and it's also blessed by a lack of disgusting lyrical/ideological themes) as the "true" stuff. otherwise, stay well, and keep putting s***ty/annoying users (like me) in their place. it is a good deed. we all need to check ourselves sometimes.
    December 1 11:11 PM
  • SachikoM i know you hate me and all (but let's just ignore that for a second), but i was jus' wonderin': do you jam any PE (or even industrial stuff a la Alberich)? i'm just intrigued, that's all, for some reason you remind me a bit rasp (and your taste seems semi-similar) and he jams that shizz, so... that aside, keep it real.
    December 1 10:59 PM
  • Adabelle 'Sup, you know anything released this year that sounds like Meth Drinker?
    October 21 09:22 AM
  • evilford dude new skeletal remains rips, why aren't more people on this?
    September 30 01:14 PM
  • evilford got most of those but there are a few there I haven't heard yet so I'll check em out, thanks m/
    September 28 02:42 PM
  • evilford hey shadow sup, not sure I've gotten any 2015 dm recs from you yet. really trying to keep on top of dm this the top of your head, what have you heard of from this year that can't be missed?
    September 28 02:36 PM
  • Jacquibim That skream dude makes me want to punch a wall holy s***
    September 22 03:10 AM
  • ffs
    September 9 07:33 PM
  • Nimb49 Still, such animosity is haram.
    August 14 05:59 AM
  • Nimb49 Understandable.
    August 14 05:52 AM
  • Nimb49 Just to clarify, why is it that you hate so much?
    August 14 05:49 AM
  • Nimb49 I'm glad you like my work.
    August 13 10:10 PM
  • Relinquished good high reads agreed
    August 12 01:38 AM
  • Relinquished lol yea obvious baits
    August 12 01:36 AM
  • Hurricanslash Ah, then you already reached the post-Lambs phase! That's good as well. I'm always wondering, how a person who almost exclusively listens to Hip-Hop can say that Slavery wasn't bad? Or talk over black people in this fashion? Like, doesn't he understand the genre in it's core roots?
    July 27 04:32 PM
  • Hurricanslash Hey man, piece of advice. Discussing stuff with Lambs really leads nowhere, it will just leave you extremely angry at some point. You seem like a cool guy, and I would hate to see you suffer from what I call the "Lambs-Experience".
    July 27 04:28 PM
  • emester Thanks. I really appreciate it. Couldn't find a single download of it on soulseek so that link really helps
    July 19 07:42 PM
  • FourthReich
    July 19 03:48 AM
  • MO hey buddy. if you get a chance i'd like to know what you think of my band's EP. trying to soak up as much criticism/advice as possible. i trust your music taste and judement so it'd be good to hear from ya
    July 15 03:25 PM
  • LivingThrowaway Nice. My parents are both involved in the scientific world so I've been exposed to a fair bit myself...
    July 10 03:32 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Nice, do you plan on getting a PhD?
    July 9 04:35 PM
  • LivingThrowaway You're part of the scientific community eh? Interesting, in what field do you work?
    July 9 07:57 AM
  • LivingThrowaway I'm an entirely different person to my 12/13 year old self (my age when I used the old username) and my music taste has almost reversed entirely as well. I used to think thrice was good, now I can't stand them.I imagine I must be reminding you of someone else who used to frequent this site.
    July 6 04:44 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Ah, ok. Why are you so fascinated by my old username?
    July 6 04:38 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Or whoever that guy was...
    July 6 04:37 AM
  • LivingThrowaway You're not at all related to shadows?
    July 6 04:36 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Why are you so obsessed with my old username/account? I feel as though you're hiding something more sinister from me tbh?
    July 6 04:34 AM
  • "doesn't bring the noiz" why are all the new users so profoundly terrible
    July 5 07:56 AM
  • Wizard Still need to listen to it.
    June 14 09:12 AM
  • Wizard House of Atreus definitely hits the Arghoslent spot but I'm still waiting for that dm album to come out this year that absolutely grabs me. A total lacklustre year and most of the s*** Sputnik's been trending with dm sucks ass.
    June 11 07:33 PM
  • Recspecs Do I have you on fb? I need to add you to Mezz
    April 30 01:07 AM
  • Recspecs I have a Sputnik sex app
    April 29 10:19 PM
  • Jacquibim Glad to see you're diggin that ad nauseam album
    April 29 03:48 AM
  • Spec who you callin' a pinhead?
    April 28 04:48 AM
  • Spec Can't open that but judging by the link im guessing it's all like "ain't got no time for daaaaaat." But seriously, how hard is it to be nice to random people on the Internet?
    April 28 04:39 AM
  • Spec Oh no I made you not respect me. Well you'd better screenshot the s*** out of those messages for moaropeth then.
    April 28 04:33 AM
  • Spec I guess I can go edit all my comments to say "needz moar opeth" now.
    April 28 04:25 AM
  • Spec You were always so mean I felt like throwing it back at you.
    April 28 04:23 AM
  • Spec You'll be recieving your letter from HR in the mail in a few days now.
    April 28 04:16 AM
  • Flugmorph 4 votes dude
    April 23 03:07 AM
  • SnakeDelilah why
    March 1 03:24 AM
  • Dryden i raped her
    February 28 11:26 PM
  • pissbore ayy bruh. forgive me for honestly letting my passion and mania get the best of me on this site at times. i have something awesome to share with sputnik, and every single user on here at least deserves the chance to be a part of it. let me know if you're interested in simply acknowledging our differences and moving beyond, cause dwelling in the past is silly and we both know that.
    February 4 03:06 PM
  • Relinquished this is me we're talking about though. sputnik is so easily influenced, they just need the guidance. it won't happen quickly but it definitely will. and yea bro you're in this too!
    January 24 04:27 PM
  • Relinquished sputnik will be hardened by my hand. no more spineless pussies. a crusade will happen but I'll need strong numbers. this is not a fight against stupid. but a constructive force that will change this place for the good of fun.
    January 24 04:09 PM
  • SnakeDelilah i actually don't think asian is a bad word i was just saying that to mock hong just to let you know
    January 4 12:28 PM
  • Voivod Hi man, I've seen your username on several post-punk outfits, so I think that you will dig this Noir For Rachel's 2014 album -
    January 2 09:51 AM
  • tempest-- Artwork looks so rad. Thanks, I'll check it out.
    December 28 09:14 PM
  • Chortles god damn that lost tribe album is too good
    December 28 12:10 AM
  • jagride yea it's its own thing as much as the best wipers material is. aside from being a ****ing great songwriter i haven't heard anyone else that comes close to nailing that downer mood the way he did. i should've mentioned dead moon though, another essential portland band if you havent heard them. many classic tunes
    December 27 07:49 AM
  • jagride man i'm trying to think of stuff but i'm drawing a blank right now. i'll hit you up later if that changes. love that album too, very cool atmosphere to it
    December 26 08:34 PM
  • Relinquished so kvlt, it's called OIL
    December 18 04:13 PM
  • Relinquished meth drinker released an album apparently last month
    December 18 04:05 PM
  • Relinquished
    December 17 05:59 PM
  • BMDrummer rip then
    November 29 10:40 PM
  • BMDrummer
    November 29 10:03 PM
  • Dryden ramy has soft lips
    November 28 10:08 PM
  • Wizard New Baring Teeth is pretty damn good.
    November 27 07:47 AM
  • eyehategod best song ever hey
    November 21 12:47 AM
  • FourthReich thanks muchhhhh appreciated!!
    November 20 08:31 PM
  • FourthReich what was that one post hardcore rec you gave me???
    November 20 08:28 PM
  • JasonCarne Awesome, thanks. If you see anything on either of those 2 lists I just posted let me know and I'll gladly return the favor.
    November 17 07:59 PM
  • JasonCarne Feel like sending that Sarcasm record my way? Not sure how Sput's rules are on file sharing or anything, but I'd love to hear that.
    November 17 07:31 PM
  • Intothepit No s*** lol
    November 14 03:50 PM
  • Intothepit Hey buddy!
    November 14 03:33 AM
  • Dancedrewdance thats your boyfriend :D
    November 3 09:46 PM
  • Dancedrewdance remember enrique
    November 3 02:51 AM
  • Jacquibim Yeah I like how you can tell all the guitar lines were done in one take with no overdubs cause of tiny variations in timing and stuff m/m/ really coo
    October 29 12:06 AM
  • Jacquibim Hellz yeah, especially the vox they sound almost identical
    October 29 12:01 AM
  • Jacquibim experiment fear reminds me so much of sinister holy s***
    October 28 11:04 PM
  • facupm jammin right now pretty sweet !!! m/
    October 28 05:57 PM
  • Jacquibim Looks sweet, will check when I get home
    October 28 12:05 AM
  • Dryden Ill check it out. havnt done anything for a while, that includes musixx too been catching up for a bit
    October 25 12:16 AM
  • Dryden sure they will find out soon enough. is hawks still alive? if so thats disappointing
    October 25 12:12 AM
  • Dryden oh yeah i remember he ill die soon enough. time to slay the butt holes of the useless people here. As long as im not ill again i will be stayin this time
    October 25 12:09 AM
  • Dryden been ill for a while, havnt done s*** for months. feelin better though. whats new around this s***hole?
    October 25 12:05 AM
  • Dryden unzip your pants its time
    October 24 11:59 PM
  • Relinquished always gotta fight the war against stupid
    October 20 03:17 AM
  • Relinquished lol bro bless your heart for helping out that a7x reviewer
    October 20 03:06 AM
  • BallsToTheWall's not too bad.
    October 19 06:17 PM
  • Voivod With respect to Moribund, I have a general knack for '90s metal bands.
    October 19 01:46 AM
  • Voivod Two recent death metal albums (album streams) that I liked have come from Emeth and Austria's Seduced.
    October 19 01:45 AM
  • Voivod Thanks man. You mean band pages or album streams?
    October 19 01:10 AM
  • FourthReich who said i even like you ;)
    October 18 02:03 PM
  • someguest ty sir
    October 18 04:00 AM
  • someguest agreed hard
    October 18 03:55 AM
  • Relinquished i'm just gonna ignore all that cuz I got a shadow rec and that's all i need to get
    October 11 04:05 AM
  • Relinquished yo yea i heard bout them but thanks dude i'm on that shiit now
    October 11 03:47 AM
  • Deviant. Using a whole bunch of different IPs
    September 27 07:19 AM
  • eyehategod wow you dont even live there
    September 21 10:08 PM
  • eyehategod where the fuuck is that tornado
    September 21 10:06 PM
  • eyehategod what the fuuck is that
    September 21 09:55 PM
  • eyehategod what are you up to friend
    September 21 08:56 PM
  • eyehategod hello friend
    September 21 08:16 PM
  • Relinquished yea i saw his work again not too long ago but i never wrote his damn name down. definitely one of my favourite current artists.
    September 17 08:06 PM
  • Wizard Is that pic of a tornado a pic you took?
    September 14 08:05 AM
  • ResidentNihilist Dunno if you tried this Shadow but yeah osdm from Japan
    August 22 06:08 PM
  • johnnysbestfriend ...
    August 19 08:01 PM
  • eyehategod dont worry ill text every active phone number if i have to
    August 16 12:52 PM
  • evilford I know you have. I thought you should know that I witnessed their quality tunes firsthand
    August 15 03:51 PM
  • evilford dude karnarium rules
    August 15 11:24 AM
  • TheSpirit Nvm...
    August 12 08:56 PM
  • TheSpirit Andy
    August 12 08:26 PM
  • adr tities
    August 9 02:25 PM
  • LambsBread talk s*** on the internet cuz its the only place you can.
    August 1 01:37 AM
  • Relinquished that body is still gorgeous, wonderful woman
    July 4 06:00 PM
  • Relinquished former murican celebrating hoping for germany to win:
    July 4 01:01 PM
  • Relinquished get a girlfriend with a hot bestie.. that's becoming life's greatest gift for me right now.
    June 28 11:58 PM
  • Relinquished bro why didn't nobody tell me that mad ivy did anal
    June 27 03:41 PM
  • Wizard Dude, the drumming you just described is pretty much ever Floridian dm band ever!!!! What's not to love. He's off kilter, a bit sloppy and technical, mmmmmmmmmm haaaaaaaaaaa a breath of fresh air.
    June 23 07:05 PM
  • Wizard Members of Mitochondrion...need I say more. They also sneak in a few slams from the good old Suffocation days. I don't doubt for a second you won't love it.
    June 23 07:11 AM
  • Wizard I don't know if you've heard new Auroch but ****ing s*** does it ever remind of the good old Florida dm scene.
    June 23 07:08 AM
  • Relinquished jesus those poses are killer
    June 16 07:07 AM
  • eyehategod no im your neighbor
    June 15 12:28 PM
  • eyehategod wow did you even see my posy in the user list rude
    June 14 06:30 PM
  • IWillReturn u best be
    June 8 06:16 PM
  • IWillReturn **** u ****.
    June 8 04:37 PM
  • eyehategod this isnt funny this is serious wow fuuck you buddy you goand watch the god damn global news or whatever the fuuck they call it now a days i dont know what news you watch oh yeah non you need to get up on your current events so you can impress the ladies
    June 4 05:42 PM
  • eyehategod whats wrong with you wow i posted that on mine first whoops
    June 4 05:39 PM
  • eyehategod does that mean oh for fuuck sakes i forgot to buy cat litter wow hey was my town on the news down there the last few days
    June 4 05:35 PM
  • eyehategod "rape"
    June 4 05:29 PM
  • eyehategod wow gay ratings
    June 4 05:08 PM
  • Jacquibim Reassuring to see you like the new Diocletian, I've got it on my computer but haven't listened yet
    June 2 03:59 AM
  • Relinquished def one of my favourites of this year, and yea Adversarial need to still tweak their snares
    June 1 05:46 PM
  • Relinquished I stopped getting zips long ago when I found how quick and more I can get out of it
    June 1 05:35 PM
  • Relinquished lol bruh get on soulseek tho
    June 1 05:33 PM
  • Relinquished UGHHHHHHHHHHH and to think I was conversing with him
    June 1 05:30 PM
  • Relinquished yea man I forgot about them, thanks for the reminder. and bro listen to the new Diocletian record if you haven't, it fvcking GOES
    June 1 05:28 PM
  • alachlahol thanks bud
    June 1 12:23 PM
  • Relinquished self-hating asian seeking advice from boys who are just as lost in life and good music taste
    May 31 12:54 AM
  • Relinquished this girl reminds me of my HS friend I experimented everything with first:
    May 27 01:13 PM

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