OhAliceMonster
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Reviews 3
Approval 58%

Soundoffs 26
Album Ratings 170
Objectivity 57%

Last Active 11-04-10 2:57 am
Joined 12-15-09

Review Comments 1,455

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  • Spiral Skies Really cool music taste you have there! I too love the film Juno.
    March 6 05:27 AM
  • Spec Yeah, No.
    October 30 12:21 AM
  • couldwinarabbit That abbey road review was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. It wasn't even funny...leave the site again plz.
    October 29 07:55 AM
  • conradtao that abbey road review is brilliant just brilliant
    October 29 07:32 AM
  • Gyromania ****ing hilarious Abbey Road review.
    October 29 07:04 AM
  • Dryden VVV hey count me in too
    September 8 12:47 AM
  • SlightlyEpic hey alice you should join ire and me
    September 6 10:40 PM
  • Comatorium. you better hide, the government's gon be after you. you figured out the chocolate conspiracy.
    September 6 07:51 PM
  • Mysteryskater2012 Tits or GTFO!!
    September 5 11:37 AM
  • Mysteryskater2012 wow are you a girl on sputnik?
    September 3 12:37 PM
  • Inveigh yo
    August 23 09:21 PM
  • ThePalestMexican Congrats you are now one of 4 people I've called.
    August 20 03:58 AM
  • Countess interwebz 101: don't take the bait
    August 19 04:29 AM
  • Dryden house
    August 17 06:27 AM
  • Countess you need to stop taking the internet so seriously
    August 17 02:48 AM
  • 8bit Alice are you making the artwork?
    August 17 02:25 AM
  • 8bit take slightly back geez he didn't do anything wrong
    August 15 10:49 PM
  • Maniac! Lol I was not angry, just teasing. But yes, I called and left a voicemail
    August 15 01:05 PM
  • Maniac! FINE! .. Just be that way!
    August 15 02:14 AM
  • ThePalestMexican It's going alright, pretty damn dull though. You?
    August 15 12:24 AM
  • Iluvatar i felt like i should post on a girl on sputniks profile because
    August 14 08:26 PM
  • ThePalestMexican This is truth =)
    August 14 04:07 PM
  • Ire das a goooood albuuum.
    August 14 07:33 AM
  • ThePalestMexican I was TRYING to say was that you've really inspired me to paint and search my creative outlet. So for that I thank you
    August 14 04:07 AM
  • ThePalestMexican Damn it cut me off =/
    August 14 04:06 AM
  • ThePalestMexican Aww thank you
    August 14 04:03 AM
  • Inveigh hey
    August 14 03:57 AM
  • ThePalestMexican http://tinypic.com/r/2tu8n/4, http://tinypic.com/r/1zv6b88/4, http://tinypic.com/r/f1ldmo/4, http://tinypic.com/r/1in2u8/4, http://tinypic.com/r/2v1q72q/4, sorry if you bleed your eyes out xD
    August 14 03:25 AM
  • ThePalestMexican Nothin much just been paintin, working, and hoeing it down.
    August 14 02:57 AM
  • 8bit your still making the artwork right? :D
    August 14 12:20 AM
  • Inveigh steal-yo-pez, what up though
    August 13 09:34 PM
  • ThePalestMexican What it do baby boo?
    August 13 06:37 PM
  • 8bit rly 8bit car lights?
    August 13 01:44 AM
  • 8bit nvm just think of countess and paint away
    August 13 01:38 AM
  • Maniac! did my phonecall go through about 15 minutes ago?
    August 13 01:37 AM
  • Maniac! hehe :D
    August 13 01:33 AM
  • 8bit Well ya I'm serious, uhh I dunno it can be at night with car lights all over the place or something whatever comes to mind when your making it!
    August 13 01:22 AM
  • witchxrapist yeah i think im gonna just talk about repping dipset harder than her or something idkkk
    August 13 01:06 AM
  • 8bit Well if you don't like the odd idea being in a song by Sputnik Collective, could you at least like to make the album cover? You make some decent art from what I can remember.
    August 13 01:00 AM
  • 8bit dooo it
    August 13 12:49 AM
  • witchxrapist 8bit wants us to do a rap collab about countess? lol
    August 13 12:03 AM
  • witchxrapist so many different factors mang, facial hair, weight, diet, glasses, hair, and mostly hormones
    August 12 10:24 PM
  • Inveigh yea dude it's annoying but seems to be the norm
    August 12 07:16 PM
  • Inveigh haha as the controller of all things yahoo, I say that yes, you can make one. beware that it's slow as balls though
    August 12 07:12 PM
  • Inveigh dunno what happened to the post i left here yesterday, but I've got yahoo not msn. if you've got one hit me up
    August 12 07:07 PM
  • witchxrapist ugh whatever, people never ****ing believe me, i don't care, life is good now blah
    August 12 06:03 AM
  • witchxrapist /feelings :c
    August 12 05:28 AM
  • witchxrapist prease dont link pics of me when i was a fat boy :c
    August 12 03:12 AM
  • 8bit **** ya, send me some lyrics
    August 12 01:03 AM
  • 8bit No you'll win this fight. Can you rap or would you rather sing aggresively?
    August 11 10:19 PM
  • 8bit well s***, anyways would you like to be featured on the new album Songs About Countess on the track "The Catfight"?
    August 11 02:11 PM
  • 8bit LIKE WOLVES
    August 9 01:01 PM
  • fivesnw ohaythar :3
    August 8 09:51 PM
  • Maniac! hey
    August 1 12:42 AM
  • PanasonicYouth u gotta stop getting suprsrs when people troll you. just sayin. they're looking for the reaction you give em
    July 31 09:06 PM
  • Ire It's cool. I still think you should post more and ignore idiots like him.
    July 28 02:31 AM
  • PanasonicYouth oh no problem
    July 28 01:13 AM
  • andcas dont mention it.
    July 26 01:11 AM
  • AtavanHalen I sure have.
    July 25 04:20 AM
  • AtavanHalen Ahh, Texas. I've heard it's the reason - although I've no idea where I heard that. I am from Australia.
    July 25 02:05 AM
  • AtavanHalen It's Nobodylikesyou, though my scrobbling computer crashed awhile ago :( Thank you, though. Whereabouts are you from?
    July 24 04:51 AM
  • Satellite Dude, nice. That honestly looks like something Jacob Bannon would do (I definitely mean that as a compliment!). Great job.
    July 20 06:38 AM
  • Ire i diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
    July 20 04:56 AM
  • Dryden yah send away
    July 20 12:42 AM
  • Dryden now you are cool
    July 19 11:12 PM
  • SeaAnemone "Well i WOULD think that i had life figured out, if we were in fact feathers on a bird, and life was a bird and death was lterally a ****ing lightbulb but its not."I know it's not literal. It's a metaphor, I know. Seeing as I don't think you think we're actually in a lightbulb, I'm going to assume that your idea is a metaphor for life, hence you think you have the nature of life figured out. That's all.
    July 19 09:36 PM
  • Maniac! psssst.....
    July 19 12:59 PM
  • SeaAnemone is there anyone there? hello?
    July 17 04:56 AM
  • Dryden no deal
    July 15 08:34 PM
  • Dryden yea right :/
    July 15 07:25 PM
  • Slum lol bitchfork
    July 15 10:55 AM
  • Dryden whats up with you and not sending them. are you insecure
    July 15 08:13 AM
  • Bitchfork It's fine. I just don't tolerate stupidity, and as you probs know, that's what you are known for.
    July 15 08:12 AM
  • witchxrapist and warped tour tomorrow! tailgating with my boyfriend eeeep!
    July 15 07:59 AM
  • witchxrapist jeeze, i lucked out a lot my parents are pretty layed back and liberal so :D. and my name's mellany. c:
    July 15 07:59 AM
  • Bitchfork I don't know you, and all I've ever heard about you is that you're really ****ing stupid and annoying. So, unless your an alt of someone I know and like, or if you want recs, I'd probably be better off not talking to you. Reason being: I'm this () close to being banned for "plagiarism" (that wasn't plagiarism at all, but still reported/incidental blah)and I'd probably end up trolling you. So, for sputnik-ban virginity's sake. I'll just ignore yuo unless all you really had to say was "what's up?"
    July 15 07:57 AM
  • witchxrapist well um... am transgender (OMG ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT). i guess im an artfag too, i love drawing and suck at painting lol. i used to do photography but my one "friend" stole my camera. it's cool though, cause my besty is gonna be in my photography class this fall so she's gonna let me use her camera. :D idk in my free time i basically just get high and draw stuff/and or wander around in the woods. oh and shows, lots of awesome screamo shows where i'm from.
    July 15 07:50 AM
  • Bitchfork ...hi?
    July 15 07:37 AM
  • witchxrapist oh :c i'm in pennsylvania
    July 15 07:33 AM
  • witchxrapist aw, yeah i live in the us, where do you live?
    July 15 07:28 AM
  • Maniac! lol. short, sweet, and to the point.
    July 14 12:46 PM
  • Maniac! I did. did you read mine?
    July 14 12:39 PM
  • Maniac! morning
    July 14 12:36 PM
  • Maniac! poke
    July 13 01:19 AM
  • Maniac! http://www.wiredreviewers.com/home/ ... keep in mind that it isnt finished, but register and take a look around
    July 12 12:42 PM
  • witchxrapist lol sorry, but the mom face is too good :T
    July 11 10:55 PM
  • Maniac! poke
    July 11 02:56 AM
  • Dryden crunchy
    July 8 12:26 AM
  • Dryden hello how are you
    July 7 10:57 PM
  • Ire I dig your art.
    July 7 05:35 AM
  • Ire I dig your art.
    July 7 05:34 AM
  • witchxrapist that's awesome! i'm going to an institute for graphic design :D
    July 4 12:01 AM
  • witchxrapist awesome, keep it up, just work on your composition c:
    July 3 07:33 AM
  • witchxrapist are yew going to artschool?
    July 3 07:19 AM
  • witchxrapist btw thx c:
    July 3 06:57 AM
  • witchxrapist thanks ^-^, idk i just like look at stuff that ppl like chad lenjer do and im like argh, do not stack up
    July 3 12:22 AM
  • witchxrapist http://i48.tinypic.com/5zo581.jpghttp://i49.tinypic.com/e13e35.pngsince yew disappeared, this be the type o stuff i be working on because i suck at painting, so i just draw line art in pencil and color it w/ photoshop
    July 2 03:38 PM
  • Maniac! pssst
    July 2 01:24 PM
  • Dryden lol
    June 22 06:24 AM
  • Ire ohai
    June 19 07:54 AM
  • DoucheBranch sorry about your challenge..chin up chief
    June 17 11:20 PM
  • Maniac! oHai
    June 15 01:21 AM
  • DoucheBranch posting that first review tomorrow?
    June 3 02:59 AM
  • MichaelJordan i am the night
    June 2 05:05 AM
  • shrapnel bad enough that he's bipolar but if you are too, that's a real disaster waiting to happen. It will end very badly if you continue this. Maybe someone can make it work with a bipolar bf or gf if if both are bipolar it just will NOT work
    June 1 04:11 AM
  • shrapnel I knew someone whose bf was bipolar. its bad news, get out. I know I said that the only advice you would get here is "dump him" but seriously this will end badly
    May 29 11:10 PM
  • foreverendeared You're welcome, I speak truth :]
    May 29 10:04 PM
  • ThePalestMexican I got xFire, if your interested
    May 28 09:28 PM
  • DoucheBranch are you still going through with the challenge? I believe in you?
    May 27 04:09 AM
  • Maniac! get well soon D:
    May 26 12:29 AM
  • Maniac! Helllllllooooooooo mrs. ma'am ;o
    May 21 04:57 PM
  • DDconjoined thanks
    May 7 10:09 PM
  • ThePalestMexican Oh, and my screenname is DaPalestMexican
    May 5 12:58 AM
  • ThePalestMexican No, no it's okay. I tried to download MSN and Xfire and it's a no go =/
    May 5 12:28 AM
  • ThePalestMexican Alice, do you have AIM? My computer won't let me have MSN or Xfire?
    May 4 11:51 PM
  • Maniac! i am always at school ma'am...it is my house ;)
    May 4 04:19 PM
  • Maniac! sputnik while at school? bad girl
    May 4 04:09 PM
  • Maniac! haha alright
    May 3 11:08 PM
  • Maniac! dunno if you tried to comment on my shoutbox...accidentally turned it off for a while :P
    May 3 08:39 PM
  • Maniac! IM's are nice though, got a messenger system?
    May 3 07:32 PM
  • Maniac! bah, I get free mobile to mobile on sprint, dunno if you do
    May 3 07:23 PM
  • Maniac! hahah, was kind of a joke ;o but what phone provider do you use?
    May 3 06:53 PM
  • MUNGOLOID much thanks. my library has the horses album so i'll check it out next time.
    May 1 07:58 PM
  • Maniac! heres the DL link --- http://rapidshare.com/files/124103039/Akphaezya_-_Anthology_II__2008_.rar
    May 1 02:44 PM
  • Maniac! heya, check out my latest review, I came across a band that I think you would like very much ^^
    May 1 02:43 PM
  • MUNGOLOID got any patti smith recommendations?
    April 30 04:24 PM
  • ThePalestMexican Love you =3
    April 29 12:13 AM
  • SrightryEpic ooo awesome, I've yet to write a review in the entire time I've been here, maybe I should rectify that sometime
    April 28 10:30 PM
  • SeaAnemone oh. ok. ps I didn't report you... and why'd you call me a taddle tale in a demeaning manner?
    April 28 12:36 AM
  • SeaAnemone why "thanks"? I don't follow
    April 27 11:33 PM
  • SrightryEpic I do indeed, but I live all the way over in the uk so I'm fairly sure it would cost a fortune to text/call or whatever sowwy :c
    April 27 10:20 PM
  • Inveigh word up monster named alice, where's your list today?
    April 27 08:28 PM
  • Maniac! then rec me something like that that needs a decent review D:
    April 27 08:12 PM
  • Maniac! do you like bizarre and disturbing music?
    April 27 02:58 PM
  • porch sup alice what are you referring to exactly
    April 26 10:01 PM
  • qwe3 :T
    April 26 03:49 PM
  • SeaAnemone haha sorry if you took offense to my comment! I'm sorry, really... it was meant in jest
    April 26 02:49 AM
  • ThePalestMexican I thought you loved Srightry T_T
    April 24 08:00 PM
  • Masochist You know, you certainly are quite loyal to the site for all the hate you receive (even if you bring some of it upon yourself sometimes, and you know you do ;-)...). Most people, guys and girls, would've just given up on this site by now, and with good reason. Glad to see you putting up with us.
    April 17 05:34 AM
  • ThePalestMexican That is quite debatable because I love you to a massive extent
    April 16 10:39 PM
  • ThePalestMexican I love you too hun
    April 16 10:14 PM
  • ThirtySixChambers Lol @ your picture. In order to be a politician on either ends of the spectrum you must think with your head up your ass, but you have to be kidding to say that the left side is the one being more ridiculous. At least right now.
    April 16 01:48 AM
  • Jebull Hahaa, thats what everyone says =) I just take everything easy..
    April 14 12:43 AM
  • SeaAnemone I know... I'm not accusing you of doing it for the attention, but I know that's sometimes the case, and then people complain about others staring and I don't get it
    April 14 12:28 AM
  • Jebull Thankee! 8D I like a lot of stuff! and your taste is pretty wicked too, wooo!
    April 13 11:21 PM
  • SeaAnemone so why'd you get that many piercings?
    April 13 08:53 PM
  • Xenophanes Picture disappoints me :(
    April 13 05:01 PM
  • Inveigh I'm disappointed by the lack of P.O.S. and Doomtree in your ratings...
    April 12 09:59 PM
  • ThePalestMexican I'll talk it over with them, and we'll talk more about it on monday.
    April 11 08:10 AM
  • ThePalestMexican Me, Miguel, and Ty.
    April 11 07:52 AM
  • ThePalestMexican Your list*
    April 11 07:06 AM
  • ThePalestMexican I know I left this in my list, but we're looking for a second guitarist, and you could probably do backup vocals. I'm the lead singer, I've got a pretty throaty low growl, and mid (sounds hardcore-ish), and working on my high scream. Have yet to try Vocal-eeze though, which is told from a reliable source that it expands your range greatly.
    April 11 07:06 AM
  • someguest cool profile pic
    April 10 07:15 PM
  • Mars Blackmon Nas-Illmatic,Wu-Tang Clan-Enter the 36 Chambers,Eric B and Rakim-Paid In Full,Big Daddy Kane-Long Live the Kane,Public Enemy-It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back,De La Soul-3 Feet High and Rising,A Tribe Called Quest-Low End Theory,The Pharcyde-Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde(my fav. album of all time) start off with those and tell me what you think
    April 10 05:27 PM
  • heyadam haha you are just filled with amazing comebacks. I wish everyone can be as all-knowing and as sweet as you
    April 9 06:06 AM
  • heyadam seriously dude? the best you can come up with is that I listen to system? thats pathetic.
    April 9 02:14 AM
  • Yeahtoast Yup, everyone who complies with my wishes gets a complimentary slice with up to 2 toppings of your choice
    April 9 01:56 AM
  • Yeahtoast :D you'll get some toast when you do!
    April 9 01:43 AM
  • Yeahtoast Why is everyone using some form of that creepy picture? :(
    April 9 01:31 AM
  • heyadam what the hell is your problem? So you can say he's not real and I can't say he is?
    April 9 01:02 AM
  • Mars Blackmon I'll give you recs if you give me recs
    April 8 11:39 PM
  • Mars Blackmon Pie Chart needs moar hip hop %
    April 8 10:45 PM
  • Ire ha ill add you
    April 8 10:41 PM
  • MUNGOLOID idk. it's just a little weird seeing how people look in real life on this site. kind of like seeing a masked wrestler revealing his face for the first time. it's unexpected.
    April 8 10:40 PM
  • supertouchox2 yeah haha its probably gonna stay there for a while
    April 6 09:14 PM
  • OhAliceMonster sup alice
    April 4 05:21 PM
  • ThePalestMexican I was just joking
    April 3 02:31 AM
  • SrightryEpic me too he rikes to rick me sometimes it's so cute!! :33
    April 1 12:15 PM
  • SrightryEpic herro there young rady you have permission to speak
    March 31 04:04 PM
  • BSX VICTORY!!!!
    March 31 04:02 AM
  • Foxhound I've seen you like A Skylit Drive, I just reviewed another one of their albums you should check it out if you get a chance.
    March 30 11:53 PM
  • BSX Girls are a rare thing on the internet unless it's a Lady GaGa, Beiber, or Hannah Montana forum. Most females on Sputmik turned out to be male trolls posing as girls, but I do know of one other female on here.
    March 30 08:20 PM
  • BSX You're like the 3rd person I came acroos that knows french on here.
    March 30 03:45 PM
  • BSX LOL I don't know if anyone got what you meant by salt on tu mere
    March 30 05:08 AM
  • qwe3 :T
    March 29 04:00 PM
  • SrightryEpic Aha yes I am! How could you tell? SlightlyEpic was banned for posting pictures of kittycats :c
    March 27 10:11 PM
  • LeotardMessiah2 ok, eets a truce!
    March 27 10:01 PM
  • LeotardMessiah2 love you too baby. got to go, bye
    March 26 04:12 PM
  • LeotardMessiah2 your posts give me a headache
    March 26 04:09 PM
  • LeotardMessiah2 ohalicewhydoyouhatemesomuch
    March 26 03:53 PM
  • thetree Hey. Thanks :)
    March 26 11:30 AM
  • Foxhound okay since I like your profile pic....... 7.2/10 :)
    March 26 06:47 AM
  • Foxhound Tinhead and Awesome Posome is where it's at.
    March 25 09:39 PM
  • Foxhound Sega Genesis? Those were the days..
    March 25 09:35 PM
  • thetree Really? thats effed up. and dont worry. I love you. Only because you like good music.... and because you have a vagina
    March 24 05:33 PM
  • thetree Im just playin yo. You must get more shoutbox posts than anyone on this site just because of the fact that you are a girl lol
    March 24 11:29 AM
  • thetree You're a girl... and you have a great taste in music?! you must be an alien
    March 23 11:30 AM
  • BallsToTheWall There's only one movie that gets away with a murderous box and that be Hellraiser.....
    March 20 10:14 PM
  • zack182daley you as well
    March 20 07:49 AM
  • Satellite Haha, well the first that I know of anyway. Every now and then someone will make an alt with some random photo and pretend to be a girl, and much lulz ensues.
    March 17 08:29 PM
  • Satellite Sup. You're the only (real) girl in sptnk history. lolz
    March 17 08:09 PM
  • Maniac! harro :o
    March 15 05:03 PM
  • JulesWin you can comment back in my shoutbox
    March 15 12:29 AM
  • JulesWin did you read my last comment on your list?
    March 15 12:22 AM
  • JulesWin where did you go?
    March 15 12:15 AM
  • BallsToTheWall 2d X-men games, Toe Jam and ****er ****ing Earl, Sonic The Hedgehog Good times.
    March 15 12:01 AM
  • BallsToTheWall aLSO ****ING wow. I just noticed your pciture. Cool Spot for the Sega Genesis was one of the greatest games ever. Serious respect.
    March 14 11:02 PM
  • SeaAnemone haha randomly saw his V shoutbox... what's this about having to be on my good side? haha
    March 14 05:03 AM
  • MrPunkRocker Hey, Thanks for the welcoming and the heads up! I'll be sure to keep an eye out for that one user :P It looks like you're into a lot of cool bands! Keep on rockin'
    March 13 11:28 PM
  • ThePalestMexican One of the Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy episodes
    March 13 07:47 PM

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