Ulsufyring
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Reviews 5
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Soundoffs 5
News Articles 2
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Album Ratings 164
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Last Active 11-19-15 8:14 pm
Joined 09-02-09

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  • SachikoM ay bb.
    February 10 07:17 AM
  • Deviant. Late Night Alumni? I haven't even listened to it yet!
    October 8 04:21 AM
  • Metalstyles Haha. I might still give them a go though, at least maybe their later-day work, because I know Willie really likes those guys and we tend to like the same stuff.
    July 28 11:25 AM
  • Metalstyles Sounds fun really, haha. The big question is was it good, though?
    July 27 04:40 PM
  • Metalstyles Alas I'm not that well educated on digital hardcore. I know Atari Teenage Riot are considered the pioneers of the genre, but I can't vouch for them as I haven't actually listened to them, ever (and besides Rabbit Junk I don't know many other bands from the genre - maybe I've heard a few but I can't remember atm). Should probably fix that. If you beat me to it, do let me know if they're worth my while (and I'll do the same if I beat you to the punch).
    July 26 06:52 PM
  • Metalstyles Well, that's the great thing about music. Where you hear death metal I hear hardcore, but as long as we both like it, it doesn't really matter. But anyway, did you have a certain question regarding The Shizit too, or were you just interested in my take on it?
    July 19 06:40 AM
  • Metalstyles Yeah I have heard it (and love it) but I don't really make the DM connection. It has the intensity of hardcore paired with industrial elements and soundscapes most of the time. A few more "metal" riffs pop up here and there but I don't really think it could be referred to as death meatl-y.
    July 18 12:57 AM
  • Metalstyles Ok my bad you already had Cyanotic, dammit. Check out Whourkr, though. Someone namdropped them in that Cyanotic thread and while I haven't listened to them in a while I remember them to be quite good.
    July 17 11:22 PM
  • Metalstyles Left Spine Down. They're not as great as The Shizit but play a similar style so you may dig them. Oh and I don't know if you've heard it or not, but Cyanotic's Medication Generation is absolutely sublime, love that record to death (it's not too similar to The Shizit, but it more or less fits what you wanted in your original inquiry).
    July 17 11:20 PM
  • Metalstyles Glad to be of assistance. If you want any more I can throw some additional recs your way.
    July 16 02:13 PM
  • Metalstyles Oh damn I almost forgot, The Shizit's debut Soundtrack to the Revolution is absolutely badass imo. Digital hardcore at its finest. You may also dig Pig (I've only heard their album The Swining/Red Raw and Sore, but it's pretty cool). I also really liked Skold's album Anomie which is very similar to the stuff you mentioned. Oh and Crossbreed of course ;)
    July 11 03:31 PM
  • Metalstyles Estonian band No-Big-Silence's album Starstealer is pretty cool if you can find it. Rabbit Junk is also awesome (albeit a lot more upbeat than the bands you mentioned), maybe you have heard of them already, maybe not. Acumen Nation's album Psycho The Rapist is also great (maybe their other stuff is as well, idk I haven't heard haha).
    July 11 03:27 PM
  • Metalstyles I'm a horrible guide to be honest haha. In my circles I'm the guy who always asks others about where to go, how to go and so on. BUT, seeing as how you're a cool cat and it's not everyday that a guy out of USA visits (theoretically, hypothetically) Estonia, I'd say I'm willing, yeah. I'd probably get someone to come with me who's a bit better at introducing stuff and navigating, but I'm sure I'd be able to work something out.
    July 6 01:39 PM
  • H61 woddly bwoodly woodly, but at the same time it's like most tech music in that it just shoves the technicality down your throat over and over, like a giant dick that you'd love to have taken out if you could say something.rthat aside, i definitely can't say it sucks. very solid songwriting is present. i just wish it wasn't so obnoxious
    June 3 07:34 PM
  • pedro70512 Ikr? This no-episodes-during-the-holidays thing is very disappoint.
    December 28 04:07 AM
  • sportsboy goddammit two more weeks
    December 28 02:30 AM
  • pedro70512 LOUDER!!!
    December 27 03:15 AM
  • sportsboy why do we not talk music and ponies my friend?
    December 26 06:02 AM
  • Hyperion1001 hell yeah probably my fav episode of the season so far it ruled. except no rarity costume? that was disappointing and a bit strange
    October 22 07:34 PM
  • Hyperion1001 so pinkie pies chicken costume was probably the best thing ever
    October 22 06:10 PM
  • sportsboy so much brony post on yo shoutbox. love it. also, RAINBOW NUKE FOR THE WIN.
    October 19 03:57 AM
  • Hyperion1001 i was high as a kite when i watched it the first time so i think im gonna give it another go hahaha. all i could think was god i hate that bitch.
    October 17 02:28 PM
  • Hyperion1001 So what'd you think of the "Look how much of a **** twilight sparkle is" episode?
    October 17 03:50 AM
  • sportsboy i imagine you're a bronyif sothe new episodeunf
    October 16 07:42 PM
  • bloozclooz muffins?
    October 9 10:55 PM
  • bloozclooz fluttershy turned bitch mode was sick as s***
    September 30 08:52 PM
  • bloozclooz fluttershy?
    September 30 04:26 AM
  • Hyperion1001 I LOVE THE INTERNET MORE THAN ANYTHING EVER.
    September 25 10:02 PM
  • Hyperion1001 I WANT A DERPY EPISODE. That would make my day.
    September 25 08:42 PM
  • Hyperion1001 Yup, i was watching it and thought "i've seen this before". Check reddit, sure enough there it is, side by side. I love this show.
    September 25 08:39 PM
  • Hyperion1001 My gf and i were just discussing that, best joke ever. Also, you did get this right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4wh4FnwiAg I was like OH ****ING YES.
    September 25 07:56 PM
  • Relinquished it's ok man you're still cool
    September 25 06:25 PM
  • Hyperion1001 FLUTTERSHY IS BACK YESSSSS.
    September 25 05:18 AM
  • Hyperion1001 Oh **** is it on the internet already? Looking up now.
    September 24 06:38 PM
  • Hyperion1001 I reddit all the time i just haven't made an account yet. I was thinking about doing it soon it actually.
    September 23 05:34 PM
  • Hyperion1001 Fluttershy es always #1. I honestly thought the show would suck but i watched it and it was really well done, now im hooked.
    September 23 03:09 PM
  • Hyperion1001 Oh damn, nice find. I was hoping they'd start adding little easter eggs in there for us "older folk" since the brony thing started.
    September 21 09:42 PM
  • Hyperion1001 Oh ****, hahaha i was like what the hell? I get it now though. I felt like the guy who voiced discord was tim curry....
    September 21 09:15 PM
  • Hyperion1001 Jetpack? No?!? What episode was that in?
    September 21 02:45 PM
  • Hyperion1001 Did you see the new episode by chance? The Flutterbitch has risen.....
    September 21 05:03 AM
  • Hyperion1001 Of course. Salma is a goddess. (and i hope you know i meant Fluttershy rather than your prof pic ;-)
    September 20 10:35 PM
  • Hyperion1001 Your avatar=best thing ever.
    September 20 06:56 PM
  • Polymath I'm chillin with the KLAP come man
    July 2 06:27 PM
  • Polymath LISTEN UP YALL THAT IS A FAT KID CRYIN OVA SOME NOODLES, they need to do a brostep remix of that video
    July 2 06:02 PM
  • Polymath sup BRO (step)
    July 2 05:47 PM
  • Yazz_Flute Sup bro. Turntabling made me check out Stargazers and it's a pretty cool album so yeah thanks.
    July 1 08:33 PM
  • dr2den bro
    November 25 03:41 AM
  • Bitchfork Can you tell me if my reviews are getting better? I think my Christina Aguilera review, my review for Skagos/Panopticon, my review for Ancestoortooth and my review for William Basinski are my best. You used to hate my reviews and I'm interested in your opinions now since your criticisms are things I still think of all the time.
    November 14 05:52 AM
  • Athom I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
    November 13 01:34 AM
  • accompliceofmydeath Hey I'm gonna make a 10 essential metalcore albums. Looking to see what your input is. What are the 10 most essential metalcore albums in your eyes?
    November 1 03:27 PM
  • HSThomas Ulsufyring, I remember really enjoying reading your reviews and they helped me get into a lot of the music I'm into now. I just wanted to ask are you going to continue writing them?
    November 1 02:40 AM
  • Bitchfork Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan 5 02.23.10 Dangers Messy, Isn't It? 4.5 01.11.10 Warning Watching From a Distance 4.5 12.04.09 Dismember Like an Everflowing Stream 5 12.04.09 Devin Townsend Project Ki 3.5 11.24.09 Devin Townsend Project Addicted 4 11.24.09 Slayer World Painted Blood 5 10.30.09 i can tell
    October 27 05:35 AM
  • Bitchfork that doesn't make it a bad rating
    October 26 11:15 PM
  • Bitchfork nice vordr rating
    October 26 10:20 PM
  • rasputin yeah I know, I need to change my password. I'll get onto that now
    August 30 08:25 AM
  • Willie Where have you been? You've been gone so long that I can't even remember who's alt this is anymore.
    July 10 04:59 AM
  • Bitchfork nevermind. it's no big deal. but anyone with a shining pic is my sort of man.
    May 4 09:55 PM
  • Bitchfork yes you
    May 4 05:24 PM
  • Bitchfork Nice taste there.
    May 4 05:13 PM
  • PanasonicYouth go **** yourself ****
    April 27 10:52 PM
  • qwe3 bleck the chog mannnnnn
    April 21 04:07 PM
  • cvlts yvonne strahovski. chuck, mass effect 2. represent.
    April 16 01:48 AM
  • rasputin coffinworm
    April 15 04:26 AM
  • chambered89 I noticed you haven't rated Death's Human, you might like it more than The Sound of Perseverance and Symbolic js
    April 15 04:16 AM
  • ninjuice They're always awesome idk what's you're talking about.
    March 12 07:15 PM
  • bloozclooz not sure why you negged? cause they use hardcore elements? i'm confus. D:
    March 7 07:32 PM
  • Foxhound I can't believe I pos'd him what a fake.
    January 10 08:20 PM
  • Foxhound Nice call with all that plagiarism catching, s*** like that irks me to no end.
    January 10 08:10 PM
  • ThePalaceOfWisdom I do indeed, reddog55555@hotmail.com
    January 3 11:33 AM
  • MolestingPikachu If you like Old School DM, check out Revolting - Dreadful Pleasures, or Horrific - Your Worst Nightmare. Both modern old school death metal and both on Razorback Records.
    January 1 10:42 PM
  • Zip yeah cuz no one's said that before
    November 17 07:26 PM
  • Zip yeah that's me, looking retarded was the intention
    November 17 05:58 AM
  • BallsToTheWall Articuno Jynx Nidorino Beedril Haunter Squirtle POKEMON!!!!
    November 17 03:48 AM
  • Zip aha I got a week's ban but Dave gave you six months, you enjoy that lol
    November 9 11:32 AM
  • wutwutwut unfortunately yes. MORBID SAINT HELL YEAA BOI
    November 4 05:05 PM
  • wutwutwut ILL STAPP YOUR SOUL
    November 3 01:27 PM
  • wutwutwut WUT DO U MEEN U EATED MY CHEESE?!!?
    November 2 07:59 PM
  • wutwutwut saougbasogbasoibgasio0[bgasg
    November 2 05:13 PM
  • wutwutyeah i will stapp all faggors on sputnik
    October 27 03:01 PM
  • Willie You broke your own profile page with that soundoff....
    October 27 02:37 PM
  • Fugue pretty sure I had articuno first but w/e changed.
    October 26 09:15 AM
  • wutwutwut nvm just checked, banned for a week ugh
    October 22 10:35 PM
  • wutwutwut got banned. what do i have to do to get unbanana-ed
    October 22 10:30 PM
  • rasputin decided to post it on DC instead
    October 20 06:30 AM
  • Ulsufyring i'm so kvlt my comments have been stuck at 666 since i got banned
    October 20 04:42 AM
  • rasputin i had it d
    October 16 01:33 AM
  • silentpotato mmm black metal :)
    October 14 05:13 AM
  • Carnifex Yeeeee, good stuff. Sorry I can't say the same for yours. :]
    October 12 02:28 AM
  • Carnifex Right... because this photo is just some random generic lulz photo.
    October 12 12:08 AM
  • Carnifex hurr durr im so funny cause i can find generic lulz photos on google images hurr durrr
    October 11 07:31 PM
  • Carnifex Lol what a joke
    October 11 06:53 PM
  • Relinquished BULLs***
    October 6 03:06 AM
  • Relinquished I disagree wholeheartedly
    October 6 03:05 AM
  • Relinquished Why did you give obZen a 2.5?
    October 6 02:48 AM
  • Zoo the issue's not with me, it's with bitches thinkin they worth enough for me to be satisfied with just one of them at a time
    October 1 09:20 PM
  • Benzum more like Amazin' Wowsend!
    October 1 09:07 PM
  • Zoo in all seriousness though, i'm probably changing up my profile pic soon, i like to rotate my women every few months or so
    October 1 09:04 PM
  • Benzum more like YEAH!!!!!
    October 1 09:00 PM
  • Zoo i'd talk to you but you're not grim enough sry
    October 1 04:57 PM
  • Benzum never pictured you as a Devin Townsend fan
    October 1 04:05 PM
  • jingledeath dude we should be neighbors with all the cool blaak metal and s*** we listen to but we're not ugh
    October 1 03:44 PM
  • jingledeath ://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/nou-37799.jpg
    October 1 03:43 PM
  • Countorus as you can see i made mine awhile back but im too lazy to make a new one and add everyone else again that would be gay
    September 30 02:18 AM
  • Countorus metal_storm_soad@****e-mailsucksdicknonelite.com
    September 29 06:09 PM
  • Carnifex If Sunn O))) is okay and I think that's awful, I'll listen to Nadja and possibly that'll receive a 1.5-2
    September 29 04:29 PM
  • Carnifex Correction: Trivium were Metallica clones on the Crusade, but with Shogun have shaped their own sound. Patience? If I wanted to listen to white noise, I'd listen to it, not Sunn O))).
    September 29 04:18 PM
  • Carnifex I'm speechless, really I am. Drone is so awful, Trivium are some of the most talented musicians of recent times. And BMTH is just catchy to me. Seriously. I'd rather listen to NSYNC than drone, at least it's music.
    September 29 04:09 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath Alright, I'll give it a go. Thanks!
    September 29 04:07 PM
  • Carnifex I agree theres s***ty deathcore like Waking The Cadaver, but there's great ones too like Burning The Masses. Drone has no good bands, never will due to it just being all feedback and all the same sound.
    September 29 03:58 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath I never really got into Black Metal. Is that a good place to start?
    September 29 03:42 PM
  • Benzum Hey dude thanks for the rec! The blacker the better.
    September 29 03:32 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath I guess that's ok. Do you still plan on doing it at some point?
    September 29 03:09 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath Where's the Rorschach review, dude?
    September 29 02:05 PM
  • TricksterGRex cheers dude, they're becoming one of my favs
    September 29 03:26 AM
  • TricksterGRex been digging the Vordr promo and 1st full length no ones heard of it so you know it must be good
    September 28 09:20 PM
  • Countorus yea got msn the e-mail is extremely gay, im warning u
    September 28 08:25 PM
  • Benzum Spam is alright I guess. There are better things to put in your sandwiches though.
    September 24 05:41 PM
  • Benzum Hello again. What do you want this time?
    September 24 05:36 PM
  • TricksterGRex nm mang just enjoying gay avant garde musics
    September 22 03:15 AM
  • Mordecai. is that all you got?
    September 21 09:13 AM
  • Mordecai. Wearing a skin tight T-shirts, going to pubs, enjoying late night weekends parties were all part of my dreams, because I have got a small breasts which usually confuses others guys to make them think whether I am a girl or guy, to avoid confusion I have kept long hair which changed my look and I was looking ugly, but now after taking this remarkable Majestic pills my breast size has increased and breast got live up, now I can wear skin tight T-shirts and keep my original little hairs, boys look at me differently but not girls, LOL... thanks Majestic breast enlargement pills for helping me to gain my self esteem.
    September 21 03:26 AM
  • Zip *one
    September 15 07:18 AM
  • Zip Oh you're a clever on, I see what u did thar
    September 15 07:18 AM
  • Zip I listen to Ulver when I bang ur mom
    September 15 03:49 AM
  • Zip geeez Ulver much?
    September 14 04:31 AM
  • TricksterGRex hey r u facknigers7x
    September 14 03:32 AM
  • GymLeaderBrock better see a black flag review soon
    September 11 12:30 PM
  • plutosatanclubhouse i made an msn, it's masternate68@yahoo.com hit me up if you see me on
    September 10 07:51 PM
  • Transient idk if you're chan or not but i was going to post 'never stop posting, you rule' in your shoutbox a few days ago
    September 9 06:46 PM
  • Mordecai. Girls are lying when they say that size does not matter. I got proof... OK so just a little heads up here. My Best friend Pete has been getting lots of women all of a sudden after not having a girlfriend for the pas two years. I asked if he was hypnotizing them or something, so he told his little secret. He has been taking the enlargement pills from www.Bolinu.com They made his little member grow to almost double the size in two months and it's still growing. I thought he was joking around so I investigated a little and sure enough I found nine bottles of the pills under his bed and to top it off, both his brothers are now taking them too. I don't know, but I am thinking of buying them for Devon. I know it sound shallow, but after seeing the results, it's hard not to. I am living proof that these pills workand have seen it with my own eyes. It is almost unbelievable that a simple pill taken twice a day can make your thing so thick and longer, but it does work ! Best of all www.Bolinu.com guarantees that the pills will work on ANY MAN or they give you whatever you paid right back. It is their word in stone, they made these things work and back them by such a no risk guaranteee. Don't waste any more time, go order some for yourself and see!!! www.Bolinu.com
    September 9 06:33 AM
  • Countorus TOTAL DESOLATION
    September 8 07:20 PM
  • Countorus yo u got a lastfm? its ok if you dont that s***s for pussys neways lastfm sucks deleting it 2morro thats if u have its all cool brah
    September 8 07:09 PM
  • Waior who are you
    September 8 06:43 PM
  • Phantom uh who are you?
    September 8 06:04 PM
  • Phantom i have msn
    September 8 05:38 PM
  • WatchItExplode Holy run-on sentences Batman! JK, it's a much smoother read. May want to double check that 3rd graph. Look forward to the next one.
    September 8 04:53 PM
  • Zip Hey don't diss my friends like that
    September 8 04:16 AM
  • Zip Hey look, your number one neighbor is Jacktiger, that is so ironic!
    September 8 03:44 AM
  • LisbonGirls i got both msn and aim, just been to busy lately to spend to much time on them. Oh btw I love you
    September 7 02:42 PM
  • plutosatanclubhouse natemaster2112 on aim, won't be on at all this weekend though. feel free to add me though.
    September 5 03:21 AM
  • plutosatanclubhouse for some reason i couldnt log in under that name on the review site for a while so i made this one and wrote a few reviews on it, then right after i made it i could log in as masscows again -_-
    September 4 11:09 PM
  • plutosatanclubhouse not much, how bout you? this is masscows btw, i use this account for the review site now :p
    September 4 08:03 PM
  • jingledeath hey fellow Shining fan, I see you don't have IV rated. Definitely get it if you don't already have it
    September 4 06:06 PM
  • WatchItExplode Take you time fella, Deadguy review is the best I've seen for a long while; Mistress not so much.
    September 3 10:29 PM
  • Electric City hey you your avatar rules
    September 3 09:42 PM
  • SCREAM! being unbanned foo
    September 3 06:17 PM
  • WatchItExplode Thank you for bringing some luls to the table...it has been entirely to wholesome and polite around here..fanstastic writing
    September 3 04:59 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath Yeah, it's pretty much filled with country folk. Not much of a music scene in a town of 1200...
    September 3 03:40 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath I live in Spring Valley. It's about 50 miles from the Twin Cities in Minnesota.
    September 3 03:22 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath Yeah, where do you live?
    September 3 03:10 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath The shows are in DC, New York, Philly, Boston, and NJ. I dunno if you live anywhere near there but, I'm traveling from Wisconsin to Philly to see 'em.
    September 3 02:59 PM
  • accompliceofmydeath Did you know Rorschach are having a few re shows?
    September 3 02:28 PM
  • SCREAM! oops
    September 3 01:48 PM
  • SCREAM! Apparenlty i have someone to thank for this too
    September 3 01:46 PM
  • Ulsufyring the **** is this thing?
    September 2 06:41 AM
  • jingledeath sup nu guy
    September 2 06:02 AM

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