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Reviews 649
Approval 88%
Soundoffs 93
News Articles 38
Band Edits + Tags 253
Album Edits 370
Album Ratings 2547
Objectivity 77%
Last Active 12-31-22 10:16 pm
Joined 08-19-09
Review Comments 28,272
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 | TheArtofTheGanja pizza my dude which of your projects needs a review? i'll write one if you do mine. i'll go first so i don't forget and flake out on ya. just search dangerous JB
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 | EmoQueen19 Hey I made a list for the ep and name-dropped you for being cool to me because I don't think I would have released any music if we hadn't talked, I hope that was okay
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| EmoQueen19 Thank you!! :) I added it to the site but the uploader glitched and I couldn't add the artwork x-x
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| EmoQueen19 I uploaded it!!! It's s***, but it's my s*** :) https://soundcloud.com/cxtbxtch/sets/demo-ep-or-something-idk
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| EmoQueen19 That's a huge compliment tysm Nessa's voice is super pretty :) I've got four songs for this little demo ep I'm happy with so I'm just gonna upload the other three tomorrow or something
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| EmoQueen19 Well, first song that I uploaded tbh cause my friend who made my art said it sounds good but idk if he's just saying that
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| EmoQueen19 It's like a noisy glitch ballad? Idk it's like temu-brand Lights with Brakence glitchy stuff in it
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| EmoQueen19 Hey I wanted to share it with you first since you convinced me to finally upload something, here's my first song! https://soundcloud.com/cxtbxtch/sure-as-sin It's just on Soundcloud and YouTube for now, idk if I'm gonna put it on streaming though
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| EmoQueen19 Right??? I love her voice sm, her new stuff is good but Siberia is really special
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| EmoQueen19 You're right I'm being way too hard on myself and perfectionisting everything. I'm gonna have my friend make me album art and then finally stop procrastinating on narrowing down the tracklist. I had a ton of fun making it but then I got down on myself, do you like Lights's music at all? Siberia is my absolutely favorite album ever and I always feel better listening to it
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| EmoQueen19 Honestly that hits I've gotta stop letting these songs sit. Experimenting is so much fun and I feel I found my sound after like a year of learning to not suck in Ableton but every time I write something I get bored of it, I have like 20 tracks done-ish and I want to cut it down to 12. I've only ever listened to music on Soundcloud do you think it'd be worth uploading there? My stuff is hyperpop glitch stuff so idk how much people like those on there
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| EmoQueen19 You've released 14 albums!!! Idk how you deal with the writers block, I end up scrapping an entire song if the melody feels off to me
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| EmoQueen19 Ima try Family Force 5 as soon as I finish my Deftones discog binge, thanks! :) I'm finishing up my first album soon so I need some new stuff to focus on so I don't wuss out on releasing music finally
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| EmoQueen19 I'm not as big into it as others but since it predated hyperpop (fave genre) I want to get more into it! Got any recs for me?
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| EmoQueen19 Hey I listened to your album Rogue Pizza, that was really cool!
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 | Manatea I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN THAT YOU WERE MY FIRST SPUTFRIEND
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| Manatea As you know i am too optimistic. Still rooting for you
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 | CottonSalad lol...I thought you were making a joke about the name being "havey" rather than "Havey" -- rather than actually being a question of who...making it being embarrassing for me...anyway...This is my overthought consideration of the day. Thanking.
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 | Spec nicer dicer my man
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 | sevEn If you are open to new sounds, may I recommend this?: https://tresorberlin.bandcamp.com/album/captagon?from=search
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 | ToSmokMuzyki yo nocturna dropped a new lp https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=491262
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 | kildare Done. Maybe just balance it with a burn on the genre or something
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| kildare It's cool if not. Who knows how the mob will see it. Just check'n
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| kildare So you're good if I put it back?
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| kildare Just FYI, I mentioned you and one of your reviews in a comment at the bottom of my just posted review: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/88903/Aesthetic-Perfection-SEX/#lastpost
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 | Hawks Sampled some of that Chaos Luciferi album last night, sounds pretty damn good. Will jam in full once I'm out of my techno binge lol.
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| Hawks I have not but it looks sick. Gonna have to czech.
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 | CugnoBrasso Oh my, you're the Robert Pollard of crunkcore. Speaking of which, I doubt you reached the maximum album limit on a band page, just look at Guided by Voices, it takes a while to scroll to the bottom. I might risk a permaban and add them myself but I don't know yet.
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| CugnoBrasso I want to ADD THEM ALL to the database, please tell me
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| CugnoBrasso Still walkin on God's green earth. Just checking if you're still alive because I haven't seen you around lately.
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 | artiswar I don't really get why sput stresses you out but it sounds like you've got your priorities straight and you're killing it. It's good to hear that, I get worried sometimes when someone disappears for a while
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| artiswar just checking in to see if you are alive mate
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 | bellovddd pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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| ToSmokMuzyki nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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| ToSmokMuzyki yo what magical symph metal has boggled your noggles since this time last year edenbridge was my favourite
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 | Butkuiss I think it?s funny how seriously the ageing population of a dying website take their arguments about what is and isn?t ?good taste? but oh well! I?m happy just vibing. Stay chill pizza and don?t let your toxic workplace get you down!!
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| Butkuiss Hi Pizza, I just wanted to drop by and say that I?m glad you exist and despite the amount of sputters negging your Taylor review brought a smile to my face, cheers!
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 | neekafat would you happen to have a high rez version of that Pizza Ex Machina cover for undisclosed reasons?
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| artiswar what if they do it and I say it was me. How would you know. I'm telling you, I have a really feminine voice
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| artiswar i?m almost done the song. am i allowed to get a friend to do vocals on it or is that against the rules
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| artiswar the song I'm already working on is basically doom metal. How did you know. Are you in my walls?
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 | bighubbabuddha your fart was deliciously meaty with a hint of strong cheese, in other words a delight
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| Butkuiss How do I keep the romance alive, Pizza?
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 | Pikazilla stop bumping the same albums, coward
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| Butkuiss What is the secret to a successful marriage?
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 | Flugmorph we're making it out of the pizzeria with this one.
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| Hawks Ily2 bro. I'm sorry.
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 | Assemblage Hey, I did the BetweentheSkye track on the Molecular Corporation album. I recently made a list with a link to a complete album if you were interested in checking it out. Just in case you happen to dig it as well.. I would love to hear your thoughts!
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 | DocSportello A classic pre apocalyptic conundrum . . . can relate tho I got 5 tubs of sour cream and like a half shelf of half used chip dips and 4 packages of pierogies and . . . so I cant say why just I am but a poor vassal of the divine supermarket!!
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 | DadKungFu Tried a few Draconian albums before never really clicked, but I jist heard Sovran and I gotta say I get it now
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 | BSX be my valentine xoxo
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| bellovddd SOOOOOO MUCH POWER. I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES
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| Butkuiss They?re all good tracks? Dear pizza
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| Butkuiss Path of Totality y/n dear pizza?
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 | splinter you are the coolest person in the world for rating FACT a 5
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| kildare Of course, except for comments like you just made below (thanks BTW), I have no way of knowing how valuable a review from me would actually be to you. That's why we need to talk about it before I post it. So, whatever you want, Pizza. It's up to you. I'm fine with dropping it completely, or moving forward. Either way. Speaking of which: Gotta go for now
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| kildare Got it. I have solid reasons for my "ghosting theory" (see comments I made elsewhere). But I'm over it now, whatever its truth-value. But the elephant remains: I can't do a review without its resolution. I just won't be able to find the inspiration to say about it everything that I want to; it's just not the way my brain is built.
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| kildare No surprises -- I'll talk to you about it first.
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| kildare No, higher than a "1"! More like 3.3. I don't mean to be messing with you. I'm just ADHD (and a little bi-polar? It's been weird lately) and I get very distracted, and you've contributed a lot to this site, so I want to be satisfied with the review. It's going to take more attention than I have lately
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| kildare I got inspired to write this morning and tried picking away at my review for your album, but it was turning into a big 3000 word thing. The one I did today was a lot easier. But I'll get back to it. Just FYI
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 | Dewinged Lol now we're talking. Btw, Exit Eden, check it out.
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| kildare Not a problem. I was complaining because I have to work this weekend, not about Crunkcore
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| Spec This one?s an insta 1. I?ve gotta stay unpredictable.
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| kildare ****, just lost my weekend. I'll get back with you next week
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| kildare Let me commit to a better listen and I'll get back to you? I'll shoot for Saturday morning (American Mountain Time: I have yet to bother to figure out the clock on Sputnik. Is it based in Britain somewhere, do you know?).
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| kildare Uh...I'm not into Crunkcore, so it would be pretty critical. It's like asking me to rate Elton John's or Billy Ray Cyrus' or Taylor Swift's albums: Millions of people love them, so their albums are obviously in the Great to Classic range, but they'd all get "Poor to Average" at best from me. I can try to criticize it CONSTRUCTIVELY if you want me to take it apart, but it might not be good for morale. No one loves criticism.
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| CugnoBrasso Well, you'll have to wait until December for your review then, Blame Sowing.
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 | cycosynner Yo thanks for the recs! I've been meaning to get more into Otep, she's been on my list for a little while. Same goes for Soulfly. As for Adema, I listened to their first record a long time ago. I enjoyed it, but it felt a lot like a more commercialized Korn.Mudvayne are dope. LD 50 is (slowly) growing on me, I love it more every time I listen to it, but the length of the record kinda forces me to listen to it sparingly. I hate stopping midway through albums and picking it up later haha.
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| CugnoBrasso I mean, the problem is that you can't create new accounts on sputnik, but if you know a way to create an alt just let me know, I'm always looking for brand new ways to risk getting banned. I like living on the edge.
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| CugnoBrasso I'm following a strict regimen of one review per year, in late december, so I'm afraid you'll have to wait 12 more months. Unless you know a way to create an alt, that is.
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| DocSportello [smiling cat emoji] [sunglasses emoji] . . . [celebration emoji]
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| DocSportello Awwwww yeeeeahhhh will jam sooooon ?? happy new year!! ?
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| BSX i ate a whole pizza
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 | budgie WHATS IN THE BOOOX WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOX
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| Hawks https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=166089 JAM THIS NOWWWWW!!!
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 | Wizard So accurate! LOL I mainly come here for the lulz but I do miss the old days.
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| budgie where's my uk subs review
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| Wizard The whispering wind..........
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| Dewinged tbh my passion (hah) for the genre has been waning very hard as my Nightwish honeymoon is officially over but I still enjoy a moonlight bath in the forest from time to time
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| Dewinged Oh Stream of Passion is the name of the band lol, nice, thanks, they look like the real deal, added to the list!
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| Hawks https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/56727/Sort-Vokter-Folkloric-Necro-Metal/ Czech this so ahrd. M///
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| Hawks Oh I know you're not, just surprised me a bit lmao.
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| Hawks Bro I had no idea u dug raw bm I'm glad u dig Spectral Temper! Czech out Saidan and Moonlight Sword too!
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| DadKungFu pizza how to get back to writing again I'm stuck
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 | SlothcoreSam Check this. https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=126388
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 | frozencarl it had character tho! anyways, i still havent forgotten about that Angel Dust review. just waiting for the motivation and creative juices to start flowin
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| frozencarl hello pizza, i miss the squiggly font on your page
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| Butkuiss Have I done something to offend you, o pizza?
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| DocSportello ahhhh it?s amazing! was it so good it shot my alternator? perhaps. which is to say: god damn i cannot wait for LP2, may it short circuit the world :D
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| Hawks Bruh wtf that Ocean Grove album is AMAZING.
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| Hawks Man it slayz so ahrd its like a nu-metal/deathcore combo.
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| Hawks https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=475492 JAM THIS!!! Right up your alley I think. M///
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| SlothcoreSam Just thought of the title for your next album. Mummy has Bowel Movements Too.
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 | Koris For sure man. When I did my Pupil Slicer interview, the best way to go about it was via a recorded Zoom call. Whenever you're interested, just let me know and I'll set things up :]
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 | Jash Wrong end for any natural disasters, that?s for sure
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| Jash I?m on Vancouver Island my guy
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| Spec Now let?s not get carried away.
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| artiswar the singles are sick, the album sucks
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| artiswar that's really good to hear, I'm glad you have your priorities straight. Did you jam the album though? Am I right or wrong? Just tell me what you thought of it compared to the last one, skip the review, it honestly doesn't even deserve one
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| artiswar can you review the new VCTMS? I wrote one but it sucks. I want you to do it since no one else will. I had such high hopes after Vol.IV but they let me down. It has a few great tracks, but still. I honestly expected them to catapult into the moon with this one. I'm sad, maybe next time
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| ToSmokMuzyki i tried putting "HOLY s*** ITS ****ING PIZZA!!!!!" or some such as the band descrition too but i guess sowing didnt like it
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 | iHaveSex I am not a number I am a free man.
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| ToSmokMuzyki best pm album ive heard since heroes of mighty magic lmao
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| ToSmokMuzyki yo have u heard this https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=325217
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| artiswar what happens if a pizzamachine and a freakmachine have a baby together?
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| budgie dont curse u ****ing moron
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| budgie WHO LEFT ALL THIS PIZZA SLICES IN MY SHOUTBOX UR GONNA ATTRACT SEAGULLS
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 | FreakMachine yeah man, my earliest account was 09 I believe, I didn't ghost before then though. I think my skele account was from 2011 to 2013 and then again briefly last year before the court of public opinion got it banned hard m/ **** it, I'll never leave
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| FreakMachine it was super immature of me at the time and really disturbing. hence why i dont do that s*** anymore. I didnt realize you were around back then tbh pizza my bad
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| FreakMachine I doubt it. Sput is convinced that my trolling antics were legit. Those that have been around long enough to remember back in the day should know that I take things to the extreme and say the most ****ed up things imaginable for reaction. But i'm not bothered either way.
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| FreakMachine regardless, i'm leaving that thread. I've given my say and that's all I have to say about it.
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| Pikazilla why are you stalking me should i be scared
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| artiswar sorry for incurring your vengeance that's my bad
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| artiswar you stab me right through the heart
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| artiswar new VCTMS album drops in 2-3 weeks, will you review it? I'm so hyped for it, the singles have been really good, one of them is like the nastiest heaviest song they've ever done. I want it so bad!
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| bellovddd ok i believe i have done that correctly
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| bellovddd I know lol. should i start one - would be easier to send you tunes?
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| bellovddd I do not have a discord believe it or not lol.
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| bellovddd almost finished the first demo of the tune. ill hit you up soon
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| bellovddd im trying to make this new song as poppy as can be with some silly unnecessary screaming over the top. ill have something put together shortly for your ears.
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| bellovddd these dudes are so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0McQXnjmzs
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| bellovddd brah i read that you only like soft bread. but you can make crotons or some sweet breadcrumbs from stale bread. although not a lot better then freshly made bread.
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| bellovddd https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crunkcoreyou are a part of history now.
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| cycosynner How do you put out so many goddamn reviews? You're ****ing prolific, it's impressive!!
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| bellovddd im happy there are still bands like this carrying the torch for what I grew up listening to.
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| bellovddd YES! that's a sick riff when it kicks in
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| bellovddd lexii is awesome. good inspiration to make some music with
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| bellovddd I've heard that Unicorns one before. that Lexii one has some sweet sweet beats.
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| bellovddd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MzbtZxcl6w
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| bellovddd Jimmie Strimell has joined nightrage. I want some boy bands cleans added oh yes.
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| bellovddd no doubt the kids will stop the process tonight lol.
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| bellovddd dude i am 100% going to get you on a track. I'll start working on something tonight and i'll hit you up for some ideas.
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| bellovddd not to sure yet. i'll see where the night takes me after work today haha. might try to get my crunky stuff going better.
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| bellovddd yo just checked fear of constant regret and ashes. nice beats and chill vocals. nice find. i'm gunna record some s*** soon.
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 | JayEnder Best Death album agreed ahrd m/
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 | DungeonBoy Oh, you think dungeons are your ally. But you merely adopted the dungeon; I was born in it, molded by it.
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| DungeonBoy Hey what the heck! let me ouuuuuuuta here!
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