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Reviews 622 Approval 90%
Soundoffs 86 News Articles 38 Band Edits + Tags 247 Album Edits 360
Album Ratings 2496 Objectivity 77%
Last Active 12-31-22 10:16 pm Joined 08-19-09
Review Comments 26,822
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| artiswar what if they do it and I say it was me. How would you know. I'm telling you, I have a really feminine voice
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| artiswar i?m almost done the song. am i allowed to get a friend to do vocals on it or is that against the rules
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| artiswar the song I'm already working on is basically doom metal. How did you know. Are you in my walls?
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| bighubbabuddha your fart was deliciously meaty with a hint of strong cheese, in other words a delight
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| Butkuiss How do I keep the romance alive, Pizza?
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| Pikazilla stop bumping the same albums, coward
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| Butkuiss What is the secret to a successful marriage?
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| Flugmorph we're making it out of the pizzeria with this one.
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| Hawks Ily2 bro. I'm sorry.
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| Assemblage Hey, I did the BetweentheSkye track on the Molecular Corporation album. I recently made a list with a link to a complete album if you were interested in checking it out. Just in case you happen to dig it as well.. I would love to hear your thoughts!
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| DocSportello A classic pre apocalyptic conundrum . . . can relate tho I got 5 tubs of sour cream and like a half shelf of half used chip dips and 4 packages of pierogies and . . . so I cant say why just I am but a poor vassal of the divine supermarket!!
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| DadKungFu Tried a few Draconian albums before never really clicked, but I jist heard Sovran and I gotta say I get it now
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| BSX be my valentine xoxo
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| bellovddd SOOOOOO MUCH POWER. I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES
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| Butkuiss They?re all good tracks? Dear pizza
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| Butkuiss Path of Totality y/n dear pizza?
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| splinter you are the coolest person in the world for rating FACT a 5
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| kildare Of course, except for comments like you just made below (thanks BTW), I have no way of knowing how valuable a review from me would actually be to you. That's why we need to talk about it before I post it. So, whatever you want, Pizza. It's up to you. I'm fine with dropping it completely, or moving forward. Either way. Speaking of which: Gotta go for now
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| kildare Got it. I have solid reasons for my "ghosting theory" (see comments I made elsewhere). But I'm over it now, whatever its truth-value. But the elephant remains: I can't do a review without its resolution. I just won't be able to find the inspiration to say about it everything that I want to; it's just not the way my brain is built.
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| kildare No surprises -- I'll talk to you about it first.
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| kildare No, higher than a "1"! More like 3.3. I don't mean to be messing with you. I'm just ADHD (and a little bi-polar? It's been weird lately) and I get very distracted, and you've contributed a lot to this site, so I want to be satisfied with the review. It's going to take more attention than I have lately
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| kildare I got inspired to write this morning and tried picking away at my review for your album, but it was turning into a big 3000 word thing. The one I did today was a lot easier. But I'll get back to it. Just FYI
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| Dewinged Lol now we're talking. Btw, Exit Eden, check it out.
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| kildare Not a problem. I was complaining because I have to work this weekend, not about Crunkcore
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| Spec This one?s an insta 1. I?ve gotta stay unpredictable.
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| kildare ****, just lost my weekend. I'll get back with you next week
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| kildare Let me commit to a better listen and I'll get back to you? I'll shoot for Saturday morning (American Mountain Time: I have yet to bother to figure out the clock on Sputnik. Is it based in Britain somewhere, do you know?).
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| kildare Uh...I'm not into Crunkcore, so it would be pretty critical. It's like asking me to rate Elton John's or Billy Ray Cyrus' or Taylor Swift's albums: Millions of people love them, so their albums are obviously in the Great to Classic range, but they'd all get "Poor to Average" at best from me. I can try to criticize it CONSTRUCTIVELY if you want me to take it apart, but it might not be good for morale. No one loves criticism.
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| CugnoBrasso Well, you'll have to wait until December for your review then, Blame Sowing.
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| cycosynner Yo thanks for the recs! I've been meaning to get more into Otep, she's been on my list for a little while. Same goes for Soulfly. As for Adema, I listened to their first record a long time ago. I enjoyed it, but it felt a lot like a more commercialized Korn.Mudvayne are dope. LD 50 is (slowly) growing on me, I love it more every time I listen to it, but the length of the record kinda forces me to listen to it sparingly. I hate stopping midway through albums and picking it up later haha.
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| CugnoBrasso I mean, the problem is that you can't create new accounts on sputnik, but if you know a way to create an alt just let me know, I'm always looking for brand new ways to risk getting banned. I like living on the edge.
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| CugnoBrasso I'm following a strict regimen of one review per year, in late december, so I'm afraid you'll have to wait 12 more months. Unless you know a way to create an alt, that is.
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| DocSportello [smiling cat emoji] [sunglasses emoji] . . . [celebration emoji]
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| DocSportello Awwwww yeeeeahhhh will jam sooooon ?? happy new year!! ?
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| BSX i ate a whole pizza
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| budgie WHATS IN THE BOOOX WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOX
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| Hawks https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=166089 JAM THIS NOWWWWW!!!
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| Wizard So accurate! LOL I mainly come here for the lulz but I do miss the old days.
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| budgie where's my uk subs review
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| Wizard The whispering wind..........
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| Dewinged tbh my passion (hah) for the genre has been waning very hard as my Nightwish honeymoon is officially over but I still enjoy a moonlight bath in the forest from time to time
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| Dewinged Oh Stream of Passion is the name of the band lol, nice, thanks, they look like the real deal, added to the list!
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| Hawks https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/56727/Sort-Vokter-Folkloric-Necro-Metal/ Czech this so ahrd. M///
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| Hawks Oh I know you're not, just surprised me a bit lmao.
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| Hawks Bro I had no idea u dug raw bm I'm glad u dig Spectral Temper! Czech out Saidan and Moonlight Sword too!
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| DadKungFu pizza how to get back to writing again I'm stuck
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| SlothcoreSam Check this. https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=126388
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| frozencarl it had character tho! anyways, i still havent forgotten about that Angel Dust review. just waiting for the motivation and creative juices to start flowin
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| frozencarl hello pizza, i miss the squiggly font on your page
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| Butkuiss Have I done something to offend you, o pizza?
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| DocSportello ahhhh it?s amazing! was it so good it shot my alternator? perhaps. which is to say: god damn i cannot wait for LP2, may it short circuit the world :D
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| Hawks Bruh wtf that Ocean Grove album is AMAZING.
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| Hawks Man it slayz so ahrd its like a nu-metal/deathcore combo.
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| Hawks https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=475492 JAM THIS!!! Right up your alley I think. M///
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| SlothcoreSam Just thought of the title for your next album. Mummy has Bowel Movements Too.
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| Koris For sure man. When I did my Pupil Slicer interview, the best way to go about it was via a recorded Zoom call. Whenever you're interested, just let me know and I'll set things up :]
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| Jash Wrong end for any natural disasters, that?s for sure
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| Jash I?m on Vancouver Island my guy
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| Spec Now let?s not get carried away.
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| artiswar the singles are sick, the album sucks
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| artiswar that's really good to hear, I'm glad you have your priorities straight. Did you jam the album though? Am I right or wrong? Just tell me what you thought of it compared to the last one, skip the review, it honestly doesn't even deserve one
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| artiswar can you review the new VCTMS? I wrote one but it sucks. I want you to do it since no one else will. I had such high hopes after Vol.IV but they let me down. It has a few great tracks, but still. I honestly expected them to catapult into the moon with this one. I'm sad, maybe next time
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| ToSmokMuzyki i tried putting "HOLY s*** ITS ****ING PIZZA!!!!!" or some such as the band descrition too but i guess sowing didnt like it
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| iHaveSex I am not a number I am a free man.
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| ToSmokMuzyki best pm album ive heard since heroes of mighty magic lmao
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| ToSmokMuzyki yo have u heard this https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=325217
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| artiswar what happens if a pizzamachine and a freakmachine have a baby together?
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| budgie dont curse u ****ing moron
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| budgie WHO LEFT ALL THIS PIZZA SLICES IN MY SHOUTBOX UR GONNA ATTRACT SEAGULLS
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| FreakMachine yeah man, my earliest account was 09 I believe, I didn't ghost before then though. I think my skele account was from 2011 to 2013 and then again briefly last year before the court of public opinion got it banned hard m/ **** it, I'll never leave
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| FreakMachine it was super immature of me at the time and really disturbing. hence why i dont do that s*** anymore. I didnt realize you were around back then tbh pizza my bad
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| FreakMachine I doubt it. Sput is convinced that my trolling antics were legit. Those that have been around long enough to remember back in the day should know that I take things to the extreme and say the most ****ed up things imaginable for reaction. But i'm not bothered either way.
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| FreakMachine regardless, i'm leaving that thread. I've given my say and that's all I have to say about it.
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| Pikazilla why are you stalking me should i be scared
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| artiswar sorry for incurring your vengeance that's my bad
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| artiswar you stab me right through the heart
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| artiswar new VCTMS album drops in 2-3 weeks, will you review it? I'm so hyped for it, the singles have been really good, one of them is like the nastiest heaviest song they've ever done. I want it so bad!
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| bellovddd ok i believe i have done that correctly
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| bellovddd I know lol. should i start one - would be easier to send you tunes?
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| bellovddd I do not have a discord believe it or not lol.
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| bellovddd almost finished the first demo of the tune. ill hit you up soon
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| bellovddd im trying to make this new song as poppy as can be with some silly unnecessary screaming over the top. ill have something put together shortly for your ears.
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| bellovddd these dudes are so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0McQXnjmzs
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| bellovddd brah i read that you only like soft bread. but you can make crotons or some sweet breadcrumbs from stale bread. although not a lot better then freshly made bread.
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| bellovddd https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crunkcoreyou are a part of history now.
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| cycosynner How do you put out so many goddamn reviews? You're ****ing prolific, it's impressive!!
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| bellovddd im happy there are still bands like this carrying the torch for what I grew up listening to.
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| bellovddd YES! that's a sick riff when it kicks in
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| bellovddd lexii is awesome. good inspiration to make some music with
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| bellovddd I've heard that Unicorns one before. that Lexii one has some sweet sweet beats.
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| bellovddd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MzbtZxcl6w
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| bellovddd Jimmie Strimell has joined nightrage. I want some boy bands cleans added oh yes.
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| bellovddd no doubt the kids will stop the process tonight lol.
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| bellovddd dude i am 100% going to get you on a track. I'll start working on something tonight and i'll hit you up for some ideas.
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| bellovddd not to sure yet. i'll see where the night takes me after work today haha. might try to get my crunky stuff going better.
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| bellovddd yo just checked fear of constant regret and ashes. nice beats and chill vocals. nice find. i'm gunna record some s*** soon.
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| JayEnder Best Death album agreed ahrd m/
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| DungeonBoy Oh, you think dungeons are your ally. But you merely adopted the dungeon; I was born in it, molded by it.
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| DungeonBoy Hey what the heck! let me ouuuuuuuta here!
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| bellovddd only a touch here and there on the rap vocals its a bit muddled.
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| bellovddd saliva inducer - i had no ****ing idea haha
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| bellovddd i was going to quote the opening part of the rap in rap song where you reference being a music reviewer turned to music producer but one line i couldn't make out completely in there lol.
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| onionbubs in all fairness its just not my style. my ceiling with crunkcore is a limbo bar
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| onionbubs im not sure thats the endorsement you think it is lol
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| onionbubs i heard one of em and thougjt it was okay is there another now
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| artiswar that's so sweet but don't listen to me stay true to your vision
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| Emim Definitely feeling like an ice cream slut so this hitting rn
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| bellovddd i am listening to your album during work to get my inspiration up for a review. i dunno what i'm gunna say
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| artiswar am in a crunkcore mood tonight, gonna finally jam your album. Gonna have some ice cream too
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| bellovddd but I only like pop if its got some guy screaming nonsense in the background. weird.
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| bellovddd they are so good. the poppier the better right now lol
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| bellovddd so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWOUX54V3bQ
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| kalkwiese Hey man! Tricky question, but I'll try to answer, haha. Ice Cream Slut is such a great opener, setting the bar very high. Neon Socks is very relatable though. I guess I am going with YOLO atm, because the music is like a sugar infusion straight into my heart. But my opinion could change in the future
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| bellovddd ****ing hipsters man. have to ruin everything
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| bellovddd lol they have albums rated under 2. good ol sput
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| bellovddd yo otep wtf. i'm a silly man for sleeping on them
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| artiswar I'm excited. I don't really know for sure what crunkcore is but I can't wait to find out
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| artiswar You should. I'll be jamming your album tonight. Probably no review but I'll give you my impressions
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| artiswar They did a stand-alone track last year called The Dearly Beloved and in 2020 they did a split with Falsifier. Those are so good and the new stuff sounds really fun. I can't wait for Vol 5. I need moar
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| ToSmokMuzyki satisfying any 82 yo woman deserves a just reward
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| artiswar I tried going back into their older stuff but their 2018 one kind of sucked to be honest. I don't know what happened but that 2021 album is really sick and infectious. Just really nasty and catchy while not overstaying it's welcome. I love how aggressive it is in the first half yet the back half gets very melodic. It's such a dynamic album, I can't believe they're only in their early 20s. They're basically children and they're making this? Damn. They have 3 singles from the new album already
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| artiswar I'm so hyped for your take on it. They have a new one coming out in October too, one of the singles is some straight up Otep s***. I'll bite the bullet and jam it on Soundcloud then when I have free time, probably on Monday. Congrats on the release, I hope it went over ok, I'm looking forward checking it
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| artiswar yeah for sure. Is it on bandcamp or YT? I hate Soundcloud but I'll do it for you if I have to
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| artiswar hey pizza can I request a review? Vol. 4 by VCTMS. I can't stop listening to this since I found it like a month ago, it's so satisfying when I'm in the mood. It's like cringe zoomer hardcore mixed with nu-metal revival, it's kind of bad but in a really good way. It deserves a review I think. I'd do it myself but I have my hands full, also nobody cares. Love you bud
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| Winsomniac Haha, I've just been doin' my thing. I don't really keep up with music the same way I used to. I'll throw up another review one of these days I'm sure. Glad to hear your little tykes are enjoying daycare! I have so much respect for all my friends with kids, it's such a huge commitment.
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| Winsomniac DAMN! Two kiddos? Congrats bud! Seems I missed a few lifes for ya, haha. Glad to hear from ya and hope you and yours are doing well :D
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| Azazzel pizza, my brain is screaming for more symphonic metal gothic female voiced minor progressions like just after @3m here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHTbVNkdW6Y juice me with anything that passage makes you think of, please!
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| NudeTayne where's the pizza - Jennifer Lawrence
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| bellovddd only just found these dudes :o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdHpktve7xc
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| bellovddd dude this is awesome. the crunkcore revival is real
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| JustJoe. also i still never finished learning how to write a review
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| Dewinged Honestly I'm halfway through and it has strong early Paradise Lost vibes and not much female vox, but it's a good time.
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| Dewinged Godthrymm - Distortions, very much in the line of that Tribunal record but without growls, you'll dig. And you can thank Mars about this one! https://godthrymmdoom.bandcamp.com/album/distortions
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| bellovddd is a ice cream slut someone who loves ice cream or someone who uses ice cream sexually? i gots to know
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| bellovddd that unicorn killed my girlfriend is PEAK music.
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| bellovddd rec me some legit crunkcore. i'm bored at work and want some silliness
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| cycosynner I feel contractually obligated to recommend minortimbo something other than Christian rock music.
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| Hawks Oh we are for sure. I'm talking about those other idiots lmao.
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| Hawks **** em, it's just the internet lol.
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| Hawks I know bro but I honestly do not care at all lol.
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| ToSmokMuzyki better idea--you review your own album, now thats meta
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| ToSmokMuzyki if i slap a 2.5 review on your bum i'll go down to 2% non skimmed :|
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| cycosynner Yo thanks for your comment on my list about guitar burnout. I've checked out your Soundcloud stuff, sounds good! Definitely recaptures that old-school crunkcore, rawr xD vibe.
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| bellovddd https://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Pacmanthemovie/115304/stumbled on these dudes - they go alright
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