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  • SowingSeason Are you back now? or just checking in. sorry I'm excited to have old users back, ponton came outta nowhere for like 1 month but then left again without saying goodbye :'(
    June 1 06:53 PM
  • SowingSeason Just thought about this but you should probably check the new Kevin Morby, seems like something you might enjoy and it's currently my #2 AOTY for 2016
    June 1 09:27 AM
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  • coneren FUUCK I WANT TO COME
    May 31 08:07 PM
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    May 31 07:52 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa YOU'RE ALIVE????????????????????????
    May 12 11:45 PM
  • Ponton hey man, hope all is well
    March 21 12:20 PM
  • SowingSeason check out 'Organs' from the new OMAM. if you like anything from it, that'll be it
    June 8 07:07 PM
  • SowingSeason Oh nice, I taught there for a year. I don't live in philly anymore though, I'm up in the lehigh valley now which is much nicer but less interesting.
    January 31 06:40 PM
  • SowingSeason Cool within an hour of philly where?
    January 31 03:36 AM
  • klap cool to hear you're going to be back on this side of the planet now. check out the new war on drugs methinks you'd dig it. gonna get me a copy of your release too
    March 26 12:50 AM
  • SadAndHolyGlow I'm probably too late to the game on this one, but I love your review for Owl City's "Ocean Eyes." Well played, my friend.
    January 5 01:42 AM
  • Mike08 Your attack attack- someday came suddenly review cracked me up. Thank You
    April 22 05:30 PM
  • Mike08 Your attack attack- someday came suddenly review cracked me up. Thank You
    April 22 05:25 PM
  • toxin. you owe me an Orpheum cover! whenever you read this :)
    February 17 06:10 PM
  • Trebor. I haven't played mine in a couple years because it's missing a string
    October 15 08:08 PM
  • Trebor. That's some beautiful shredding
    October 15 07:55 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy i agree with killq
    October 15 04:20 AM
  • heyadam I was just wondering if you still feel as strongly as you did in your Anullaby review about Shane Blay's musicianship or if you were just pissed off about how bad the EP sucked haha.
    August 26 02:26 AM
  • KILL snakes and arrows 4 clockwork 2.5 wow wtf man i am pissed
    June 28 12:41 AM
  • Aids i didn't know that you reviewed (and liked) Dan Mangan's latest. right on.
    June 17 06:01 PM
  • Relinquished bump
    May 21 11:21 PM
  • aok o caleb where art thou?
    February 7 01:31 PM
  • Mike225 I wish there was a way to follow people/bands and have a feed box on the homepage for things to show up in, I love your reviews! Keep it up.
    February 3 10:09 AM
  • Tyrael Aw poopie, well thanks anyway and sorry for spelling your name wrong :]
    December 30 09:07 AM
    December 25 10:32 AM
  • Tyrael When will there be a new Waoir review? :D
    December 10 09:31 AM
  • Xenophanes http://www.facebook.com/groups/162548580510089/Here, this may work better, so no one is forcibly friended and whatnot.
    November 21 09:09 PM
  • KotoFtw Come check out my first review, mayne!
    November 16 06:41 AM
  • Masochist Well, I was going to ask you whether you'd listened to the new Mutemath, but I see your recently played, and it answered my question :-P. So now I get to ask--what do you think of it?
    November 8 03:19 PM
  • Blindsided I feel like you would be the person to ask on how to make a good cup of English tea, what with your most recent list and whatnot.
    November 1 05:47 PM
  • Irving Waior my man, just checking, are you part of the Last.Fm Contributors group yet? If no, then: http://www.last.fm/group/Sputnikmusic.com Contributors
    October 31 10:48 AM
  • SowingSeason dammit they should just make you staff too
    October 29 11:50 PM
  • SowingSeason sorry for treading on your territory buddy, i know you love the decemberists. will you be posting a review too? i'd love to compare opinions
    October 29 11:39 PM
  • aok you a couchsurfer?
    September 21 09:41 PM
  • vakuola 'twas me the one who posted the message below
    September 5 05:00 PM
  • Hey Caleb, did you ever listen to my band's songs? We're also on facebook in case you want to stream them. /joliettemx I'd like an honest opinion about them :)
    September 3 09:53 PM
  • ThePrince1993 Dude where is sarah?
    September 2 06:25 PM
  • maidenpmcc No I didn't mean directly from if u think it's badly written lol, the review in general got negative responses. If you could please read the review yourself and tell me your honest opinion on it. The pros and cons, stuff I should of did and not do etc. Cheers.
    August 22 08:11 PM
  • maidenpmcc Hey man, your a contributor on this site, I made a few changes to my ABR review. Did you read it all? Tell me what's wrong with it and why it's badly written.
    August 22 06:19 AM
  • Sanders I'm currently about half an hour north of Manchester, but as of September I'll be back in the West Midlands! Are you still kicking around the country?
    August 5 04:14 AM
  • coneren hey peniseeds
    July 25 02:21 AM
  • klap hey asshole where are the rest of your dear hunter reviews
    July 21 02:00 AM
  • Tyrael We need moar Waior reviews! :3
    July 16 01:51 PM
  • vakuola Seriously? That's weird, try this one http://www.mediafire.com/?3j0nug9k1ox44x4
    July 2 03:17 PM
  • Aids you have the Orange EP rated 4 I thought it was your favourite
    June 28 08:44 PM
  • Acre Oops!
    June 28 07:10 PM
  • Acre I appreciate the advertising for my reviews, lol
    June 28 06:15 PM
  • telex Alright thanks.
    June 28 12:15 AM
  • telex Show me a link of Acre's reviews.
    June 28 12:07 AM
  • wabbit actually england has something really cool called the "Youth Mobility Scheme" where I think I can avoid paying a lot of fees. And it is a two year visa
    June 18 08:21 PM
  • wabbit So is travelling easy? I know you mainly do missionary work but to the best of your knowledge is it a lot of work/time for me to be able to get a student work visa in England? (I'm from the commonwealth too)
    June 18 08:04 PM
  • Ire bringing back the dog avatar
    June 15 08:09 PM
  • fr33convict Ugh I just used a keygen sorry dude
    June 13 05:32 PM
  • Xenophanes just the compilation, sadly
    June 5 07:09 PM
  • Curse. Caleb dont smoke it is bad for you
    April 13 06:28 AM
  • vakuola Link is broken, sorry. http://bit.ly/gs2IPL there ya go
    April 12 02:47 AM
  • vakuola Also, try listening with headphones
    April 11 12:43 AM
  • vakuola Hey Caleb, here's my band first attempt http://www.mediafire.com/?lp9x417fxriqiat everything's written in spanish, let me know what you think :)
    April 10 11:57 PM
  • JWT155 You make more sense then any of those 13 year olds thinking religion is completely false.
    March 31 07:52 PM
  • Motiv3 what do you think of the new btbam so far mate?
    March 31 05:09 PM
  • Emim You sir have some funky bass lines. And that's not even a euphemism.
    March 26 01:50 PM
  • Realm cuz u suk
    March 23 11:08 PM
  • fr33convict How come your real name is McAlpin but you called your stuff McAlpine? O.o Also, did you ever get that drum simulator?
    March 23 11:52 AM
  • Ire wayur
    March 16 09:57 PM
  • vakuola Aproximadamente en 3 o 4 semanas, apenas se hará el mixing y mastering, te lo enviaré. Gracias!
    February 23 02:45 PM
  • vakuola Siendo de las pocas personas en este sitio que habla español, te podría mandar el primer EP de mi banda en cuanto esté listo y lo escucharías?
    February 16 02:04 PM
  • Knott- Don't worry, I don't, lol. Maybe 5 years ago I would've, but there's a reason why people like Kimm drive me to fury and why I enjoy talking to people like you.
    February 11 02:42 AM
  • Irving Where have you gone to Waior?
    February 5 06:35 PM
  • KotoFtw Listening to your EP right now. Liking it so far.
    January 30 09:56 PM
  • KotoFtw It's high time we get on tinychat and impersonate each other again.
    January 30 04:43 AM
  • SowingSeason what a fool I've been
    January 30 03:49 AM
  • NeutralThunder12 you are so ****ing stupid I really hope you die bro
    January 27 09:52 PM
    January 27 04:29 AM
  • PuddlesPuddles That makes me upset. Don't do what I do when I can't record and write down a bunch of favorable hooks/melodies/lyrics and then get sick of them to the point where you want to destroy it and it never sees the light of day.
    January 25 10:39 PM
  • PuddlesPuddles Whens teh new McAcpline tentative release date? I assume Mr. Rubin is producing it
    January 25 09:23 PM
  • fr33convict it's a plugin. create a drum track, go to edit (on the mid-right side of the screen not the top) and go to sound generator and look for EzDrummer.
    January 22 10:56 PM
  • fr33convict http://www.mediafire.com/?y1evip6ncjppzm1, then google drumkit from hell or twisted kit. neither is actually very metal oriented so they should be fine for you.
    January 22 10:39 PM
  • fr33convict i use a mac, i didn't get it with a torrent i got a rar. here's a sound preview while i try to find a link http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?2utljuuk7lgkz0k
    January 22 10:34 PM
  • fr33convict seriously you should download ezdrummer much better than the stock midi drums
    January 22 10:30 PM
  • kris. luv your avatar luv you
    December 30 09:09 PM
  • coneren oh heeey
    December 23 06:31 AM
  • sonictheplumber you got something to say, say it to my face
    December 22 05:57 PM
  • Motiv3 haha i couldnt of put it any better, album rules so hard.
    December 21 09:11 PM
  • Motiv3 I see you've rated the king is dead, whats your thoughts on it?
    December 20 08:41 AM
  • fr33convict when i highlight the indie part of my pie chart is says caleb mcalpine and i can't remember who that mother****er even is.
    December 17 11:18 PM
  • fr33convict When I googled it earlier it told me it was a typo and just now it showed up right O_o
    November 30 11:12 PM
  • fr33convict Waior aren't you suppose to be good at spelling? It's analyze, not analyse bro.
    November 30 05:00 PM
  • Deviant. Deadmau5 leaked
    November 30 02:27 AM
  • fr33convict Have fun with your faggish wedding music.
    November 27 09:35 PM
  • Beauville88 Hypothetically, if I were to review your album and give it a "5", how much money would I have coming my way?
    November 23 12:59 PM
  • Winsomniac As one of the writers I stylistically respect, wanna gimme feedback on my Defeater review? I know I can write, I just need to write reviews better.
    November 15 05:17 PM
  • klap yeah thoroughly enjoyed their set, just put verona up on my blog this morning
    November 15 02:06 PM
  • fr33convict me and mordecai and you should form a band over the internet it would be badass.
    November 15 11:19 AM
  • klap i'll try but thats my finals week
    November 14 10:19 PM
  • klap just bought tickets to delta spirit, can't make passion pit
    November 12 10:20 PM
  • fr33convict You gonna record anything or am I gonna have to kill you and steal your voice?
    November 12 10:01 PM
  • Emim Just as your standing-in-front-of-a-wall-colored-like-baby-crap are also intimidating, but I shall timidly accept this request of friendship.
    November 12 03:08 AM
  • Emim Ha ha, yeah. No qwe alt here. "Zach Cipperly" on FB if you're interested
    November 12 02:56 AM
  • klap also passion pit 12/07 hollywood palladium
    November 10 05:23 PM
  • klap do you like delta spirit?
    November 10 05:08 PM
  • Beauville88 Thanks! It's nice to get at least one nice compliment in a slew of hate.
    November 8 01:01 PM
  • fr33convict YOU LOST IT? And here:http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=317268
    November 8 10:38 AM
  • fr33convict you gotta tell theacademy your favorite song evar so we can finish his damn list sooner. and...
    November 8 01:47 AM
  • fr33convict hey have you made any progress on the song yet? :/
    November 3 12:03 PM
  • AliW1993 dunno if you saw, theres a new decemberists song up for free d/l http://decemberists.com/
    November 2 03:13 PM
  • blabony just listened to your ep .... amazing work man ! keep it up ...
    October 29 05:42 PM
  • blabony just listened to you're ep .... amazing work man ! keep it up ...
    October 29 05:41 PM
  • Baphomet I just needed to say it again: Your EP is truly fantastic, I hope you do even better stuff in the future and get signed so I can illegally download your albums. So.... do I get a discout if i hire you for mi gf's birthday?
    October 24 07:04 PM
  • fr33convict Did you pick which track you were doing?
    October 21 12:25 AM
  • fr33convict Allright. Cool man.
    October 21 12:17 AM
  • fr33convict I was thinking you would do that.
    October 20 10:49 PM
  • fr33convict emailed them to ya.
    October 20 09:30 PM
  • fr33convict Oops I meant to paste the link XDMy newest list.
    October 20 07:32 PM
  • fr33convict Go here and ask for the Folk song so that way Lakes doesn't have to sing it.
    October 20 06:55 PM
  • thediamondcanopy Good job on that EP, will be sure to pass it around.
    October 19 04:30 PM
  • PuddlesPuddles it's comin' my man. If I can, I'll perhaps write it during work tomorrow
    October 17 09:51 PM
  • klap old nes bro
    October 17 04:34 PM
  • morrissey Hey about your artist profile, I keep getting multiple entries in the band approval queue, and I know you made one with a bio that didn't get through. If you post the bio to my shoutbox I'll make sure it gets edited in appropriately.
    October 16 11:45 AM
  • Nagrarok Nice lil' EP you've made there Caleb. I especially enjoyed I Was Wrong, We'll Alway Have Today
    October 16 11:21 AM
  • ANewTypeOfPunk you wrote an excellent review for the alexisonfire, Watch Out! album. it truly is a masterpiece. for sure in my top 10 all time favourite albums.
    October 16 03:43 AM
  • Masochist Re-submitted, man. I'm curious to know what YOUR favorite songs/moments from the album are ;-)
    October 15 06:04 PM
  • klap saw miike snow last night where the **** were you
    October 15 02:33 PM
  • Masochist Glad you got to read it! I've already made an appeal about it on the forums. My question is, how the hell can you still read it and comment on it if it got taken down!?
    October 15 01:29 PM
  • sspedding don't take it personally, i will raise your average when the time is right.
    October 15 01:27 PM
  • Masochist Did you get to read it before it gotd?
    October 15 01:14 PM
  • Masochist Okay, lied I guess. It's not as long as I thought it would be.
    October 15 04:18 AM
  • Masochist 50 plays in a week. I hate you. Am writing the review now; will be up one day. It's going to be the longest damn review anyone's ever seen for seven songs.
    October 15 02:59 AM
  • PinkBlackberry Caleb is soooooooooo KVLT
    October 11 06:00 AM
  • Emim Sweet, will do for sure.
    October 8 02:45 AM
  • Emim I've heard bits and pieces of them, but I really need to get on a whole album.
    October 8 02:29 AM
  • Emim He really has a beautiful voice. His version of Hallelujah is my favorite ever, even more than Jeff Buckley's. The emotion is unparalleled imo.
    October 8 02:16 AM
  • Emim Yay Phil Wickham! Have you heard his Hallelujah cover?
    October 8 01:57 AM
  • PinkBlackberry By the way man. you know how we were talking about how you feel heavy music is going to be on your horizon soon? I've been recently digging the hell out of these guys, and I figure what the hell you may as well see for sure if it's really as close as you thought it was, or it was a terrible foreboding, like seeing your own death in your head or something crazy like that.
    October 7 04:23 AM
  • Yeahtoast MAKE TOAST
    October 5 02:41 PM
  • PuddlesPuddles I see you only have Why?'s "Eskimo Snow" rated. I highly recommend, my Mexican mate, that you take a listen to "Elephant Eyelash" when you're feeling a bit mellow and open-minded. Youtube the song "Rubber Traits" at least!
    October 4 08:53 PM
  • Motiv3 what does it waior?! what does it WAIOR??!!
    October 4 08:48 PM
  • coneren just stay hre, i dont mind!!!I'm gonna add you on last.fm after i piss, ok?
    October 4 02:32 AM
  • coneren FOABP is the best....fuuck I remember when we talked in that a while ago, why did you leave???
    October 4 02:09 AM
    October 4 02:04 AM
  • Deathcar "and then I just chundered, everywah!"
    September 28 07:40 AM
  • robin gap yah!
    September 25 05:23 PM
  • Kiran love the gap yahhh avatar
    September 25 05:15 PM
  • Deviant. Well for electronic have a look through here: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=426967
    September 23 10:51 PM
  • bloc Really man? What are they? I had no idea.
    September 22 01:45 PM
  • bloc You're asking the wrong guy! Ask Deviant. I can suggest The Presets, although electronica is a broad word.
    September 22 08:52 AM
  • AnotherBrick mayannnnns
    September 21 11:57 PM
  • AnotherBrick your lack of a rating saddens me
    September 21 11:52 PM
  • fromtheinside are you ever on? no. should you listen to the felix culpa - sever your roots? maybe. am i adding a third question to complete this cliche'd progressional? yes.
    August 30 05:29 PM
  • PanasonicYouth i miss u come back to sputnik bby
    August 30 05:08 PM
  • BigTuna where ARE you?
    August 23 09:43 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 btbam is awful
    August 18 09:59 PM
  • East Hastings so i've heard, it's sort of depressing :/
    August 8 07:44 PM
  • IndieOut hey man. care to take a look at my never shout never review? i'd actually really appreciate some feedback on it.
    August 3 01:17 AM
  • VheissuCrisis Just wondering dude, my 'favourite bands' seem to have disappeared and I can't edit it? Any ideas or will I have to continue my ardous search for a Mod?
    August 2 07:29 AM
  • Ire ambralin
    July 31 08:37 PM
  • Nikkolae la serie o la pelicula?
    July 23 02:16 PM
  • Nikkolae es tarde y estoy aburrido, que tal? (:
    July 23 02:54 AM
  • Gyromania Hey Caleb, I was wondering if you could help me out with something. I was looking at your review of the Hazards of Love and I noticed the lyrics you opened and closed the review with are centered. How did you do that? Also, how do you upload images in the comment section?
    July 4 10:47 AM
  • Si1v3RfaNg I feel like you should listen to old school metalcore. now. go.
    June 23 01:59 AM
  • Dre amberlin
    June 18 02:07 AM
  • Nagrarok I would have liked OK Computer to have been released in the 00's too. Too bad it came out in '99, eh?
    June 12 07:34 PM
  • Ire caleb mcnuggets
    June 10 04:07 AM
  • Bitchfork figure out who i was
    June 4 02:16 AM
  • Ire i realized that three of my avatars were inspired by you in some way or another. do something funny and i'll turn it into an avatar
    June 4 01:35 AM
  • ShadowRemains k,will do, thanks for the complements, you should probably spread the love to tinkrbel as well, if you haven't already
    June 3 02:30 AM
  • qwe3 haha, what makes you say that
    May 30 11:04 PM
  • DaveyBoy Yeah I think so. I may have had something for like a few days before the TSaTWitness cover, but if I did I cannot recall what it was. Fair to say I have a crush.
    May 28 08:17 PM
  • Bitchfork who dislike the bravery's latest
    May 27 08:33 PM
  • Bitchfork Oh and since you like The Decemberists, did you check out Black Prairie's newest album? If so, I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
    May 27 07:09 PM
  • Bitchfork You remember who I am, right? For if my prolixity is not remembered, then I shall be very saddened, as you once held me in high regard (even if it was under false pretenses).
    May 27 07:08 PM
  • Bitchfork I added the hawthorne heights album. WHAT NOW!!!! You would have had to do what I did to do what you did so do what I want you to do and thank me.
    May 27 03:01 AM
  • Fugue You've always been one to appreciate a fine beard haven't you Caleb? To my knowledge it's Efrim Menuck, of GY!BE fame.
    May 24 08:37 PM
  • Fieryfenderz OMG WAIOR NEEDZ TO GO DIE FOR DISSING SHANE BLAY, OUR GOD. haha. gotta love trolls.
    May 22 10:10 PM
  • PuddlesPuddles Your most playedis basically MY most played
    May 21 08:10 PM
  • Shadow17 And dude, I read your favs and thanks! Anberlin's Cities is very awesome. Looked up the songs on 'tube. Definitely awesome stuff.
    May 21 05:27 PM
  • Shadow17 Dude, you should know ;)! But okay, let me introduce myself. Sander's the name. A bit of an audiophile.. I like and love all kinds of stuff. (I rate too easy, I know, haha.). Pleased to meet you. I like your music taste and from what I read, I liked your reviews a lot. Kudos for that. Anyways, have a good one! Talk to you sometime, who knows?
    May 21 05:16 PM
  • Athom yeah, they opened. They were really good. They reminded me of the Dodos for some reason. Everest was the other band on the bill, they were ok, but not I wan't to listen to 70's blues rock jams from 45 minues ok.
    May 21 03:57 PM
  • Athom omni is good, planet of ice is not the best Minus the Bear album, and you should go to that show.
    May 21 03:51 PM
  • PuddlesPuddles I see I'm no longer your top neighbor. I don't dress nice enough for you? :(
    May 21 01:58 PM
  • SeaAnemone nice guys on Sputnik unite. we're gaining power! and thanks man, cheers
    May 18 07:15 PM
  • robin congratulations on becoming a contributor to sputnikapathys.com
    May 18 05:38 PM
  • Ponton Thanks dude. Yeah, I really didn't expect that at all. Not quite sure what to think. Now the pressure's on.
    May 18 05:28 PM
  • playswithpassion oh yea and I'm addicted to "Streets Aheading" so it's gonna be tough for me to stop now...
    May 18 05:06 PM
  • playswithpassion ...3.5 because their debut is all songs that have existed for like 5 years.
    May 18 05:02 PM
  • playswithpassion Yea, I don't hate Periphery by any means but I realized that 3.5 was a way more realistic rating instead of a 4.5 or w/e I had it at. As for community being renewed, w00t! I hope they keep it as great as this season has been. And that old pic I took with teh milk was too classic (to me) to not have as my pic.
    May 18 05:02 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 hey dude, I hope you didnt take me seriously yesterday or anything, I just **** around with everybody on this site endlessly too see their reactions, but whatever. I'm sorry if I annoyed you or whatever, seriously. I actually like your writing a lot and oddly enough I actually played with some of your writing techniques and am making them my own for all my future reviews I guess. Haha, please dont take anything I say on this site like that seriously, I only do it for fun. Alright man peace.
    May 18 01:30 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 kid bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
    May 18 10:55 AM
  • NeutralThunder12 kid bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
    May 18 10:55 AM
  • Baphomet You're kind of right, "criticar" is a bit rough. "Hacer una reseña" works just fine, cause "reseñar" (the verb) is more of an idiomatic expression than an offcial verb. Hope it helps.
    May 17 10:50 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 lol Amnesiac. Omfg dude I love you.
    May 17 10:28 PM
  • someguest do they put cilantro in it? btw dude, REPULSION, check it
    May 17 09:57 PM
  • Thank you Waior. The Wizard's picture was meant as a jest. I've observed the site for awhile and he seems like a good person. However, other users (not yourself) will be targeted in more aggressive ways. Users who deserve it.
    May 17 09:50 PM
  • someguest how's the coffee shops in mexico
    May 17 09:39 PM
  • Fieryfenderz Yeah it does haha. It seems like we agree on almost all music besides Oh Sleeper related items. I actually enjoyed SOTM and this EP, while i'll admit the song Damages is pretty bad. Im just a sucker for the electronic/rock mix haha. Plus I love his voice.
    May 17 09:35 PM
  • SeaAnemone oh you know, only The Most Interesting Man In the World...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwG1t-NVAA
    May 17 02:32 PM
  • Ire haha, Thanks dude.
    May 16 03:10 AM

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