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  • unclereich youre gay
    November 19 03:38 AM
  • sixdegrees merzbob is a band that does not want to be heard, they want to be listened to. Merzbob (stylized as merzbob, mb for short) is an American musical duo originating from Columbus, Ohio. The band wasformed in 2009 by lead vocalist and keyboardist Tyler Joseph along with former members Nick Thomas and Chris Salih, who eventually left in2011, and currently consists of Joseph and drummer Josh Dun. The duo rose to fame in the mid-2010s, after several years of touring andindependent releases.
    February 22 11:12 PM
  • parksungjoon https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1034220
    February 22 09:32 PM
  • parksungjoon thoughts on cum omelette for breakfast
    February 19 01:40 AM
  • parksungjoon bro
    February 19 01:35 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell '04 join huh, we ever had a Meaningful Interaction here before?
    February 19 01:33 AM
  • parksungjoon get
    February 19 01:25 AM
  • Frippertronics good
    May 18 05:01 AM
  • Frippertronics damn that blows
    May 18 04:03 AM
  • Frippertronics what it do george
    May 17 06:37 AM
  • Frippertronics dude hey
    May 17 05:53 AM
  • deathschool {$}
    January 6 03:44 AM
  • Idleness [3]
    May 24 04:53 AM
  • AwesomeFunGhostAmigo [2]
    April 4 09:52 PM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal https://mytearsyourweapon.bandcamp.com/album/on-the-edge-of-reason-ep
    December 7 05:33 PM
  • pissbore Have you ever been
    September 25 05:44 AM
  • pissbore Why not
    September 25 05:36 AM
  • pissbore Bro you goin to hempfest?
    September 25 05:25 AM
  • Pon i heart your avatar
    September 24 09:20 AM
  • MyNameIsPencil Kill should get drunk and review BMTH tbh
    September 19 09:32 PM
  • MyNameIsPencil i guess it works so hats off to em, but i dont wear a hat so they can suck my dick.
    September 19 03:17 PM
  • hal1ax miketunneywasadistortionpedal123
    September 19 02:08 PM
  • SmileNerd I re-rated georgerolandallen. I don't know why it was taken down.
    September 17 11:36 PM
  • deathschool Smh wtf
    September 16 03:59 PM
  • deathschool I can't even
    September 16 03:58 PM
  • deathschool Wtf smh
    September 16 03:58 PM
  • deathschool You're not Phil. Wtf
    September 16 03:57 PM
  • Greyvy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
    September 9 10:29 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts its really hard for me to review tho i wanted to do one a week but like sometimes i just nah
    September 5 11:59 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts thats better
    September 5 11:51 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts u lost your privileges
    September 5 11:48 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts use your words
    September 5 11:30 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts remove more what
    September 5 11:26 PM
  • Tyler. i used to have a slight speech impediment
    September 2 04:35 PM
  • Tyler. when i was very young i tried to make an xbox live account or something and spelt cheese wrong, but it became my go to thing for a while cause i thought it was nice
    September 2 04:34 AM
  • minimesmyidol Ruspin ruxin for sure
    August 30 03:08 AM
  • Koris Lol, don't worry, I wasn't having the best day :P
    August 29 07:52 AM
  • MirandaKerrYouCould "can this dude just get a f*cking haircut already" oh the irony lmao
    August 27 01:58 PM
  • Avagantamos looking handsome, dude!
    August 24 10:25 PM
  • SmileNerd You're welcome man, they're really great albums. :)
    August 23 05:16 PM
  • bathtub no wtf #blackavismatter
    August 23 02:48 AM
  • bathtub I like your pic there
    August 23 02:27 AM
  • Greyvy zS
    August 16 11:52 AM
  • Frippertronics i'd like to personally thank you for hosting the recreation of the drake/meek mill beef it was fun and it was quite the learning experience
    August 13 05:23 AM
  • Frippertronics new sensory deprivation write up and you aren't anywhere to be found tf mane
    August 11 05:47 PM
  • TheCollectiveFacade u look like ass dawg
    August 11 04:52 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts "your friendly neighborhood personal damage control leech" i love u
    August 11 07:29 AM
  • BMDrummer do it
    August 11 05:12 AM
  • BMDrummer only if you 5 deathconsciousness
    August 11 04:56 AM
  • BMDrummer aight
    August 11 04:38 AM
  • BMDrummer i guess yea
    August 11 04:24 AM
  • BMDrummer your soundoff for waiting for sd records dick
    August 10 08:27 PM
  • BMDrummer hey fuk off m8
    August 10 03:06 AM
  • MyNameIsPencil I spent all day looking for my cat and the little ****head was just waiting for me outside my front door when I checked it, god damn everything.
    August 10 01:15 AM
  • aaronrkc That's what iTunes shows as the Mac Miller album cover rn. *shrug*
    August 7 08:12 AM
  • AtomicWaste Thx bb
    August 7 03:38 AM
  • deathschool Did you die from all the hail?
    August 5 03:45 AM
  • FlyheadMetal are you markiplier?
    July 31 08:49 PM
  • Frippertronics and that is why i chose that pic it's like static-x arose from the grave
    July 30 05:29 AM
  • Frippertronics i think the kitten nails it breh, like mine is just you being exorcised and like how the hell is exorcism jorge supposed to compete with jorge and his adorable kitten? ffs man
    July 30 05:16 AM
  • Frippertronics who has the better static profile pic idk
    July 30 04:50 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal q:
    July 30 04:03 AM
  • Snake. cute cat tbh
    July 29 05:38 AM
  • Frippertronics frank's system was better tho.
    July 28 06:06 PM
  • Frippertronics the dennis system
    July 28 08:30 AM
  • Frippertronics http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/67950/Wild-Man-Fischer-An-Evening-with-Wild-Man-Fischer/
    July 27 05:37 AM
  • Frippertronics slip and slide ghost rabbits
    July 27 03:58 AM
  • rocketsfall but why
    July 25 08:16 PM
  • Frippertronics 23 plays of Abraham and 1 play of Reverberations. The latter ain't even an Enid track lmao it's a solo track by Robert Godfrey pre good ambient tho
    July 25 09:57 AM
  • Frippertronics Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunityTo seize everything you ever wanted. In one momentWould you capture it, or just let it slip?
    July 25 08:14 AM
  • Frippertronics thanks jorge static bogs howmanycanyoufit roland allen, esquire
    July 25 08:03 AM
  • Frippertronics yes that is what my av is
    July 25 08:00 AM
  • Frippertronics think I got it at a 4.5
    July 25 07:57 AM
  • Frippertronics Yeah, let me fix that and 2 it.
    July 25 07:44 AM
  • Frippertronics yeah i got that. synths are pretty dated, but I think it adds charm to the album for me. Can't really say the same for their 90s albums though
    July 25 07:44 AM
  • Frippertronics The Enid - The Seed and The Sower 3.0 (idk it's late and I'm tired, nice cat btw)
    July 25 07:38 AM
  • Frippertronics now is that 3 legit goj's cat?
    July 25 07:23 AM
  • Nimb49 Yo man, nice recent tracks. Perfect skies is ****ing great.
    July 24 05:52 AM
  • Kman418 kman418
    July 23 07:43 AM
  • Kman418 i wanted to stop by here also to remind you again that i am above you
    July 22 09:18 AM
  • SmileNerd Why did georgerolandallen get removed?
    July 20 02:28 AM
  • YakNips it's kind of a bad song i guess but i'll send you it on fb with stuff sometime
    July 19 01:18 AM
  • YakNips do you wanna do a solo for me for real cause that would be cool
    July 19 12:59 AM
  • Greyvy when? id a while back and lost contacts and never got them back
    July 15 01:01 AM
  • Greyvy waddup doe
    July 13 10:44 PM
  • Frippertronics does flyingmetalhead know the importance of onions?
    July 11 03:11 AM
  • Flugmorph Hehehehttp://m.imgur.com/gallery/eIfTc
    July 10 09:07 AM
  • deathschool Is Jom B Mack? I don't understand.
    July 10 05:15 AM
  • EcoChocolatacchi Did you find that by google searching sputnik and your user account? I put that down for my soundoff as a really unfunny joke about the high usage of static in early Swans releases. I write soundoffs before going to bed.
    July 10 02:34 AM
  • Frippertronics yo happy birthday georgejorgerolandstaticallen got you Static-X's greatest hits and pudding pops
    July 9 05:39 PM
  • rocketsfall wat
    July 8 07:22 AM
  • Judio! Fair enough tbh I can be a valuable friend to have
    July 8 05:11 AM
  • Judio! Thx for listening to all my stuff dude (or rating all of it, same thing). I'll jam Merzbob now to return to favor.
    July 7 08:32 PM
  • Frippertronics that my pic...that cat though
    July 7 08:32 AM
  • Frippertronics SC II on the merzbob page...dennis reynold style.
    July 7 08:06 AM
  • Frippertronics hard
    July 7 03:32 AM
  • Frippertronics thanks for checking the split dude probably ain't gonna record anything after that
    July 7 01:32 AM
  • BMDrummer thanks for the jam man
    July 6 03:52 PM
  • unclereich Why dont u like death grips
    July 6 10:51 AM
  • Snake. BTBAM also stands for Bring The Bad Ass Music
    July 4 08:54 PM
  • Frippertronics That's probably the least realistic dream you'll ever have
    July 4 06:02 PM
  • Frippertronics that'll do pig, that'll do.
    July 4 07:03 AM
  • Snake. you should rate some albums
    July 4 01:38 AM
  • Frippertronics yo georgie waiting for you to accept my request on PSN hmu
    June 27 11:05 AM
  • YakNips idk i was wasted
    June 26 04:25 AM
  • beefshoes Onions?
    June 26 01:10 AM
  • YakNips fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yea
    June 25 08:16 AM
  • MO best sound off ever thanks buddd
    June 24 04:25 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal hello
    June 24 04:03 AM
  • TalonsOfFire Well look who's back, only 60 alts later
    June 20 03:39 AM
  • Frippertronics omg the reel deel is back
    June 19 08:33 AM
  • Tyler. Ur the best
    June 19 06:09 AM
  • Greem https://lifeless4.bandcamp.com/album/coma
    May 24 06:17 AM
  • controlled you ****ing idiot. unban and let's get back to ****ing jamming already. jesus
    January 27 06:56 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend really nice http://www.sputnikmusic.com profile
    December 27 07:40 AM
  • Lethean lemme get a bicep pic
    December 19 04:00 AM
  • Greyvy omg drinks on us tho
    December 15 10:34 PM
  • Greyvy ay that go hard and im only 3 in lol
    December 15 10:28 PM
  • beefshoes Get in there niggia
    December 10 03:49 AM
  • Greyvy Bruh I would've joined if I wasn't already sleep lols do you work third shift or some s***
    December 8 12:16 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend https://soundcloud.com/iamnotgoomba/booty-gallery?in=grogbeard/sets/soundclown
    December 8 12:56 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend CRAY AF!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    December 8 12:31 AM
  • Greyvy no i didn't.. thats cray af
    December 7 11:36 PM
  • Futures http://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/Futuresdoxxy avatar again, remove please, and while you're at it Deviant why don't you take Intothepit's advice and ban this moron
    December 3 06:39 AM
  • Futures Intothepit Dev, I'm not a big fan of Lakes or any of his little bulls*** crew, but if you're gonna ban him, you gotta ban Futures. Granted, if anyone else reported lakes bulls***, it would be justified, but Futures has been egging him on for months. Futures is a cheap, watered down version of me, minus the irony. He needs to go, dude. He's as much of a cancer as Lakes is/was.
    November 26 05:11 AM
  • beefshoes I'm in there niggie, and you're not in there.
    November 20 11:49 PM
  • BallsToTheWall tomorrow for sure
    November 20 05:59 AM
  • Lethean i be that pretty motha ****a
    November 20 02:42 AM
  • Frippertronics perfect
    November 10 05:26 AM
  • Frippertronics quick, describe the pink floyd discography in ten words or less.
    November 10 05:05 AM
  • BilboTeaBaggins damn that yak hate tho
    November 9 01:32 AM
  • danielito19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-b4TtvMZM xD
    November 1 10:37 PM
  • unclereich STEADILY MAKIN MY NOSE NUMB
    October 27 10:27 AM
  • Slut Excuse me I am no pussy I'll have you know
    October 24 10:26 PM
  • BallsToTheWall no u, u little vulpix slut.
    October 17 01:29 PM
  • BallsToTheWall No, I'm aratchet skank.
    October 17 12:51 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend RARE UNRELEASED chino morni track from 99 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHPSY9fYAhs
    October 12 09:24 AM
  • YakNips when does our split come out
    October 11 10:45 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend memes worldwide br????br?br? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14q0fv/redditors_from_nonenglish_speaking_countries_what/
    October 9 08:44 AM
  • Dancedrewdance Becuz I love you senpai ?
    October 8 07:16 AM
  • oltnabrick Is that your girlfriend in your profile pic?
    October 7 06:46 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend yo if u like acdc and guns n roses check out Motley Crue haha im sure youd love them have a greeeeeaaaattt daayyyy!!!! peace out
    October 7 05:02 AM
  • Veldin lol you posted yr email in my shoutbox, mate. I've sincedd it. Are you digging Future Sequence live more than the studio version?
    October 4 03:08 AM
  • beefshoes I'm gonna try to pick up hoes this weekend. Would my chances of success increase if I were to jam swagbob?
    October 4 12:01 AM
  • Veldin i gotchu bebe
    October 3 04:27 AM
  • lyzakthellama s*** dude, I was just too high to plug last night tbh
    October 2 08:08 PM
  • AnimalsAsSummit new album out, also last release of the year. if u get some time to check, would be sweet! http://millicentwaffles.bandcamp.com/album/under-dark-blue-blanket
    October 2 12:04 PM
  • Veldin it's leaked, good sir
    October 2 04:44 AM
  • Veldin No worries, mate. I see you 5'd Parallax 2; have you checked out their new live album for it?
    October 2 04:09 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend O= !!!!!
    October 2 03:27 AM
  • Tyler. Perhaps l8r yo
    October 2 01:02 AM
  • Veldin Your opposing soundoff for Puig Destroyer. Touche.
    October 2 12:55 AM
  • Veldin Touche mon ami
    October 1 11:45 PM
  • lyzakthellama brah
    September 30 06:00 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey if u like DEFTONES check TEAM SLEEP and PALMS ttyl@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    September 30 05:27 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend http://rs1img.memecdn.com/pug-life_o_603542.jpg
    September 30 01:26 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend pug lmao! http://www.wallsandpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/Crazy-Pug-1920x1080-wallsandpapers.com_.jpg
    September 30 01:20 AM
  • fromtheinside it's u now
    September 25 05:15 AM
  • Lethean what dude
    September 25 04:28 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend if a meme is posted when noone is around to read it, does it still get le upboat?
    September 25 01:43 AM
  • guitarded_chuck lol what
    September 24 12:28 PM
  • YakNips plug isn't the same without you...
    September 24 01:29 AM
  • Ichangedmynametojeff Yeah sorry I left. And I know, shoutbox discussion is faggy, but whatever.
    September 23 11:01 PM
  • YakNips do we need to have a heart to heart
    September 23 10:01 PM
  • YakNips wtf i apreesh u babe i'm just messin
    September 23 09:56 PM
  • YakNips why do u have such anger towards me
    September 23 09:53 PM
  • YakNips i want to make love to george roland allen
    September 23 09:45 PM
  • YakNips u can own a whole pasta factory
    September 23 09:29 PM
  • Judio! K FINE but don't expect me to ever do anything interesting on that website
    September 23 09:29 PM
  • Judio! agreed
    September 23 09:23 PM
  • Judio! lmao I didn't notice that, that's actually ****ing hilarious. Static for Emeritus, swagbob for AOTY, georgerolandallen for hip-hop hall of fame.
    September 23 08:47 PM
  • Judio! i've read the whole thread yeah, still confused lol
    September 23 08:16 PM
  • Judio! "I hang out with a big dude who knows Judio! or some s*** so I don't need to know how to fight" elaborate pls
    September 23 05:06 PM
  • Lethean im always with u
    September 23 03:02 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey there pretty boy ;), are you ready to meet hot local memes in your area? NO credit card, NO bulls***, just 100% memes ready to ******* ****************
    September 19 06:24 PM
  • aok enlighten me in the ways of memeology plzzz (heart)
    September 19 03:50 PM
  • TomAnderson Just a little lonely (and horny) ;]
    September 18 03:18 AM
  • TomAnderson (281)-330-8004
    September 18 03:13 AM
  • Lethean m/
    September 17 02:20 AM
  • YakNips where?
    September 17 02:12 AM
  • Tyler. Sure I will for a little
    September 15 05:28 AM
  • YakNips do u wanna get married
    September 15 02:56 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges Aww, why'd you report my giant wall of text?
    September 15 02:45 AM
  • YakNips static- youre a ****er
    September 15 02:32 AM
  • Lakes. good user title
    September 15 12:44 AM
  • Memes why does it say mudvayne
    September 13 12:15 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend le
    September 11 06:43 AM
  • Futures swagbob tbh
    September 11 05:54 AM
  • Supercoolguy64 :3
    September 11 03:12 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend u r an inspiration to me and i want you to know that i have started a meme collection and it is all because of you
    September 11 02:20 AM
  • Futures goat tbh
    September 10 04:05 AM
  • Gestapo goat tbh
    September 9 04:14 AM
  • Futures ugh please nobody bump those Lambda or Jacob Royal soundoffs this is Swans not A Lot Like Birds or Protest the Hero or some s*** have some ****ing respect
    September 8 03:17 AM
  • YakNips squaaaaaaaaaaad
    September 7 01:17 AM
  • Mort. mort is a ****boy - correct
    September 5 11:37 PM
  • Futures oh yeah man that was terrible. after when he got his trophy he looked so depressed sad to see that.
    August 13 04:28 AM
  • Futures which kick?
    August 13 03:49 AM
  • Futures i was rooting for arg cause messi
    August 13 03:27 AM
  • Futures haha hell yeah man.
    August 13 03:04 AM
  • Futures haha man swee. how's it going?
    August 13 01:55 AM

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