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  • EyesWideShut You know who's a babe ?? Misha Cross.. Yass Harder Daddy..
    September 21 08:31 PM
  • AdolfChrist yeah its always fun to see that kind of stuff. the band playing when they went into that venue to look for a suspect or whatever was Jameson.
    September 10 12:12 AM
  • Satellite cool. i'll keep you posted.
    August 23 06:58 PM
  • Satellite bummer. what's your availability from saturday through monday?
    August 23 06:19 PM
  • Satellite are you available to draft @ 3 pm eastern/noon pacific this saturday?
    August 23 10:38 AM
  • Satellite
    August 7 01:01 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Yo good sound off, checking Out of Time atm and it rules
    July 24 04:02 AM
  • Relinquished son, new Laibach was just released, heil m/
    July 14 01:50 PM
  • Tunaboy45 Haha I'll give you the next one, promise. Indeed it is, I'm even more hyped for the album now.
    July 11 11:11 AM
  • Relinquished lol that dumbass, leg injury and all just hoppin and barkin like a small dog
    June 16 01:44 PM
  • Relinquished take time to surf through the bs short vids that don't explain much too
    May 17 12:47 PM
  • Relinquished thank odin for youtube, I relearned basics through it many times
    May 17 12:33 PM
  • manosg Sweet, thanks dude!
    May 17 01:08 AM
  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 06:38 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 06:37 AM
  • GhostOfSarcasticBtrd Not sold on that.
    April 14 11:22 PM
  • theacademy finally reached the big leagues
    April 9 11:14 AM
  • TVC15 I was poking fun at the fact that it's become a Sput meme to cal Toad gay but this mixtape sounds lit so thanks dude
    April 5 06:35 PM
  • Relinquished lmao yea that sex-sampled record. how's the tape?
    March 25 03:38 PM
  • Relinquished he's definitely weirder and more abrasive than aphex, but I really like how he switches styles up in other records all surrounding the breaks
    March 25 03:11 PM
  • TheEnigma **** yeah, I love Ghost Bath. m/
    February 10 11:23 PM
  • TheEnigma
    February 10 11:00 PM
  • Frippertronics you know what time it is
    January 18 05:13 AM
  • Frippertronics new name: bodiesfly whydont
    January 17 11:41 PM
  • Frippertronics wylie wonka tho
    January 17 05:53 PM
  • Frippertronics w a r n i n g
    January 17 02:13 AM
  • SnakeDelilah stay safe buddy, crazy s*** rn in fort lauderdale
    January 6 02:37 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Donkey Shins
    December 3 06:59 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Rec me funeral doom to die to
    December 3 06:34 PM
  • cryptologous I figured that'd be the case. Have you watched the short film accompanying the album? Damn impressive.
    November 24 06:49 AM
  • Spec Thought ballsdeep was you for a while.
    November 23 07:37 PM
  • cryptologous bro saw it on BC and almost died. better than the last one imo, let me know your thoughts on it. MM is life man.
    November 22 12:32 PM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Hey are you alright from Matthew?
    October 8 07:19 PM
  • SnakeDelilah r u still alive m8?
    October 8 06:58 PM
  • PortalofPerfection this to BallsDeep by mistake lol understandable mix up right? XD. He liked it though. But I'm betting you'll be into this :)
    September 28 10:34 PM
  • FullOfSounds sent a box of scooby snacks to your mail
    September 25 09:25 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle Sure thing man, thanks.
    September 23 03:40 AM
  • Snide Awesome! I can't wait to hear what you think of the rest of the album.
    September 22 11:42 AM
  • Snide "Black Malachite Album Stream"
    September 22 11:13 AM
  • Snide Hey Balls, it's me Snide. I noticed that part of your chart was ambient. Wanted to know if you would give my new album a listen? I switched to ambient music instead of the electronic trap / dubstep stuff I used to do. -
    September 21 07:01 PM
  • TheJoyOfMotion I want your cock in my mouth.
    September 19 04:17 PM
  • OST Hey I noticed that wwwwwaaaaaaaaaay back in 2012 you liked Conor's review of my first album well the next OST album is about to be released ( and you can check out the new music video here: to be a spammy whore.Warm regards,Shane // OST
    September 13 09:52 PM
  • Futures you are a great user and i love you
    September 7 03:34 PM
  • EyesWideShut haha my mon
    September 6 01:27 PM
  • zaruyache I just saw your post in my shoutbox. Bryar's Titanic was great so you should review it anyway :3 besides the film isn't that great tee hee ;)
    September 6 11:33 AM
  • EyesWideShut i know you hate condoms but s*** man have you ever caught The Clap? i been clean for months but it still has me shook with some girls haha
    September 5 11:11 PM
  • Atari haha sounds very interesting man, thanks for the heads up! While I have you, do you have any other favorite neofolk albums in general?
    August 22 03:42 PM
  • HerrSadanius also suggest some post metal, ive listened to neurosis and isis tho.
    August 21 11:34 AM
  • HerrSadanius ya got a sick taste in music bruh.
    August 21 11:33 AM
  • Angelboros Eh, maybe you're confusing me with AngelofDeath since our names start with the same word. Buuuuut if that's not the case, then lemme tell ya that my old account was CelestialOuroboros; it got banned for some time due to s*** going down in that Babymetal thread (surprise surprise). Since I've got next to no imagination, I started using another acc, took the "CelestialOuro" part out, and replaced it with "Angel". Been using this one since, man.
    August 13 04:16 PM
  • Angelboros Alright, I'm just gonna say you have some of the best list names I've ever come across here.
    August 13 04:09 PM
  • bloc Hell yeah, love that guy too
    August 10 09:58 AM
  • bloc Happy you noticed man. Yep best body ever.
    August 9 08:00 PM
  • TheMrAlexK Sent it again, I think you might of accidentally given me a wrong email the first time.
    August 3 03:50 PM
  • TheMrAlexK Just sent the inv
    August 3 12:28 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle Here's the link if you need it
    July 25 10:39 PM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle I'm glad man, I hope you enjoy it!
    July 25 10:37 PM
  • Asdfp277 idk why but i also get a new-wave / post-punk / gothic vibe from it, though it's deff just hip hop bm. it's cool tho, i'm loving it and idk why lol
    July 23 11:57 PM
  • Asdfp277 yo bro listen to this n tell me what u think, u might either dig it or hate it :00 !!
    July 23 10:52 PM
  • Astral Abortis 1'ing my album before its been released
    July 16 10:27 AM
  • Astral Abortis Lol cmon dude
    July 16 05:59 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle Enjoy :)
    June 28 10:26 PM
  • EyesWideShut bro 9 years is a long ****in time haha
    June 21 09:25 PM
  • Anthracks It'd be easier if you got Snapchat since everyone uses that! I want to be on Facebook but I wasted too much time doing nothing.
    May 25 06:07 PM
  • user rofl
    May 25 02:27 PM
  • Anthracks Hey man. I got rid of Facebook last year (Sean Thompson) and was wondering if you had Snapchat or anything else?
    March 2 07:15 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa So are you okay?
    February 17 09:13 PM
  • Maniac! depressed
    February 11 05:38 PM
  • Parallels Oh cool ^^, yeah there's a couple really good songs towards the front of the album
    February 9 10:41 PM
  • Parallels I am tbh
    February 9 10:15 PM
  • Titan the fumble was never faced a defense like that all year though
    February 9 05:58 PM
  • Titan pass rush and defense balls know this
    February 9 05:54 PM
  • EyesWideShut I admire your enthusiasm, but Von Miller and the boys brought the pain yo
    February 9 01:31 PM
  • Titan sorry Balls....I would've taken that though
    February 8 06:44 PM
  • tempest-- dude check my last two lists, you'll dig em
    February 3 10:25 PM
  • EyesWideShut nah man i havent had a facebook in forever.. next time Amon Amarth comes FT Lauderdale you gotta come through.
    February 3 08:56 PM
  • EyesWideShut haha damn i thought you lived in Pembroke for some reason.. maybe Pit lived round there.. and yea i probably gotta work too, bastards.
    February 3 08:45 PM
  • EyesWideShut if you near Miami Gardens we can hit up Tootsies for Super Bowl and brewski
    February 3 08:39 PM
  • EyesWideShut do you have the mustache ?
    February 3 08:07 PM
  • EyesWideShut i actually picture you to look like Greg Puciato
    February 3 08:00 PM
  • Titan yeah man.....thats good waiting on line for a sick ass rollercoaster
    February 2 08:00 PM
  • Titan **** YOU BALLS you lucky bastard you get to watch your team play on sunday
    February 2 07:47 PM
  • Maniac! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas. Kuechly is a mother****ing monster.
    January 31 08:22 AM
  • SowingSeason True, it will definitely come down to how Cam deals with the pass rush and how he makes decisions under duress. I'd say the magic number is 28, if they score that much they win the Superbowl.
    January 27 08:03 AM
  • SowingSeason Agreed. Denver's front 7 scares me more than Sea's or Ariz's, so protection is going to be absolutely key.
    January 27 07:42 AM
  • SowingSeason What are your thoughts on SB50? This is hands down the best Panthers season ever, including their 2003 superbowl run.
    January 27 07:34 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle Thanks man, glad you liked it
    January 21 06:49 PM
  • R6Rider Yeah bro I was like wtf happened to my dude?!
    December 16 10:07 PM
  • Poet I just looked into it and found an answer here. think it has to do with your crazy names that you put on there.
    December 7 11:09 AM
  • Poet get rid of Facebook? I can't find you :(
    December 6 07:56 PM
  • SnakeDelilah where's your list about ronda rousey
    November 23 09:10 PM
  • Titan haha with us, slapping clipboards on the sideline, publicly arguing with star players, saying dumb s*** to the media - all in 2 weeks!
    October 30 11:41 PM
  • Titan yeah im a diehard 'Boys fan and Hardy has been bringing it, but he brings the turmoil as well.......unnecessary attention.......incredible talent tho
    October 30 01:52 PM
  • Titan that nasty defense looks like it has returned......solid cam as well
    October 30 12:48 PM
  • Titan your boys in charlotte have my attention
    October 27 08:57 PM
  • zaruyache yeah they were on my radar already but I've been too lazy to give them a proper listen :P
    October 14 08:25 PM
  • SuiCiDaLChEeZe thanks to your ratings i was able to expand my music taste and knowledge. i definitely found some weird s*** though. i started to listen to things i would never ever consider to listen to (i don't know, that grammar though) like Taylor Swift - 1989."But I need to tell you somethingI really really really really really really like you"cheers.
    September 30 02:59 PM
  • PortalofPerfection hey man, saw you had "Sweet Dreams" from A Light in the Dark at a 5, thought you might want to check this...
    September 8 02:16 AM
  • EyesWideShut Some guy approached me in a confrontational manner at Burger King and said "yo whats your name" i looked at him and said "Yanni nigga" then he looked at his buddy then back to me and said "Man What!" lolz
    September 3 10:46 PM
  • Relinquished bro u gotta check dark buddha rising
    August 29 06:47 PM
  • PayneTiger777 Yeah, man and plus everyone else in their division (except maybe the Saints) are getting better. I think the Giants play them later on in the year. I just wish everyone would stay healthy so we really can see who the best team is. **** preseason hard.
    August 26 12:45 PM
  • PayneTiger777 Yo Balls, how's it going man? Long time no see. How you think the Panthers are going to do this year?
    August 25 07:05 PM
  • AtomicWaste Ugh, so much for Kelvin...
    August 19 06:23 PM
  • wtferrothorn so we getting married or not lol
    August 19 01:32 PM
  • EyesWideShut he even killed it in Backdraft, try getting any of todays actors to get near a fire thats not cgi.
    August 17 06:44 PM
  • EyesWideShut Kurt Russell gotta be top 5 oat.
    August 17 01:51 AM
  • AtomicWaste Kelvin will be a beast for sure, especially if there's a target other than him and Greg Olsen for the defense to cover (i.e. Funchess). Hopefully that Carolina D can rebound. Course I'm saying the same thing about my Bears, but at least Fangio should make a difference there.
    August 14 06:12 PM
  • AtomicWaste Dude, I'm juuuuust waiting for him to crush this year - he won my season last year. I'm really hoping I get to pick somewhere where I can get him. I still like Kevin White to do something similar too.
    August 14 08:06 AM
  • chemicalmarriage RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper
    August 1 12:33 AM
  • EnyaFangirl My town lacks all of the best s***. I have to drive to ****ing Titusville to get a good buzz these days.
    July 23 11:39 PM
  • coneren THATS DRINKIN!
    July 20 04:03 PM
  • coneren LARGE ROD
    July 20 01:49 AM
  • coneren HEY NUTSACK!!
    July 19 11:30 PM
  • Laeddis Ah I've just been in and out of the hospital, i'll give those a go, for sure.
    July 18 04:14 PM
  • Laeddis how's it going dude? Not sure if you remember me but I used to frequent these parts a few years back, and you're the only poster i've recognized since i started frequenting this site again, could ya give any recs? i'm open to anything
    July 18 12:43 AM
  • MO glad you dug the EP man! would love a review from ya if possible. always dug your writing m/
    July 14 08:28 PM
  • EyesWideShut actually meet Sasha Grey myself some years back, she rec'ed me some White National BM band.. Phoenix Marie was the coolest and would totally be down to hit the bars and have a ****.
    July 8 03:34 PM
  • romulanrancor
    July 7 05:30 PM
  • LordePots lmfao uuughh
    July 1 05:25 PM
  • EyesWideShut Who is that in your avy, Darkside from Twisted Metal Black ??
    June 26 07:52 PM
  • Voivod Haha sometimes my random investigations for new bands really deliver. I was planning to send you this blackened ritual ambient/drone outfit from Greece, as I know(?) that you like this stuff -
    June 26 01:46 AM
  • Yea it's always annoying because their beats are really quite good. Sometimes Vinnie's lyrics are pretty terrible too haha.
    June 15 05:47 PM
  • Spag I should have mentioned, the guys worked well over a year to get their own server working and it's very stable from the Xlink Kai program they use to use. :D
    June 12 07:25 PM
  • Spag started playing TMBO in February my friends from TMA, if you have a PS2, a copy of Twisted Metal Black Online (the 2 disc set can be found on Amazon) and an ethernet cable I HIGHLY recommend it. Here's a video of me playing with the TMA crew (my username is the same as my sputnik name) :P
    June 12 07:24 PM
  • Spag Random question, have you ever played Twisted Metal Black Online?
    June 12 03:12 AM
  • Hep Kat Yall will be fine as long as Superman plays up to that contract. Far more question marks with my team right now, but I've heard Kiko Alonso is straight filthy animal status
    June 5 03:46 PM
  • Hep Kat Dice nig
    June 4 06:46 PM
  • Brostep All good, expect yall to be on again soon though haha
    May 27 11:06 AM
  • Archelirion Woah, this is actually pretty interesting. I have issues with 'raw' sounding black metal because a lot of the time it just sounds like they're trying nowt apart from sounding as evil and brittle as possible (that and after a while it's just a painful drag to listen to). The atmosphere these guys created was surprisingly powerful, will check more of.
    May 19 08:21 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Sounds pretty good but it's like not doom at all lol I was mistakenly expecting that apparently.
    May 17 09:30 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Just wrote a review for Sea Witch's debut LP. Thanks for putting me on them, s*** rules. Check it.
    May 17 04:26 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Bartow's label has a bandcamp: and some of his stuff has been released on malignant records, who also have a bandcamp: . Hopefully you may be able to find some stuff there... Not sure about vtervs though (I didn't see it on either page), I'll have a look for you.
    May 12 06:15 PM
  • pissbore add me on fb bro
    May 4 09:33 PM
  • Static
    December 18 12:26 AM
  • BMDrummer yeah i guess, although their last one was sorta justified since they never really toured the last record correctly. although i'll go see em since their reunion shows ruled
    November 25 08:40 PM
  • BMDrummer sucks that guitarist left, let's wait and see what happens tho
    November 25 08:23 PM
  • BMDrummer yo why the refused hate
    November 25 08:19 PM
  • Static ya ya yaaaaa
    November 20 01:25 AM
  • Static
    November 19 11:24 PM
  • theacademy must go home to listen to it... i mean... after i see lights play... nbddddd
    October 29 08:30 PM
  • Onirium Thanks, that's exactly what I'm looking for! Great stuff
    October 27 06:25 PM
  • Ryus Ah i would but school tomorrow, gotta sleep. Some other time
    October 26 10:06 PM
  • Guzzo10 and there goes our discussion on College Football ****
    October 19 07:09 PM
  • Static ****boy
    October 17 09:06 AM
  • Dancedrewdance I know ur just saying that : j
    October 9 08:26 PM
  • Dancedrewdance Why are ur balls on the wall ur mum wouldn't like that
    October 9 08:19 PM
  • HenchmanOfSanta The Lions are only a high-powered offense in theory. They've looked pretty terrible on that side of the ball outside of the first game. A hobbled Megatron and injuries to Joique Bell and Reggie Bush will do that, but mostly it's been on the o-line. We were missing both of our top two right tackles until yesterday, and LaAdrian Waddle looked pretty bad in his return. The line gave up 23 sacks all of last year. This year they're already at 17.
    October 6 11:52 AM
  • HenchmanOfSanta The Lions are only a high-powered offense in theory. They've looked pretty terrible on that side of the ball outside of the first game. A hobbled Megatron and injuries to Joique Bell and Reggie Bush will do that, but mostly it's been on the o-line. We were missing both of our top two right tackles until yesterday, and LaAdrian Waddle looked pretty bad in his return. The line gave up 23 sacks all of last year. This year they're already at 17.
    October 6 11:52 AM
  • HenchmanOfSanta Huh, I only just noticed that you continued the Panthers/Lions conversation in my shoutbox a few weeks ago. Looks like both of our teams are still shaky. Thanks for giving the Bears a loss.
    October 5 11:08 PM
  • Torontonian congratulations on the NC win. Hell of a game.
    October 5 04:39 PM
  • ZombieParty poser ur an fagit
    October 5 09:00 AM
  • Static
    October 1 08:02 PM
  • EnyaFangirl ahhhhh checking tove lo right now and she's so GOOD thanks yo :]
    September 29 11:34 PM
  • DominionMM1 i expect the epitaph tomorrow
    September 28 11:28 PM
    September 28 10:03 PM
  • EnyaFangirl almost, im about an hour north from there
    September 28 06:13 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 I guess you could see them the next time around they've been touring the bones of what you believe non stop, but still they are soo good live.
    September 28 06:00 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 You have to see chvrches live!!!
    September 28 05:15 PM
  • Mookid Yeah that album is ****ing INTENSE. Glad to see someone else is a fan
    September 23 11:56 AM
  • danielito19 I love your name
    September 21 03:48 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Agreed, 'Call of the Mountains' is such a good song, Celtos is another favourite of mine.
    September 20 10:43 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Hey man, have you heard the new Eluveitie? Kicks major ass.
    September 20 01:49 AM
  • Greyvy Review little machines please I need to somewhere to talk about it
    September 18 12:19 PM
  • theacademy omg eat **** you ****
    September 15 11:20 PM
  • betray Yeah man, Panthers fan since the beginning. I gotta say I honestly didn't have high hopes for Sunday's game. With Cam playing injured and how good Detroit's offense looked Week 1, I was expecting to chalk up an L. But good defense prevailed, big props to them for shutting down a great QB with great weapons.
    September 15 12:28 PM
  • PiedradeLuna Yeah, I agree. It's a solid release. Hopefully she can build on the sound. As for me I could care less what she's into or not into but I know there are those who will be offended and cool anecdote about Fassbender, had no idea.
    September 13 10:01 PM
  • PiedradeLuna There is an interview online with her about how she has always liked black metal and how she is making an album. Anyway, I dug the EP just as you did but I know many people might call her out for not being kvlt or what not.
    September 13 08:25 PM
  • PiedradeLuna They explain it here pretty well's about the last third of the entry. Mainly I think people were upset that Relapse pushed her as something she is not (entirely), trying to cash in on perhaps her gender, rather than her music. Most people (I'm not sure if it's her but it seems like it is) think she is Amalie Bruun, model and Ex-Cops member a pop, new wave-ish band.
    September 13 08:24 PM
  • BMDrummer aight just wondering, btw before i knew Royal was your alt i wondered why a new user wrote reviews that well lol
    September 7 04:52 PM
  • BMDrummer you gonna review anymore?
    September 7 04:20 PM
  • Graveyard Released this year:
    September 6 11:24 PM
  • Atari Welcome back dude m/
    September 4 04:30 PM
  • Trebor. Remains? yeah dat s*** is good. Maybe I'll Catch Fire is the perfect atmospheric night time driving album and the self titled b-sides album is ****ing m/
    September 2 09:12 PM
  • Trebor. I see you dig Alkaline Trio, nice
    September 2 09:04 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Yeah I couldn't stay away forever ? and man have I found some amazing s*** goddamn! Lol
    September 2 06:49 PM
  • zaruyache (reveals himself to have been three jawas standing on top of each other the whole time)
    September 2 09:44 AM
    September 1 11:51 PM
  • PortalofPerfection btw, sea witch is pretty sweet. A lot doomier than I was expecting, but really great stuff.
    September 1 11:38 PM
  • PortalofPerfection I was AngelPhoenix :) I like my new profile much better tbh
    September 1 11:37 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Sup Balls, still...hanging around I see ?
    September 1 12:28 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges I'll get on it.
    September 1 10:37 AM
    August 31 05:23 PM
  • BigPleb Glad to have you back bro.
    August 31 05:09 PM
  • Frippertronics Balls has descended
    August 31 11:58 AM
  • Jacquibim He livez
    August 31 08:58 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Congrats on your return Balls
    August 31 01:12 AM
  • BMDrummer nice, i didn't really use the site much when your whole ban went down tbh so i didn't witness much. on the same page of the meds thread where andcas got all his s***d, i was trying to get my review for my band's own album removed lol
    August 30 11:47 PM
  • BMDrummer maybe andcas will come back now lol
    August 30 11:42 PM
  • theacademy he is risen
    August 30 11:38 PM
  • BMDrummer HE IS BACK
    August 30 11:37 PM
  • SharkTooth BALLS HAS RETURNED!!!
    August 30 11:21 PM
  • Hawks Balls where are you...?
    August 5 11:46 PM
  • zaruyache Where did Balls go? ;_;
    April 14 08:57 PM
  • evilford Did you get demoted on purpose?
    January 15 10:57 PM
  • AtomicWaste =(
    January 10 07:23 PM
  • Green Baron Well that news didn't last for long...
    January 7 09:25 PM
  • DarkNoctus no field recordings -1000/5 [:
    January 5 08:34 PM
  • anarchistfish asap as in I'll do it if you can't do it today
    January 5 03:12 PM
  • anarchistfish check the user list in the contrib forum. if you want to would be good if you could do #45, asap though
    January 5 03:07 PM
  • Crawl is it okay if i use your Hubardo soundoff in my year-end list? i'll give you credit of course.
    December 25 09:11 AM

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