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  • Snake. the change from "Jorn" to "Joanna"
    July 5 11:23 PM
  • Snake. are you trans?
    July 5 05:04 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Ah okay. That's unfortunate :/
    June 8 08:28 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Ah cool, glad you enjoyed it, I plan on visiting Russia sometime in the future. Hope you can return someday.
    June 7 11:16 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Just snooped through another list of yours bit I've gotta ask, how was your trip through Russia?
    May 31 12:15 PM
  • TheBrutalMaster Hey man, if you have time, you could write a review for my band's latest album!
    December 21 01:40 PM
  • Bridge Hi - do you fancy reviewing Red Sonnet?
    September 28 06:54 PM
  • Morvan Hey man, im loOking someone to make a rrview. I like yours. Are you interested?? This is my email
    November 20 06:36 PM
  • OmairSh Oh cool you still visit :-). How come you stopped listening to so much music? Overload? I feel that will prob happen to me in 5 years
    August 18 06:58 PM
  • OmairSh rip
    June 4 08:40 PM
  • conesmoke you seem to know your s***, Judgement rules. Why don't you like black metal?
    May 13 08:46 AM
  • AllGabrielsAreGlass You still online? I know this is weird coming from a user (I Presume) you dont know but, you were probably the first reviewer I discovered and read on this site (Mainly for the fact on just about every album I went on there would be a review by you on it lol) I see you haven't reviewed anything recently, you stopped? (Sadface :( )
    March 21 09:31 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Hey dude, I got Anathema's Judgement based on your review and I'm really digging it; which are their other best albums?
    February 28 07:16 PM
  • Activista anti-MTV altmer, w'sup
    January 10 12:53 AM
  • Poet I only see a 3 next to that Imaginaerum rating...sadface =(
    December 13 08:51 PM
  • botb holy **** altmer sighting
    June 24 07:20 PM
  • Ire i thought u died
    June 5 09:52 PM
  • Ire arch enemy khaos legions 3.5 autopsy macabre eternal 2 god dammit
    June 5 06:52 AM
  • sonictheplumber show up again pussy
    March 23 08:19 PM
  • Grignard Dude you totally played TES back in the day Mr. High Elf
    January 31 06:47 AM
  • Poet oh. What site? I've probably read all of your reviews here and I miss reading them.
    June 8 03:26 AM
  • Poet WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? =(
    May 29 08:38 PM
  • PuddlesPuddles Hey man where'd you go?
    May 23 02:59 AM
  • ProdigalSon16 i liked your rosenrot review that i just read, good review
    May 13 01:39 AM
  • ShadowRemains i'm liking your music tastes, man...nice reviews too
    May 9 10:56 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 hey man, this is Progmaster and I got a question. I want to get deeper into Porcupine Tree, because I listened a while back, but listened now and totally love their sound. Where should I start??? Thanks appreciate it.
    March 22 10:39 PM
  • lauriej hey man, you've probably already seen it, but check out this footage, incredible ://
    February 28 02:04 PM
  • Blindsided I heard it was like industrial?
    February 11 04:16 AM
  • Blindsided I am interested in this Emilie Autumn girl. What can you tell me?
    February 7 04:12 AM
  • Progmaster85 whey by the way,whats your favorite Dream Theater song?
    December 22 03:56 PM
  • Progmaster85 oh wow really? I always found that one had to many weak tracks to be awesome. Eve of Seduction is outstanding however.
    December 16 11:36 PM
  • Progmaster85 out of curiosity what is your 2nd fave symphony x album?
    December 16 03:44 PM
  • Progmaster85 "Is it epic? Yes. Is it pretentious? Yes. Is it technical? Yes. Is it heavy? Yes. Is it a mother****ing beast of a record? You bet!"- Though I strongly disagree with you about Colors, it's things like this that make you one of my favorite writers on the site. Symphony X is magnificent!!!
    December 15 03:16 AM
  • Progmaster85 he invited them to be on the first progressive nation tour, and on this tour he chooses among some of the best Progressive bands in the nation, and many unpopular ones as well.
    December 3 09:35 PM
  • Progmaster85 To further prove my point I will use Dream Theater, as I can see that you are a pretty big fan of them as am I. Many of the songs in their more recent catalog are extremely disjointed and run in a similar to a fashion to certain tracks on Colors. In fact, even some of their old stuff features odd and continuing song structures that don't use choruses or other things of that nature. By the way, Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater said his favorite album of that year was Colors and because of that...
    December 3 09:34 PM
  • Progmaster85 listen to Mordecai off Silent Circus, tell me if that's disjointed.
    December 2 07:44 PM
  • Smalley Yeah, I see that; pretty good reviews, Alt...
    December 2 12:06 PM
  • Progmaster85 Don't get me wrong, your entitled to your opinion, and happen to be one of my favorite writers on the site. However, you attempted to bash colors by pointing out faults that happen to be strengths.
    December 2 03:29 AM
  • Smalley Nice to see you on here too, Altmer = ) I recognize you from the GD forum as well...
    December 1 07:46 PM
  • Willie "I am UltraViolence" wasn't a bad song, but the rest is whatever.
    December 1 04:20 PM
  • Willie The new Sybreed is like Fear Factory meeets Samael? Where do you hear any of those influences (especially Samael)? It's Soilwork with electronics.
    December 1 04:13 PM
  • Progmaster85 also, I was talking about the Death Magnetic soundoff you wrote with a friend and we just laughed. Thank you for providing me with a laughable Colors review and a condescending Metallica soundoff. It made my day. Now, I am done. You may now return to listening to Sonata Arctica. Even though they are very, very bad.
    December 1 04:05 PM
  • Progmaster85 Lol nice fail. It's a well written sentence, but it's just so incorrect it's funny. When Beethoven and Bach wrote music, many of the songs were around 35-45 minutes and there were no choruses or verses. the lack of true organization in songs like Ants of the Sky and Sun of Nothing allow for a more unpredictable and more original approach to music.
    December 1 04:01 PM
  • Progmaster85 "The fact one indulges in technicality and complexity doesn't excuse that person from immunity to write a good, coherent song."- You
    December 1 03:58 PM
  • Userword Altmer... I knew that sounded familiar. You must be the same Altmer from Smogon too. That's cool how you became a mod of both sites as they are pretty popular. Anyway I like reading your reviews and I just recalled your name from Smogon so yeah.
    October 23 01:20 AM
  • fireaboveicebelow it's on ultimate-guitar::// if you don't have powertab here's a text version:file:///C:/Users/Danny/Desktop/are_you_there_acoustic.html
    September 15 07:00 PM
  • Gyromania which songs/best album should i check out to get into porcupine tree?
    September 15 06:23 PM
  • fireaboveicebelow awww damn I was hoping to share it with someone, it's all fingerpicking if that helps?
    September 15 03:20 PM
  • fireaboveicebelow If you play guitar by any chance, I figured out the acoustic version of Are You There
    September 15 01:49 PM
  • Zip **** COLAHS
    September 7 07:23 PM
  • Essence I am in yo shoutbox. Always wanted to say, I back you up 100% on your opinion about Colors.
    August 30 10:49 PM
  • OllieS Hi Altmer. Have you heard of/ever checked out the band Tristania? They sound right up your alley being similar to loads of stuff you dig. Ollie
    August 26 08:22 PM
  • Willie Honestly, I have to blame my mom. She's never listened to old music. I grew up hearing Metallica, Queensryche, and stuff like that.
    August 17 10:30 AM

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