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  • sixdegrees hey
    February 4 10:40 PM
  • Tyler. hey
    February 4 01:27 AM
  • frigyourgenre askin questions on banger tv lmao
    December 20 04:12 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Miss ya, man.
    September 9 06:58 PM
  • PitchforkArms hey man, enjoying the new PTH ?
    October 26 02:38 PM
  • wacknizzle I'm still pissed about your Harlots review, how white are you? Jk, but seriously you gave Betrayer such a bad rep. Nothing that isn't well understood should be torn through like that and I will never do that as long as possible
    August 28 09:27 AM
  • GaryJohnson2012 dont appreciate you making joke reviews on serious albums (game LAX)
    October 21 07:32 PM
  • macadoolahicky Dafuq happened to the dancing llama?!?
    March 7 05:21 AM
  • ToMMyMiL116 Whats up bud? I think your review are some of the best on this site.
    October 7 05:20 PM
  • Ire you are a master of avatars
    August 18 10:08 AM
  • Phideaux Your avatar is definitely gonna give me nightmares.
    August 6 03:03 PM
  • Bassist540 How do you change your username on here?
    July 6 11:44 AM
  • Willie Both Queensryche and Limp Bizkit drop new albums in the same week and I don't really want to do both. If you want the Bizkit dibs let me know.
    June 9 04:42 AM
  • lessermaster Take off that sig omg
    May 22 05:15 PM
  • sportsboy your****ingavatar
    May 22 04:10 AM
  • Gyromania love your avatar
    April 29 05:37 PM
  • Spare at least he is a wiener that likes btmi
    April 7 12:57 AM
  • Spare oh he's the dude from bomb the music industry. there's a guy named tyler munro talking to him about a new album and i was like whoa is that coke and it would have been off the chain if it was ahwell
    April 7 12:11 AM
  • Spare dude is that you talking to jeff rosenstock on twitter
    April 6 03:35 PM
  • Dodenakker Well I thought it was splendid ;). Wish I could wrote such good reviews..
    March 18 08:34 PM
  • Dodenakker I just wanted to point out that the review you wrote about "Kezia" has to be one of the best, if not the best reviews I've ever read.
    March 18 07:10 PM
  • sonictheplumber shut up bitch
    March 15 08:51 PM
  • JWT155 Is that Tiger Blood on Sheen's face?
    March 14 07:32 PM
  • kris. charlie hard, sir
    March 14 05:11 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum why no rating for Scurrilous?
    March 11 05:33 PM
  • MutnikSpusic http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3914434/I-****ING-LOVE-COCAINE.jpg?imageSize=Medium
    February 23 09:12 AM
  • Urinetrouble thanks this is a lot of help
    February 18 07:34 PM
  • Urinetrouble De Sylvia told me you might know something about which college courses i should major in if i want to do a career in music journalism....
    February 18 04:32 PM
  • cemeterio Quote: " The Common Man's Collapse is an inexperienced band going through the motions before their 15 minutes are up."Actually, they are what many would consider a musicians band. I'm not trying to convince you otherwise, usually because the fewer like it the better. I would just like to state that you are a genre judging dips***. You are just talk s*** on the net, while they are touring the world.Learn an instrument and write your own music, rather than just talk s*** about someone else's.
    February 16 02:41 AM
  • Grignard Thanks for the link and for the heads up. I understand you guys have been having some issues with belligerence on this website as of late with some users and staffers.
    January 17 08:31 PM
  • Grignard Hey man, I am pretty new to death metal and tech/wtf-ever you want to call the offshoots, but much of it seems bad that I have come in contact with. I am curious if you can point me in the direction of some good stuff?-Much appreciation
    January 14 11:22 PM
  • KatieKnight hmm... I think your letting your opinion over cloud your judgment on him as a musician.
    January 6 12:23 AM
  • kris. lovin yr avatar
    January 5 02:34 AM
  • KatieKnight What do you hold against Dallas Green?
    January 5 02:27 AM
  • NickSBTT Hey man, I'm trying to get my band's album (its prog-metal with a hint of -core) reviewed around here. I just didn't really know the best way to go about doing that. It's already uploaded (Swallowed By The Tide - Through Still And Storm) and I could send you the album. Just trying to get some feedback/exposure. If you can't/won't do it its all good.
    January 4 04:02 PM
  • musicConsumer Hey, could you rec me something similar to Antigua Y Barbuda? I saw your sound off and you mentioned kralice are they worth listening too?
    November 26 12:19 PM
  • GeometricSexEd I don't know about all those trollz but I am legitimately interested in the interview you had with Kelly, if you could post it/send me a link that would be much obliged
    November 3 02:20 AM
  • Satellite Haha, yeah that's certainly understandable and probably a good idea. I just saw someone with a username that was the same as my real name and was like, "who the hell is this?" and then "ohhhh."
    October 13 06:01 AM
  • Satellite whoa when did you change yr username?
    October 13 05:50 AM
  • fromtheinside i'd like for you to take a look at my review again if you don't mind. i completely rewrote it and truly have the intentions of becoming a better writer so i thank you for the criticisms.
    September 29 10:18 PM
  • Shadow17 Just wanna say my thanks. I have been listening to metal for about a year now since my fiancee got me into it, but you also played your part. Solid reviews to solid albums. Not just metal either. So far, I've loved a lot of the albums you regard highly. Have a nice sunday and thanks again! Keep reviewing the good stuff, haha.
    September 12 09:15 AM
  • acADHDemy jave u been following up with the reactions to the sp comic con screenings? i cant wait any longer....
    July 27 05:16 AM
  • TheBloodTypo I just read your review on "Fortress" by Protest the Hero. It's probably my favorite album, and you really did it justice. Kudos on the fantastic review. : DIf you could help with my first review, that'd be great as well. If not, just take the compliment. That's fine by me. :)
    July 23 11:16 PM
  • SHAKEandBAKE "I like him to a point in AOF. He's awful live though." LOL
    July 7 04:24 PM
  • JamieCTA Hey man. I am a guitar player in Called To Arms. I have generally enjoyed your reviews on this site and thought you might be a good fit based on your musical tastes to review our next album. It is our 3rd album and it is coming out on Tragic Hero Records this summer. If you are interested let me know and I can get you hooked up with a promo copy asap. If you want to listen to a 5 minute teaser of the new material before you decide, you can check it out at www.purevolume.com/calledtoarms
    June 5 09:36 PM
  • Mclovin I've used Sputnik for about a year now, but I finally had the motivation to register to start writing reviews. SO! I was hoping for some legit criticism on my first review attempt (feel free to tear it apart; in fact, I'd appreciate that quite a bit).http://sputnikmusic.com/album.php?albumid=20653If you get the chance to do so, thanks very much, fo' shizzle.
    May 19 09:19 PM
  • Electric City enjoying the avatar
    May 18 05:58 AM
  • MutnikSpusic laughzeit
    May 3 04:28 PM
  • MutnikSpusic why I mean it's FRANkTIC!
    May 3 04:27 PM
  • MutnikSpusic I love your new avatar. or how would you say in the states? I am Bobsessed with it?
    May 2 03:00 PM
  • Bulldog you seem to be confused as to my identity.
    April 21 06:13 AM
  • AtavanHalen Best avatar ever RE: your I Feel Better one. So good.
    April 10 03:54 AM
  • Aspenshadow I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with Leotard. Even though I'm not a regular visitor to this website, I've seen a few of your comments and I have to say they're pretty despicable. I'm pretty sure Dallas Green has never and will never use autotune. I'm sorry, but there's no arguing that point.
    April 3 06:04 AM
  • Tyler are you going to be okay Leotard? I have no idea who you are but you seem to be really concerned with me.
    March 30 09:21 PM
  • LeotardMessiah2 You're an inspiration to me because you're proof that you don't need to know anything about music or even have good taste to become staff here. Thanks man
    March 30 08:08 PM
  • keysofanxiety . . . KHAAAN!!!Incidentally, I like your evil Spock avatar. That was a good episode :) One of many parallel universes!Uhm. . .forgive me if this a stupid question, but I assume you're a fan of ST? :)
    March 2 06:40 PM
  • renegadestrings thought it'd behoove you to know... that your KHAN avatar is full of so much win, its practically unthinkable. also, Farewell Mona Lisa is the best DEP song eva eva almost
    March 2 01:54 PM
  • Insurrection Where the hell did you get Option Paralysis!?
    February 28 07:54 PM
  • chambered89 cocaine rules
    January 25 05:19 AM
  • The RIAA doesn't take too kindly to your kind
    January 20 10:18 PM
  • Observer Hey, thanks for your comments and advice in my review. I've been thinking about it a lot, and I believe you were right.
    January 12 01:45 PM
  • DaveyBoy Hey Tyler, definitely nothing personal meant in the forums. Apologies if taken that way. FWIW, I agree the LP should have been in the higher posi. I was trying to say that if you submitted 25 LPs (as you should have), then other positions would have changed around as well. It MAY have even knocked it down and/or out of the top 50.
    January 8 03:08 AM
  • Athom Quail Man.
    December 16 11:26 PM
  • Progmaster85 "No, but when a section does nothing more than extend the run-time of a song that's already too long just to show off, it doesn't work. It doesn't do anything. It doesn't have to 'have a purpose' but it should at least fit within the song."- Lol
    December 12 10:54 PM
  • darkwargreymon Long time ago, look here: ://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=28282
    December 7 05:23 AM
  • XplaugeX Heeey. Quite a few of the bands I like have been reviewed by you, I think you do a really good job of reviewing albums, was wondering if you could look into a band for me if you have a spare moment. Almost nobody knows about them but I think they deserve a solid review from someone who knows what they're doing. Anyway, the band is called Nephilim, album is Mortality. If you get a chance to look into it, that's great, if not, I get it, lol.
    December 3 10:05 PM
  • Tyler I comment on 90% of the reviews you've read? Maybe you should stop reading my reviews, then? And it isn't a matter of complete sentences as much as it is coherent ones. The one I quoted did not make sense. That was half of an idea. That's like saying "Let's meet at" or "My favourite part is". They aren't complete ideas.
    November 26 11:47 PM
  • Thor Progmaster85: not interested in completing sentences
    November 25 05:42 PM
  • Progmaster85 i'm not looking to complete a sentence, that's not the point lol. The point is you are pretty pretentious for the stupid things you say, I see you comment on about 90% of the reviews I've read, and you sound really stupid when you try to prove a point. When I saw you comment on a Colors Review I was recently reading I realized that I couldn't take you any more and had to say something. You just sound like an idiot sometimes when you try to get your point across when negatively commenting.
    November 25 04:04 PM
  • Thor progmaster fails
    November 21 09:58 PM
  • Tyler also, "LOL at you saying that Sequoia Throne from Protest the Hero" is not a complete sentence. Better luck next time, Progmaster85.
    November 21 08:14 AM
  • Tyler hahahahaha this is awesome
    November 21 08:13 AM
  • Progmaster85 by the way, I think I read somewhere that you didn't like Colors because: "It has too much sweeping and stuff". If you think that sweeping in certain sections of songs covers up the lack of good song wrtiting (which it absolutely doesn't) why did you give a sweepfest like Fortress a 4.5? Your a strange and self-contradicting guy. By the way, with all this said, I do love Fortress anyway
    November 19 05:48 PM
  • Progmaster85 agree with what Obfuscation said on your shoutbox, no one respects you in real life. LOL at you saying that Sequoia Throne from Protest the Hero. Second best track on the album. Idiot.
    November 19 05:46 PM
  • Progmaster85 thou shall love Colors.
    November 18 02:22 PM
  • robin hey i was reading the C GN thread on the forums but since its dead and i barely post on the forums i was wandering if you've had a read of exit wounds? any thoughts if so?
    November 16 08:28 PM
  • InHumanForm sup fag
    November 15 11:05 PM
  • Thor lol at the post below me
    November 12 05:54 PM
  • obfuscation I'm going to be completely honest, no one respects you in real life.
    October 31 05:38 AM
  • Thor lol musical neighbors
    October 29 06:06 AM
  • ThirtySixChambers I find myself staring at your avatar.
    October 27 12:50 PM
  • EasternLight what song is your lizard playing
    October 16 06:41 PM
  • Progmaster85 thanks I appreciate it.
    October 15 08:50 PM
  • Progmaster85 I''ve been reading some of your stuff, and like it a lot, you seem like you know some good stuff, I was wondering if you could recommend me some good progressive albums that I might not know of. I'm not into anything that's extremely brutal, but I like Dream Theater, Opeth, Symphony X, Between the Buried and Me, August Burns Red, prog like that. Anything that you could recommend that I probably don't know of?
    October 14 11:16 PM
  • Faceless1387 i love you! not trolling......
    October 14 10:31 PM
  • Phantom alan moore's swamp thing rules
    September 8 10:19 PM
  • Dis_Con_Nec_Ted and yeah neurosis is quite awesome wizard.
    September 4 09:29 PM
  • Dis_Con_Nec_Ted want it back? idk it just spoke to me. hope you can forgive me ;)
    September 4 09:23 PM
  • Wizard Your Neurosis love is awesome dude.
    September 4 12:37 AM
  • shawreck Swamp thing? Good shtuff. At least the Alan Moore stuff.
    August 29 05:42 AM
  • Essence your "**** you new users" attitude is missed these days
    August 27 02:13 PM
  • ihategoodmusic spit or swallow?
    August 21 08:37 AM
  • shindip coooOOOOKAINe
    August 20 07:07 AM
  • Would like to turn you on to Enemy Reign. Ex-Skinless vocalist Sherwood Webber's new band.See our reviews from Decibel, Terrorizer, Metal Hammer... etc... at enemyreign.com or myspace.com/enemyreign. Email me your addy and I'll mail you an EP. contact@enemyreign.comAll the best.A. Guenther
    August 16 10:06 PM
  • JohnXDoesn't arrgghh! go Lakers!
    August 15 05:51 AM

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