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  • ShadowRemains meteorology
    October 28 10:41 PM
  • ShadowRemains i'm decent, getting close to graduating uni, wbu?
    October 28 09:30 PM
  • zaruyache Am mostly a potato but am a good potato so p good I expect. Hru random user?
    October 28 09:04 PM
  • ShadowRemains sup, long time
    October 28 08:15 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup YA
    October 22 12:10 PM
  • Willie Been a while since I've seen you on. What's up?
    October 21 10:56 PM
  • climactic hello
    October 2 12:57 AM
  • CameronMitchell F A G G O T
    September 2 11:57 PM
  • Masochist Damn right, it does...that's why I stick around!
    August 9 07:50 PM
  • Satellite pretty sure i'm friends with like 10 of your fb profiles lolz
    July 20 09:16 PM
  • Satellite not as much as i do.
    July 20 08:47 PM
  • Satellite i hate him too.
    July 20 06:03 PM
  • Masochist What up, Con? I'm great, man, how are you?
    July 20 02:19 AM
  • Relinquished usually they beat their heads in themselves when they lose cuz they bet mortgages and s***t
    July 19 12:29 AM
  • Relinquished sometimes you have to take it up the butt if you want to go the straight route
    July 19 12:02 AM
  • Relinquished why what did you do to get kicked out
    July 18 11:38 PM
  • Relinquished niceee have fun in vegas you goober don't spend all your money on hookers handing out free weed
    July 18 07:55 PM
  • Relinquished smells like you're in the west hmmmm what else
    July 18 07:16 PM
  • Relinquished what do u see around u so u can paint me a geographical picture
    July 18 06:30 PM
  • Relinquished that's all they have to eat in india you dingus how else are you alive
    July 18 05:24 PM
  • Relinquished as your doctor i know that you developed cancer before you got tested and are shooting curry flavoured dumps
    July 18 05:09 PM
  • Relinquished u must be s***ting fire now
    July 18 04:37 PM
  • Relinquished you first you're in the way
    July 18 09:47 AM
  • Relinquished we live in opposite sides now so we do things differently
    July 18 12:53 AM
  • Relinquished i'll make a note to add more alice in chains to up the suck factor
    July 18 12:36 AM
  • Relinquished damn ok i'll try harder next time with more SUCK
    July 17 11:40 PM
  • Relinquished did u know when chinamen get drunk they turn super red? if you see one red, don't assume their mad or else they'll chop your small weiner off or what's left of it from those fun times with your uncle jim
    July 14 06:45 PM
  • Relinquished I wasn't druunk bishhh what are u gon do bout it
    July 14 05:01 PM
  • Relinquished well you weren't around so i had my dog take pictures while i fuucked my grandpa so your loss!
    July 14 01:50 PM
  • Relinquished a site to leave reviews for restaurants and services, and the sound you'll make when we the police come knockin
    July 14 10:16 AM
  • Relinquished yes hello we just received a threat from your location and have our force coming your way with dogs, shields, a battering ram, stun grenades, and candy. we'll have the place surrounded in 10 minutes. please leave a good review on yelp thank you.
    July 14 01:08 AM
  • Relinquished that's no way to talk to the police do want to get tasered?
    July 14 12:37 AM
  • Relinquished this is a police issued gun it is shiny and expensive. it's not meant civilians, they can go buy a civilian issued gun at walmart.
    July 14 12:20 AM
  • Relinquished hello this is the police we took over this account how can we help you
    July 13 11:31 PM
  • RLWFormula **** me
    July 5 09:37 PM
  • stranger no
    July 4 07:20 PM
  • Relinquished kevin hart can't get hard he told me after he earned all that money
    June 26 09:26 PM
  • Relinquished doesn't mean he can't get hard
    June 26 01:34 PM
  • Relinquished tell uncle pete to blow you while you blow your dad wow it's basic elementary engineering cmon
    June 26 10:05 AM
  • Relinquished tell uncle pete to complete the triangle then
    June 26 02:27 AM
  • Relinquished why, is your dad busy?
    June 26 12:47 AM
  • FourthReich Excuses are like mens assholes i love them
    June 25 09:20 PM
  • FourthReich My mom is dad
    June 25 07:46 PM
  • FourthReich Just like dad
    June 25 06:14 PM
  • Satellite u bastard
    June 25 04:17 PM
  • FourthReich If i had some i would
    June 25 04:02 PM
  • Relinquished well if you're gonna be that way we're at an impasse
    June 25 10:27 AM
  • fromtheinside Hi bby
    June 25 05:02 AM
  • Relinquished put your helment and your welment attitude away in the sock drawer so u don't get hurt
    June 24 11:52 PM
  • Relinquished listen heere u gumpernut I've bout had it up to... somewhere pretty high with your urgency
    June 24 11:51 PM
  • Hawks ily
    June 21 11:16 AM
  • Hawks Stop talking dirty to me.
    June 21 12:12 AM
  • Hawks What's up you sexy beast?
    June 20 11:51 PM
  • Relinquished but what about the paper trail they'll all find out
    June 17 01:53 PM
  • Relinquished how do u want it
    June 16 10:20 PM
  • Relinquished no one brought up drugs only cats what's going on
    June 16 09:45 PM
  • Relinquished you're gonna have to sext me better than that for it
    June 16 08:32 PM
  • Relinquished you wanna become a cat for $10 or want a cat? did I do something to a cat and where did you hear all this from??
    June 16 06:37 PM
  • Relinquished lol wat
    June 16 03:32 PM
  • cosmopazz im just sayin it cuz that's a bulls*** rating negro
    June 4 12:10 AM
  • cosmopazz can you remove it cuz no one needs your stupid ****ing edgy rating
    June 4 12:09 AM
  • cosmopazz ok explain yer 1 or i'll kill u
    June 4 12:04 AM
  • Satellite let's murder ire
    May 8 11:10 PM
  • Realm Negd ur reviews
    May 4 05:25 AM
  • Realm Fuxkin you you fag cuck bitch
    May 4 05:23 AM
  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 08:03 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 08:03 AM
  • Relinquished agree to disagree to agree
    April 2 10:12 PM
  • Relinquished well that's what friends are for
    April 2 02:58 PM
  • Relinquished you'd like that wouldn't you. you'd liked that I do that and film it huh?
    April 2 01:48 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup same to you baby
    April 2 12:05 AM
  • Relinquished i'm proud of you bro
    April 1 10:33 PM
  • Relinquished u just have to drive and drink
    April 1 10:07 PM
  • Relinquished it's a lot of fun once you know how to drive better than anyone next to you
    April 1 09:16 PM
  • Relinquished not that I knew of, I was down south in Miami with the beach bitches, rednecks, and metropolis misery
    April 1 09:00 PM
  • Relinquished lmao nice dude I actually had to look up wtf you were talking about, it seems like fun
    April 1 08:58 PM
  • Relinquished lol WHAT
    April 1 02:36 PM
  • Relinquished merry april fools day
    April 1 12:20 PM
  • Frippertronics good, the girthmobile is in my possession, as mentioned before
    March 31 10:48 PM
  • Frippertronics ask me anything breh
    March 30 09:21 PM
  • Frippertronics Found the girthmobile ama
    March 30 05:18 PM
  • Satellite write another review
    March 30 02:10 AM
  • Satellite you'd think that i would be used to this by now, but i have no fuccking idea what you're talking about.
    March 30 01:55 AM
  • Satellite lol u know it. it's in north korea this year i think.
    March 29 08:35 PM
  • Relinquished you better be careful I hear he can poke you til he annoys you
    March 13 08:24 AM
  • Relinquished cone
    March 13 12:28 AM
  • evilford Sure thing
    March 12 08:45 PM
  • Satellite lol the only results i got from googling 'gonchie pants' were a bunch of sputnik shoutboxes that you've commented on
    March 12 08:33 PM
  • Satellite the fuuck are 'gonchie pants'?
    March 10 02:21 PM
  • Satellite our s***tyy hockey teams are playing
    February 28 11:31 PM
  • Frippertronics need a weekly on the status of the girthmobile pls
    February 27 03:37 AM
  • Hawks You weren't saying that last night.
    February 27 12:20 AM
  • Satellite there's an entire gay porno shop district. have fun!
    February 27 12:16 AM
  • Frippertronics dank
    February 20 08:48 PM
  • Frippertronics well you're aren't in denial over how flamingly fantastic you are, so i'll take you to be a fusion of frank and dennis
    February 20 12:48 AM
  • Frippertronics did you by chance have a fantasy about making that shot and everyone loving you, but ends up you just ****ed up real bad instead and made a fool of yourself?
    February 20 12:26 AM
  • Frippertronics as they say in the bible (pronounced: bibble), "jesus is my nigga". remember to rap for jesus every night before bed
    February 19 11:43 PM
  • Frippertronics u just gotta believe
    February 19 11:01 PM
  • Frippertronics u never kno cone
    February 19 10:15 PM
  • Frippertronics s*** s*** how about a little caesar's gift card????
    February 19 09:43 PM
  • Frippertronics just give them a vhs of both wayne's world movies and they'll consider it a done deal
    February 19 09:06 PM
  • Frippertronics use your mouth, and if that fails, just hotwire it
    February 19 08:45 PM
  • Frippertronics back to the girthmobile, we have work to do
    February 19 08:36 PM
  • Frippertronics why you tryin to be so cheesy
    February 19 08:19 PM
  • Frippertronics man u cheesy like kraft punk
    February 19 06:42 PM
  • Frippertronics emulating rock hudson, are we?
    February 19 06:20 PM
  • Frippertronics answer my question, liberace. i know you cool in a gay way like freddie mercury but you gotta answer me
    February 19 05:26 PM
  • Frippertronics what are you, gay or something???
    February 19 04:41 PM
  • Trebor. yeah cuz I already had a boner
    February 19 04:02 PM
  • Trebor. I guess I win
    February 19 03:46 PM
  • Frippertronics with our powers combined, we form "the earfmobile"
    February 19 03:43 PM
  • Frippertronics Yes, now cone, to the Merthmobile
    February 19 03:15 PM
  • Trebor. I'll meet you there
    February 19 03:02 PM
  • Trebor. Yeah I'm all right. How are you
    February 19 01:11 PM
  • Frippertronics no stairway? d e n i e d
    February 19 02:25 AM
  • Frippertronics how tragic, garth
    February 19 02:14 AM
  • Frippertronics pls do send
    February 19 02:08 AM
  • Frippertronics woah (i'm halfway there, though it's patchy as ****, takes a bit to grow and all) - so i'm pretty much in the same boat
    February 19 01:57 AM
  • Hawks Lmao ily Cone
    February 19 01:10 AM
  • Hawks YOU'RE GAY
    February 19 01:08 AM
  • Frippertronics my condolences
    February 18 10:13 PM
  • Frippertronics s'all good as long as you don't have a beard
    February 18 09:18 PM
  • Frippertronics Lay off the white russians, mr. dude
    February 18 05:42 PM
  • Frippertronics "It ain't me by ccr started playing as cone began his rant about how he had a hard night and how the eagles still ****ing suck"
    February 18 04:00 PM
  • Frippertronics The kid is not your son, though she says you are the one
    February 18 03:18 PM
  • Frippertronics it doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    February 18 11:06 AM
  • Frippertronics just beat it?
    February 17 11:24 PM
  • Frippertronics papa cone, i'm in need of guidance or sum'min
    February 17 01:58 AM
  • Satellite i'm almost afraid to ask, but what is it?
    February 16 02:20 PM
  • Satellite yeah it's my work #
    February 16 01:39 PM
  • Satellite 1-900-HOT-GUYS
    February 16 10:44 AM
  • Satellite alright i'll start saving
    February 16 02:05 AM
  • Satellite $15 in canadian or us?
    February 16 01:51 AM
  • Satellite no it's me in 5 years
    February 16 01:40 AM
  • Satellite let's party
    February 16 01:22 AM
  • Hawks I was gonna ask if you wanted to bang but you just blew it.
    February 16 12:48 AM
  • Hawks Cone sup sexy
    February 16 12:29 AM
  • Relinquished I mostly did so in your face and out the other
    January 25 06:25 PM
  • Relinquished i know it means exactly what it doesn't mean
    January 25 07:07 AM
  • Relinquished yes
    January 24 01:48 PM
  • Relinquished it's looking better than the US and he's stuck there lol
    January 24 07:31 AM
  • Relinquished hey now don't be racist, ire's not a racist either you know he can't run
    January 23 10:43 PM
  • Relinquished yes it was a typo i meant fish, and the smelly kind that overpowers the room like ire
    January 23 05:14 PM
  • Relinquished i know bish
    January 22 11:17 PM
  • Relinquished I can call you whatever I wish
    January 22 10:18 PM
  • Relinquished helloooooo
    January 22 08:25 PM
  • Relinquished yooooooo
    January 22 06:37 PM
  • Hawks I'm cool hbu bro?
    January 20 10:52 PM
  • Hawks Cone sup babe.
    January 17 11:35 PM
  • budgie thanks dude you too
    January 15 12:33 AM
  • Trebor. what's up dude
    January 15 12:19 AM
  • Frippertronics the man, the myth...the cone?
    January 9 05:48 PM
  • FourthReich I think she said something about dad rock so yea
    January 2 09:51 PM
  • FourthReich U missed a sweet kimm sighting like 2 weeks ago
    January 2 09:45 PM
  • FourthReich If there were 3 id be happy
    January 2 09:38 PM
  • FourthReich No one can emulate u bb theres only one cone
    January 2 09:33 PM
  • Satellite hahaha. i don't think you will. people are freaking out because one of the mods was mean.
    January 2 09:28 PM
  • Satellite go to the mods thread and post about how outraged you are
    January 2 09:23 PM
  • Satellite no you're a smelly snow shoveling canuck
    January 2 09:11 PM
  • FourthReich Miss you everyday
    January 2 09:04 PM
  • Satellite ****k off ire
    January 2 08:57 PM
  • TheSpirit Coneeeee
    December 30 07:53 PM
  • Realm niggers
    December 21 02:47 PM
  • Realm Damn cone you are really efficient
    December 20 12:54 PM
  • Realm Yeah? Why don't you then? **** Queef ****
    December 18 12:54 AM
  • Satellite hi our hockey teams are rly bad
    December 14 08:11 PM
  • RLWFormula hey ****, you were supposed to bring home the leftovers from last night and you didn't. **** u dumb ****
    December 11 03:28 PM
  • oltnabrick thank u, same to you
    December 11 03:49 AM
  • Hawks Can't say that I have bud.
    December 11 01:07 AM
  • Hawks Ok fine gimme a minute.
    December 11 01:00 AM
  • Hawks **** yeah bro Dismember slays.
    December 11 12:56 AM
  • Hawks I CAN'T HELP IT
    December 11 12:52 AM
  • Hawks I'm pretty good brother can't complain. Miss you. :[
    December 11 12:43 AM
  • Hawks Sup buddy
    December 11 12:41 AM
  • zakalwe Woah
    December 9 04:27 PM
  • Realm Cone
    November 30 05:16 PM
  • Satellite HOLY s***
    November 29 10:10 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup yes!!! i need me some classic cone
    November 29 08:57 PM
  • Hawks Damn well thanks for telling me now....
    November 29 08:21 PM
  • Hawks Where the **** have you been?????
    November 29 08:18 PM
  • Relinquished it is time for a comeback
    November 29 07:43 PM
  • Relinquished lol I think eyehategod needs to be unbanned
    November 29 07:39 PM
  • Relinquished lol do er
    November 29 07:21 PM
  • Relinquished sup
    November 29 04:53 PM
  • Relinquished must be a long lost cousin of yours who knows
    November 25 09:56 AM
  • Relinquished lol agreed
    November 24 10:05 PM
  • Relinquished city of galve in sweden for almost 6 years
    November 24 01:17 PM
  • Relinquished I'll def show him how cool weird al is don't you worry. he's super rad and a nice guy.
    November 24 01:54 AM
  • Relinquished awesomw bro, the lil wolfe cub is already a year and half old. thanks to our awesome swedish laws as a father I can spend more time bonding and raising while helping alleviate burdens/stresses with my wife. already seeing his slight interests in arts which is great.
    November 24 01:50 AM
  • Relinquished I'm comin up somewhere to visit a keger sometime in the future but far as I know I'm flying anytime soon. I did pop out a kid some time ago.
    November 24 01:37 AM
  • Relinquished whoa guy thank odin cuz you almost scared me there I was developing internal bleeding but glad you cleared up the number count i'm ok now
    November 24 12:56 AM
  • Relinquished i'll eutow you down the floor buddy like wow you dare sweet shiit talk to me without dinner first it's very nice actually continue
    November 24 12:11 AM
  • Relinquished ey man the splash makes waves it's underrated especially when it's 2"
    November 14 10:00 PM
  • Relinquished right on don't forget to hit the splash every 5th measure
    November 14 09:43 PM
  • Relinquished i read that halfway tbh let's rock
    November 14 09:34 PM
  • Relinquished meshuggah and bolt thrower exclusively in the gym m/
    November 14 09:24 PM
  • Relinquished dude yea in flames ****ed up after colony
    November 14 09:13 PM
  • Relinquished lol sun please they rip like your farts on taco sunday
    November 14 09:04 PM
  • KILL oh i'm not
    November 6 08:06 PM
  • Laeddis lol, i wore it to the bar i worked at on halloween, and a pair of jhorts
    November 6 07:23 PM

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