Manatea
Mike Kaplan
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Reviews 56
Soundoffs 2
Album Ratings 132
Objectivity 74%

Last Active 01-04-23 3:24 pm
Joined 07-02-22

Review Comments 1,921

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  • PumpBoffBag Done for ya mate
    March 19 03:28 PM
  • PumpBoffBag It does, but shout me and I?ll slap it on for ya
    March 18 02:49 PM
  • PumpBoffBag All done mate lmk when you?ve received
    March 16 09:56 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Oh s*** and congrats yourself! Well deserved. Jesus, sorry. A lot happening at home :L
    March 13 04:30 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Oh and I?m wonderful thanks! Yourself?
    March 13 04:30 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Dr Boff lol. Thanks very much handsome, appreciate it! yrah no worries man, you may need to remind me of your email tho. Or at least how it starts so I can autocomplete :L thank you kindly
    March 13 04:29 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell apologies upd@ted. no snub intended - for whatever reason none of us were shown your application, so your promotion had much less behind-closed-doors visibility (which makes it a nice surprise - congratulations)
    March 9 05:59 PM
  • Koris Thanks man, you too! :]
    March 8 04:27 PM
  • DadKungFu I was thinking I didn't see you in his list. Either way, stoked to start this tenure here
    March 8 03:46 PM
  • DadKungFu Oh s*** you as well!
    March 8 03:41 PM
  • MarsKid As it so happens, I've just kicked off rehearsals for my first show of the year and have auditions for others coming up mid-March! 'Tis the season, my friend.
    February 29 04:52 PM
  • MarsKid Doing good my guy! How have you been?
    February 29 03:25 PM
  • DadKungFu Sure did! Hope you did the same
    February 21 03:26 PM
  • anat lmao you?re gonna have to fill me in on why that?s the nfl thread. didn?t see the niners game but it doesn?t surprise me they?re frauds, winner of lions bucs is going to the Super Bowl
    January 21 11:43 AM
  • anat For sure, can?t be too mad at the result either. We stuttered with our redzone opportunities, Stafford was taking a beating, we weren?t far off at all. So excited for next year, gonna make a deep run, I feel it in my giblets
    January 16 04:00 PM
  • anat Eagles are locked into their seed im pretty sure which means they?re off the table, agree tho they are really struggling. I?m happy whoever we get, just gonna enjoy the ride ?
    January 6 10:18 AM
  • anat Who?d you prefer out of cowboys and lions as wildcard opponent? I?m happy with either tbh, and obviously we?re more likely to get lions, but both are beatable imo
    January 5 04:08 PM
  • anat I dunnooooo, I think I?d honestly rather he get benched so we don?t risk an injury, we could genuinely be a scary playoff team which is nuts when you look back at the start of the season. Puka got the pro bowl already, and he seems to be a stand up, genuine guy. If they do play him and he gets the record tho, I?ll def be made up for him
    January 4 06:24 PM
  • Pangea great!
    December 13 09:06 AM
  • Pangea Got it thanks!
    December 6 09:04 AM
  • DadKungFu ngl was curious how close they'd end up being
    November 6 04:12 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Sending peace and an extra large choc chip cookie dude
    October 11 11:19 AM
  • Purpl3Spartan hope your fam is okay bro. sounds like its going down over there
    October 10 06:18 AM
  • DadKungFu I do, finally feeling like I'm comfortable enough in the new job to write more myself/try to get that industrial list off the ground
    September 28 11:52 AM
  • DadKungFu lmao good man! Feel's like you've been off the site for a minute. Hope the Israel trip went well
    September 27 11:51 AM
  • MarsKid Yo! Kinda like I alluded to in the JJ thread, been really stretched thin. Writing my play, reviews, I'm in another show, seeing a lot of friends... busy, busy busy. Lot of traveling. Just haven't sat down and done forum stuff sadly lol. What about you?
    September 20 02:21 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell jus'do'it! take any given album you respect but don't love, and write a sales-pitch style review for its target audience (without overthinking any of these things). should get you out of your head p sharpish
    September 16 12:21 PM
  • bighubbabuddha You are a good Walrus
    September 16 08:17 AM
  • DadKungFu https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=204015Hit it up s***'s real and live and for a good cause
    August 27 12:29 PM
  • MarsKid Went pretty well! And yeah I got paid for it actually lol, first time I've ever been paid to do an acting gig. Kinda surreal.
    August 16 02:58 PM
  • MarsKid Oh that's very exciting! And I've been doing well man, keeping busy with writing. Theater stuff is winding down which should free my schedule up a decent bit.
    August 15 05:05 PM
  • JayEnder I would but man there is literally nothing interesting that's come out recently besides that album lmao. New Movements this week is the only thing I'm semi hyped for (check Feel Something if you haven't it's amazing)
    August 15 06:35 AM
  • MarsKid My most esteemed man, what's shaking?
    August 13 08:21 PM
  • SlothcoreSam Sweet, love that EP, just came out last week. Reminds me of a couple of other Australian bands, The Sleepy Jacksons, and The Panics. You should check them out too.
    August 7 05:11 AM
  • SlothcoreSam That should read El Shirota
    August 7 04:01 AM
  • SlothcoreSam Ok, take your pick from one of these great new albums. Jerks! - This is Fun. Tiny Little Houses - Everyday I Wake I Find A Reason Not To. Secret Tapes - Good Grief. El Shirts - Ni siquiera estamos listos para hablar. COOKED - The Hanged Man. Cash Savage and the Last Drinks - So this is Love. Intercourse - Halo Castration Institute
    August 7 03:59 AM
  • SlothcoreSam An album from this year? Let me look
    August 7 03:51 AM
  • pizzamachine You win!!!!
    August 1 08:05 PM
  • pizzamachine Life be like that :/
    July 31 04:24 AM
  • pizzamachine Will do. The roast was HARSH but in the silliest way
    July 31 04:11 AM
  • pizzamachine It was my wifes idea haha, she already knew about your roast list
    July 31 04:02 AM
  • pizzamachine I?m glad too
    July 31 03:57 AM
  • MarsKid Oh yeah I'm fine with some fun banter with pals, but I want to keep that with pals who I know aren't actually trying to hurt me.
    July 25 02:18 PM
  • MarsKid YOU didn't upset me my man, I think the list is a fun idea, but it just gives a blank check to some users that aren't looking to roast, just insult people outright. I appreciate your understanding.
    July 25 02:15 PM
  • MarsKid I don't want to deal with the roast thread please.
    July 25 10:21 AM
  • YoYoMancuso two year breaks will do that! there will be a gap between what your mind knows it's capable of and what your muscles remember. the gap can 100 percent be bridged tho
    July 25 03:26 AM
  • YoYoMancuso it purty good
    July 22 06:53 PM
  • Ryus gton gardens uhhhh idk im sure theres more we did but it was a great trip overall and ur recs that we were able to do hit the spot. keeping ur list in my back pocket for when i return :]
    July 14 01:26 AM
  • Ryus hey bro totally forgot to get back to you, mb on that. i went about a month ago and it was amazing. didnt have too much time in LA since we were in joshua tree for most of the time which was incredible and surprisingly not that hot lol. got a ton of hiking in, such a beautiful place especially for someone whos never been to the desert before lol. we did go to leo's and it was ****in delicious. we hit up the museums (getty, broad, lacma), santa monica, and malibu, ate at sugarfish, went to huntin
    July 14 01:25 AM
  • JayEnder A bit burnt out after my Loma review brother, but I appreciate your desire to see another one of my literary masterpieces (lol I'm really not that modest) I for one am HELLA hyped for you and Ty's double review for Johnny Booth however!
    July 7 06:57 AM
  • Purpl3Spartan Stumbled on a random mathcore playlist
    July 3 04:49 PM
  • Purpl3Spartan Check Zilf - The album. They?re like if the callous daoboys and limp bizkit had a baby
    July 3 09:10 AM
  • Koris All good! My email is opeth569@gmail.com :]
    July 1 06:40 AM
  • Koris Hey, just wanna let you know that I've got the next 4 days off for the 4th of July weekend. Just let me know if you'd like to chill at some point :]
    July 1 06:34 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Hop on it mate, we?ll wait. There?s only like 15 albums and a whole bunch of EPs :L
    June 22 10:35 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Ay mate any interest in weighing in on a Swans best songs ballot?
    June 21 05:18 PM
  • JayEnder Oh 100%. I'm not even really an anime fan but Bebop is a classic, also love One Punch Man and Deadman Wonderland (if you're looking for something really dark besides Berserk) and I hear that dude, really wanna write another review myself but I've been waiting on something that totally floors me.
    June 18 07:11 PM
  • JayEnder And I'm doing good man, life always seems to fluctuate for me though. Some days are better than others haha. But lately I've been feeling pretty good about myself. How about you?
    June 15 07:08 AM
  • JayEnder You bet man, and haha hell yes! I'm 26 and still enjoy old SpongeBob/Fairly Oddparents. Plus a bunch of other cartoons ngl lol. Ed Edd n Eddy is my absolute s***.
    June 15 07:06 AM
  • JayEnder Dude I absolutely love your name and avi combo lol
    June 15 06:58 AM
  • SteakByrnes ya true we do lol, been a wild season so far
    June 5 05:04 PM
  • SteakByrnes I?ve been just chillin lol haven?t gone on sput much past few weeks, just been taking a mini break of sorts while I wait for other things to come out that I can join in on. My brother moved back to town so I?ve been hanging out with him too lol
    June 5 01:38 PM
  • Trebor. I actually own one of those manatee tea holders
    June 3 06:03 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Sorry mate, I?m terrible at checking my shouts. Yeah I think that?s a good idea tbh! I?ll float it in the discord a lil later on and see if it gains any traction :]
    May 30 03:42 PM
  • tyman128 You got discord or anything that we can talk on to make life easier than using the Sput shoutbox? lol
    May 28 09:19 PM
  • tyman128 Dude, I'm so so down for that!
    May 28 09:17 PM
  • MarsKid Hell yes! It's a cool underground find that's like part-nu-metalcore movement, part-early 2000s Counterparts, and part modern beatdown-inspired -core like Boundaries. I have like 3 reviews in my queue so good chance I don't get the time to cover it, think someone 100% should though.
    May 28 03:34 PM
  • MarsKid Hmmm I'd like to see what you think of Centralya - That Which Feeds on Life.
    May 28 12:51 PM
  • MarsKid Say less, fam! What vibe are ya feelin
    May 26 03:06 PM
  • MarsKid Ooo a drummer! Do you have any projects? And also come jam Siul Hughes with me, the thread is lonely :^(
    May 23 02:52 PM
  • MarsKid Used to sing too! Was never particularly good at it, but did chorus all the way through senior year of HS. Kinda regret it in some ways, had a lotta good memories though. Can't trade those.
    May 22 11:39 AM
  • MarsKid I fell out of love with it, then Covid happened. My sibling encouraged me to get involved again, so four years later, here we are! I'm excited to get back to it. But also like, I love prog and power metal, I thought me being a nerd/having theater kid energy was obvious lmao
    May 20 09:00 PM
  • MarsKid Love's Labour's Lost. Shakespeare, baby lol
    May 19 08:22 PM
  • MarsKid Doing well! Have theater rehearsals coming up next month which is exciting, other than that I'm chillin and doing my usual writing and such!
    May 18 04:06 PM
  • Trebor. I live in Winnetka right now which sucks. It's far away from everything. Where do you live?
    May 18 12:44 AM
  • MarsKid My man, how goes life?
    May 17 08:54 PM
  • MiloRuggles Not yet compadre. Haven't had much opportunity for listening (though my playlist keeps growing). Will check in once I have!
    May 16 10:41 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Still waiting on the roundtable shiz being posted, then we can probably confer about something new. Nothing really going off at the moment, they're still finalising the tim hecker countdown. Not much else to report sadly!
    May 16 03:05 PM
  • Trebor. I'm out here being poor in LA
    May 16 03:09 AM
  • SteakByrnes Yea I do lol I keep meaning to jam it, I jammed some of their stuff years ago and liked it
    May 15 01:57 PM
  • Purpl3Spartan Mmmm perhaps
    May 15 06:56 AM
  • Purpl3Spartan Check soulkeeper
    May 14 10:52 PM
  • Purpl3Spartan Bet
    May 12 07:06 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Smae man it?s well outside my wheelhouse :L nb tho man you?re v welcome
    April 25 03:10 PM
  • PumpBoffBag The good folks on the Discord are doing a ballot for top 10 Tim Hecker songs if you fancy pitching in?
    April 25 11:48 AM
  • Ryus hmu @ sunshower22@proton.me much appreciated!
    April 21 12:39 PM
  • MarsKid Anytime my man! The ol' shoutbox is always open.
    April 20 03:07 PM
  • MarsKid Homie, why would you ever subject yourself to Attack Attack??
    April 20 12:06 PM
  • Ryus thanks muchly i will be staying in west hollywood now. any food/music/things to do recs around there (or in LA in general)? :]
    April 19 10:40 PM
  • Purpl3Spartan Sad days, we?ll have to pen in a time to do a collab review
    April 17 08:51 AM
  • Ryus oh no haha love when that happens. where would u recommend staying?
    April 17 03:45 AM
  • PumpBoffBag true dat. thanks for cheerleading for me man, much appreciated
    April 12 07:04 PM
  • PumpBoffBag :'] thanks a bunch man. Think I leant a bit too hard into the reminiscence when I read the others, but thats still great to hear
    April 12 02:38 PM
  • fogza thanks to you for taking part, it was a pleasure for me to see this happen :-)
    April 11 07:09 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Drops tomorrow I believe mate :] watch this space
    April 9 03:49 PM
  • MarsKid If none of that works, your body and mind might be telling you to rest for a sec. That's not a bad thing! Channel your creativity elsewhere and let it flow, eventually the inspiration comes back around.
    April 8 06:44 PM
  • MarsKid Hmm, I see. That sucks, and I definitely know the feeling. There are a few ways to work through it though! I find that a good jump-start is to write about an older album that is a 5 for you, since you presumably feel super passionate about. It can help rejuvenate your love for music and reviewing! Otherwise, try to toy with different formats or funny intros, reviewing styles, voices, etc.
    April 8 06:42 PM
  • MarsKid Sure thing! What's on your mind?
    April 8 12:27 PM
  • PumpBoffBag I?ve emailed across the staff dibs document to you, will probably help in the future. Don?t know why I didn?t think to send it earlier but here we are :L
    March 31 09:44 AM
  • JesperL haha hell yeah dude, thanks!
    March 31 07:47 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Been called already I?m afraid
    March 30 05:54 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Done mate. I'll report back if no one claims
    March 30 05:20 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Your piece has been published mate, in case you hadn?t already noticed :]
    March 28 02:29 AM
  • fogza Oh and the other difference is I bet you're a good drummer and I never got beyond being a beginner paint by numbers strummer of the guitar
    March 23 07:46 AM
  • fogza Yeah, it's great, almost makes me re-evaluate LP. I can relate to your story 100% except my aggro band was Nirvana
    March 23 07:41 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Not a worry bro I?ll hold off till Friday then have a check and if you?ve not had a chance I?ll sneak some in. Have any specific preferences off the top of your head jic?
    March 22 09:15 AM
  • PumpBoffBag I believe they?ll start tinkering with the layout and getting it ready for publication over the weekend so as long as it?s done by then it?s all gravy
    March 21 01:49 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Yeah pretty sure they?ll hash out the formatting as they see fit- I think it?s mostly just about inserting the content where you?d like the breaks to be
    March 21 11:20 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Or making a Spotify playlist to insert is also an option
    March 20 09:58 PM
  • PumpBoffBag The overlords want to break up the text in our formative pieces- if you could insert some YouTube links where you?d like breaks to be, or even some personal photos relating to the piece that?d be cash. Lmk if you need me to resend the docs :]
    March 20 09:53 PM
  • Atari have you heard The Second Longest Driveway in Indiana yet (the previous album by Dad Hats)? production is lacking the punch of the new album but definitely more guitar twinkles if that's your thing
    March 16 04:02 PM
  • PumpBoffBag No that's all for now mate, just waiting on the stragglers (including me) now before publication. Will shout if anything changes :]
    March 12 11:05 AM
  • tyman128 Yo, been loving your output of reviews recently brotha! Checking out that Dad Hats album you reviewed and digging it so far
    March 7 08:07 PM
  • PumpBoffBag mate I genuinely loved reading that. I seriously need to improve the quality of my own piece if that's the standard, top job. I've popped your answers into the interview doc as well, FYI
    March 4 11:00 PM
  • PumpBoffBag I got u fam, I'll do it when I get home today :]
    March 4 10:15 AM
  • PumpBoffBag Safe, got it. Will send you the links when I get home a lil later today
    March 2 11:32 AM
  • PumpBoffBag We?ve got templates for the interview/ formative feature ting now, if you want to shout me an email address I can link them to you. Will straight away after
    March 1 01:48 PM
  • PumpBoffBag No bother mate will pass that along
    February 26 01:18 PM
  • PumpBoffBag Yeah course man :) you?ve not missed a great deal- at the moment there?s a little poll going for a feature we?re all going to do. At the moment the choice is a roundtable interview, a Deftones discography feature, or a piece where we all contribute on a release/ band that served as a formative introduction to our musical tastes (eg: like the first band/ record we heard that wasn?t introduced to us by parents etc). If you want to shout me with which you like the sound of I?ll put it on Discord
    February 25 07:18 PM
  • PumpBoffBag sure mate what you need?
    February 24 06:43 PM
  • MarsKid Well I hope things settle down for you my man, I definitely know things can get hectic out of nowhere. Just take it all a day at a time.
    February 16 04:24 PM
  • MarsKid You've now been a trib for a lil bit! How ya feeling?
    February 16 12:32 AM
  • Sowing You should be able to create an account without jumping through too many hoops, but let me know if you need help!
    February 13 02:45 PM
  • JesperL just dropping by to be yet another person telling you to apply for contrib hehe
    January 23 10:02 PM
  • Purpl3Spartan [3] m/
    January 23 09:42 PM
  • tyman128 "I better see a Contributor application in the near future" [2] hard
    January 23 04:17 PM
  • MarsKid Aps usually open up every February, so keep yer eyes peeled.
    January 19 11:35 AM
  • MarsKid Look at you getting all these features! I better see a Contributor application in the near future...
    January 18 06:43 PM
  • Egarran Aww all is forgiven. And who knows, I might have loved it! Sometimes these gambles pay off.
    January 1 12:46 PM
  • Purpl3Spartan lol bet I'll have to listen to it. Sorry I just haven't been very active on the site or on music listening recently
    November 26 09:45 PM
  • Purpl3Spartan Oooo heck yeah for sure
    November 13 01:47 PM
  • pizzamachine Will do. thumb up Emoji!
    October 31 03:51 PM
  • pizzamachine Fair. Negs suck, but if you believe the review is well written then thats all that really matters. Just keep pushing through if you believe in what you do. Believe in yourself, in short. You got this. :]
    October 31 02:48 PM
  • pizzamachine Why do you have a crisis mate?
    October 31 01:02 PM
  • pizzamachine Np brother
    September 23 02:39 PM
  • pizzamachine I have critiqued your review in the forums as requested. ;)
    September 23 09:28 AM
  • MarsKid Best thing you can do is what you're already doing, which is write, write, write, and write. Ask for critique on the forums, see how you can improve, all that stuff. Bonus points if you're an active presence and you can cover multiple genres.
    September 18 01:16 PM
  • MarsKid Did you ask me about trib status? I never got back but I also don't see the comment anymore, maybe I imagined it lol
    September 18 03:45 AM
  • MyNameIsPencil lmao I had a feeling seattle was going to win after how sunday went. i just have to rely on the niners to not be afraid of geno smith. it's a risky proposition.
    September 17 05:04 PM
  • MarsKid Geno honest-to-goodness Smith is a starting QB in 2022 and out-dueled Russel Wilson, nothing makes sense anymore.
    September 14 12:48 PM
  • MarsKid Lol fingers crossed my man, it could easily go either way.
    September 11 03:18 PM
  • sevEn Not my taste but is nice to read another perspective. Great review
    September 10 06:23 AM
  • MarsKid I'm sorry friendo, that was uuuuggglllyyyy.
    September 9 10:23 AM
  • MarsKid Nuh uh. Tomorrow isn't the day. TODAY IS THE DAY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    September 8 10:30 AM
  • Purpl3Spartan Dig the new pfp glad you found one you like
    September 5 06:30 AM
  • pizzamachine Yeah Sput is pretty glitchy lol
    August 10 02:14 PM
  • pizzamachine No probs, good luck with the deadlines man.
    August 10 02:13 PM
  • pizzamachine You wanted to find new music? I recommend scrolling through peoples? ratings of 2022 music on their profile. Check mine out, I?ve listened to a lot this year. :)
    August 9 01:10 PM

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