alienobserver
mcboinkerton the third
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Reviews 4
Approval 86%

Soundoffs 18
Album Ratings 109
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-18 12:28 am
Joined 05-28-15

Forum Posts 0
Review Comments 4,494

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  • Frippertronics I've shilled and peddled Scary Monsters around for years for a very good reason lmoa
    June 17 09:32 PM
  • Frippertronics lmao I don't even remember, I just saw the "album is very underrated" comment in the thread
    June 17 05:05 PM
  • Frippertronics epic flipflop my friend
    June 17 03:02 AM
  • Frippertronics I see that cheeky 1 on Lodger boyo
    June 16 08:12 PM
  • 110 ehh he's a good kid
    May 13 12:31 AM
  • 110 nah this his dad
    May 12 11:42 PM
  • 110 bruh I'm livingthrowaway lmao
    May 10 10:25 PM
  • 110 my mans
    May 9 12:48 PM
  • Dedes Good to hear man! Not sure how big on DJ/hip hop stuff you are but if you ever get the chance jam Kaleidoscope- Dj Okawari. Definitely good s*** to mellow out to.
    December 6 05:11 PM
  • Dedes Hey man, I know we haven't really interacted but I hope s***s goin' well. I don't really have much to say because I haven't really experienced a major loss like that but I'm sure it doesn't feel great so hang in there my man.
    December 6 05:00 PM
  • Futures hey man my dog passed last year. it's so rough to see something you love so much die slowly. it happened so fast. hang in there.
    December 4 08:07 PM
  • Frippertronics mcBoinkerton the third, the one and only
    November 2 02:17 AM
  • Frippertronics mcBoinkerton the third, the one and only
    November 2 02:16 AM
  • nocuffin being frank, none.
    October 20 09:13 PM
  • Futures hello son
    October 10 01:53 AM
  • ianblxdsoe where'd you go dude
    August 11 09:54 AM
  • EphemeralEternity no doubt. i need to find more like it. but i think i have my work cut out pretty good
    May 21 04:57 PM
  • EphemeralEternity username
    May 21 04:44 PM
  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=174557 \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 09:59 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: http://poleyounger.bandcamp.com/album/go-daylight \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 09:59 AM
  • 50iL Aight thanks mane
    April 2 11:59 PM
  • 50iL Yo, know where I can get Fishman's music? They look really good
    April 2 04:46 AM
  • EliteTaste babe
    April 1 12:48 AM
  • allah na idk if that's why i'm banned. im pretty sure..but not totally sure. besides on principle they shouldnt care what artist i hate. i like this name more tbh
    March 19 03:57 AM
  • allah bruh it was a joke smh
    March 19 03:55 AM
  • allah yeah talktothehead/angryalchemist/ALA. why am i s*** : ( ?
    March 19 03:51 AM
  • allah thank you bb,allah loves alien observers btw
    March 19 03:48 AM
  • allah thank you thank you
    March 19 03:43 AM
  • EliteTaste I woke up at a friends place covered in blood. all I know.
    March 19 12:30 AM
  • EliteTaste yeah i'll try. the stains are lookin dried in af tho. blood all over my af1s too lmao. must've been turnt last night.
    March 18 11:26 PM
  • EliteTaste not really. hair's clumped up like a bitch and this is my only good white tee.
    March 18 11:15 PM
  • EliteTaste there's blood all through my hair and all over my shirt. : ( any idea how to get it out?
    March 18 11:10 PM
  • EliteTaste I WANT TOOO BURY YOUUU NEXT TO MEEE YEAAHH IT'S TRUUUEE I'LL BE BLUUEE NEXT TO YOUUU UP IN HEAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN
    March 18 11:04 PM
  • EliteTaste YOUUU
    March 18 10:45 PM
  • Frippertronics Nah, just reccing the superior album first
    March 18 10:41 PM
  • Frippertronics Ghost Tropic first, Magnolia next dude
    March 18 06:50 PM
  • SteveOffProbation it bangs idc
    March 15 01:27 AM
  • talktothehead might as well just **** a wound with that description
    February 27 04:54 PM
  • talktothehead What does a vagina feel like?
    February 26 08:00 PM
  • SteveOffProbation dude idk, I went into it fully expecting to hate it to death but from the start those expectations were blown out of the water. only problem I'd say is that his kinda yelling singing voice gets kinda monotonous after a while, but other than that, got DAM
    January 3 05:48 PM
  • SteveOffProbation gayniggacore is my new favorite genre thenseriously that mix tape is better than anything drake put out
    January 3 04:55 PM
  • SteveOffProbation I
    December 18 09:51 PM
  • SteveOffProbation they're the same as my old ones minus front bottoms pulp fiction soundtrack
    December 18 06:17 PM
  • YakNips check out newest fog lake if u haven't
    November 21 05:42 PM
  • uhh do it no balls
    November 7 03:03 AM
  • Gyromania U wot m8?
    November 6 02:48 AM
  • oltnabrick https://goropsy6.bandcamp.com/album/drawing-pictures-in-the-dark-because-i-miss-you-2
    November 4 04:39 PM
  • uhh last two didn't have it 5'd smh
    October 27 01:40 PM
  • uhh 4 in a month yeeeet
    October 27 01:31 PM
  • ourgoodfriend I hardly can either
    October 24 03:00 PM
  • Frippertronics Same brotha, classic fugazi av
    October 20 06:35 PM
  • YakNips i luv u
    October 11 05:26 AM
  • Asdfp277 it's been good, september is when this year started being decent for everyone it seems
    October 10 10:46 PM
  • boolin sorr for gettin on u for a total of two commentsglad yuoure back :*}
    October 6 05:19 PM
  • onionbubs What is torts' kik?
    October 5 02:31 PM
  • boolin yea i got banned
    October 3 03:16 PM
  • iloveyouall https://www.facebook.com/ydoibotherfrtho
    October 1 09:41 PM
  • iloveyouall smoooch : *
    September 28 08:35 PM
  • iloveyouall new supersilent on friday if u interested
    September 27 07:47 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup care to share your poem by way of a list or some post?
    September 26 01:11 PM
  • Snide Hey man, it's Snide. I just dropped my new album if you wanna jam it - http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1075139
    September 22 11:07 PM
  • onionbubs oh thats the worst when your dad plays something around you over and over and over again lol. i totally get how that would ruin something haha its why i havent rated anything from bruce springsteen my parents ruined that for me and i think some of those albums have fixed ratings so i actually cant lol
    September 16 05:45 PM
  • onionbubs by any chance, why is make yourself a 1? just saw that and now im curious
    September 16 05:32 PM
  • Snake. damn right m/
    September 3 07:56 PM
  • lazyeye hey thanks so much dude! hopefully this is all behind me now. just nice to be living worry free for the time being at least.
    June 29 09:46 PM
  • lazyeye i'm sorry son how are u
    June 29 09:36 PM
  • lazyeye hi heavydirtysoul
    June 29 09:24 PM
  • iloveyouall nice supersilent 5 fam.
    June 11 12:03 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Dont make fun of me ;(
    June 9 11:46 PM
  • Cygnatti great user name btw :]
    June 4 05:20 AM
  • TVC15 "I looked up "homie mystle" and couldn't find anything" I remember this list very well lmao
    May 27 03:09 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Ask Me Tomorrow is unbelievably good. Honestly I don't know how much you're ever around but damn man I wanted to know that you really came through with that one. Fantastic. Thanks
    May 21 05:26 AM
  • iloveyouall luv u 2 bb doll
    May 10 12:23 AM
  • torts PLEASE
    May 3 03:20 PM
  • torts you gotta Kik ;)
    May 1 10:57 PM
  • ASnideReturnsReturns Bruh
    April 10 08:13 PM
  • Cygnatti tru s***
    March 22 02:58 PM
  • Cygnatti Wtf bruh what hap'd?
    March 22 12:03 AM
  • torts DX
    March 17 03:07 AM
  • torts LITERALLY EVERYONE OMG I'LL FIND THREADS
    March 3 12:26 AM
  • torts WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IDIOY I'VE BEEN GETTING DESTROYED HERE WITHOUT YOU
    March 2 05:42 PM
  • DropdeadWHA Do u still live
    March 1 05:33 PM
  • blatho blatho here mweeeeaaahh
    February 26 12:26 AM
  • basikchanL actually nvm you need to start with finally rich then back from the dead then almighty so then sorry 4 the weight then nobody then almighty dp 1
    February 23 10:55 PM
  • basikchanL check my list go 1-end
    February 23 10:52 PM
  • onionbubs lol your name is hilarious man. shame the whole thing doesnt fit
    February 18 12:07 AM
  • LotusFlower Not actually, no. It's not a genre I'm familiar with in any way.
    February 2 09:23 PM
  • LotusFlower LISTEN TO KILLING TIME.
    February 2 06:56 PM
  • Snake. i'm really sad i can't help it mane
    January 15 02:11 PM
  • ProwlerInTheYard honestly fam rep for thinking blazing fires is 5/5. glad to see im not the only one here who knows its a GOAT album
    January 12 04:43 AM
  • WilhelmBlack You are cool man, sorry I get very moody 6 am in the morning.
    January 6 09:00 PM
  • WilhelmBlack Why the low rating for the new Bowie album man? Have you listened to Bowie before? If you haven't, you shouldn't really grade it because you really need to listen to Bowie before you can grade him accurately to be honest. Also, I would not listen to a new album by a band to get into them first but ce la vie.
    January 6 08:47 AM
  • HeckToPay lowkey chelsea grin is the best band ever bro. meet me in the pit
    December 23 07:26 PM
  • TheMagicalBlender A metal band that included three members of the site, Sowders, TheSonomaDude, and FlyheadMetal, and they were notorious for being awful supposedly. CoTE stands for Cult of Tomorrows End. They made one album.
    December 18 04:50 PM
  • HeckToPay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
    December 18 01:09 AM
  • HeckToPay hurry up with my damn croissant
    December 17 11:15 PM
  • SachikoM but I'm not...
    December 17 10:21 PM
  • SachikoM I don't think you quite understand...
    December 17 10:05 PM
  • HeckToPay jews aren't allowed in my shoutbox
    December 17 01:36 AM
  • HeckToPay you're my favorite deputy
    December 17 12:27 AM
  • hal1ax ya i mean there are flaws in all of my 5s. i don't think objectivity really exists. u shoulda gotta rep those 5z playaaaa. **** these puss1es
    December 16 07:09 PM
  • hal1ax lol what do u mean not objectively a 5 but a 5?? nikka if u think its a 5 its a 5, don't tip toe around my baby squirrel friend
    December 16 06:59 PM
  • Tyler. did you get a name change or something
    December 15 09:21 PM
  • YakNips nah i jammed that when it came out cause i was a big fan of the first ojne EP but never rated that thing cause i didn't think it was in the database. pretty disappointed that ojne aren't exceptional anymore tbh
    December 15 08:46 AM
  • HeckToPay you're so pretty dont let anyone tell you otherwise babe
    December 15 12:34 AM
  • torts why is sports at a
    December 12 04:08 PM
  • Snake. you bet
    December 12 05:30 AM
  • YakNips nah i haven't put on usurp in a while, love them tho
    December 11 06:38 PM
  • YakNips nice modern baseball rating and bad glow pt 2 rating
    December 11 06:25 PM
  • torts you gotta start telling me when you get new accounts I had 0 clue who ypu were and I just thought you were a dick lmao
    December 11 01:48 PM
  • HeckToPay same fam cuh lmao no chill savage
    December 10 02:40 AM
  • HeckToPay eat my whole ass tbh fam imo
    December 10 01:02 AM
  • hal1ax in kno im fukkin up man. teach me memes preez
    December 10 12:51 AM
  • Mendelbrak desthhpicable!
    December 8 07:21 PM
  • Mort. theyre both 5s for me. Nice Cerulean 5 tho, good ****ing album
    December 6 10:32 PM
  • Mort. cant believe you 2d DBM2 tho wow hurts man
    December 6 10:27 PM
  • torts ): meanie
    December 6 10:17 AM
  • torts what can i say, i am what the kids call, "a quality user"
    December 6 01:38 AM
  • Asdfp277 yeah, and the influences are done more tactfully. songs are decent, it has an urgency, it' banal but the aesthetic is well-done; now she's just a mainstream-pop caricature of herself imo
    December 6 01:24 AM
  • SachikoM but for real you weren't on any list, i just like to keep track of the good users around here (since they are so ****ing few).
    December 6 01:08 AM
  • SachikoM 'mediocre af users who want to be cool like me'
    December 6 01:06 AM
  • Asdfp277 and it was not bad! it's the best grimes for sure
    December 6 01:03 AM
  • SachikoM I dunno g, I'll put you on the "reserved list". tell me when you're into the real filthy stuff (i.e. no coast or finnish scenes)...
    December 6 01:02 AM
  • SachikoM sweet. all that needs to happen now is for you to get into PE and noise... then you'll be permanently bookmarked as one of the "good ones". ;)
    December 6 12:43 AM
  • SachikoM woah, you been listenin' to real s***, huh?
    December 6 12:19 AM
  • wtferrothorn hey man if you thought that Bully record was some cute girl garage rock, you should check Hinds.
    December 3 12:23 AM
  • SachikoM I'm pretty sure you could stream them not the label's website (trente oiseaux), although that site may be out of date. Hit that up, and if you have no luck, I'll hit you up with a dl link.
    November 29 03:18 AM
  • ChronicSmiler Damn. That's a great story. I definitely feel a connection to her as well. She is one of the major inspirations for the music that I make, and the fact that she makes everything herself, and keeps full creative control over who she is is beautiful.
    November 28 04:13 PM
  • ChronicSmiler Thanks for the kind words on my review, man. I really appreciate it, and it inspires me to write more.Hope you're doing great! I see that you really dig Grimes, who is one of my favorite artists, and Visions is a jam for sure. What do you love about her?
    November 28 03:37 PM
  • YakNips i hit 1000 grouper scrobbles for all of us
    November 28 01:08 AM
  • YakNips good name change yo
    November 27 08:36 PM
  • hal1ax lol ya i find new s*** like that too but i discovered jaala from a p4k review. check it u might digzz it breh
    November 26 10:58 PM
  • hal1ax yo heavy u listen to the new Jaala record yet? Jaala~Hard Hold. came out like a week ago. pretty dope. pop/neo-soul
    November 26 10:01 PM
  • Jom If the name doesn't port over to the reviews site in about 12-24 hours, try clearing your cookies/cache and re-logging in. Cheers!
    November 25 02:37 AM
  • DropdeadWHA your grimes review is cute x
    November 24 06:43 PM
  • HeckToPay you gotta problem with that?
    November 15 07:47 PM
  • Sinternet I'm actually embarrassed that I even listened to it, it was just as awful as I expected.
    November 13 05:27 PM
  • Futures now listen to jimmy eat world- clarity
    November 12 03:33 AM
  • Futures that's awesome i'm glad. just can't believe it took you that long lol
    November 12 03:28 AM
  • YakNips nah it's ok like a 6/10 and got some good tunes but ur lying to urself with that 5
    November 12 03:23 AM
  • YakNips art angles SUCKED
    November 12 03:21 AM
  • Futures 5d in rainbows already damn haha
    November 12 03:19 AM
  • DropdeadWHA u kno it. hope your day has been ok
    November 9 11:21 PM
  • DropdeadWHA ye man, you show them that grimes love, we gotta stick together u kno. cold world n stuff.
    November 9 01:13 PM
  • DropdeadWHA ur cool
    November 8 01:05 PM
  • Futures oh no. oh no. oh no. help me fam
    November 1 11:37 PM
  • Futures error what is this lmao
    November 1 11:31 PM
  • Archael Dude I love me some std ;) also you should jam lifetime - jerseys best dancers. Hugely influential to pop punk and melodic hardcore. Std's can't slow down is basically them worshipping lifetime. Give a whirl. :]
    November 1 05:24 PM
  • Archael I mean duh. Nice smremmlife rating btw ;)
    November 1 05:14 PM
  • Flugmorph Haha thats how to make friends as a metal head or smth hahahaha
    November 1 02:38 PM
  • Futures i need u to listen to this http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=46025 love it and 5 it tbh
    October 26 08:38 AM
  • YakNips yea
    October 26 01:21 AM
  • Futures The real question here is why the **** you want "trendy" music because trendy implies that the trend will end implying that the music has little staying power implying that it's not all that good in the first place implying that you shouldn't bother.
    October 25 11:37 PM
  • torts hmu on snapchat at kushmemes for more relatable attila snaps woopwoop cryong emoji 100 emoji skull emoji
    October 25 08:15 PM
  • jorgerodrigoallen who tf are you
    October 25 06:43 PM
  • Futures wow ur ronnieradke when did you become not a fag tbh
    October 24 07:46 PM
  • SachikoM I'm not even sure if the dudes in artery eruption are playing the same song half of the time. Incoherent slams plus asynchronous blasts and fills make for a disorienting ride. To quote a review of Gouging Out the Eyes of Mutilated Infants, "This band is so gloriously incompetent that their music almost begins to resemble some kind of high-art abstraction; every song sounds like it is in the process of falling apart. It's like they're the Storm and Stress of slam or something."
    October 23 10:18 PM
  • SachikoM I feel like the one band that will really test you out will be artery eruption (and to a lesser extent cephalotripsy). That s*** is as boneheaded as it comes.
    October 23 10:01 PM
  • SachikoM Of course it's ridiculous, it is potentially the dumbest music known to man. It is glorious. :D
    October 23 09:41 PM
  • SachikoM Devourment is not essential for it's influence. Also, babykiller is THE slam song.
    October 23 09:34 PM
  • SachikoM I have a feeling that it won't be a matter of IF you hate it, rather a question of WHEN you will hate it.
    October 23 09:29 PM
  • SachikoM That motW 5 has me thinking that wiggerdom was not made for you...
    October 23 09:22 PM
  • Futures Thanks for the support!
    October 22 10:51 PM
  • ASnideReturns Thanks for the support though, it's nice to get props on here from people for the way that a good portion of the userbase treats me.
    October 22 09:07 AM
  • ASnideReturns I used to care about users insulting me way long ago, but then I realized that those commenting on my things just ends up as more google pages and more click results for my music. So I just decided to rationalize people who complain about my music as a business expense.
    October 22 08:58 AM
  • torts i do so much minus their last album
    October 20 01:57 AM
  • SachikoM ugh
    October 19 10:40 AM
  • SachikoM we're here for COOL and FUN tech death not ur NERDY and LAME minimalism
    October 19 09:43 AM
  • sixdegrees Grow a pair and stop hiding behind a computer screen u coward http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1065994.jpg
    October 17 11:56 PM
  • Futures this is me http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1065232.jpg
    October 16 08:38 PM
  • Futures i was scum of the earth even before posting on /mu/ tbh
    October 15 09:49 PM
  • Futures hold me
    October 15 09:44 PM
  • torts .lol-torts
    October 14 12:49 AM
  • Futures i like u tho good user
    October 12 11:06 PM
  • Futures melon its ok i love u
    October 12 10:53 PM
  • Futures wait ur melonade too aren't u
    October 12 09:04 PM
  • Futures hahahahhahahhaa. i feel like i know u. who are u
    October 12 08:56 PM
  • Futures 39 is my jam right now., Shame there aren't any other Playstaioncore bands,
    October 12 08:50 PM
  • SachikoM Ok, these are more along the lines of PE/death industrial than you probably want (I don't know much industrial rock/metal), so anyways: Propergol - Renegade, Converter - Shock Front (is might be the sort of thing you're looking for???), Operation Cleansweep - Powerhungry, Genocide Organ - Leichenlinie, Anna Gardeck - Bondage Women (maybe this too???), Winterkalte - Structures of Destruction, GNAWED - Despiser, Controlled Bleeding - Phlegm Bag Spattered. I can give you more but that's a start.
    October 11 02:35 AM
  • SachikoM Oh, sorry, my bad. I thought you were taking the piss. Everyone seems to be playing with me these days. It makes me grumpy. I'll be back to you with recs in a minute. :]
    October 11 02:27 AM
  • SachikoM You're not serious, are you?
    October 11 02:10 AM
  • torts hahahaha **** its so true tho
    October 11 01:58 AM
  • torts lol shhhhhhhhh dont tell mods, i dont want a ban #12
    October 11 01:56 AM
  • Futures Commodorecore (Sid-Metal)
    October 11 01:54 AM
  • Ryus yeah great album agreed
    October 9 07:25 PM
  • Snake. check somebody else's shoutbox that isn't mine thanks
    October 7 10:42 PM
  • Snake. i don't care what you think tbh
    October 4 05:21 PM
  • BMDrummer heard it and it rules
    September 22 12:30 AM
  • iReturnToDust makes sense. i wish you luck in your endeavors in your tiny pee pee world
    September 22 12:24 AM
  • iReturnToDust why do u gotta bully me
    September 22 12:02 AM
  • iReturnToDust i normally would diss your 5's but you seem chill so idc
    September 21 11:17 PM
  • YakNips i had an ok go song stuck in my head then a wilco song and now a btmi song and now its time to shower
    August 24 08:05 PM
  • Ryus me too
    August 23 07:52 PM
  • Ryus hes cool
    August 20 11:13 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot it's pretty heinous tbh but you can take solace in knowing that I loved new chelsea wolfe
    August 14 08:13 PM
  • Asdfp277 just giving it the correct rating tbh
    July 16 03:23 AM
  • melnadaiid only things I'm salty about is yr ratm 5 tbh
    June 30 12:54 AM
  • melnadaiid but how dare u call the song watered down I'll fight u
    June 20 12:58 PM
  • melnadaiid ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that would make a lot of sense lmao
    June 20 12:57 PM
  • melnadaiid actually can't tell if yr a bud or not lmaoo
    June 20 12:53 PM

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