CaimanJesus
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Last Active 04-23-17 4:56 am
Joined 12-25-14

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  • coneren live close to kamloops just seeing if you wanted to hit up the dutchess but i guess you cant yet
    April 14 09:12 PM
  • coneren hello how old are you
    April 10 09:59 PM
  • Drifter Good Dred Scot rating
    February 20 01:03 AM
  • Aberf Guess you don't use Soulseek? Well, I have a rar. But it's an entire discography here. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6heFe1VUM7QQ3JiVzhpUENJQTA
    February 10 01:13 AM
  • Kingdedethenineth well it is much less acceptable than mechanophilia i can tell you that much
    January 17 08:34 AM
  • Kingdedethenineth are you asking for a friend?
    January 17 04:04 AM
  • BlackMalachite For sure I'll drop some recs in a bit
    January 15 01:15 AM
  • tacos n stuff Oh snap, ill check that in a few, good looking out Caiman!
    January 15 12:18 AM
  • woooo! thanks for holding the contest man. hope you found a lotta goodies
    December 26 05:08 PM
  • BlackMalachite Love you fam
    December 16 06:43 AM
  • sixdegrees ok ill drop a rec
    December 14 02:45 AM
  • Chortles u weren't joking
    December 10 04:56 AM
  • 50iL Wooo sweet dude
    December 7 05:12 AM
  • BlackMalachite I hit you with a rec my dude
    December 4 03:33 AM
  • Artuma it's a good site to see what's going on in the hockey world. the mods are such nazis though.
    November 15 04:45 AM
  • Artuma yeee that's sput going hf
    November 15 01:42 AM
  • Drifter Nice Take Care rating (:
    October 19 11:36 PM
  • neekafat Yo Caiman! Not sure if you saw but round two is up!http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?mode=1
    October 5 12:27 AM
  • BlackMalachite I don't use the site, but I'm going to reply to the thread just once to give some clarity. I'm kinda depressed
    September 1 05:35 PM
  • cosmopazz http://poleyounger.bandcamp.com/album/polo-youngings-has-died-in-a-car-crash
    September 1 10:47 AM
  • FullOfSounds https://discord.gg/b9jTgPn Just a server, it's basically the new Skype but better.
    August 5 07:54 PM
  • FullOfSounds Sometimes. We're all on the Sput Discord these days, lemme know if ya want the link for that
    August 5 03:11 AM
  • FullOfSounds are u dead
    August 2 09:13 PM
  • DrGonzo1937 Thanks man. I'll let you know when we drop next months song, if you want?
    April 27 08:41 AM
  • DrGonzo1937 My band's new song is out today if you wanna check it out. Let us know what you think if you do, bud, always up for hearing criticism.https://deepsands.bandcamp.com/album/theuntitledshortcut
    April 26 10:16 AM
  • Flugmorph lol i see. its an anime i currently watch and that i really love
    November 24 05:01 PM
  • Flugmorph lol why did you play the k-on outro on dub
    November 24 09:49 AM
  • Artuma i thought we were discussing capuano last night, not garth snow
    November 15 02:31 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa ZippaThaRIP
    November 10 03:53 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa #sad
    November 9 02:06 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Nah he's a good kid
    October 26 01:32 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Thanks! You should czecb out my one man electronic experimental collective: Black Malachite. I'm about to drop a Multi-EP compilation that early critics are calling "The Color Spectrum of awful music"
    October 18 11:34 AM
  • Artuma geez i hope so too. but apparently he's missing the next game because of flu so i guess there goes my fantasy league for this week oh well
    October 13 12:37 AM
  • Artuma but i'm feeling confident about my other picks. does price start though?
    October 12 11:50 PM
  • Artuma after. i just forgot about the whole thing
    October 12 11:49 PM
  • Artuma dang you missed this week but oh well, at least you found it. welcome on board bro
    October 12 11:08 PM
  • Artuma hey are you in the sportsnet fantasy hockey thing?
    October 12 08:38 PM
  • iloveyouall lol
    October 12 04:26 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa How are you gonna 'Guess what' me and then leave the room. THE ****
    October 11 05:31 AM
  • Sevengill you have no idea how excited I am for it
    September 21 12:03 AM
  • iloveyouall bruh, it only get better.
    September 19 05:34 AM
  • iloveyouall don't worry, i have more up my sleeve
    September 19 04:19 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Also trying to get some Swans under my belt
    September 19 04:09 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I'll definitely check out the rest.
    September 19 04:09 AM
  • iloveyouall it had run it's course i think
    September 19 03:44 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Hey dude thanks for the God Machine rec! Jammed some of the songs and it was amazing. Will check the rest tomorrow probably
    September 18 04:30 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist What you getting at buddy?
    September 9 01:57 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist lol.
    September 9 01:32 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ok. Well I'm not.
    September 9 01:27 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist What?
    September 9 01:19 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I meant that Warning album. Could have sworn there was a purple version of the cover.
    August 27 06:36 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist What's that purple covered album you keep recommending?
    August 27 05:52 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Then by all means, you can keep chugging the drinks down
    August 26 04:48 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I talked to someone and have gotten help. Thanks for the suggestion but I'm not taking up alcohol lol
    August 26 04:37 AM
  • Sevengill can I just hug you and cry on you for that please and thank you
    August 22 04:55 AM
  • Sevengill That was like, a couple weeks ago. I wish I could say I'm not still a man, but thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.
    August 22 04:49 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Y do you want me to be even more miserable and an alchoholic?
    August 22 04:23 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist hey! That's pretty close to a severe hardcore alcoholic!
    August 22 04:13 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I don't know at the time i was laughing my ass off at the ridiculous possess and wanted to share don't judge me m8
    August 22 04:03 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I look like these two people combined : http://realmenrealstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Mickey-Rooney-500.jpg and http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/18/14/375D552100000578-0-image-a-10_1471526071593.jpg
    August 22 04:00 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist i look like that guy : https://i.imgur.com/O7uKOq2.jpg
    August 22 03:57 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist White trash, correct.
    August 22 03:53 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Sorry, no pics from me hehe. But I'll give you a hint : I look nothing like that guy at all.
    August 22 03:50 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Honestly you look like you'd be a pretty happy person when you aren't doing a frowny face. Better than me, I either look like a baby or a serial killer just by how i angle my face.
    August 22 03:43 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I'm not afraid to admit i've been on the gay side of pornhub, actually someone on this site recommended it lol, so i win
    August 22 03:41 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine,What can I say I'm a natural ray if sunshine
    August 22 03:35 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Lol you're depressing me even more
    August 22 03:28 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I'm already nihilistic and sociopathic, but if it really does drown out the emotions even more, i'm seriously considering picking it up. Better than filling this site with emo suicidal s***.
    August 22 03:25 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist yea but im depressed all the times, so do you want me to drink all the time?
    August 22 03:21 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Scientifically speaking , it isn't debatable at all
    August 22 03:14 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I don't think it's good for you at 16
    August 22 03:07 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa You've done good work, Detective Jesus
    August 14 10:45 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist ok lol. sorry for filling up your shoutbox haha.
    August 14 07:29 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Y u so mean ;_; now i'm thinking about releasing the floods!
    August 14 07:19 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Dude omg..........right in the heart ;_; r.i.p.
    August 14 07:16 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist get my girlfriend out of your head you pervert
    August 14 07:08 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist you sicken me sir, I would never violate a beautiful flower like that.
    August 14 07:07 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I mean that could mean that i'm pissing on her, which isn't as bad for me.
    August 14 06:47 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Nice dude. I hope some day you can find someone you love so much you'd take a toilet practice for them ;)
    August 14 06:42 AM
  • CaimanJesus Getting rid of context
    August 14 06:31 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Maybe I meant metaphorically? As in, that's my fight to fight? :D you have no proof without context!
    August 14 06:11 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ok. But I don't like pee.
    August 14 06:09 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Checkmate atheists?
    August 14 06:05 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist "if i want to" Nice try bud
    August 14 05:55 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ok dude seriously that's off limits. That's MY piss to take if i want to. Don't make me go up there.
    August 14 05:47 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Well not MINE but your gf's if you had one or do have one idk. Lol this got super awkward. But yea, I wouldn't drink anyone's piss. Why is this even a question.
    August 14 05:43 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist well if you weren't "borderline asexual" and you were with someone you loved a lot would you do it?
    August 14 05:30 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ok that sounds like i'm saying I don't love her which isn't what I meant I just meant that we already talked about it and i'm 100% sure she's not into. Thank god.
    August 14 05:21 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I know you are but I wouldn't do that. That's disgusting. I mean, i would have to REALLY love someone to even consider that 1%.
    August 14 05:19 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Yea haha. "Please sh*t on my chest" lmao. I can't believe people like that sh*t stuff. But yeah, getting peed on? Ugh, disgusting.
    August 14 05:16 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I can make it TVC's shoutbox if you want haha. Ok , NO. I was not....I wasn't saying I have a...I wasn't drinking her... god dangit. That wasn't what i was trying to get at at all ;_;.
    August 14 05:11 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Lol no. Your shoutbox isn't TVC's.
    August 14 05:04 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Oh it was just funny, it was a really stupid quote from the thread when Zippa was asking me all those questions haha. Like idk, just sounds so childish and nihilistic. "Like..i've touched boobs and stuff". So dumb.
    August 14 04:56 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I've touched boobs and stuff
    August 13 04:06 PM
  • BADBOY thank you i will check it out!
    August 11 05:38 PM
  • Sinternet no amount of bribery will get rid of the image of ALA's first wank
    August 11 03:19 PM
  • BADBOY what is the best cult of luna album to check if im a fan of neurosis?
    August 11 01:07 AM
  • Snake. VVV miketunneyiscool123 posted that on my shoutbox last august
    August 10 02:50 AM
  • Snake. Dude. Leave me alone alright? Why the **** do you have to request a ban over me making a couple lists? Seriously, just leave me alone.
    August 10 02:49 AM
  • Snake. the oi-losers pretty much got fleeced lmao
    July 30 03:56 AM
  • Snake. yeah. why, you wanna call them a joke too?
    July 30 12:06 AM
  • Snake. lol the flyers are a joke
    July 29 05:40 PM
  • Snake. don't talk s*** about my hallsy!!!!!!!!
    July 29 04:10 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Well ya but I didn't even think about it in the first place. And I don't want to let go so easily honestly...
    July 27 03:24 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Same :( Ars inspired me to do it but it sounds kinda iffy .
    July 27 01:47 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Haha I think I'm just going to secretly date her so ... nevermind. Anyways hope you had a good day.
    July 26 11:32 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ah. I think I can understand that. Libido's aren't very consistent for me. Well I wish you the best in all your endeavors man!
    July 26 08:28 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ya. I'm pretty much comfortable without having one I think. Sorry for you if you do. That kind of sucks.
    July 26 08:13 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist What about you Caiman, how is your dating life?
    July 26 07:53 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I'm suprisingly taking it really well. She was my first girlfriend(though I'm probably not going to count an official 1 1/2 day as a real relationship), and I was so stupid I didn't get the signs till she pointed them out to me. Maybe i won't do the relationship thing for a while. I'm actually still really happy though. I don't know, it was really nice to have that short boost.
    July 26 07:49 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Like think about it, it would be sooo much worse if it was a fight between us then something forced on by people that are most likely bigoted.
    July 26 07:44 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Maybe more like because IM NOT. I can't tell if they geniunely thought that it was because I brainwashed her, or if they thought I was promoting it, or if they thought I was just bad for being atheist. I know they don't want her to be though, that's for sure. But I did not talk to her about it almost at all. She was an atheist before i even talked to her. Honestly though...I'm not THAT sad. Because...the only reason we broke up is some parent bulls***.
    July 26 07:43 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I mean, her parents acted like I somehow converted her to the evil ways of atheism in a day. I don't even know how her parents knew I was an atheist, wtf.
    July 26 07:34 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Oh did you like it? Well.....she's an atheist from Israel but...her parents are very conservative. It hurts but.....basically, my first girlfriend was taken away in a day because of her parents religious beliefs.
    July 26 07:15 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Ok. I'll stop taking up your shoutbox but thanks man! You're great!
    July 25 09:19 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Lol. I didn't know. I wish I didn't act so inmature on this site, most people irl consider me mature. But i'm so happy right now I could die happily. Something has changed and I don't htink i'll be s***posting in a long while. How did you even know about my suicide thing anyways? Random people have sent me condolenscenes and i only told TVC and a few others.
    July 25 09:11 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Thanks man I appreciate that! I'm excellent right now, I'm happier than I've been in so long. I'm sorry about the s***posting though. You're a good guy dude
    July 25 09:07 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist I'm excelllent ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    July 25 09:04 PM
  • iloveyouall finger me five ways to sunday.
    July 19 04:04 AM
  • iloveyouall tell your people to stop displacing and murdering Palestinians, pls and thx.
    July 18 10:08 PM
  • iloveyouall I have jewish friends, NOT BEING IRONIC
    July 18 09:50 PM
  • iloveyouall jam blackmoon warrior 88
    July 18 01:48 AM
  • Snide Hey, I figured you'd want to jump in on the fun considering once reviews start getting posted it's gonna be insane. Here's my debut album man - http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1075139
    July 7 02:55 AM
  • iloveyouall we ain't trippin' we lettin' off shots and they knooow
    June 28 12:24 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Oh ok cool thanks for letting me know
    June 26 12:36 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Who's the singer in your profile pic
    June 25 12:32 AM
  • CamiloG Man thanks for the artworks recommendation, pretty awesome art from Keller
    June 18 03:39 AM
  • iloveyouall I actually can never tell if you're serious about killing yourself or not.
    June 12 06:41 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Thanks :)
    June 9 03:05 PM
  • iloveyouall once i finish s***posting and get straight hds in my subjects this semester, i'm jumping off a bridge
    June 9 06:05 AM
  • PansexualSheepDragon http://www.quickmeme.com/user/todd.tanzosh.9 Die in the eternal flames of hell.
    June 8 02:36 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Still think im gay?
    June 8 05:54 AM
  • iloveyouall i forgot to add that you will crown blaze inside the winner of the tourney.
    June 7 01:44 AM
  • iloveyouall https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13113725_1718459161768592_1470504536_n.jpg
    June 6 06:47 AM
  • iloveyouall are you okay homie?
    June 6 05:44 AM
  • Cygnatti man, between my laptop breaking down and the blog links i used before being removed, i can't seem to find the rest. T_T i'm gonna go get soulseek tomorrow morning and see if i can get it for ya.
    May 17 06:09 AM
  • pizzamachine You will love the album, that is the pizzamachine guarantee :P
    April 25 11:41 PM
  • Sevengill just watched Rogue and it absolutely hit the spot. thanks man.
    April 23 01:53 AM
  • pizzamachine Dude, do it. Like, right now.
    March 17 06:22 PM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 27 05:28 AM
  • Britch2tiger Will be getting to modify the list w/ a Nothingface and Flaw album. Just gotta hear which are their best album(s).
    December 19 10:07 AM
  • Britch2tiger Your point on Nothingface - Yeah, you are certainly right. Five Pointe O pretty much can be interchanged w/ Nothingface's Violence (or Skeletons) album.
    December 19 09:39 AM
  • Snake. dustin byfuglien tbh
    November 10 01:30 AM

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