Snake.
Edgy rap-rock. Not my thing at all. Feel free to move to Venezuela if Capitalism bothers you idiots
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Soundoffs 126
News Articles 31
Band Edits + Tags 132
Album Edits 168

Album Ratings 4875
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Last Active 01-10-23 7:31 am
Joined 08-03-13

Review Comments 25,598

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  • Hyperion1001 i mean she was linked to the knicks job so maybe shes just hittin up the tristate after the interview lol
    August 9 12:07 AM
  • Hyperion1001 lol thats wild, in SC? or somewhere else?
    August 8 10:18 PM
  • Hyperion1001 i don?t read those reviews for a reason brother
    May 15 11:34 PM
  • Hyperion1001 excuse me
    May 15 10:46 PM
  • el_newg am i a ghost
    April 4 03:14 AM
  • ooh delilah that was a nice song thanks for sharing ;)
    April 4 03:13 AM
  • Trundle Yeah, I injured my big toe sparring like a decade ago, and now my feet are bone on bone, haven?t been able to walk more than two blocks for a year, it?s so painful I swear to god sometimes I just want to cut it off, but hey, at least now I know I have a doctor that shares the same concerns as I do,
    March 31 10:49 PM
  • Trundle yeah, i just saw the hematologist last wednesday, and she is quite literally a breath of fresh air, said to get blood work done periodically, my platelet's on my last test were 550, she said if it goes up another 50-100, then i would see her again and probably get the biopsy scheduled.
    March 31 09:43 PM
  • Trundle just tryin my best not to stress about everything, trying not to think about bone marrow biopsy's, it gets quite overwhelming, finished my prescription for painkillers last week, and as i predicted, my foot didn't just magically heal itself, i need a cane to get around these days, so it did just occur to me that my platelets probably just spiked causing all the swelling etc, thinking it's a perfect time to get a bloodtest
    March 31 09:21 PM
  • Futures sup brotha, hope you're well. thought this would be some emo but hey i love being considered as an expert for this album haha! i thought it was excellent! the dreamy haze is such a fresh spin on it, definitely fits even if it's brighter than the original. cool contrast. love the ending build, very well done. should i check out the solo stuff of day wave and hazel?
    December 16 08:09 PM
  • Trebor. Sick. I was just listening to them recently. I wish they would do a full comeback
    September 6 07:43 PM
  • Kompys2000 I appreciate it but i think some time fully away from sput stuff would be best, feel free to add me tho I'm kompy2k
    August 8 05:10 PM
  • Butkuiss Based Virginia Astley enjoyer too apparently. Good user.
    August 3 05:43 AM
  • Butkuiss Based Beverly Glenn-Copeland enjoyer
    July 31 02:39 AM
  • Artuma yea man **** that. was an absolutely magnificent site
    July 10 06:34 PM
  • Butkuiss Jerlemore exist? What da heck!
    May 16 08:37 AM
  • Futures definitely a ghost town, miss the good ol days. and yeah most emo revival just stinks lol. like there isn't any new mineral worship bands which is so odd to me. seems like the whole revival scene really dropped off in the past few years.
    May 10 10:52 PM
  • Futures good stuff let me know what you think if you get around to it! shame seems like all the emo love on this site is basically dead lol. even mineral threads are dead! sad times.
    May 10 10:02 PM
  • Futures ah you know me so well, this wasn't even on my mega list of emo s***! gotta jam. i got one for you girlfriends- girlfriends. such a gem i found scouring through rym charts lol. infectious hooks and melodies. you will love it.
    May 10 09:44 PM
  • Futures also hanging in there haha. hell yeah man. that sounds awesome. glad you're well and still kicking around here. always appreciated you man.
    May 10 09:27 PM
  • Futures snake man. jammin a ton of emo lately, thought of you. how are you doing?
    May 10 09:00 PM
  • Slex Do u ever just think that life is a highway
    April 15 04:10 PM
  • Ryus lol i wish man sounds lit
    January 29 06:52 PM
  • nol Tommy devito goated
    December 12 04:25 AM
  • Mongi123 Nah I don?t do shows if I don?t have to anymore unfortunately. Went deaf in one ear in 2020 for basically no reason. So I take care of my ear.
    September 30 11:57 AM
  • madrigal30 hey snake. thanks for the msg. i've logged back in-- moved places, new friends, doing better. existing more offline.
    September 6 02:28 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki itty bitty cutie snake whos a goo' boi WHOZA GOO' BOI?
    September 5 10:50 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Yes, Good Snake :)
    September 4 08:14 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Who's a good Snake
    September 3 06:11 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Good Snake
    September 3 09:28 AM
  • cycosynner Yo, thanks for your comment on my FATN review!
    July 29 06:29 PM
  • magagonal I really hope you enjoy the Pegmap album!
    July 25 02:33 AM
  • PotsyTater Sup you made finals for the rec comp plz submit a follow up rec
    June 4 10:11 PM
  • PotsyTater Dude ur rec game is god tier I love you
    June 3 07:30 PM
  • PotsyTater I need a new rec from you for comp number 2 don?t you want to keep that crown
    May 31 12:05 AM
  • Rawmeeth38 Shoot me an email and we?ll go from there: meethbrian@gmail.com
    May 29 03:47 PM
  • Rawmeeth38 Yeah dude I?m down. Do you have IG?
    May 29 04:08 AM
  • PotsyTater Your prize good sir: https://postimg.cc/0KDpddNR
    April 23 07:35 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Not for the rating you re not XD have fun
    April 21 08:18 AM
  • PotsyTater i need a rebuttal rec from you for comp
    April 15 01:07 AM
  • Pheromone thnk
    February 20 05:22 PM
  • Pheromone rec me an album pls
    February 20 04:35 PM
  • unclereich HOT
    November 8 03:21 AM
  • unclereich you better have cut your hair or so help me god
    November 8 03:03 AM
  • MyNameIsPencil check out the receiving end of sirens if you haven't before
    October 29 04:46 AM
  • Colton link me one?
    October 11 01:51 AM
  • Colton cringe origami angel 2
    October 5 08:50 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell go go https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=200676
    September 7 03:13 PM
  • Kusangii Ya maybe he needed a fresh start lol
    July 7 11:10 PM
  • Kusangii Not very familiar with his past actions but that doesn't sound anywhere near as bad as sex trafficking. Why did he flee to brazil?
    July 3 10:16 AM
  • Kusangii Hey, I was just curious why you mentioned Oli Sykes in the R. Kelly thread? Not trying to defend him, just genuinely curious if he has done anything similar
    July 2 09:16 PM
  • dakotadsmith Just a coincidence I swear...
    June 17 09:35 PM
  • pizzamachine Blessed info thanks
    June 14 04:36 PM
  • parksungjoon yea but have u tried shutting the **** up and caring about something for once
    May 23 09:04 PM
  • MyNameIsPencil hey there friend, hope you're doing well
    May 18 03:16 AM
  • Flugmorph BOOH!
    May 5 04:53 PM
  • notagenius oh that Mary Elizabeth Winstead avatar. you know I was looking for Nikki Swango. But that character was too fierce. then I took one from final destination 3, I love how sweet and tough she was at the same time. she's way too gorgeous and I like every character of hers.
    April 25 08:36 PM
  • notagenius lol Amadeus Wolfie Mozart
    April 25 05:24 PM
  • theBoneyKing Pretty accurate take on the caroline album tbh, the first two songs are great though but that's kinda where it ends for me
    March 11 08:35 PM
  • butt. Lololol you really went out of your way to make that
    February 22 02:28 AM
  • Ryus oh damnn haha that would have been hype. yeah i'll have to deal with fckin boston sports fans ew
    November 27 03:50 PM
  • Feather whatcha doing digging through my lists man!
    October 20 01:46 AM
  • dedex pahahahaha ofc you can bro
    September 9 06:42 AM
  • cordwainerbird explain
    August 15 09:55 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup Just an on Kemba and Thunder since we talked about it, Thunder are paying him $50 million over the next two seasons ???
    August 10 12:38 AM
  • TheSonomaDude "Cows never really got any critical acclaim, simply because theirmusic is too raw and rough edged to appeal to a mainstream audience."
    August 10 12:12 AM
  • aok just saw "escape from new york" at alamo drafthouse brooklyn. you ever seen that flick? i think i drank a sierra nevada, a bells and a flying dog at the event. great evening (snake's the lead character)
    July 28 10:00 AM
  • SlothcoreSam New Graduating Life out this week.
    July 5 04:50 AM
  • Colton i?d take her with any sauce other than ranch
    June 29 10:13 PM
  • ArsMoriendi https://discord.gg/qNFRrzVQ
    June 28 10:34 PM
  • TheAntichrist ight i'll take a large from a batch that was left out for at least six hours so they're cold and soggy
    June 27 11:24 PM
  • TheAntichrist i'll have a smokehouse brisket extra meat cus this is 'murica, and we have the meats. also a diet coke
    June 27 11:17 PM
  • FabiusPictor202 yes
    May 28 12:56 AM
  • Slex Oh s***, will listen asap
    March 30 06:15 PM
  • CaliggyJack OH s*** LMAOWell I might as well start there then
    February 1 08:48 PM
  • CaliggyJack I've thought of getting into Jesu, which album should I start with? Or should I just go in order?
    February 1 08:41 PM
  • madrigal30 personally, thought the guitar tone was the first and foremost heinous crime of the record. song titles did not endear me to it, and this coming from someone guilty of ridiculous song title wankery themself
    January 25 07:19 AM
  • madrigal30 you, uhhh... you liked that hoss boss record?
    January 24 09:22 PM
  • unclereich im a snek
    December 2 04:58 PM
  • Feather New Seahaven has AOTY potential for me, thanks for the reminder that it dropped!
    November 23 03:35 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Thanks b!
    November 11 12:11 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Hey man, i know we are in a pandemic and money is tight for everyone but I put together a gofundme for minushuman, thought maybe we could all chip in a few bucks and help him out with groceries or rent or whatever this month while he works through this tough time. If you can donate a few bucks and share this with some other users to help spread the word that would be awesome: https://gf.me/u/y743c5
    November 10 03:42 AM
  • beefshoes he didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete!!11
    October 4 05:21 PM
  • Xenophanes Me too, tbh. Definitely have to swallow my pride and say it is a really good album from a band I tend to dislike. It?s really pretty and catchy. Good ass album
    September 28 04:12 PM
  • Xenophanes I?ve been laughing about your Deftones sound off for days
    September 27 03:36 PM
  • JefferyBigglestein at least sowing season named himself after one of the better tracks
    August 12 02:25 AM
  • TheSonomaDude ah, what's the new name?
    August 2 01:10 PM
  • Jots alt revealed
    July 17 03:12 PM
  • JefferyBigglestein based bigglestein
    July 16 03:39 PM
  • Ryus based bigglestein
    July 7 03:52 PM
  • thatbandsucks you raped me
    June 14 04:07 PM
  • Deez hahaha WORD.
    May 30 07:09 PM
  • Deez 'I was born, I spent a few years in the army, a few more in the can, and here I am? a half a wise guy, so what?'
    May 28 11:52 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD cool Rosenstock rate m/
    May 27 03:27 PM
  • madrigal30 i dont think u did but i followed u just now :P
    May 6 09:47 PM
  • madrigal30 brx who u on twitter ?!?!?!
    May 6 07:29 AM
  • bloodshy haha thanks for the pity
    April 28 10:50 PM
  • Futures thanks man i'll check that sounds like i'd dig it. one for you the december drive- handslikegunsandcrashingsounds. midwest emo plus post-rock plus post-hardcore. it's incredible you'd love it for sure.
    April 21 06:31 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=191496
    April 21 07:01 AM
  • MarsKid Felt so very vapid to me, sorry. It just started to get on my nerves quite a bit and I don't really have a desire to revisit it.
    April 19 08:28 PM
  • Futures dude i haven't jammed this hard since like 2017 haha. it's fun to be back listening to a lot of new stuff.
    April 19 06:42 PM
  • Futures all i can do is jam m/
    April 19 06:20 PM
  • Futures aw man that's awful. sorry to hear that. hang in there. yeah my life was finally starting to look in the right direction. started a new treatment in september and it's working great. all cells in my lungs at a few centimeters. feel great been working out. applied for a job got an interview probably would've been hired. planed to go back to school. now can't do any of that. don't know what to do. at least i'm healthy and can just stay inside for the time being.
    April 19 05:29 PM
  • Futures hey man! been a bit haha. jamin tunes hard so i redid my ratings and now i'm kind of back? i'm doing alright man. life was going good then the virus hit and has been a downer. how you doing?
    April 19 03:58 AM
  • SandwichBubble My profile pic? See, told you they were working (: Good picture, by the way
    March 5 05:42 PM
  • Trebor. of course
    February 11 07:42 PM
  • nuklearmoose living it up! wbu snake?
    February 11 01:01 PM
  • parksungjoon sending you love. ****in emojis are broken in shoutboxes smh
    February 11 10:23 AM
  • parksungjoon fair. honest to god hope you can find one and ideally one that isnt s***ty. dont really know what else to say knowing zero about your circumstances, sorry :[
    February 10 03:26 PM
  • parksungjoon mostly cuz they seem to have got rid of some of the halfwits. whats missing for you then?
    February 10 03:04 PM
  • parksungjoon its rough innit. feel like this place is better than a few years ago tho
    February 10 02:51 PM
  • parksungjoon i feel ya. how you been
    February 10 02:20 PM
  • botulist why do you have Kurt Vile's left nut as your profile picture?
    January 9 10:41 PM
  • unclereich Had to bring it back ha idk of anyone else even knows who that is
    August 19 01:05 AM
  • ian b thank you snek gf, yeah he followed me yesterday, and i'm still s***ting myself lmao
    June 26 03:06 PM
  • ian b also, my friend, i'm gonna need to hear how Suffer On is a 2 ?? ;)
    June 13 09:06 PM
  • ian b EXISTING N s*** I GUESS, IT?S ALRIGHT BUT WHOA WBU SNAKE WHAT?S GOOD
    June 13 09:05 PM
  • Drifter Ok so I've finally rated Van Pelt's debut and tbh I can totally understand why you don't like their second. Debut just has so much more raw energy but I still love the relaxed feel of the sophomore. Honestly, I could see the debut growing to one of my favs
    May 14 01:39 AM
  • Dedes How's a handful of pocket change and some stale McDonald fries
    April 18 01:44 AM
  • Dedes Never not ever no
    April 17 02:20 AM
  • ArsMoriendi You got me, I'm secretly Chance The Rapper.
    April 15 01:05 AM
  • Drifter Emotion is Dead and Mare Vitalis done after over a month of being lazy and forgetting about it: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=180406
    April 11 10:34 PM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Pickle Krabs. lmao
    April 3 08:43 PM
  • Darius The Imposter nm hbu
    March 20 03:49 PM
  • Drifter I'll have to check their debut. I've been going through some more of your recs from my 2000 list last year. It's crazy how many emo classics were released that year/around then. I'll hopefully have some write ups for them in the next week.
    March 3 03:40 AM
  • Drifter Idk how you can 3 Van Pelt's Sultans of Sentiment. I'm completely obsessed with it right now. Heard it 4 times in the past two days, three of which were today.
    March 3 01:11 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Yikes, so you're going to be a master of all things liquid and swirly?
    February 27 04:48 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Haha it was sad to ditch Hermione tbh, am getting bored of Lain so might bring her back sometime... And that sounds like a bind, what's the paper?
    February 27 04:09 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Hi hi yeah I used to be johnnydeking29 but no longer ! Hadn't used the site much for several years anyway tho :/ How's tricks?
    February 27 03:57 AM
  • guitarded_chuck When I'm talkingWhen I'm talking 12 yachts I'm clearly not talking about your boss there buddy. There are people in the country whose family could never work a day in the next 10 generations, and still live more confortably than 99% of the world, and ppl ITT want to defend their low tax rates. Some people truly have no concept of how much 1 billion dollars is
    February 25 08:28 PM
  • guitarded_chuck When I'm talking 12 yachts I'm clearly not talking about your boss there buddy. There are people in the country whose family could never work a day in the next 10 generations, and still live more confortably than 99% of the world, and ppl ITT want to defend their low tax rates. Some people truly have no concept of how much 1 billion dollars is
    February 25 08:28 PM
  • Slex Doin my best, definitely been struggling lol. Hope yr good
    February 2 12:35 AM
  • Atari I?ll check em out - thanks man!
    January 16 04:14 PM
  • MarsKid I used to be a spy
    January 9 01:13 PM
  • Abscurat That's one strange tumblr post, man, but I love it!
    December 29 08:47 PM
  • Dedes I'll uwu to that brother
    November 24 08:51 PM
  • Dedes Not much dude, drinkin eggnog and trying (and failing) to get that stupid Tik Tok Smoke Hijabi song outta my head.
    November 24 03:53 AM
  • Dedes Hey hello how's life
    November 24 01:20 AM
  • onionbubs its ok def not as bad as their cooking wine cover which is pretty ass
    October 26 05:32 PM
  • onionbubs its gonna be an odd show ngl theyre doing a queen cover set (as well their own work thank god) and the openers are doing cover sets too idk who. not the biggest fan of queen and twy arent great at covers from what ive heard but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
    October 26 04:51 PM
  • onionbubs I heard like half of it a month ish ago thought it was cool but forgot about it. Ill jam it tomorrow since im seeing twy tonight
    October 26 03:19 PM
  • upintheair You just now listening to good kid, m.A.A.d city?
    October 22 11:38 PM
  • onionbubs ahhhhhh you learn something new every day
    October 19 08:38 PM
  • onionbubs nah no problem with furries. what does that have to do with csh lol
    October 19 07:24 PM
  • onionbubs they?re one of those bands where any chance of me liking them is brutally killed by this dude i already hate who whores them out 24/7 but even still i ain?t much of a fan
    October 19 06:30 PM
  • Frippertronics Whoa ramadan steve wyd
    October 19 06:17 PM
  • oWhoadYo whoa and they are from syracuse? Awesome, I'll for sure check em out!
    September 21 09:43 PM
  • oWhoadYo trench? nope, never heard of em. I'll check em out! thanks
    September 21 09:42 PM
  • upintheair I heard it when it was initially released. My brother reminded me of it so that's why I rated it now lol.
    September 21 05:27 AM
  • upintheair Howdy.
    September 20 08:59 PM
  • Trebor. someday
    August 25 06:12 PM
  • Dedes You can't kill that which is already dead- Dr.Seuss
    August 23 04:41 AM
  • Dedes Hi snake
    August 22 12:41 AM
  • Conmaniac it wasnt?? i couldve sworn it was...
    August 14 08:45 PM
  • onionbubs i believe it is
    August 2 11:25 PM
  • Jots better l8 than nevar
    July 26 01:29 AM
  • Drifter :)
    June 30 06:46 AM
  • Drifter Did a little write up on Hearts of Palm of you're interested: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=180406
    June 30 06:23 AM
  • Drifter Did a little write up on Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow! if you're interested: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=180406
    May 12 02:22 AM
  • SandwichBubble Bangin, thanks!
    April 13 04:31 AM
  • SandwichBubble What was the name of that album you rec'd me? The list wasd before I could save it
    April 13 04:15 AM
  • Frippertronics name change reeeeeeeeeeeee
    April 9 11:15 AM
  • Jom Happy birthday!
    April 8 10:28 PM
  • ashcrash9 Hard disagree, but I get it. Get Disowned is just super formless for me and underwritten from a composition standpoint. I like the structuredness of Painted Shut, and about half the songs on that hit especially hard lyrically. Get Disowned still jams, I just easily prefer PS.
    April 7 05:13 PM
  • Divaman Btw, I haven't listened to it yet, but there is a new Smol Data EP up on bandcamp that just came out today.
    April 6 06:24 PM
  • Divaman No Snake, I don't know them. I happened to catch the end of their set a few months ago when they were playing with Looming. I'd actually like to catch a full set.
    April 5 05:19 PM
  • RosaParks thx for the heads up family
    March 19 07:10 PM
  • ConorIsNotHere Late but hi!The song is s*** but I can't stop listening to it ROFL
    March 12 10:09 PM
  • Rigma seashells by the seashorpheus
    January 8 09:39 PM
  • cheapcrayon could go either way. it was supposed to be a 2017 album and was physically released in January, but they streamed it and put up digital download early.
    December 31 02:25 AM
  • Desdinova Happy holiday from viktor
    December 25 01:05 PM
  • Dedes Well that's good man Good list too
    December 15 03:42 AM
  • Dedes Ur a good man SnakeAre you done dying yet lmao
    December 15 03:16 AM
  • SteakByrnes That was pretty nice, I think I liked Lying In An Empty Bed the most. Did they record it all at school?
    November 13 10:27 PM
  • SteakByrnes Oh nice, I'm here for Computer Science but I've gotten through a good amount of music theory and industry courses. What is their band called? Is there a link for their album?
    November 12 11:38 PM
  • SteakByrnes Nice, I go to Oneonta as well, what are their majors?
    November 12 10:32 PM
  • SteakByrnes Well I guess a better question is do they go to Oneonta or Hartwick?
    November 12 09:39 PM
  • SteakByrnes I'm in Oneonta for school, do your friends go here?
    November 12 09:29 PM
  • borealice no drugs are bad- big discord records/guy piccolo fan
    November 9 12:22 AM
  • borealice
    November 9 12:19 AM
  • minnashine I wonder
    November 3 07:41 PM
  • nocuffin help us ruin the urn's average bro.
    October 29 12:25 AM
  • Futures dude that's awesome can't wait to read it. btw i wrote something! reviewed the moirai the ex penfold guys band. you would love it. give it a read and tell me what you think if you want!
    September 25 08:06 PM
  • Futures how was cap'n jazz?
    September 25 03:10 AM
  • Futures holy s*** man. that's insane. so jealous.
    September 22 08:56 PM
  • Prancer WELL HIM OVER THERE, HE ROPED ME INTO THIS!
    September 18 09:09 PM
  • Orb I don't think Ill never like that abr thing down lol. It was pretty dumb but I'm glad it hijacked that thread for a few pages
    September 17 10:14 PM
  • Orb If you cant recognize a meseeks quote theres no hope left for you
    September 17 09:49 PM
  • Orb EXISTENCE IS PAIN!
    September 17 09:11 PM
  • Futures yeee good album. was thinking stereo first because how does that not have a rev? lol
    September 14 02:10 AM
  • Futures i actually have haha. it's pretty good for what it is. dropped most the emo and i think it worked out well. the vocal interplay is really nice. been on a massive emo kick rn. not revival tho lol. lots of classics don't have revs i think i might take a crack at a few.
    September 14 12:14 AM
  • MarsKid Oh ****, that's a tragedy. But was it worth?
    September 2 02:00 AM
  • MarsKid This is all reminding me that I need some ice cream
    September 2 01:09 AM
  • MarsKid Gotta get some of that good chocolate dude, s*** is a wonder drug. So how you hanging tonight?
    September 2 01:01 AM
  • MarsKid Do we have ice cream on deck tho
    September 2 12:49 AM
  • ianblxdsoe jake that soundoff on the new brand new is ****ing golden i would laugh so hard if that was the case
    August 17 08:05 PM
  • Spluger Hello Snake, how are you today?
    August 17 11:43 AM
  • Orb Who is your av? The name is escaping me..
    August 12 07:48 PM
  • RadicalEd Oh wow, now that you say it, it's really obvious and funny. Now I feel stupid^^
    July 28 05:58 PM
  • RadicalEd huh?
    July 28 05:27 PM

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