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Reviews 5
Approval 76%
Soundoffs 13
Album Ratings 1188
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Last Active 08-10-14 4:25 pm
Joined 08-01-13
Review Comments 510
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 | SkaCali omg baby that was smooth , i was on my original account the ORIGINAL itchybutthole ,got banned again lmao oh well back to being the faux kelsey i guess also where are those sexy beach pics????
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| SkaCali on a serious note , hit me up if youre down to plug , i play good music i promise
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| SkaCali hey its me, this is a little embarrassing but i just wanted to let you know that you look really atractive on your new fb pic , smart move on takin the pic with your hair wet ,ive always thought guys look hotter that way , anyway good job man you should be proud of yourself peace
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| SkaCali hey baby aw did you miss me? its ok im here now, come make this hairy manly chest of mine your everyday pillow ;)
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 | joomisy HOLTY ****ING s*** DO YOU SEE MY FACE TORFLIO ON MY CAT s*** THAT I SCOOPED UP WITH A TWEEZA BECAUSE I HAD TO DISSECT THE NASTY TOE HAIRS THAT WERE IN IT DAMNIT DID BOBBA' SHED HIS FOOT HAIIRS AGAIN WHILE HANK WAS TAKIN' A s*** WITH THE CAT NEAR HIM DAMNIT HOLY ****ING ZIT JAMES-POOOLIO DAMNIT IF ONE MORE ZIT GETS ON MY ASS FROM RAGIN' TOO HARD FROM THIS TEAM FORTRESS 2 GAME THEN I WILL PUKE ON SOMEONE'S EARLOBE WHILE I STICK TACO BELL IN MY ASSHOLE AT LYNCHBURG
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 | DAMMIT MAYBE IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME FINDING AN APPROPRIATE TIMESLOT FOR US TO GO DOWN TO LYNCHBURG AND STUFF TACOS IN OUR s***HOLES ALL THE WAY THERE YOU WOULDNT BE WASTING YOUR LIFE POSTING ON SOME RANDOM GUY NAMED PESTIFEROUS' s***BOX DAMMIT NOW FOR THE LOVE OF SMELLY DESKTOPS ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME PICK UP THIS DANG OL CD SO I CAN SELL IT AT OUR NEXT YARDSALE THEN GO TO YARDSALE AND BUY THEM ALL BACK FOR 5X THE COST GEULD!!#?#?%
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| SkaCali oh hey your buddy is here , ima go now , peace
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 | DAMMIT WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO STEAL THIS BACON LUTHER OFF MY NIGHTSTAND AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND LEAVE A TRAIL OF GREASE LEADING ME OUT TO MY GREEN BEAN GARDEN WHERE I WILL GET STUCK OUT THERE IN MY 6 YEAR OLD TITTY s***TIES AND MEET MY NEIGHBOR s***TING ON HIS SON'S SWINGSET YEAH YEAH BEEEEEEE...no
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| SkaCali sweet, im doing something similar myself, london yeah lol anyway ill be waiting for those sexy pics and i will definitely be? crying myself to sleep tonight cuz i wasnt invited to your little sausage beach fest , LMAO JK JK LOL i cry myself to sleep everynight :)
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| SkaCali wow wow WOW yeah sweet , i hope yall be weaeing speedos ;) but ha why do you have to save money to go to the beach?? is this is a road trip thing?
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| SkaCali ya ya true, i meant the game, its like 10$ **** that
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| SkaCali hey baby , we should play counter strike 1.6 together!, non steam servers only , i cant afford an account :(
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| SkaCali DAMMIT STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MUSIK ****FACE AND NIGGA WHAT IS THIS CONHEED s***??? WHAT **** IS A CONHEED WHAT THE **** IS CAMBRIA WHAT THE **** DOES THIS s*** EVEN MEAN????CONHEED AND CAMBRIA?? MORE LIKE COOLWEED AND GAYBIENT!!!?!!?? AND NIGGA WHATS WITH THE GAYASS FANCY GIRL SONG NAMES??? THE WILLING WELL? MORE LKE IM WILLING TO GET BUTT****ED BY A BLACK INMATE IN A CELL
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| SkaCali Ill show you a good time daddy ;)
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| SkaCali lets make passionate love to modest mouse asap, i say we do it to head south
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| joomisy YEHA YEAH SO ADDICTED TO.. ALL THE THINGS YOU DO, LIKE PINCHING MY NIPPLES
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| SkaCali GET THE **** OUT ALREADY, I DONT WANT YOUR JIZZSTAINED ****FACE AAROUND MY s***NIK ANYMORE ,OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOVE THIS HALF SMOKED JOINT UP YOUR ASSHOLE AND BURN YOUR s*** CRUSTED ANALHAIRRRS AND CALL IT A BARBEQUE I AM THE MAAAAN YOU KNOW WHAT BITCHES TELL MY BOIS? MUAHAHA OH ITCHY IS GREAT LOVER HE HAS A HORSE PENIS IT HURTS OUR BAGINAS AND HUMM... SOMETHIN LIKE THAT YHEHEHEHEEH
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| SkaCali im sorry, ive just unfriended you , im not worthy of your friendship we should take a break , see other people you know' its healthy, Nodody will ever be as good as you...but this has to be done its just too much for me, the s***posting, the Jealousy, the morning breath, your obssesion for caffeine... ill see you when were both not so emotional
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 | KriegdemKriege I DIG. Be sure to hit me up with more questions on maintaining amazing hair, because it's pretty much what I do best.
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| SkaCali You and 5 others like this.Timmy Nguyen Whoa dude! Are these new?16 mins · LikeRyan Willis Yeah, lol. These are mainly just for reading14 mins · Like · 1
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| joomisy OH MY ****ING s*** IF SOMEONE DOESN'T FETCH ME A CAN OF SALMON SO I CAN BE AEPLIJENFRAH THE ALASKA ****ER THEN I WILL STICK A HOOK IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND THROW YOU PAST THE BIKINI BOTTOM INTO ROCK BOTTOM YEAH ROCK BOTTOM WHEN THIS LIFE MAKES YOU MAD ENOUGH TO KILL ...
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| KriegdemKriege I'd encourage you to experiment and find out what works for your hair. Everybody's different.This is a pretty manly shoutbox message.
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| KriegdemKriege Hey d00d. I've been growing my hair out for seven years, and I don't plan on stopping any time soon. The type of conditioner/shampoo you want is going to depend on your hair type. I have really straight hair, and use cheap Suave conditioner. It works great. I've found that shampoo has a much greater impact on hair than conditioner, but you might find the opposite. I use some expensive Tresemme stuff, but only a tiny bit (compared to literally a handful of conditioner). I like it a lot.
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 | SkaCali4000 NOW YOU LISTEN HERE ****FACE , YOU WONT BE RUINING MY FIRST DAYY OFF YOU WITH YOUR s***ERY, GET THEEEE **** OUTTA HERRREEEEE , say hi to the family btw
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| SkaCali NOW YOU LISTEN HERE ****FACE , YOU WONT BE RUINING MY FIRST DAYY OFF YOU WITH YOUR s***ERY, GET THEEEE **** OUTTA HERRREEEEE , say hi to the family btw
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 | TheSpaceMan I don't quite understand what you were trying to ask, but I don't recall seeing/doing anything to a comment of yours, and I am very sorry for any harm done to your nipples
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| SkaCali just wanted to acknowledge that youre a very atractive men, you should be proud of that :)
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| joomisy HOLY s*** RIP GARY THE s*** EATA HOLY s*** I CAN NEVER EVER EAT s*** AGAIIIIIN
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| SkaCali well ive jusr created a last.fm account, after 19 years of sadness , crying , misery, heartbreaks, i think this will help me turn my life around
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| SkaCali OH s*** HES AN HACKERR WEEEEEE ****ING NSA IS ALL OVER HIS ASS NOWWW, MOTHER**** WE ALL NOW HELL NEVER SURVIVE PRISONS DAILY BUTTFUKING
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| SkaCali RebelThoughts826 months ago Electronic music is the worst s*** ever created. It sounds like 2 robots ****ing.?
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| joomisy DAMNIT SKACALI, ADD MY DICKSLIT TO LAST FM HOLY s*** NEW LAST FM GUYS, NEW LIFE, NEW BEGGINNINGS.
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| SkaCali Things i'm doing this summer1.mowing lawns (earning some sexy cash too)2. masturbating3. taco bell4. masturbating5.buying CD's6.listening to music7. masturbating8. fisting my asshole
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| SkaCali lmao yeah ive heard he shiiiiet , ok give a trance album that your butthole enjoys then, i wanna get freaky tonight
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| SkaCali Btw whish other tiesto album doesnt suck?
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| SkaCali NOW YOU LISTEN HERE ,NEXT ****ING TIME I LISTEN TO A 4 HOUR ALBUM ON JIZZAFY DONT YOU DARE LIKING IT , OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOVE THAT SAME THUMB UP YOUR s*** STUFFED ****HOLE
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| SkaCali guise guise, i know were all friends now but lets take it to the next level! follow me on instagram( daily food pics) , twitter ( find out where im taking my itchyness to at all times!) and spotify ( get to know my musical taste a little better!!!!) will follow back obviously
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| joomisy CIGAR? DAMNIT TAKE YOUR MOSQUITO BITE INFESTED ASSCRACK AND GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME AND TIE YOUR ASSCRACK TO YOUR CHERRY NOS AND HANG YOUR ASSCRAKC FROM A SHOESTRING AND TIE IT BETWEEN A BICYCLE AND REAL YOURSELF IN A GUTTA' WHERE YOU CAN FIND GARY s*** EATER IN THE BARRELS EATING ALL TYPES OF s***TY TACO BELL FOOD WHERE I CAN FINALLY NEST MY ASSCRACK AND WE CAN BOTH FIND PEACE IN COMFORT INSTEAD OF BEING IN ROANOKE WAH HOLY s*** I WILL INPUT YOUR DICK INTO A CD IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR s***BOX
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 | Pestiferous OH ****ING NO DAMMIT CD COLLECTION?!!? DAMMIT THAT REMINDS ME I STILL NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE THINGS TIME TO GO ONLINE TO FARTSQEEZYSNIFFASSTERSON TOWN .COM AND INPUT MY CD COLLECTION FOR A WHOPPIN 25 CENTS EACH EHEHEHE DO I NEED A JOB YET?
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| SkaCali WEEEEEEEEE ARE WE MAKING IT OFFICIAL NOW? ARE WE LIKE A COUPLEEEEE? IM THE BOTTOM , CALLING IT
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| SkaCali alright , its 964991988, you have the put 351 before the number, thats the portuguese code. whats yours? u up for some phone sex tonight OR WHAT
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| SkaCali well im sorry , but every now and then , i just wanna cut me and like cut my dick off and la dispute keeps me from doing it , they really get where im comming from
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| Pestiferous FOR THE LOVE OF CHERRY NOS AND BEAVER TAILS WATE MY ASS TO SLAP YOUR ASSCRACK AND CALL IT A WHOOPIN FIR NOT SPITTING ON MY ASSHOLE ENOUGH TO SLIP YOUR DICK ON MY LIFE
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| SkaCali idk i think you could use some wheight, i mean your naked on your pic and i cant see your penis ya know??
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| SkaCali NO offense but you should go on a diet
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| Pestiferous LIFT UP THAT POT BELLY THERE AND SHOW ME THE HARDDRIVE YOU'RE HIDING UNDER THERE DAMMIT I KNOW IT'S IN THERE AND YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF ILLEGAL UNCUT VIDEOS OF ME PUTTING STRING IN MY ASS
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| Pestiferous OH ****ING NO DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU SABOTAGING MY TACO BELL JIZZERY WAH WHY DO YOU ALWAYS STRIVE TO MAKE MY ASSCRACK MISERABLE DAMMIT IT NEEDS SEXY HOT SAUCE WATE THIS BEEF BURRITO IN ORDER TO BE HAPPY AND ALL YOU'RE DOING IS MESSING IT UP WITH YOUR DAMN NOS INFESTED FINGERTIPS SLIPPING INTO MY ASSHOLE AND STEALING ALL OF MY TORTILLA SHELLS DAMMIT WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE. MEEEE ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
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| Pestiferous HOHOHO **** YOU THATS IT GOD DAMM YOU ARE ALL BANNED FROM MY SHOUTBOX FOR BRINGING UP NASTY ASS HORSE ASS DISH s*** GOD DAMMIT IF ONE MORE MO****A BRINGS ME MY PRIME RIB SOAKED IN THAT s*** WORSE THAN MY FEET IN THIS CREAM PEA SOUP I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE THIS EGG FOO YUNG AND RREEM IT UP YOUR POO POO PLATTER
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| Pestiferous AND AS FOR YOU DAMMIT JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BOILED SHRIMP TAILS IN YOUR DREAD LOCKS DANGLING AROUDN YOUR FACE AND TICKLING YOUR DIMPLE HAIRS IT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN COME DOWN TO MY FRONT DOORSTEP AND LIGHT A BAG OF MOSQUITO s*** ON MY FRONT PORCH FOR ME TO COME OUT AND STOMP OUT AND GET ON MY SHOES AND THEN RUB MY SHOE ALL OVER TOMMYS FACE AND THEN CRAWL UNDER MY BED AND START SHARING PORN TAPES WITH MY BELLYBUTTON DOWN THERE WAH WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO ****ING STOP ME
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| SkaCali am i gettin inbetween you and pesty´s relationship? i dont want to be an homewrecker baby :(
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| SkaCali AH s*** , FORGOT TO WIPE MY ASSHOLE AGAIN!!!! HANG ON BRB
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| SkaCali lol, that made chuckle out loud hard omg LOLL YEAH I STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY ASSHOLE NOW I'M AT MY DICKSLLIT
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| Pestiferous OH MY ****ING HAIRY s*** ZAH HOLY s*** WAH OH MY ****ING PAPER TOWEL THE JIZZER UPPER DIAPER SOD TORTOISE ****IBG MY HOLY ZEES DOO DAMMIT THESE ENERGY LUS SODAS HOLY s***HOWWWW DO YOU LET SOMEBODY KNOWWWWW THAT THEIR CAFFEINE IBTAKE TOTALED 847 MG YESTERDAY DAMMIT **** OFF 400 MG GUIDELINES YEAH YEAH **** YOU DUNSUDN TELL ME IM A PUSSY AND YOURE HARDER THAN ME YEAH AM I GOING CRAZYYYYYYYY
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| SkaCali ewww youve just ruined the mood
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT IF YOU DONT GET THIS GOD DAMN MO ****IN CHING CHONG DING LING LING TOFU OUTTA MY ****IN FACE I WILL BE FORCED TO PINCH THOSE ASSCHEEKS UNTIL THEY WELT UP AND I CAN SHRINK DOWN TO MINIATURE SIZE AND RIDE YOUR HEMMORHOIDS IN BMX FONTASIA CHIIIECKEN s*** PISS BUCKET AFTER WIPE MY ASS WITH WD-40 JAH?
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| SkaCali yes please! i looove the touch of a real manly man
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| joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** DAMNIT I WILL DO ANYHTING YOU WANT ME TO SKA BUT HOLY ****ING s*** I NEED MY REDMAN ALREADA' AND MY TEAM FORTRESS 2 HOLY s*** DAMNIT PESTIFERIOUS DON'T MAKE ME REMOVE YOUR NIPPLE AND PLACE IT ON YOUR TOES AND CALL YOU PIMPLE DICK TOEY
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| SkaCali oh jesus, gettin me all wetty over here, what can i do for you??? i shall take care off all your needs
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| SkaCali or better yet you can help me ;)
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| joomisy HOLY s*** IRON AND WINE FOR LIFE HOLY s*** IF YOU DON'T THINK IRON AND WINE WRITES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MUSIC EVER THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOVE HIS SEXY BEARD IN YOUR ASSCRACK AND MAKE TARZAN COME AROUND AND HANG YOUR DICK IN BETWEEN HIS ****ING EARLOBE AND CALL YOU KING KONG
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| SkaCali i worship your belly button ARE YOU PROUD OF ME EDUCATIONAL GERARD??********************************************************************** BOBBIES SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY 420 PEACE AND LOVE BOB MARLEY
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| Pestiferous PUT THAT DAMN BELLYBUTTON AWAY OR SO HELP ME
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| joomisy HOLY s*** IF SOMEONE DOESN'T START WORSHIPPING MY BELLY BUTTON THEN I WILL TAKE WILLIAM'S COLLECTION OF **** DOLLS AND CUT OFF THEIR BELLY BUTTON HAIIIIRS AND SPRAY THEM WITH LIQUID ASS AND ATTACH THEM ALL TO HIS CHIN AND CALL THEM SMELLY PUBIC HAIRS
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| SkaCali ooo death grips fan? nice same same ****
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| SkaCali you dont have to curse that much jezz
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| joomisy YEAH YEAH LOVE IS AMBIENT! DMANIT IF ANY OF YOU DON'T LIKE AMBIENT THEN I WILL PUT A SYNTHESIZER IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND PLAY THE STAR SHPONGLED BANNER OUT FROM YOUR ASSCRACK AND CALL UP MY FLUTE AND HAVE HIM FART IN YOUR FLUTE DOOKTOOTY AND s*** OUT PIANO NOTES
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| SkaCali johnny? yea i know jon , banged his chick at prom brah, bitch is like 10/10, her pussy was like downtown baghdad after i tap that ass
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| SkaCali Oh hey baby , just got back from another interracial gang bang. How was graduation!?!?!
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| joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** I'M SICK OF THIS s*** I JUST NEED A MOUNTAIN DEW TO WATE MY TONGUE HOLY ****ING s*** CAN I JUST GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW GRAH
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| Pestiferous WOULD YOU SHUTUP WITH THESE DAMN s***BOX POSTS DAMMIT I WILL STICK CONDOMS AROUND YOUR EARS TO KEEP THEM SAFE FROM GERTING STD EHEHHEHEHEHES FROM THE s***TY GRADUATION MUSIC TODAY HOLY s*** CAN WE PLEASE PLAY DIIIG...FOR YOUR LIIIIFE
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| joomisy MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEEEEEEDIC! DAUCTERR!!
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| joomisy ****ING GRADUATION IN MY ASS TODAY HOLY s*** CAN WE ALL COME TOGETHER AND STICK TASSLES IN OUR ASSCRACK AND CALL THEM DRAGON TAILS
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| SkaCali http://cdn-w.pornstarblognetwork.com/www.clubmiamalkova.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Mia-Malkova-Oral-008.jpg
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| SkaCali omg i hope i get a girl on girl scene on my next gig , she is so beatiful! and her body.. JESUS CRISTO!!! look at that gorgous smile
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| SkaCali happy graduation!!!! you worked so hard this year , u make me proud :)
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| SkaCali oh emm geeee yes , do you have the tennis one? we could like beat each other with the rackets(but in a friendly way ofc)
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| SkaCali woah ive made 2 friends today! this might be the best day ever!!! i will not dishonor our friendship!
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| joomisy YEAH WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO SOME MIDNIGHT OIL HOLY s*** PUT DOWN THAT DICK GUN THIS INSTANT BEFORE I TAKE TARZAN'S COCK AND CHOKE YOU TO ****ING DEATH WITH MY FEDSHEENO CHEEECKEN WING THAT I CRAFTED IN ART CLASS AND STUFFED IT WITH CREAM CHEESE BAGELS AND CALLED IT A SOGGY BAGEL WAH WAH WAH
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| joomisy YOU ****ING s*** ASS ZARZAGO BACK OFF FOREVER ON MY DICK WITH A SPOON STUCK TO MY DICK HOLY s*** CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME A NOS AND A MONSTER ENERGY DRINK SHOUTOUT TO MY Z-LONGAS OF BOBBA' VILLE WITH SMELLY ASSCRACKS WOOP WOOP GRADUATION 2014@@
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| SkaCali I meant naughty pms, so pissed off cant even type right
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| SkaCali Oh please you know who I am , just stop stalking me and fukin sending naughty ps, im taken mkay?
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| joomisy NOW YOU ****ING LISTEN HERE IF I DON'T GET MY 350MG A DAY CAFFEINE FIX THIS INSTANT FROM DRINKING 6 NOS'S THEN I WILL UNLEASH THE FURY WITH MY 50 INCH COCK AND SMOTHER YOUR FACE WITH IT AND TAKE THESE PAIR OF HEDGE TRIMMERS AND SHAVE OFF YOUR BELLY BUTTON HAIIRS AND USE THEM FOR BOBBY'S GOATEE THAT HE IS TRYING TO GROW OUT TO STAR IN A MOVIE CALLED HOLY SWEET NIPPLE HAIRS, NOW ****ING BRING ME ANOTHER NOS YOU s*******S SHIEEET****S, SHIIIT****S DAMNIT I DONT' WANT WORK I JUST WANT TO PLAY TEAM F
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| SkaCali Y u s***box yourself? Are you still bitter that I didnt accept your fb request? Well im sorry, im not friends with fatties
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| joomisy DAMNIT I MEAN ****ING s*** I NEED MY GOD DAMN SWISSHER SWEET ****ING HOLY s*** DAMNIT AND THESE THINGS ARE ONLY 49 CENTS? HOLY ****ING s*** CAN SOMEONE PLEASE s*** ON MY CIGAR ALREADY AND I CAN LIGHT IT UUUUUP OH BABY YUM YUM SHRONGULIGILY ****ING OH MY **** I NEED MORE SWISSHER SWEET CIGARS TO WARM MY ASSHOLE WHILE I PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2 WAH
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| joomisy JESUS ****ING s***CRAP DAMNIT I NEED A MOUNTAIN DEW AND MORE REDMAN WAH WAH WHA CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FART ON MY GUMLINE WAH WAH WHA HOLY s*** WHERE IS THE REDMAN AT ****ING HORSECOCKS
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| SkaCali NOW YOU LISTEN HEREEEEE WHEHHHEEHHEHEE FAPPAPPPPPP ******************* you
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 | Frippertronics go look him up bitch he just did a decently lelgudbad L7 review or whatever the **** it's called
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| Frippertronics yeah i'm not going to review it get ArsMoriendi to do it.
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| SkaCali Im a new user , how do i show my last.fm here? Thanks in advance , rock on \m/ , rap=crap
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| SkaCali Yo dawg , im a new user , how do i 'dig'? Thanks in advance
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| Pestiferous DAMMIT IS THAT YOU ON LIVE IN 40 YEARS WAH DAMMIT WHERE THE FRANCIS AT??
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| Frippertronics if you're talking about your joke albums, no. if it's serious, maybe.
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| SkaCali theres so much sexual tension going on between us , dont even try to deny it
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| joomisy WAH WAH HOLY s*** WHY IS MY ASSHOLE NOT FARTING
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| SkaCali now you listen here keep your fat ugly nigger ass away from me you pile of anal hairs or i will be forced to chew your dick off with my walker
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| SkaCali Ok you got me, can we go make love now and not fap to kelsey for a few minutes?
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| joomisy ****ING WAH JAH JOOOB DAMNIT ****ING s*** DAMNIT WILLIAM ARE YOU EVEN HERE TO HELP ME WAH WAH WHA I'M BORED AND LONEY WITHOUT YOUR DICKSLLIT DAMNIT ALL I'M DOING IS ANGEL AND AIRWAVING WITH MY COCK NAMKED LEWIS
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| joomisy ****ING s*** IN MY ASS DAMNIT DEVIANT I HAVE FREE KIWI'S TOO DAMNIT WE CAN COME TOGETHER AND PLAY HULA HOOP WITH OUR OWN ANAL HAIRS DAMNIT AND I CAN SPRAY PAINT THEM NEW ZEALAND NATIONAL FLAG COLORS WAH
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| joomisy DAMNIT KELSEY CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS s***TERY OFF MY SHOUTBOX BEFORE JOM SEES THIS AND TAKES BACK OUR GRADUATION PRESENT WAH WAH WE'VE EARNED IT OBVISOULY DAMNIT CAN DEVIANT PLEASE READ THIS AND s*** ON MY ASSHOLE DAMNIT I EVEN HAVE FREE COCONUTS FOR HIM IF HE PLEASES HOLY s*** WHERE IS THE NOS AT WAH WAH THIS IS TOO GOOD
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 | WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
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| Frippertronics **** it kelsey isn't up for putting vox on nig big album fuk now i'm sad and flaccid'
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 | WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
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| Frippertronics how about i drag all the sputnig retards into a facebook chat for a sexy diktitpic party wow
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| Frippertronics no **** you im busy sexing up kelsey with the power of big nig's latest LP **** you my summer begins today it shall be the summer of the big nig getting some of that joomisy belly fat shed **** **** meeee
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| joomisy I NEED MY ****ING RED BULL COCK RIGHT NOW HWERE IS IT AND WHERE IS MY ASSHOLE AT!!
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 | Smial lol as big as i am? that one beer didnt even come close to doing anything it just tastes terrible pee eff nah man IT REALLY MESSED ME UP THAT NIGHT MY ASSHOLE WOKE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO TELL OF THE TIME TE-SL ATTACHED WINGS ONTO A FOX
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| Smial DAMMIT ILL GET MY HOMEBOY OOMSLEYJOOM ON YO BEHIND IF YOU DONT STRAIGHTEN UP BOY
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| Smial ugh...chew? scratches? what's next? YOU WANNA RUB s*** ON MY BONY COCK NEXT?
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| Smial well, take my word with a grain of salt, i only know what i want to do on the side of my career, aka run a small record store or at the very least set up a small music station at a flea market, or specific plot of land, and maybe if i get good enough at a guitar or some instrument play in brew pubs or something for a couple bucks here and there. as for my professional career? **** if i know dude...
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| Smial dude did you really order that s***? well have fun..........or not idk ehehehhe but yeah...im kinda having 2nd thoughts about this Cd store....literally everybody turns their head sideways whenever i say that nobody thinks it's a good idea oh well. i still wanna go for it, but idk if i want to make that my career is all.
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| Smial well nahhhh i think ill get a joomishk and blow my ass off with these caffeine pills (yes, i brought caffeine pills, and i already know im a badass, but this constant tiring forced me to do so -_-) and i was just beyond tempted OAH!
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| Smial i think we're journaling ugh but at least it doesnt take long and then im going down for a nap
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| Smial well that was a quick response from the mods ehehehe they love you they love giving you special attention OOMSLEYJOOM IS STILL GOING STRONG
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| Smial lol did you d3lete your grass in the ass list?
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| Smial wow.to.the.****ing.wow.....she JUST put in a 30, and now im less than ONE point away from a C...****ing shoot me
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| Smial no the first nine weeks grading period ended yesterday, and my grade just now went down to a 65 -_______-
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| Smial for the first 9 weeks duh
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| Smial well that was bulls***, i couldnt find my filled out powerpoint and my english grade just randomly went down to a D...****ing yay
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| Smial yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh welp lets just get this over with.....AND DONT THINK IM TALKING FOR THE WHOLE THING YOU'RE SAYING SOME STUFF TOO YOUNG MAN
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| Smial ARE YOU IZ READY TO GET THIS PRESENTATION PARTY STARTED 2.0???? SHALL I GIVE YOU ADVICE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER DONE PRESENTATIONS BEFORE AMIRITE GAYVERNMENT GUELD?!!?!?!
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| Smial ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe yo baby what's yer name
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| Smial speaking of alts if you're gonna be on tonight (pff, i know i will be) then be sure to log on to sputnik because im making like 5 tonight. i have all these good song ideas, but no program to make them with -_- so im just exprress them with my emotionally devastating lists
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| Smial i remember that pic, but i cant remember the name.....oh wait i remember now the name was a combination of a few of the users here. i will admit dev was in the name, but erhm and tysker? nothing even like it -_-
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| Smial well you just come back when you can get a little closer to the target as opposed to the terms "erhm" and "tysker" which i have never once used in any alt names o' mine
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| Smial and no, not even ****ing close. whatever alt you're referring to, it's nothing like that
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| Smial and dude dont even talk your memory is about as functional as a 102 year old's bladder
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| Smial i have never once made an alt that even remotely ****ing hinted at "erhmdevtysker"
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| Smial i have no clue what alt you could possible be referring to
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| Smial ..........................................................huh?........................................................
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| Smial by herald's sensitive cock matha' what is em are ess preston doing in here
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| Smial well your username was jonesyrogers but that's all i know
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| Smial iiiight here's what im gonna do for you im take these needle-nose pliers and stick in your dick holy, pinch the inner cavity, and tugg on it and eventually turn your whole dick inside out, then ill pour salt all over the skin, force feed you fluids, and you can piss salt n' peppa' out of your stinging s***dick
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| Smial IF YOU'RE READING THIS FUNDI COME DOWN TO LARRINGTON'S CHEM BLOCK AND STICK YOUR BONY COCK IN MY ASSHOLE AND PISS IN ME SO I CAN SPIT IT BACK ONTO YOUR CHEST AND MIX s*** WITH WATA' GAG ME WITH YOUR HAIRY TOES
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| Smial dude the chat system is only good here because we've OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHONLY sent roughly 10000 messages to eachother via this very shoutbox for over 2 years i mean come the **** on come the **** on come the **** on come the **** on come the **** on give rym some credit
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| Smial yeah but y'know RYM ****IGN SUCKS DICK I MEAN HOLY s*** THE TEXT SIZE IS LIKE 2 POINTS SMALLER AND I HAVE TO CLICK TWICE TO RATE SOMETHING OH MY DICK THIS SITE SUCKS
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| Smial BIEIEBEIEI 2 WHOLE DAYS HOLY ****ING s***
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| Smial dude jesus christ imgur is blocked too it's official the end times are upon us. how long until sputnik goes?
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| Smial ****ing yaaay rdio is blocked now NOT BECAUSE I WAS TAKING UP HALF THE INTERNET YESTERDAY MAUKAY?!?!
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| Smial ill just tell them that my asshole came to me last night in a dream and fellatio'd my sexy chest hairs after tossing me a bathub full of hot water and smeared s*** on my face and called me carl (pun intended)
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| Smial mmmaukay?!!?!? I SHOULD CONSULT MY INTERVIEWING NOTES BEFORE THIS THING
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| Smial i think she said her name was susanne, and id be doing the interview with her and donna........i dont if those names mean anything to you, but what did you wear to your interGAYiew
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| Smial well ill be a crooked rooster of the st. roleman hag toot gag spree with the tight miss afrojomsockalocka plugging this cheddar stick into my looney tune and calling it robert dingos how in my curly toe hairs standing at attention for the almighty anal von frolic sog did i manage to pull of a 3.0 this nine weeks?
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| Smial im having the interview next monday right after school, and no she asked me questions about my current job and i was just stuttering because i dont know any of the answers (she asked for my supervisor, and while on the phone i was just like w-w-w-hw-hw-wh-h-h-huh) so yeah, im just gonna have to make the best impression i can if i have any hope of sealing this deal
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| Smial well...i landed an interview this monday but ill be honest dude that follow-up was one of the worst i have ever experienced. i didnt know the answers to any of the work-related questions she asked me, and the whole time she was stuttering like she couldnt understand a word i was saying, which she probably couldnt -_- it's not really looking good, it sounded more like she gave me the interview just for the hell of it
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| Smial BOOOHOOO BUBU UEU HHUHU HEHPEPEPEE HEHHEEHEHEHE
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| Smial BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW s*** BAW S
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| Smial gargle up betty wetty and treat to me to a sharp tuna salad for me to soak my thighs in http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?memberid=1030690
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| Smial BUT DUDE PEMDAS WAS SO EASY EHEHEHEHE
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| Smial welp, our government is back...FINALLY
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| Smial I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO IM SO ****ING CONFUSE IM JUST GONNA TAKE THIS PENCIL AND ROGER IT THROUGH MY PATTON HOLE EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE COME ON MIKE PATTON WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU EVERYTHING'S RUINED
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| Smial well w/e i could just use my friday night as a good opportunity to fap and piss and s*** and fap and piss and sh...nooooooo well now im not happy.....I AM NOT PROUD OF YOU SMIALGERALD ugh i was looking forward to getting out well maybe i still will ill get my dad to take me bah s*** idk
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| Smial and oh my god if this internet doesnt get itself under control i will be forced to clam this dick shut
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| Smial oh ok, and im just guessing friday (for some rum stumalummadum reasons) is just out of the question?
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| Smial o.O i wasn't catching any bus. i dont even remember seeing one.........ehe
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| Smial wait wait wait wait a minute i am morbidly confused right now, you mean to tell me we cant hang out this OR next weekend? what in the actual ****faces
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| Smial iiiiimmmmmm i thought you werent working this friday? i thought? well w/e, even if you are id just have my dad take me there when it's time for you to get off and id just wait for you, as if i even care about waiting outside for a while....which last time i did it it was ****ing sweet eheheh
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| Smial iiiiimmmmmm i thought you werent working this friday? i thought? well w/e, even if you are id just have my dad take me there when it's time for you to get off and id just wait for you, as if i even care about waiting outside for a while....which last time i did it it was ****ing sweet eheheh
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| Smial i didnt even want to go to the game i just wanted to go to VV at like 7 or 8 this friGAY nite
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| Smial wit the dick so you're at your mom's place AND OMG NO YOU GUYS CANNOT HANG OUT NOW GET IN THIS HOUSE BEFORE I ROGER YOUR EAR WITH THIS PINK APPLE....??????
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| Smial yeah winamp is p cool but ugughughgughughgughughgu ALL.MY.MUSIC.IS.GONE.AGAIN.I AM SO ****ING HAPPY ABOUT THAT HEEHEJKHASG JKHASL;G HAS;LDJTHA;LKGJHASLKDTJAFGKAHSDTRKASDTUJJ IS IT TIME FOR ME TO WASTE MORE MONEY GEULD?!?!
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| Smial it's basically a wannabe spotify
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| Smial ugh who am i kidding i hate that song but yeah im done with this playlist if i ever get another computer fixed up ill dl spotigay and make some actual lists on that. i kinda like random playlists now..keeps things fresh since i havnt upGAYted my ipod in months -_-
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| Smial ugh but making playlists is annoying and duuuuuumb and do not worry A LAP DANCE WITH JONESY ROGERS IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN LARRY CHEDDA' IS CRYING IS NOT ON IT MMMMMAUKAYKKAKAKYKAYKAKMYAKMYKAMUKAYMAKUMAKYUMAKYMAKUYMKYMAKUMAKYUM~
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| Smial well that's just my guilty pleasures, my actual "summertime" playlist would have like 150 songs yee
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| Smial ok yeah well this playlist has like 12 songs but whaaaaaaaateva'
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| Smial well i just did this easy ass hero's blog or w/e so i got nothing for the rest of this period so im just making a guilty pleasures playlist -_-
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| Smial DUDE LETS ALL JUST COME TOGETHER AND THROW SOEM CHEEEEEEEESE ON THAT BITCH
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| Smial wit wittity wut wyt wet betty titty wetty fritty litty fo grandad's little ditty
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| Smial BABY JUST CALM DOWN AND LET ME STICK THESE SILVER MARBLES IN YOUR BLOWHOLE AND CALL THEM BOW POW
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| Smial yea hehehehehe i still like PTF and Burning Empires
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| Smial yeahhhh i remember fishbone being a fuuuuuuuuuunk band not ska and ugh none of this stuff is good
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| Smial nice, nad ugh is today over yet!?!?
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| Smial ugh, yeah dude me too ehehehehehe
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| Smial ehehehehehehehehe yeah, sweet, well im organizing my cd's tonight finally so yeah ugh tomorrow is gonna suck so much ****ing ass cock penis infesting my dildo haaaaiiirrrsss
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| Smial yeah im also becoming big on electronic stuff aka techno, deep house, trance, unforutnately i dont have 5 hours to listen to what? 2 albums? i mean holy jesus these things are longer than my dick in the morning after i gagged goat semen and dried crusty s*** on my lip
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| Smial i used to get an allowance (remember $30 a week???) and one of the terms was keeping my room clean.....i dont get paid now so i dont do jack s*** with it
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| Smial nah dude i still thrash and black but i rarely death anymore and my current thing is rap metal and nu-metal aka mallcore ARE YOU PROUD OF ME KILL AND SONIC -_-
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| Smial yeah dude basically i dont get an allowance anymore so i dont clean my room for s***
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| Smial iiiight and omg this is the slowest period ever -_-
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| Smial ok what in the **** wiggity dick **** is up with deftones' - pink cellphone........that was just beyond ****ing disturbing
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| Smial dude i seriously need to install some wall shelves over and around my stereo and put all my CD's on those holy s*** that would look so cool and iiiiiiight ill look into that game. honestly, id say the M games for me are good as long as the language isn't over the top or bare vaginas and that sort of thing
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| Smial warhammer 40k? what in my anal that's a board game 0.O
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| Smial nice ugh it's becoming better than mine WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY SO ORGANIZED I MEAN HOLY s*** DID YOU SEE MY CD'S THEY WERE ALL ALIGNED IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
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