Slayyyter
Wor$t Girl In America


4.5
superb

Review

by Brandon Taylor USER (74 Reviews)
March 29th, 2026 | 55 replies


Release Date: 03/27/2026 | Tracklist

Review Summary: CRANK IT

Slayyyter’s fourth full-length, Wor$t Girl In America, is truly the culmination of everything she’s worked so hard for in her career to date. She’s always consistently displayed greatness – “Daddy AF” turned slut pop into an art form, “Purrr” is electroclash perfection, and “Troubled Paradise” is maybe the best pop-house track of the 2020s so far. But on Wor$t Girl In America, she draws upon and improves her past artistry, putting out her best work so far and easily the pop AOTY so far in 2026.

You thought “Purr” was incredible? Meet “Beat Up Chanel$” – the in-your-face single was one of the noisiest tracks of last year (regardless of genre) and still feels as hard-hitting and inimitable as it did upon release. You thought “Trouble Paradise” was immaculate dance-pop? Well it still is, but now her new tracks “Dance…”, “Unknown Loverz” and “Brittany Murphy.” join it in the ranks. Inspired by Justice, Gaga and Crystal Castles, but at the same time feeling incredibly current and fresh, she assumes the part of the commanding pop star with wicked ease. The Slayyyter of today would be equally at home headlining a stadium or a dingy gay club.

And the sluts stay winning as well. “Crank” yanks itself onto the throne of raunchy, shocking pop music – a competitive arena in the past few years, thanks to great tunes from Cobrah, Chase Icon and Ayesha Erotica. Scream-sang by Slayyyter in its entirety, it contains poetry such as “she pick up then we ***, I get so gay off that tequila / I need some dick for Tuesday let me go put out some feelers”. If you haven’t been cranking it for the past 6 months since the song came out, I don’t want to know you.

It’s about time Slayyyter started receiving her flowers (beyond her niche, where she has amassed many dedicated fans) for the elevation she brings to the often-dismissed genres she plays in. On the surface-level her music seems trashy and whorish, but when you look deeper it’s still trashy, still whorish but meticulously composed and arranged. Consistently at the top of her game but now at her peak, she brings a reverence to irreverence itself, through her lyricism, production and persona. If we’re all in the convent of cxntery, then Slayyyter is our Mother Superior, and Wor$t Girl In America is the Bible.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
BrushedRed
March 29th 2026


3917 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Was a fun time. A little overlong to take in one sitting considering the loud and chaotic nature of the album, but I’m not mad about it. I could see myself returning to really any track, though I’d need a palate cleanser between some of them (Crank, Dance, St. Loser). I found myself enjoying the more lowkey tracks the most (Gas Station, Brittany Murphy). Outro of Brittany Murphy being that short is a travesty. That song was getting so good then it just stops.

Get Low
April 3rd 2026


15530 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

huge step down from Starfucker

JoyfulPlatypus
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2026


1539 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

I've been jamming the holy hell out of this all week. The beats are so good.

mir4ge
April 3rd 2026


78 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This is like brat but better

JoyfulPlatypus
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2026


1539 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

Brat was fine but I never understood why it was so beloved. Although saying that at the time made me just feel like a joyless contrarian lol



But I agree, both this and Rebecca Black's album from last year top Brat imo.

Scoot
April 3rd 2026


24438 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

absolutely slaps

mir4ge
April 3rd 2026


78 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Also britanny murphy is one hell of a closer. Sweet like syrup-ass hook.

mir4ge
April 3rd 2026


78 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yeah I didn't completely get the hype about Brat either. i feel like the only thing it did was popularize a vapid stereotype surrounding outgoing women. the introspective moments didn't hit, they felt kind of disingenuous. Von dutch absolutely fucking slaps tho. amazing production, insane bass

JoyfulPlatypus
Staff Reviewer
April 3rd 2026


1539 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

I agree 100%, Von Dutch is easily my favorite song on the album.

Aids
April 3rd 2026


25117 Comments


What are we cranking? It? I'm down.

mir4ge
April 3rd 2026


78 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

it's also kinda giving a gayer louder version of Madonna's Confessions on a danceflor

Aids
April 3rd 2026


25117 Comments


oh hell yeah I am cranking it

brandontaylor
April 3rd 2026


1268 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

we can crank anything we want or need

Asdfp277
April 3rd 2026


25968 Comments


does this make u feel daddy af

EXSCHISM
April 4th 2026


42 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Brat was a banger, so is this, for different reasons. Yes Goddd would have been fitting for Cyberpunk 2077, reminds me of early Kanga, absolutely fuck with that production & beat. This album never overstayed for me as it's all so varied, the changes in energy and pacing keeps it fresh start to finish.

JoyfulPlatypus
Staff Reviewer
April 4th 2026


1539 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

Hadn't thought of that but you're spot on that Yes Goddd feels like a Cyberpunk track.

Asdfp277
April 4th 2026


25968 Comments


deftones

henryChinaski
April 4th 2026


5200 Comments


thought this was a 1 when I saw the album title and artwork but I guess I'll have to check this out

heck
April 4th 2026


7793 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this slays

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
April 4th 2026


122910 Comments

Album Rating: 2.2

No way in fuck that this trash is better than Brat lol.



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