Cemetery Rapist
The Smut Circus


1.0
awful

Review

by brickhed USER (53 Reviews)
July 25th, 2025 | 43 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Can death metal get any worse than this?

I wasn't coming into The Smut Circus with high hopes. With one of the worst album covers i’ve ever seen and absolutely deranged song titles, it sure sets expectations. But let me just get to the music itself.

40 minutes is a long time for brutal death metal, so I at least expect for it to be worth it. This project uses samples in the worst way imaginable. As soon as the album starts, its poorly edited samples are sure to kill brain cells. These are littered throughout and don’t get better. For the music itself it takes cues from modern slam death metal with how they’re used. All of the samples pertain to Clay Lamanske’s obsession with rape and drugs.

Clay handles everything, from production to vocals. And it sure shows. He has a strange way of doing inhaled vocals, which he calls the cricket technique. It doesn't sound very good here. Production wise, it sounds like the guitar is recorded through a mattress, and the drum machine cuts through everything like a knife. It’s so in the mix it’s kind of annoying. The riffs are lackluster for the most part, and the ones that sound decent are so muffled that it lacks any punch.
There are a few slams that are actually pretty good, so I will give this album that.

From what i can gather, the lyrics and themes also seem to center around pedophilia sometimes. Is it a ‘dark sense of humor’, or not? The world may never know. I may just be taking “Little Girl Gonorrhea” too seriously. And if rumor is to be believed, this dude might just be very mentally ill and uses music as his outlet.

Yeah, I'm not sure what will top this in terms of terrible death metal. But it will sure take a lot.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
brickhed
July 25th 2025


1399 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

not going to lie this was a bit of a quick write up so it might kinda suck.

basically this album is like what i expected Torsofuck to sound like based on all of the hate

arthropod
July 25th 2025


1972 Comments


Somehow, "Vacation to Kuala Lumpur" is the most cursed-looking title here. I'd genuinely fear to read the lyrics.

RVAHC13
July 26th 2025


2333 Comments


I’ve seen things I’ve seen them with my eyes

I’ve seen things they’re often in disguise

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 26th 2025


115285 Comments


What in the absolute fuck is this???

multicore
July 26th 2025


40 Comments


just furthering the evidence that this music sux dix

brickhed
July 26th 2025


1399 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

"What in the absolute fuck is this???"



good question

foxblood
July 27th 2025


11589 Comments


i dig this band, i love 'Your Daughter's Twat Filled with My Cock' I listen to that on my phone often. The middle three albums aren't as good but the last two are good. He has a more cybergrind type of appeal, someone looking for straight 'death metal' will just get pissed off.
Goremonger is a bit better at the same exact type of thing

Spec
July 27th 2025


41423 Comments


tour with torsofuck when

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
July 27th 2025


29672 Comments


imagine youre on a date and she asks to play a song and pulls up spotify to see this in the queue

cylinder
July 27th 2025


4354 Comments


I saw this dude live and he fuckin killed it, such a fun show. His newest album actually rules if you dig this sort of thing
Like fox said, it’s not straight death metal per se. More of a cybergrind appeal is an apt way to put it

Deathconscious
July 27th 2025


27884 Comments


This guy unironically said is true passion is rape and a bunch of other wild shit.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 27th 2025


115285 Comments


i love 'Your Daughter's Twat Filled with My Cock'

This is HILARIOUS.

arthropod
July 27th 2025


1972 Comments


say what you say but My Cock Engulfed In Carnage is the most badass song title in human history

Sharenge
July 28th 2025


6701 Comments


not even a page deep and this thread doesn't disappoint lol jfc

Deathconscious
July 28th 2025


27884 Comments


Posted some of this in another thread on sput, but here it is again:

"Yes, I have done some very (very) misogynist things to a lot of females, I do have a strong addiction to many drugs, and I think the idea of kicking infants is fucking hilarious. There’s somethin’ goin’ on in my head…. if I didn’t write these songs, I might actually have to rape these bitches. I might really be out issuing all these fucking moronic cocksuckers some serious lessons in pain. I might really be creeping in slaughterhouse workers trailer parks in the middle of the night to have some fun of my own. Fuck knows there’s some people who deserve the amount of hate and vulgarity I put off, right? So pornogrind it is. I need to live on the boundaries of what’s “acceptable” and what’s “not” in order to keep myself from going Ted Bundy on people that really, truly deserved an evening with the late, great Ted, or John Wayne, or Ed….afterall, it is just music."

"Left my main bitch and ditched all my friends in late 2005 cause they wasn’t down with my habits and I wasn’t down with they sheep-societal norm dogshit. Met my best friend Cashman shortly after, started doin hard drugs and started following my true passion (rape) through my music outlet."

brickhed
July 28th 2025


1399 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

yeah i tried finding these quotes a little online but couldn't find much at all. i'll see if i missed some blog or something. i searched up Clay's full name and tried to see what i could find.

Wildcardbitchesss
July 28th 2025


19561 Comments


…jesus fucking christ

Deathconscious
July 28th 2025


27884 Comments


Here are the links to the two interviews I pulled those from:

https://gutturaldeath.wordpress.com/2013/02/12/interview-cemetery-rapist/

https://www.ztmag.com/news/blastonbury-2012-cemetery-rapist/

Deathconscious
July 28th 2025


27884 Comments


Also here are some track titles from his album Children of the Porn. This dude needs to have his hard drive checked.

3. Preteen Bitch with the Itch for Dick 4. My Teen Twat Torture Chamber 5. Slant Eyed Sex Slave 6. His Trail of Cunt Corpses (Tribute to Ted Bundy) 7. Eating While She's Bleeding 8. Natural Born Whores 9. I Beat Cunts 10. You'll Never Catch Me Chris Hansen

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
July 28th 2025


115285 Comments


Dude def has loads of CP on his computer agreed.



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