Artery Eruption
Driving My Fist Through Her Chest


1.5
very poor

Review

by brickhed USER (53 Reviews)
June 18th, 2025 | 19 replies


Release Date: 2009 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Driving My Fist Through My Headset

Slam death metal is a fascinating little subgenre. It’s full of dumb, meathead riffs broken up by chugging slam breakdowns. How can you mess that up? Let me count the ways.

The biggest problem about this album is the production. It’s super inconsistent. The guitar, the most important element in slam, is typically drowned out. The drums sound like wet cardboard was exchanged for most of the drumset, and the gutturals feel very lazy. The only other element is the samples. Surprisingly, they didn't mess that up around half of the time, but the others are mostly there to reinforce the album’s misogynistic message. Who knows, I might be missing the acute subtlety of tracks such as Beat the *** Out of That Worthless Bitch and Hate, Rape, Mutilate.

Typically, when one problem is fixed with the production, they mess something else up. And it’s only fixed for a brief period of time. But at times they do work with the garbage production well, with that moment being D.C.D.W.N.K.C. The riffs and slams are really good and stand out just enough. As for the riffs on the other tracks, it’s pretty weak most of the time. I can kind of nod my head here and there, but overall it's a slog. You’ll feel it by the end, since this is 45 minutes long. It’s broken up by some clean guitar interludes and an acoustic intro, but it’s not enough to save this album.

I would give this to people who want a greater appreciation for slam. It fumbles the ball on pretty much all of the basic aspects of it that I find it a learning opportunity of what not to do. Keep an eye on production, think about your gutturals, and work on the riffs. Especially the riffs.



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Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 19th 2025


29671 Comments


we should be legally allowed to use the r-word to describe this band

brickhed
June 19th 2025


1392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i've heard that this is the band's worst, maybe their previous albums are not as bad

not gonna touch the last one since i heard that was basically a huge self sabotage for some reason

PumpBoffBag
Emeritus
June 20th 2025


1840 Comments


The song titles lmao

MantisTobogganMD
June 24th 2025


497 Comments


You can legally use the "r-word?"

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 24th 2025


29671 Comments


i mean the conservative version of legal where i can say things with no consequences or repercussions.

jrlikestodance
June 24th 2025


6686 Comments


Lmao^

Emim
June 24th 2025


38468 Comments


It's a musical term go wild

MantisTobogganMD
June 24th 2025


497 Comments


We are talking about "retarded" correct?

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 24th 2025


29671 Comments


yessir

Jurtz
June 24th 2025


5235 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I enjoy slam usually, but this band actually is bad at making music and even playing their instruments properly is often too hard.



Sorry cyl...

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 24th 2025


29671 Comments


that’s exactly why they’re so awesome because it’s so shitty that it borders on being avant-guard, kind of like free jazz slam, but that would only apply if they were doing it on purpose but it’s much more likely that it’s just two brain damaged monkeys banging on instruments and writing lyrics about how much they hate women.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
June 24th 2025


29671 Comments


schrodingers artist if you will

Emim
June 24th 2025


38468 Comments


"We are talking about "retarded" correct?"

https://youtu.be/LKx5-Ic4yYM?si=JPa9M0CX753a4pi0

brickhed
June 26th 2025


1392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

baited, i'll have to send loveisamixtape on yo ass

bach
August 15th 2025


16921 Comments


Haven't heard this one but have you peeped spewage, brickhed? Just heard it and Its like molesting the decapitated but even dumber. All of the songs feel like they're on the verge of collapse (probably not intentional but still sounds gnarly). almost in avant-garde territory at times.

bach
August 15th 2025


16921 Comments


the misogyny on Spewage is more in tomb of the mutilated territory than it is cemetary rapist like it probably is on this one

brickhed
August 15th 2025


1392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

oh, you mean their completion album spewage. i thought it was some obscure insult

anyway i have not, i'll check it out. i'm a fan of chaotic music and as long as the production isent some of the worst i've heard i'm sure it'll be fine.

bach
August 16th 2025


16921 Comments


production is definitely more solid there than it is here. Heard a track off this last night. Didnt think it was bad or anything but definitely more wigged out sounding than Spewage and Infants

brickhed
August 16th 2025


1392 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

yeah spewage threw me into a loop but its just cohesive enough. did a soundoff for a first listen, I'll give it a few more to sit with me. certainly dident leave me trying to find anything redeemable. first thing that came to mind was 'the guitar sound so angry'. never really had that pop in my head before, and the guitar tone is certainly damn good.



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